day for her and overall with the repsol riders completing a want to three or googles while circuit stoner leading the trio with a time of one minute fifty five point zero thirty five seconds finishing ahead of dani pedrosa and andrea this year as are the two thousand and seven world champ will make his debut for the new team and sunday's race having previously won three times in doha when it's in their aussie had also has also switched teams the former yamaha rider has joined ducati but the seven time champion was only eight in friday's practice. and finally young basketball founds got a tree in moscow on friday as a way for champion and soviet legend arbutus suborn has made a trip to one of the city's academies while promoting this year's european championships which is ample for the was there. it's the thirty first of august will be a private moment for this man out of it as suborn is as his natively few ania now host the european basketball championships for the first time since nine hundred thirty nine hundred four much younger star says it will be a great honor. lithuania is a countr

that unfinished top of the time she did it day seven time world champion valentino rossi encasing stoner also will meet a stoner retired from last year and is hoping for better luck on his new honda bike cross in time a process like as he gets used his new karting so plenty of current and former champions get into the machinery head of next weekend's. meanwhile in formula one it's been good news for red bull with their defending drivers' champion sebastian vettel extending his contract at the german women have stay until twenty faulting the austrian see that the deal finally ending speculation linking the g.m. the ferrari twenty three year old vettel will earn around eight million euros per season but his teammate mark webber has yet to be confirmed beyond twenty eleven one season starts march the twenty seventh in melbourne. so that brings you up to date but also for the moment so we've got more than a couple of bad stuff. more news today violence is once again flared up. these are the images the world has been seeing from the streets of canada last. giant corporations rule today. is my

should be quite a class casey stoner has settled in the savile fosse's and motor g.p. he is truly an motoring from pole to win the opening race of the season and kids are fighting performance from the money switch from the caddie on this season he'll seven world champion brushed aside by teammates i feel so soon after the starts puts me in with he the spotlight leeds stoner coming the field with danny bruce and forget the rain so taking the lure you place a seven time chum fell into rossi on the able to challenge the trio finishing sevens with his need to compete on a day when accidents were unfortunately parked for. everything with homicide far is just plain amazing i mean we're not going to bike over the pre-season with my plates and downs and getting more and more coffee with the bike and this way can you know if we're just going any stronger and stronger as a way can win on a. and for the ratio nothing really changed the bike was still fantastic and i had a great feeling with it. and finally the thirty sixth annual muscles saber tournaments i place in the russian c

motor sport or casey stoner was fos this in salford disqualification ahead of the opening moto g.p. race of the season in qatar a good weekend so far for honda with stoner and teammate danny produce a clinching the first couple of spots on the grid for. practice reading worlds helping her get the reins to finish third while falling to the aussie was only ninth moto g.p. rider still suffering from a shorter injury which could overshadow his duty for to county two thousand and seven shelby in stormy races need seen but. the seasons are the biggest thing i'm looking forward to and you know i just consistent in week consistency was shiny nine pre-season testing is something that's been really giving us a lot of confidence and in this way can you know with my small steps but it is a track that we've done very well in the past so we're not holding too much on the second for sure but knowing the teams on a fantastic job day you know if they've done everything right which might small steps in every session and slowly get the bike to a place we really enjoy it. finally twenty twelve season l

it's been called a wal-mart for stoners. [ laughter ] really?al-mart sells doritos, parakeets, and kiddie pools. i'm pretty sure wal-mart is the wal-mart for stoners. [ laughter ] what more do you need? >> steve: and funions. >> jimmy: that's right, a mega store for marijuana. it's the only store where the managers are like -- "attention shoppers -- -- does anyone remember what i was going to say? [ laughter ] never mind." [ light laughter ] this is nice. a woman here in new york celebrated her 105th birthday this week by gambling at a casino. yeah. it's a little different than the way she usually gambles -- by going to sleep. [ laughter and applause ] [ elderly lady voices ] "good night -- hope to see you tomorrow. who knows? jackpot, i'm a winner." hmm, momma needs a new can of ensure. let's go!" [ laughter ] check this out. a new study that found that cats bond better with women than men. yeah. when cats are near men, they are like -- [ laughter ] but when they are near women they are like -- [ laughter ] you see the difference? i don't know

