and a stunning stoner for a multitude bee champion casey stoner secured a second goal in a row after prevailing in qualifying for the german grand prix. but let's start with tennis where serena williams has claimed her fifth when the crown after edging against her advantage in three sets the american breeze through the first set six one but the match was halted after that due to rain delay played in the post favor as she took the second seven five williams came back strong in the decider so when it six two and the title the thirty year old smashing it's also all seventeen aces in the process it was serious forcing grand slam title however right basco who felt under the weather ahead of the final is the first ever pole to reach a grand slam decider and the twenty three year old will rise to a career high second in the new w.t. rankings to be released on monday. and over in the men's game project federer could return to the top spot for the first time in over two years if he beats and murray in the men's final on sunday federer overcame current world number one and defending champion a

so high octane our multitude be champion casey stoner has claimed a controversial victory at the grandprix the honda man started. and held the lead until the finish and is now joint top of the riders championship with jorge lorenzo who was white at the first corner by oliver about sr stoner went on to take the checkered flag ahead of teammate than it would draw with andrea visio so claiming third place after overtaking ben spies on the final lap stoner now joins lorenzo on one hundred forty points and was sympathetic to his rivals plight of the asons circuit. you know. we'll have a lot of respect iraq is up front and you know we don't want to see this happening so it's very unfortunate for him and you know hopefully it's not the reason for us to take but point i think today we were pretty well. you know we had a very very tough weekend the injuries of being pretty heavy but you know we've had some work done by francesco fantasy basically last couple of days and finally the pics are just. a month away and seventeen more places have been taken on the russian scene that follows three days

also claiming third place after all were taken ben spies on the final lap stoner now joins lorenzo on one hundred forty points and was sympathetic to his rivals plights on the ass and circuit. we'll have a lot of respect there as up front and you know we don't want to see this happening so it's very unfortunate for him and you know i feel it's not the reason for us to point i think today we were pretty well i mean i we we had a very very tough weekend the injuries of being pretty heavy but you know we've had some work done by francesco and he's fantastic basically last couple of days i'll be back with another rob less than a couple of hours from now but our you tube channel is available to you at any time at artsy sporting news take a look when you get a chance and thank you for watching. wealthy british style. markets why not scandal. find out what's really happening to the global economy cars a report on our. sigrid laboratory to mccurry was able to build the world's most sophisticated robots which will unfortunately doesn't give adorn about anything tombs mission to teach the creat

champion casey stoner has claimed a controversial victory at the dutch grand prix the honda man started on pole and held the lead until the finish and is now joins up of the riders championship with jorge lorenzo was wiped out the first quarter by i'll borrow a boat to stop stoner when i want to take the checkered flag ahead of teammate than at the draw with andrea also claiming third place after overtaken ben spies on the final lap stoner now joins lorenzo on one hundred forty points and was sympathetic to his rivals plights on the ass and circuit. will have a lot of respect to ride as up front and you know we don't want to see that happening so it's very unfortunate for him and i feel it's not the reason. for us to point i think today we were pretty well. you know we had a very very tough weekend the injuries have been pretty heavy but you know we've had some work done by francesco nice fantasy basically last couple of days and reformer will bring you up to date unless i couple of hours from n l but it's our you tube channel is available to you at any time at our sports news so let's

champion and jointly the case of stoner took his fourth pole of the season ahead of the german grand prix. and america's ben spies while stoner's honda teammate danny picture was third fastest and will complete the front row call courage and. stuff and fourth and fifth respectively the runs are actually prove a point after the spaniard crashed in the dutch grand prix last week but stoner is not to taken lightly. i said. that we wait for the last ten minutes and then go out there and see what we could do and went out there with you know ten eleven minutes ago. basically just try to warm the tires up start point some lap times down as the track was drawing. timed it well enough that by the end they were able to do our best out of the last in pole position so pretty happy and after a difficult session it was nice to come out on top stay with my disport some rushers silk a rally which has got underway as more than one hundred competitors set off from moscow's iconic red square for a week long drive through the country this is the fourth edition of the insurance race the route is more tha

drama champion cases stoner crashes out on the final lap as teammates and the grossest seals his first victory of the season at the german grand prix. but first in less than fifteen minutes time ends in murray will take on federer in the men's final at wimbledon and whatever happens history will be made better is aiming for a record equalling seventh wimbledon title after knocking out. victory would also see the swiss return to the top of the world rankings but he's up against a determined world number four in and there mari he's still after his amazing grand slam and says he'll fight his absolute heart out big three it would make him the first briton to win wimbledon since fred perry back in one hundred thirty six. meanwhile serena williams has described her fifth wimbledon title as super special then american. bonds game three sets in the final williams breezed through the first set six one but the match was halted after a valid jutes a rain delay seemed to benefit the pole would bend the second set seven five while humans the old came back strong in the decider to what it takes to p

