. >> this joke sent in by facebook fan kim stoler from niagara falls.le work on my part, okay? the three little pigs went out to dinner one night. the waiter came by and took their drink order. i want a sprite, said the first little piggy. i want a coke, said the second little piggy. i want beer, said the third little piggy. hope i can remember what order i did the voices in. after serving the drinks, the waiter asked for their dinner orders. i want steak, said the first little piggy. i want salad, said the second little piggy. i want beer said the third little piggy, lots and lots of beer. finally, if they wanted any dessert. i want pie, said the first little piggy. i want cheesecake, said the second little piggy. i want beer, lots and lots of beer said the third little piggy. by now the waiter is curious. the waiter said, pardon me for asking, but why have you ordered only beer all evening long? third little piggy said, well, someone it has to go wee, wee, wee all the way home. >> a lot of buildup. >> an awful lot of work for such a very little in ret