to slop on top of the time sheet for the day seven time world champion volunteer aussie and casey stoner also in the mix still retired from last year's opener is will be a better look and his new underwrite rossi time be as fast as those he gets used to his new county so plenty of current and former champions getting to grips with new machinery ahead of next weekend. over in formula one this be good news for red bull with their the fending drivers champion sebastian vettel extending his contract the german will now stay until twenty four with the austrian team on the deal finally ends speculation linking the german with ferrari twenty three year old vettel will arrive. the season while his team mates mark webber has yet to be confirmed beyond twenty eleven the f one season starts off on march twenty seventh and. brings us finally to the canvas where russian kickboxing fans have a new warrior to cheer on but hossa cough claiming the biggest win of his career with victory over k. one legend albert krauss right here in moscow robert downey and watch the action on full. what does it take to

stoner the man in the driving seat after setting the fastest lap time in friday's practice a good day for honda overall with the repsol riders competing a one two three and the seal circuits were leading the trio with a time of one minute fifty five point zero five seconds finishing ahead of downey producer on the zeal so the two thousand and seven world champion makes you for the new team in sunday's race. in times to have volunteered see though he switched teams the formula rather joining up with. the seven champions a week if. possible on the pick of friday night's action in the n.b.a. centered on phoenix ending their four game losing streak with victory over golden state's charming fry he was the moment turning from a shoulder injury lay off to a seventy points nine points the suns including one from the arc in the second quarter which made it forty eight thirty six phoenix. grant hill and steve nash ultimate seventeen nash in a wide open three pointer from the top he then delete the seventy nine sixty late in the third that lead enough for the suns to stroll into the final run aw

riders overall with the europe still write this completing a want to three on the rules while circuit stoner leading the trio with a timer one minute fifty five point zero thirty five seconds finishing ahead of the drills and hundred of his heels of the two thousand and seven world champ will make his debut for the new team in sunday's race having previously won three times in doha wellington are also has also switched teams the former yellow rider has joined to continue this seven time champion was only eight in practice on friday. and now young boss could go founds got a treat in moscow on friday as olympic champion and soviet legend out of the sublime is made a trip to one of the city's academies while promoting this year's european championships which is works there. thirty first of august will be a proud moment for businessman out of it as suborn is as is natively few ania one hopes for european basketball championships for the first time since nineteen thirty nine am for much younger staff who also had a fine career with the san antonio spurs in the n.b.a. he says it will be a great ho

hitter and as we did with tunisia and morocco egypt and i think he's complained when journalist eric stoner in new york thanks for your input here and i think tonight's pretty shaded. well never mind now to this story had thought that the libyan leader has found a close ally in the country known to be led by europe's last dictator get duffy's planes allegedly been spotted in bel air roost something the country's foreign ministry tonight he's a lecturer a jet ski looks at the possible connections between the two. according to a stalker home based international institute for peace research and sixty four aircraft took off from an air base heading for libya in the middle of february and headed for the libyan town of southpaw which according to experts is indeed a key strategic center in in libya this air base in belarus where the plane took off from. a stockpile of different weaponry including rocket launchers machine guns and ammunition now this alleged transfer of weaponry from belarus to libya happened before the u.n. security council imposed an embargo on all weapon sales to libya this is

fastest lap on top of time sheets for the day seven time world champion volunteer rossi and casey stoner also in the mix. i'm retired from last year's opener it's a pattern that is new on the bike rossi time if this though as he gets used to his new party so plenty of current and former champions getting to grips with it you machinery ahead of me. and in formula one there is being good news for red both the defending drivers champion sebastian vettel extending his contract the german will not stay until twenty fourteen with the austrians the deal and speculation linking the german with ferrari a twenty three year old to learn to run to eight million euros per season bettles teammate mark webber has yet to be confirmed beyond twenty seven the f one season starts off on march twenty seventh. and that's where we end the sport for now we're weather's coming up in just a second and alice is here with all the news at the top of the hour. rushers the same of jackie and joe fighting the lottery most of us were trying to drift to the right all across europe and the u.s. more and more people are g

casey stoner has settled in the saddle fastest and no two cheapie based really motoring from. also in the opening race of the season in it so far i think performance from the money switch from the capital on the during the off season seven world champions press this seen me telling kids all so soon after the start but made with threw it back up like the lead eventually i feel with dani pedrosa and jorge lorenzo taking the lower a podium places seven times child fall until rossi unable to challenge the trio finishing seventh with his way to calculate day when accidents were unfortunately it's. everything with honor so far is just plain amazing everything with the amount of bike over the pre-season we've made down late and bouncing getting more and more comfortable like in this way can you know if we're just being any stronger and stronger as a weight and went on and on and for the ratio nothing really changed the bike was still fantastic and i had a great feeling with it finally thirty six the annual moscow will see a return of a took place in the russian capital this weekend t