. >> obama was a stoner? surely this must outrage those who revere the author of the presidency, like doris kerns goodwin. >> a rebellious streak in a potential president is a very healthy thing, and especially something like the chume gang, which was fun and that's just fine. >> some have made the argument that this may seem hypocritical of the president. >> you're in a very different position once you're president versus a teenager who is enjoying a weed. >> armed with her insight i assembled a panel of young and not-so-young potential presidents, all boasting a healthy rebellious streaks but could they handle the day-to-day challenges a president must face. you're meeting with the leader of russia. how do you get him to assist with the conflict in syria? you know what? we'll switch that question. we'll skip it, that's fine. europe's economy is on the brink. how do you-- keith really, really? right now? >> all right. >> jon: no, it's not all right. i'm asking you questions! >> this one. >> you said one. put

elsewhere there was a dramatic finish to the german grand prix as rating multiple champion casey stoner crashed out on the last lap leaving his on the team a dent in the both a free to play in this first win of the season yamaha's jorge lorenzo was thus runs in second place and the spaniard moves into the air outright lead in the overall standings he's fourteen points clear of the goals with stoner dropping to thirty six points further back andrea odds of the c.e.o. so from its they completed the pose you would say. in boxing vlad's american remains the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world after stopping american challenger tony sampson and never recovered from a big right hand from the ukrainian in the fifth round and in the next klitschko for the forty year old suit and the contest and keep his eight year unbeaten run intact klitschko is record now stands at fifty eight wins sixty one of those by way of a knockout and only. because it feeds he holds the w b a i b f and w b o heavyweight titles. and football champions league legend clarence a door has been given a rapturous wel

honda teammate dani pedrosa will complete the front row stoner coming lead to the riders championship of enzo the start. with major sport in russia why a rally has got underway with more than one hundred competitors setting off from moscow's iconic red square for the grueling week long race this is the fourth edition of the insurance event there it is more than four thousand kilometers long i want to take the drive the southern russia the final stage in the black sea resort town of blend into outside sochi next friday although the region is why there is devastating floods russia's commodity other perennial favorites for the overall title in the fox category however last year's winner is back to defend his title even though the czech has played down his chances following a recent injury. happy to be here because my break seems to be my first after. the last year and. if you really hope so that we will be able to fight for the poor. it was saying that we are going to win we will do our best to be really in front. russia's male basketball team of qualified for the london olympics backing

champion casey's stoner crashed out on the last lap leaving his home that see mates down at the drop of free to claim his first win of the season and third straight in germany yamaha's jorge lorenzo was thus grounds at second place and the standard moves into the outright lead in the overall standings he's fourteen points clear of the role with stoner dropping to third six points further back hundreds of busy also from it so they completed the podium on the day. you. before the last laugh when i die to push myself silly me i knew i had a good braking so i was confident for the last lap but anyway you never know sure i was pushing my best and finally good doing these is i'm really staying on two wheels french cyclist has taken his maiden stage victory in a major race as that's what it's a year old broke away from the big guns to win the stage with swords and friends pre-race favorite bradley wiggins retained the yellow jersey after maintaining his ten second lead over defending champion kids eleventh rushes denise minshull falls to the finish in the pellets and just a fourth overall b

grand prix in germany is reigning champion casey stoner crashed out on the last lap clearing the way for his honda teammate danny pearl to claim his first win of the season yamaha's your goal of enzo was this granted second place in the spaniard moves into the outrightly. in the overall standings he is fourteen points clear with stoner dropping to third six points to further back under the obvious the o's zero from italy completed the podium on the day he knew the end is going to be for the last lap in. a new i had a good braking so i was confident for the last lap but anyway you know when i was sure i was pushing my best in finally get there when the. rusher already gattis in and down schimmel lead the silk way rally after stage one second is two time dakar winner. who's making his debut in this race and in the trucks category twenty ten winner eduardo nikolayev of the comers masta team is the man to beat here defending champion is just behind him in second and monday second stage starts and finishes involved a grad with four hundred thirty four kilometers of forest and sand to nego

stoner went on to take the checkered flag ahead of teammate danny petros at. the zero zero claiming third place after overtaking ben spies in the final lap stone and i joined the wrens i one hundred forty points and was sympathetic to his rival supply at the ass and second. quarter and i will have a lot of respect to rise up front and you know we don't want to see that happening so it's very unfortunate for him and hopefully it's not the reason for us to take back point i think today we rode pretty well. we had a very very tough weekend the injuries of being pretty heavy but we had some work done by francesco nice fantasy basically last couple of days so that is always sport for the moment but the weather coming. wealthy british style. markets why not. find out what's really happening to the global economy is a report. line rush is going to be soon which brightened if you knew all about sun from funds to freshen.

