[stewie] cheeky bastard is filmed in front of a live studio audience. oh, my god! in my lower intestine. [laughter resonates] you ate it? but i told you my boss was coming here for dinner. well, unless he likes pork rinds, he's going home hungry. [laughter resonates] you cheeky bastard. [laughter resonates] [man clapping] welcome to midnight q. tonight we're gonna enjoy the smooth jazz of charles mingus. norman mailer is here to read an excerpt from his latest book. and then we also have a girl from omaha who's hiding a banana. we'll find out where.

stewie, what the hell happened?! oh, well, shortly after you left, da vinci's girlfriend showed up, so i injected her with my dna. you had sex? no, i put my dna inside her. right. you had sex. no, what are you not getting? i put a sample of my dna in a syringe and i injected her on the staircase, the couch and the balcony. well, whatever the case, thank god. yeah, i know. oh, hey, i brought you something from da vinci's workshop. a candle? i can get a candle now. you couldn't have grabbed me one of his original notebooks? you know, i didn't have to bring you back anything. it's almost like you didn't. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: from the most trusted journalists at comedy central... it's america's only source for news. this is "the daily show" with your host, jon stewart! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jon: boom! welcome to "the daily show," ladies and gentlemen! my name is jon stewart. we have a fabulous show for you tonight. christine lagarde, president of the european central bank, is here. we'll be

well, it's just you and me, stewie. what should we do today?this big boy has his first whole day of preschool today. oh, my god, is it september already? wow. so i have the whole day to myself. let's see. i... i guess i've got nothing to do except create an excuse to touch the target cashier lady i want to run away with. that'll be $6.11. oh, perfect. i have a dime and a penny. they're right here, in my hand, for you to take. [♪ melancholy music playing] [quietly] we could go to montana. i want to, but i can't. [whirring] esperanza, it's time to get back to work.

'cause stewie played for seattle. >> yeah, we love breanna stewart. >> seth: oh, yeah, of course.so went to the u.s. open. did you enjoy your time at the tennis match? >> loved it. >> yeah. >> seth: how many of those honey drinks did you guys have? >> a bunch. >> woah, woah, woah. i don't even -- this is like asking height, weight, age. [ laughter ] >> seth: no, no, no. i'm still allowed to ask this. i'm asking the last question you're allowed to ask. how many honey deuces? >> it was a five-setter. so -- and those sets are long. so it's -- >> seth: are you already making excuses for your answer? >> i would say one and a half a set. >> seth: one and a half a set? don't make the math hard for me. >> we were doing -- we were doing different variations. we were putting tequila in them per serena williams' suggestion. i was half in the lemonade because who's drinking this much lemonade? >> seth: yeah. >> the hell? >> seth: so that's your issue with it is there's too much lemonade in the tequila? [ laughter ] >> yeah. that's right you're good at this. >> seth: athletes are like, there's

the evidence is brought e-cigarette stewie tipping points the burden of tobacco-related diseases to big solutions such as eat cigarettes to be ignored. further it last fall the medical university of south carolina publish the largest clinical trial in the united states government for years and 11 cities finding e cigarettes help people quit smoking better than fda approved medicines on the market. even if the individual had no intention of quitting. other words the mere availability of these vaping products cause them to quit smoking another study by abigail freeman from yale showed flavored eat cigarette e-cigaretterestrictions result t increase in his cigarette sales in those jurisdictions which have limited them. the authors warn any perceived public health and benefits of reducing flavored e-cigarette may be offset by the public health costs from e-cigarette sales. thee reason we are having this enforcement discussion today is because u.s. tobacco regulation in the hands of this fda is broken for the fda was supposed to implement the tobacco control act to allow americans access to