honda who are looking the strongest going into the council race two thousand and seven champion casey stoner and last year's runner up dani pedrosa dominating the off season tests so now had joined on the phone to can't see you fill the void with none other than seven time champion valentino rossi. finally boxing and heavyweight champion vitaly klitschko says he'll be facing the most difficult opponent of his career on saturday as he defends his w.b.c. title against cuba's lanie and solace in poland both boxers enter the ring on wednesday for lights training sessions in front of hundreds of spectators so this is from have an hour and a former olympic and world power to champion who remains under after seventeen fights as a professional that's although respectful of his opponent's record thirty nine year old is supremely confident having won forty one of his forty three fights thirty eight knockouts i see he was to become a point in my career i have some special points in my book regime he's very best i know he's a very good speech everywhere you just weren't working where very very good skil

experience that it was dangerous to wait much longer that we had to take a risk but we couldn't put stoners we needed changes but even in the evening. you were saying that you didn't quite understand the scale of it all when did you finally get a clear realization that there was no return to the past with. the world community i don't agree when people say the perestroika failed it didn't fail it was disrupted derailed stopped but still perestroika achieved a lot inside russia we had democracy free elections freedom of conscience private property freedom to travel abroad everything old so glasnost there was so much openness the entire country was affected people realized they had finally got some freedom an opportunity to act in foreign affairs we put an end to the cold war we normalized our relationship with the u.s. we reunited germany we didn't send our tanks our troops there all our units in eastern europe stayed where they were truthful. i think we're going.

ampere who are here around so fighting for the lead with stoner eventually outrunning everyone to finish ahead of the draw so in second and around so insert. crashed out while well into their also he was unable to challenge that tree or eventually finishing down on his new ducati bike everything with honda so far is just being amazing everything we've done with the going over the preseason we've made leaps and bounds in getting more and more confident going in this way can you know if we're just being any stronger and stronger as a weekend went on and for the race you know nothing really changed the book was still fantastic and. great feeling with it. now gary woodland surprised the odds by winning the transitions championship in florida overnight lee then one of the main favorites justin rose to join fair for the final round of of our seventy four and four birdies on the back nine meanwhile rookie scott stallings who delights of the crowd with a hole in one the day before came alone in the third well the biggest paycheck of his career. elsewhere webb simpson settled for second place una

but midway through it was him vigils and reigning champion jorge lorenzo fighting for the lead but stoner eventually outrunning everyone to finish ahead of the draw saying second dan lungren so in third tauriel as meanwhile crashed alex and wellington are also he was unable to challenge that trio finishing down in seventh on his new ducati bike. everything with honda so far is just plain amazing everything we've done with the bike over the pre-season we've made leaps and bounds and getting more and more confident i can this way can you know if we're just getting stronger and stronger is awake and went on and on and for the ratio nothing really changed the bike was still fantastic and i had a great feeling with it. in golf gary woodland surprised the odds by winning the transitions championship in florida overnight leader is one of the mainstay very it's justin rose joins there with a final round of seventy four and full boogies on the back nine and elsewhere ricky scott stallings the delight of the crowd with a hole in the day before came alone in third for the biggest check off these kor

casey stoner has cells in the saddle foster's and moto g.p. this trillion leading from start to. in addition to in the opening race of the season in qatar a spirited showing from the audience with from the college one hundred two in the off season the two thousand and seven world champion was pressed the side pretty near dani pedrosa soon after starting from pole but midway through it was parked alongside the growth and reigning champion for gala renzo fighting for the lead singer eventually out running the field with across our lauren so taking the law worked in places but until rusty was unable to challenge that frail finishing seventh with his need to carry on a day when accents were par for the course. everything with honor so far is just plain amazing everything we've done with the vika over the pre-season we've made late and bouncing getting more and more comfortable working this way can you know if we're just being any stronger and stronger as a way can win on and and for the ratio nothing really changed the bike was still fantastic and i had a great feeling with it. final

casey stoner has set goals in the saddle fastest in moto g.p. the australian motoring from poles who. the opening race of the season and it's our fighting performance from the money switch from to tap into on the true new off season in seven world champion was brushed aside by team mate jonny control says soon after the start but made with through his back up and out of the lead eventually going to field with dani pedrosa and four hello to enzo taking the lower podium places seven time child fall until rossi unable to challenge the trio finishing seventh with his knee to cathy on a day when accidents were unfortunately part it's. everything with honda so far is just plain amazing everything we're going to vika over the pre-season with my vans and getting more and more comfortable i can this way can you know if we're just beginning stronger and stronger is awake and went on and on and for the ratio nothing really changed the bike was still fantastic and i had a great feeling with it. and finally thirty six the annual moscow will see over tourname