pitches in germany this weekend the standings it could not be closer with both casey stoner and who gave the reds i want to hundred forty points each out to seven races reigning champion stoner who is retiring at the end of the season is looking to retain the title he won twelve months ago although german stephan praga will be hoping for a home victory runs i mean while admits he's not fully recovered from last weekend's crash in the netherlands. when i could see him in us and i just felt some pain but not not really big but after a few hours start to go up the field and then when i came to the doctor. they told me that they really i mean it's were. you still cannot put their feet on the ground so you must weigh some days to two completely the future on the ground now finally with just over three weeks to go until the start of the olympic games one of russia's top swimming hopes you have gagne qualities qin who was on the verge of quitting the sport four years ago has been speaking to artie's constantly to top off about his past present and hopefully successful future. it's hard to imagi

champion cases stoner wins the dutch grand prix to go level on points with a leader or hillary and so we crashed out early on. but let's start with football because later this sunday night's world and european champion spain will be a looking to complete a unique had trick of major titles as they take on its way in the final off year olds once it's well in kiev now our very own kate partridge and richard van portrayed followed both sides from the beginning of the tournaments in poland and ukraine and now offer their perspectives on tonight's continental decider. so after thirty matches over three weeks and across two countries it comes down to this spain the defending champions against nine hundred sixty eight when is italy here at the olympic stadium in kiev to contest the final of euro two thousand and twelve and i'm joined here by my colleague richard van port fleet to discuss that final dose of the highlights of the past three weeks richard thank you for joining me so obvious first question who do things go do in spain a definite assad's favorites have been very impressive for the

this circus pitches in germany this weekend the standings could not be closer with both casey stoner and jorge lorenzo and one hundred forty points after seven events stoner who said he retire at the end of the season is seeking to go out on a high and retain the title he won twelve months earlier up and coming german speedster stephan bravo will be hoping for a home victory so admits he's not fully recovered as yet from last weekend's crash in that. when i question i just felt pain but not. really big but after a few hours start to. feed and then when i came to. they told me that they felt. you still cannot put their feet on the ground so you must wait some days to. completely the feet on the ground. the kind time before the twenty twelve london olympic games has reached the three week mark and plenty of people have begun lending themselves to the cause with the first one thousand volunteers arriving at heathrow airport in london some of the following responsible for meeting greeting and transporting athletes others will be helping i behind the scenes to make the olympic viewing exp

champion casey stoner crashed out on the last lap of the german grand prix clearing the way for it on the teammate dani pedrosa to claim the win of the season yamaha as you'll get enzo was this granted second place the spaniard moves into the at right lead in the overall standings he's fourteen points clear of progress with stoner dropping to six points for the back. from this late complete the podium on the day. he knew the end is going to be for the last lap when. i knew i had the braking so i was confident for the last lap but the way you know when i was sure i was pushing my best in finally get there when these. and in russia boris got his in and and share more lead the way in the silk way rally after stage one second these two time winner sean we should leicester he was making his debut in this race and in the trucks category twenty ten when edward nikolayev of the master tape is the man to be here defending champion alice la praise just behind him in second monday second stage starts and finishes involved a grad with four hundred thirty four kilometers of forest and sand to nego

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good luck to them that finally casey stoner has claimed a controversial victory at the dutch might pay the honda man started on pole and held the lead until the finish and is now a joint top of the riders championship at organ or ns a who is white back at the first corner. i studied i went on to take a check if i had a teammate danny pearl with that i don't claim in third place after i've taken ben spies in the final lap stone and i joined the wrens i one hundred forty points i'm a sympathetic rival supply the ass and second. we'll have a lot of respect there as up front and you know we don't want to see that happening so it's very unfortunate for him and you know hopefully it's not the reason for us to point i think today we were pretty well. you know we had a very very tough weekend the injuries of being pretty heavy but you know we've had some work done by francesco fantasy but i think the last couple days so that is all the sport for the coming. sigrid laboratory to mccurry was able to build a most sophisticated robot which fortunately doesn't give a darn about anything tim's missi

