and this place is run by a bunch of stoners. and my room was not ready when i came in. jar and there is this huge [ bleep ] of weed. >> jimmy: really? problem solved, right? i mean from there on -- >> i mean, seriously, honestly, it was insane. and the smell of this weed was extraordinary. so a beautiful place, right on the water. and these customers started turning up. i kept on saying to the producer, [ bleep ] what is that smell? he said everybody is stoned. i said how do you deal with these guys? how do you get on the same wavelength? he said have a cigarette. >> jimmy: and did they turn you or did you turn them? >> no, i got the hell out of there. it was bad. >> jimmy: doesn't sound that terrible, i have to say. >> no, there was a party, teepe 00 ees, all of a sudden i saw these giant mushrooms, they had these windows and the dog on the stick and putting the dog across the mushroom -- >> jimmy: wait a minute, are you sure you were not hallucinating? you said there were giant mushrooms and people had dogs on the stick? >> i swear to god. >> jimmy: is there any physi

it's a stoner character. i'm not a stoner. i don't smoke pot at all. most people that smoke marijuana are out there a little bit, and so that's why i'm bud doobie. i don't smoke weed, but i am the ayatollah of smoke-a-bowla. basically, what happens is i come out, pretend i'm stoned. i trip over the ropes, i laugh at things, i eat food during my match because i have the "munchies." >> bud doobie! >> bud doobie, he is a character. it fits michael gill to a "t." the crowd loves to hate him and he knows how to work the crowd to piss them off. >>> coming up, bud doobie takes to the ring. >> ah! >> and michael gill reflects on where bud ends and he begins. >> it's kind of hard to distinguish the real me and the character i play. >> and the woman who is about to become wife to one of "lockup's" most memorable inmates. >> i don't look at bobby as a killer. it's just something he did. it's not something he is. given o reflect on some of life's biggest questions. like, if you could save hundreds on car insurance by making one simple call, why wouldn't you make t

speaking of stoners -- [ applause ] we have a brand-new installment of a project i co-created with a very well-known nature lover. it's a nature special, in fact. tonight, the one only snoop doggy dogg takes us on a journey below the sea to uncover the mysteries of the great white shark. ♪ >> it's going to get real cold up here right now. check this out. what is this? this is a seal. what is he doing acting like a dolphin? he's jumping or jump out of the water and jump his ass. there he goes. that's the big [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. damn. look at that jaw. that's a whale of a shark. [ bleep ]. damn. [ laughter ] look how big he is, fool. is that a shark? damn. he doesn't even chew [ bleep ]. he just swallows. that's cold-blooded, man. that's a shark tale. mm, mm, mm. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, snoop. tonight on the show, from "rectify," abigail spencer is here. is guillermo still out there? a special music performance from kiesza. it's looking much better, guillermo. >> guillermo: i don't think so. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back with daniel radcliffe. so, st

i want to go back again to miss stoner. she said permits will not be applied for the application of fertilizer to fields or surrounding ditches or seasonal streams. it says that the specialty side general permit only requires it when pesticides are applied directly to the waters of the united states but looking at the rule i don't see how she can make such a broad statement because the rule is pretty clear and says all barth in a floodplain and all seasonal streams are fairly regulated waters of the u.s. and so the application of fertilizer or pesticides would seem to apply here and require a permit. >> i'll just try to -- because this is something we need to work on. the floodplain is a geography, you know, it's under the science of fluvia geomology and using that to say if there's a water in that area it could be deemed as being adjacent to the mainstream or traditionally navigable water but it still has to be a water as defined in the rest of the regulation which is again a stream with a bank, a bed, a normal high water