next week on the show, johnny knoxville, sharon osbourne, bruno tonioli, we've got a stoner in the audienceapplause ] his name is jeremiah. let's see who else he likes. danny mcbride. he's like your patron saint, right? sara ramirez, wes craven, david beckham and the first celebrity casualty from "dancing with the stars." plus, we'll have music from the sounds, sum 41 and duran duran. and brit noney spears. so, that's a solid lineup. our first guest tonight is an oscar-winning actress whose popularity has earned her nicknames like "the spanish enchantress" and "the madonna of madrid." pretty good nicknames. you can see her starting may 20th alongside johnny depp in the much-anticipated 3-d adventure "pirates of the caribbean: on stranger tides." please say hello to penelope cruz. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thanks for being here. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: it's fantastic, especially you being from europe because i get not one, but two kisses as you enter. >> yes, but but -- i always end up like this waiting for -- >> jimmy: we think one is -- especially me, one is enough for

his new movie, about a stoner prince, is called "your highness." it opens in theatres april 8th.ride. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, look at that. how are you? >> you look really good. >> jimmy: thank you. that was quite an entrance. it seems like you were born on a horse. you are so comfortable on the animal. >> that heroic dismount. i've been practicing that all day. >> jimmy: is that your steed? >> yes, i just bought him from a small man. i drove him here. >> jimmy: and what is his name, the steed? >> his name is rocket. >> jimmy: rocket? >> because he's so quick. he's fast. >> jimmy: we saw. he practically leaped out here. very good to see you. can you remind me, or tell me why you have asked me to dress like this? >> i thought this was your idea. you didn't -- i was wearing this because i was going to be on the horse and i'm terrified of horses. >> jimmy: there's no reason -- >> no reason. >> jimmy: i can barely hear anything you're saying for no reason? how about that? well, that is dumb. let me just try to put this. that looks natural, doesn't it? okay. yeah, p

. >> they continue seeing this as a joke that we are just a bunch of pot heads and stoners sitting around getting high. that's ridiculous. and when they take it to the highest bidders on ebay, take the pharmaceutical companies to ebay. >> reporter: during our interview i asked the mayor if he had a chance to contact ebay to find out whether or not that was allowed. he said he did not. well, i had a few minutes this afternoon, dana, to check with ebay and i was steered to their website where they do have a prohibition and i'm holding it here on my phone that says no government documents, ids and licenses. i think this is meant for people re-selling like a driver's licence. but the representative from ebay told me no, they are not allowed to do that. so the mayor still may have to put this up for bid some way but it is probably not going to go onto ebay. >> len ramirez in san jose, thank you very much. >>> cash strapped california warrants marijuana shops to pay back taxes. the berkeley patient's group has handled millions of dollars in transactions a year but until 2007 it didn't charge sa

is giving away free joints in exchange for food donations. [ cheers ] that's got to be weird for stoners's like, "here's the food i'm donating. hey, you guys got any food?" [ laughter ] listen to this. a new study found that elderly people lack the coordination to talk on their cell phones while crossing the street. but man, it's fun watching them try. [ laughter ] "the vcr is on the fritz." [ light laughter ] this is amazing, a 400-pound sumo wrestler finished the l.a. marathon yesterday in 9 hours and 48 minutes. [ scattered applause ] sumo wrestler. it was an inspiring sight for everyone watching, except for the guy who finished at 9 hours and 49 minutes. [ laughter ] "a sumo wrestler beat me?" that's right, a 400-pound sumo wrestler finished the l.a. marathon yesterday. and just 20 minutes ago, his boobs finally stopped jiggling. [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] finally -- calm down, calm down. and finally, the mets rereleased second baseman, luis castillo on friday, even though they still owe him still $6 million. yeah, he's getting millions to do nothing, which is why today he was

the stoners at home are going "man, this is amazing. oh, my god.ou're saying. >> jimmy: but this -- you recorded this in berlin? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why berlin? >> there's an amazing studio there called hansa. and our -- our producer's name is jacknife lee. he was working with snow patrol, and we were -- we were touring, and we came through berlin with a band called editors who jacknife also worked with. and anton corbijn was there. my parents were there, and we all -- we all went and visited the studio. and it's where david bowie worked with iggy pop and did the berlin trilogy -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. >> -- records. it's where u2 did one. and -- >> jimmy: optimum mojo over there. yeah. >> it's got -- it's got great vibes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> in fact, i became obsessed with the stairwell at hansa studio, and did a film for the record of -- of myself falling upstairs. >> jimmy: falling upstairs? >> yeah. yeah. but i -- we -- the band loved to work in towns and cities that inspire us. and berlin, in the summertime, is incredibly inspiring. >> jimmy