hi, stewie. mommy's here to pick you up., hi, mrs. griffin. you know, i've actually been meaning to talk to you about stewie. i'm concerned that he might have an attention problem. attention problem? yes, he's been a little difficult to deal with, and on page two of three in the how to be a teacher manual, it says that any child who's being difficult should be medicated. what? drugging a baby? are you sure? that sounds so serious. i'm afraid his behavior has been an issue for a while. he's even been bothering students during nap time. hey, you up? guess where i have a crayon. so, i spend, like, $75 on cat toys, and what does she play with? -a shoelace. -that's crazy. joe, that's been your answer every time i tell a story. it's like you're not even listening. well, that's 'cause you interrupted me when i was telling you about kevin trying to hang himself with an extension cord. i know, that's crazy. hey, y'all want to try some of our new food? i'm trying to turn this place into a gastropub. these are korean tacos, 'cause what

stewie, who knows who he met? every time we go to disney world, he thinks mickey mouse just happened to be there that day. i'll tell ya, seeing god in heaven was just like that time i met mickey and donald outside thunder mountain. i mean, what are the odds? but, peter, i still don't understand why you would go to all that trouble to find god and only ask about the patriots. oh, i asked for one more thing. -aah! what's happening? -don't look at her. don't look at her. it's okay. just go with it. it'll all be over in a second. >> announcer: from the most trusted journalists at comedy central... it's america's only source for news. this is "the daily show" with your host, desi lydic! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> desi: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm desi lydic. we've got so much to talk about tonight. the right pretends invading greenland isn't weird as hell. we've got tips for maintaining your insurrection. and you won't believe this, but new yorkers are complaining about something! but first, donald trump is remi

peter, i think we should send stewie to corridors. in the little shorts and hats like the guy in ac/dc? yeah, why does he wear that outfit? 'cause he rocks. -[♪ rock music playing] -[crowd cheering] when i picked this, i didn't know i'd have to wear it when i'm 60! i'm very cold! [bird chirps] you know what seems like a lie to me? a forever stamp that says "love" on it. oh, you want to go ahead of me? hey, how are you? you know what seems like a lie to me? i can help the fourth person in line. one, two, three... yes!

[stewie] cheeky bastard is filmed in front of a live studio audience. oh, my god! in my lower intestine. [laughter resonates] you ate it? but i told you my boss was coming here for dinner. well, unless he likes pork rinds, he's going home hungry. [laughter resonates] you cheeky bastard. [laughter resonates] [man clapping] welcome to midnight q. tonight we're gonna enjoy the smooth jazz of charles mingus. norman mailer is here to read an excerpt from his latest book. and then we also have a girl from omaha who's hiding a banana. we'll find out where. giggity, giggity, giggity goo. stick around. so, what do you think? i'm not sure, peter. you gotta be careful about what you put on your network. you know how impressionable children are. i mean, remember what happened after chris saw jackie mason? chris, you should have left for school already. oy, sister, don't start with me. i didn't go, i wanted to go, i forgot to go, i should have gone. chris, just go.

(good-natured ribbing) stewie: you're all wet. hey, check this out. we got invited to a party.nor at rocky point manor." well, who's the invitation from? i don't know, it doesn't say. wait, you're not gonna go, are you? it's clearly some kind of scam. oh, well, then maybe we just go, and you go to the kennel. oh, not the kennel. last time you left me there for an hour. or ten years, i don't know-- there's no clock there! you stink when you come out of there. (engine starts) dad, are we almost there? yeah. according to the map, we're pretty close. (gasps) peter, look!

in addition, of course, to you and stewie, you've got stars like brittney griner, angel reese, alyssa. your league investors include people like the legendary coach don staley and tennis star coco goff. your analysts include women like candice parker and lisa leslie. . this is really a league built by women for women athletes. how does that sort of change how it's run, how the athletes are supported? napheesa: we have said from the very beginning, this is a players-led league. everyone who's playing this year has equity in the league, and so we are here for us. we're here for the players and so just working really closely about what that means and what that looks like, you know, what you guys need for recovery, what is gonna make this the best situation for you to grow as a player and to get better. and so i think you just see that where everyone has a vested interest literally in this business and so not only do we want to get better, but we want to do whatever we can to support the league as well. amna: napheesa collier, cofounder of the unrivaled league, thank you for joining us. g