as reigning world champion casey stoner crash out on the last leg of the german grand prix clearing the way for his honda team mate done it to plane first victory of the season. was fast granted second place and moves into the right lead in the overall standings he's fourteen points to draw with dropping to third six point back hundred of his or from italy completed the podium on the day. it's going to be for the last lap in. knew i had the braking so i was confident for the last lap but then the way you know when i was sure i was pushing my best in finally get there we need. in a rush get us in and lead the zone. sage one in second place has doubled when. making his debut in this race in that trust category trying to turn with a life of the come us must attain he's the man to beat defending champion out of the press is just behind him and second monday second safe starts and finishes in belgrade with four hundred f.l. to focus on the forest and sand to negotiate. meanwhile moscow has hosted the european qualifier for the twenty thirteen bache soccer world cup there was mixed news for t

the away qualifying session while steyn is on the team mate dannie prefer to complete the front row stoner coming to the riders championship with your good friends i will start in. staying with major sport in russia still quite a rally has got underway with more than one hundred competitors setting off from moscow's iconic red square for the grueling week long race this is the fourth edition of the insurance event the route is more than four thousand kilometers long and will take the drivers to southern russia the final stage in the black sea resort town of view outside sort she next friday although the region is currently devastating floods sting other perennial favorites for the overall title in the trucks category however last year's winner. is also back to defend this title even though the czech has played down his chances following a recent injury. to you because my break seems to be ok will be my first after. the last event but i feel really and i hope so that we will be able to fight for. ever saying that we are going to win but we will do our best to be really in front. russia's ma

champion casey stoner crashed out on the last lap leaving his home the team mates down a bit droves of free to claim his first win of the season and third straight in germany yamaha's for hillary and so was the us granted second place in the spaniard moves into the outright lead in the overall standings he's fourteen points clear of the goal so with a stellar dropping to third six points further back on drugs a visio so from its they completed the podium on the day. when you were the in is going to be for the last lap when i decided to push myself to believe me i knew i had to braking so i was confident for the last lap but the new way you never know so i was pushing my best and finally get doing these is i'm a little. in boxing legend klitschko remains the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world after stopping american challenger so many thompson thompson never recovered from a big right hand from the crane in the fifth round and in the next political floor of the forty year old suit and the contest and keep his eight year unbeaten run interact klitschko has a record now stands a

this and it moves into the outright late in the overall standings he's fourteen points to draw to stonerdropping to six point for the back of his order from me to the complete to the podium on the day i was the going to be for the last lap when. i had the braking so i was confident for the last lap but anyway you know when i was sure i was pushing my best in and finally get there when the. moscow has hosted the european qualifier for the twenty thirteen b. soccer world cup there was mixed news for the current russian. russia for current title holders russia who managed to book their place in the finals but failed to win the home of event with more his robert was in an. with the euro twenty twelve still a painful memory for russian football fans here is il really the country's biggest soccer nation will team a current world cup holders and concert favorites at any event the european selection for the twenty thirteen world cup was held in the russian capital with only the top four out of twenty four teams prudish to represent the continent in tight in next year. russia fulfilled their task

by nineteen points at the top of the overall standings reigning champion casey stoner is eighteen points for the back strain had to settle for a lowly eight spot on the day after running off the track and home hero videos though complete at the podium. i knew. i was going to be very difficult because danielle saw that it would be nice but i try to hold a human the first. try but it will be more with. the new tires but it was and i know they keep. very close. now in the last couple of minutes it's just been confirmed that fabio capello the x. england manager will take charge of man managing the russian national team coming through from the russian football union we'll have more on that in our next bulletin into our start. i'm glad. culture is that so much i'm going to each musician and find the mark legend and it's interrupted revolution intensifying standoff getting a democratically elected president against entrenched military is polarizing. an.

champion and joint standings leader katie's stoner is aiming for his fourth pole position of the season co-leader jorge lorenzo is also out to prove points the spaniard crashed out early in the dutch grand prix last week however both opted to sit out the final three practice on saturday morning after it was hit by heavy rain . tyson gay has shown why he is one of the main contenders for the men's one hundred meters at this month's lympics american winning the diamond league meeting in paris the line up was missing jamaican duel with same bowls and yohan blake the two fastest men in the world this year but gave god a confidence boosting win nonetheless getting the better of fellow american justin gatlin it's a finish in a time of nine point nine nine seconds france's christophe lemaitre hung on for third. meanwhile are russia's men's basketball team stay in the hunt for a place at the london games they beat angola eighty sixty five in a qualifying tournaments in venezuela bizarrely for example or for russia with eighteen points so when putting russia in the semifinals of the events where

