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it's mouth to stoma. don't use spray paint. be very careful shaving. you can quit. for free help, visit smokefree.gov. (applause) >> jon: that's our show, everybody, join us tomorrow night, anthony bourdain will be here. here it, is your moment of zen. >> santorum never had a chance. i said after south carolina he was like a chicken with his head chopped off. the chicken is dead, the only person that don't know it is the chicken. he can flop >> stephen: tonight, can republicans reach out to latino voters? yes-- to hand them an empty daiquri glass. (laughter) then a new face for a beloved american brand. get ready for snap, crackle and lil' wayne. (laughter) and my guest robert ballard will discuss the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the "titanic." i'm going ask him to draw me like one of his french girls. (laughter) the n.f.l. debuted more aerodynamic uniforms. now there will be less bag when players are carted off the field. (laughter) this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and
it's mouth to stoma. don't use spray paint. be very careful shaving. you can quit. for free help, visit smokefree.gov. (applause) >> jon: that's our show, everybody, join us tomorrow night, anthony bourdain will be here. here it, is your moment of zen. >> santorum never had a chance. i said after south carolina he was like a chicken with his head chopped off. the chicken is dead, the only person that don't know it is the chicken. he can flop >> stephen: tonight, can...
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it's mouth to stoma. don't use spray paint. be very careful shaving. you can quit. for free help, visit smokefree.gov. >> stephen: (cheers and applause) welcome black. my guest tonight has a new book about how creativity works. i will ask him a series of questions. please welcome jonah lairer are. (cheers and applause) hey, jonah, thanks for coming back. >> thank you for having me. >> stephen: you're one of the contributing editors of "wired" you write for the "new yorker" and the "wall street journal." so you're cranking out material all the time. you're one of those creative types, right? >> i try. >> stephen: you're a creative tape. okay. so you've got a new book here called "imagine. how creativity works." first of all, you stole your it toole from john lennon so... (laughter) who are you to speak on creativity. >> one of the themes of the book that these ideas we assume people invent out of thin air.... >> stephen: they do. the muse comes down speaks through them, it's a lightning bolt and rarefied. >> that's really new connections between old ideas. the human
it's mouth to stoma. don't use spray paint. be very careful shaving. you can quit. for free help, visit smokefree.gov. >> stephen: (cheers and applause) welcome black. my guest tonight has a new book about how creativity works. i will ask him a series of questions. please welcome jonah lairer are. (cheers and applause) hey, jonah, thanks for coming back. >> thank you for having me. >> stephen: you're one of the contributing editors of "wired" you write for the...
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it's mouth to stoma. don't use spray paint. be very careful shaving. you can quit. for free help, visit smokefree.gov. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. thank you so much. folks, thank you. ladies and gentlemen, mitt romney has electrified the republican base. thanks to the inspiring worsd of his new campaign slogan, de facto. and m itt is really connecting to average voters like this casual get together last week when he accidentally came across these four random pittsburgh couples having a picnic with their pet flag stripey. but as sometimes happens during mitt's daily minute of respond tan aity there were 59 seconds of awkwardness, jim. >> romney is coming under some fire following comments he made about cookies from a pittsburgh area bakery. the owner of the bakery, a local institution decided to sends the presidential hopeful some cookies when he came to down but when the moment of truth came romney did not seem impressed. >> i'm not sure about these cookies. they don't look like he made them. did you make those cookies. >> no, no they came from the local 7-
it's mouth to stoma. don't use spray paint. be very careful shaving. you can quit. for free help, visit smokefree.gov. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. thank you so much. folks, thank you. ladies and gentlemen, mitt romney has electrified the republican base. thanks to the inspiring worsd of his new campaign slogan, de facto. and m itt is really connecting to average voters like this casual get together last week when he accidentally came across these four random pittsburgh couples...
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it's mouth to stoma. don't use spray paint. be very careful shaving. you can quit.lp, visit smokefree.gov. an airline's job, is to take you from where you are... to where you need to be. and we're not just talking about points on a map. with a more intuitive delta website and mobile app... and the most wifi equipped planes. we let you be everywhere at once. innovations like these are extending our reach so you can extend yours. and now, even at 30,000 feet you can still touch the ground. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight, recently set the world record for traveling solo to the earth's deepest depths. well, he's about to meet the earth's shallowist man. please welcome james cameron. (cheers and applause) thank you, mr. cameron. thank you so much for coming on. >> how are you doing. >> stephen: i'm in a quandary. obviously i'm a big fan. we can shake hands again if you want, a lot of people don't want to let go of me. i understand the feeling. >> yeah. >> stephen: you're one of these hollywood elite, okay. poisoning the minds of our children with y
it's mouth to stoma. don't use spray paint. be very careful shaving. you can quit.lp, visit smokefree.gov. an airline's job, is to take you from where you are... to where you need to be. and we're not just talking about points on a map. with a more intuitive delta website and mobile app... and the most wifi equipped planes. we let you be everywhere at once. innovations like these are extending our reach so you can extend yours. and now, even at 30,000 feet you can still touch the ground....
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it's mouth to stoma. don't use spray paint. be very careful shaving. you can quit. for free help, visit smokefree.gov. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight, he served in the bush administration's office of legal counsel, he's currently a professor at harvard law school. his new book is called "power and constraint: the accountable presidency after 9/11." please welcome back to the program jack goldsmith! (cheers and applause) how are you? jack, it's nice to see you again we heard you'd written a book about post-9/11, executive power i thought for sure "power and constraint" would be about the unrestrained executive, the imperial presidency. your premise seems to be that our actual checks and balances have done a pretty decent job of constraining executive power. >> that is correct. everybody focuses on how powerful the post-9/11 presidency is. and it is powerful. we've forgotten or haven't seen all the different ways in which courts, the press, human rights organizations, people inside the executive have pushed back against the presidency and
it's mouth to stoma. don't use spray paint. be very careful shaving. you can quit. for free help, visit smokefree.gov. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight, he served in the bush administration's office of legal counsel, he's currently a professor at harvard law school. his new book is called "power and constraint: the accountable presidency after 9/11." please welcome back to the program jack goldsmith! (cheers and applause) how are you? jack, it's nice...