and the spaniard moves into the right lead in the overall standings he is fourteen points clear of stoner dropping to six point. zero zero from italy completed the podium on the day. he knew the end is going to be for the last lap. i had the braking so i was confident for the last lap but anyway you never know sure i was pushing my best in finally get there when the. staying on two wheels french cyclist the volcano has taken his maiden stage victory in a major race there as the twenty two year old broke away from the big guns to win the eighth stage of the tour de france pre-race favorite bradley wiggins retains the jersey after maintaining his ten second lead over defending champion condell evans russia's denis menchov also finished in the palace and just a fourth overall behind him chan's in the early. ninety's he had to show has been confirmed as the new manager of the france football team he takes over from rome blong who stepped down after a disappointing euro two thousand and twelve seans guided marsay to the french league one title last season and won three successively cups with t

are now only to drive by nineteen points the top of the overall standings reigning champion casey stoner is eighteen points back history and had to settle for a lowly eighth spot on the day after running off the track here andrea. completed the podium i knew. it was going to be very difficult race because. it would be nice but i try to learn the human the first. two and i knew that. struggle a little bit more with. the new tires but it was and i. keep. very close. now officials are investigating an act of sabotage on stage fourteen of the tour de france it was won by spaniard luis sanchez and britain's bradley wiggins keeps the yellow jersey but thirty riders suffered punches on the route after attacks were thrown on the road among those affected were defending champion condell evans and in an act of sportsmanship the peloton slows down to wait for the strategy to catch up rather bang sanchez was part of an early breakaway and claimed the stage with peters sargon coming home in second but it's wiggins who still leads the general classification team sky ride days two minutes and five seco

spaniard moved into the right lead in the overall standings he is fourteen points clear prose or with stoner dropping to six points back and here. from italy complete the podium on the day. i knew. it's going to be for the last lap. i knew i had a good braking so i was confident for the last lap but anyway you know when i was sure i was pushing my best to finally get there were in the. mall in russia. and and cheryl the silk way rally after stage one two time when. he was making his debut in this race is second in the trucks category twenty time winner edward nikolayev of the mass marketing is the amount of the defending champion great it's just behind him in second monday second stage starts and finishes involved grab the four hundred thirty four kilometers of forest and sand to negotiate. to stay on the wheel french cyclist you know has taken his maiden stage victory as the twenty two year old broke away from the big guns to win the eight stage of the tour de france pre-race favorite bradley wiggins retained the yellow jersey after maintaining his ten second lead over defending champion co

five five four seconds to secure a fourth consecutive pole on the circuit defending champion casey stoner will start second on the grid just behind the championship leader second in the current standing he's done in control so he begins. but is. from the water sports now but i'll be back with plenty more in just under two hours time here and i'll take you to join me that. on the money with the business of russia is this. whole started here. for going global and now it's cooling my. law again. choose your place. take your stand. to. make your statement to. support the war. she points to the money. mission free cretaceous free. for charges free. range means free.

teammate zammit to draw with visio so claiming third place after overtaken ben spies on the final lap stonernow joins lorenzo on one hundred forty points and was sympathetic to his rivals plights on the s. and circuit. will have a lot of respect to ride as up front and you know we don't want to see that happening so it's very unfortunate for him and hopefully it's not the reason. for us to point i think today we were pretty well. you know we had a very very tough weekend the injuries of being pretty heavy but you know we've had some work done by french estonia spain fantasy basically last couple of days and finally with a big games less than a month away seventeen more places have been saken on the russian scene it follows three days of trials in canoeing and kayaking here in moscow beijing gold medalist maxime misses out however on the chance to defend his title i have to agree on so has this story. this year's championship of russia is used not only to determine the best athletes domestically but also to find out who will are presenting the country at the olympic games in london the two hu

it was a stoner character. >> gill had just finished explaining that he was currently at limon on a parole violation when the interview was interrupted by a commotion on the ad seg tier. >> that's crazy. what's that about? >> yeah, i'm curious, too. i can hear water running and we had an officer in the room with us that was doing our security and i asked him, what's going on? when he opened the door, you just heard this cascading water. >> what happened? >> they flooded the tier. >> it's awesome. >> you better go get that. >> i walked out of the interview room and was shocked to see water cascading down from the top tier down onto the floor. i'd never seen anything like that in my life in a prison. >> what happened? >> what did you do, did you do this? >> i didn't do nothing. >> what happened? >> i have no idea. >> what does it look like happened? >> i'm not even going to say nothing with that door opened. >> in the midst of this crazy scene, the officers were taking michael gill back to his cell, at which point he just started cracking jokes with the staff members. >> if you let me see th

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