i want to go back again to miss stoner. she said permits will not be applied for the application of fertilizer to fields or surrounding ditches or seasonal streams. it says that the pesticide general permit only requires a permit when pesticides are applied directly to the water of the united states. but looking at the rule, i don't see how she can make such a broad statement. because the rule is pretty clear and says all in a floodplain and all seasonal streams are fairly regulated waters of the u.s. and so the application of fertilizer or pesticides would seem to apply here and require a permit. >> i'll just try to -- because this is something we need to work on. the floodplain is a geography, you know, it's under the science of fluvia geomology and using -- created as part of the hydrology of a river system and stream system. we are using that characteristic to say if there's a water in that area, it could be deemed as being adjacent to the mainstream or traditionally navigable water, but it still has to be a water as de

and this guy, a stoner. some women made the list. we get into this topic when is your next vice show? >> it comes out tomorrow, wednesday. >> it is a delightful show and you do a good job. let me ask you about this. were you surprised by anyone on the list? i knew you followed dc politics. >> i am a tippa o'neil guy. >> he is dead. >> i know he passed away. i am saying he to me is the befn mark of what a guy is supposed to look like. o'neil looked like a politician. they go to the gym, charles. everyone works out. >> you must have an incredibly low list to be scouring dead guys. o'neil's nose just got bigger and bigger and bigger until it killed him. >> but he had a beautiful face. they go and pump iron for two hours. that's wrong. >> yes. >> what does that mean? >> when they interviewed everyone they did a bio and they put relationship status for each one. for that i would like to say thank you. >> it cut your stocking time in half. >> i can go to twitter and take care of that. >> to the people on this list it matters to them. they

>> lou daabs is a respected journalist expru turning this into a stoner's couch in santa monica. >> iill move on. the only savior we have is bad weather. rain could kill the robots. the hockey mama wants to impeach obama. sarah palin has a solution to america's problems which we will discuss in the latest installment of -- did you see what we did there? the graphics wouldn't let us do impeachment so we did improving peaches for men today so they didn't know we wrote an impeachment graphic. >> good job keeping that a on the down low jie. it is not like the graphics people are watching this show. they are off doing horrible drugs at a downtown bar. and a column for bright bart.com palin says the influx of young, illegal immigrants is, quote, the last straw. not sure what that means, but she claims obama is deliberately opening the border and letting a, quote, untold number kick off their shoes and come on in. she says it is time to impeach the many impeachables. if after all of this he is not impeachable, then no one is. the next day palin admitted that perhaps she was overreacting. >>

it's not that difficult for us to imagine this morning's stoners in the pacific northwest cleaned out bongs, put papa john's on speed dial and left their couches to score legally. today recreational marijuana shops opened their doors in washington state. washington state becoming the second state in the union following colorado to allow the legal sale of marijuana to anyone over the age of 21. south of the evergreen state, californians have been able to sell marijuana for medical purposes since 1996. of course, many who smoke up there have no medical reason for doing so. many still turn to the black market to get their fix, leading to vast swaths of public land cali hosting unwelcomed tenants, cartels, camping out, marijuana farming on public lands and contributing to conditions like this. the ground zeroed with sun, entire bodies of water dried up. our sara sidner joined the hunt to stop the marijuana barrens deep in the forest of california. >> reporter: a climb to the summit before a steep and dangerous descent into the world of the illegal drug trade. they're hunting for marijuana

if the world were a classroom, america is not that back row stoner riding a case of senioritis, he is the star qb, class a president that gets others involved by going first. if you would rather steer clear, get used to the suffering. technology will grab every gory, horrifying detail. hang back if you like, but the vacuum left behind will be filled with screams no ipod can mask. >> jessie, welcome to the show. looking stellar as ever. >> i look like you. >> it works. for me it is not about culpability, it is about taking control of a situation where we can protect the dignity of the dead and evidence at a crime scene. what do you make of that? >> it is a crime scene, a human tragedy, a war crime. the president has really done nothing. something you said about sleeping policemen jumped out with me. i love that you have profanity in your column. very provocative. i enjoy that. the sleeping policeman. he is uncomfortable being the policeman, remember what he said about his friend busted in cambridge. he wants it both ways, you said in the article, internationally his hands are tied, but

. >> i figured the stoners would be here from noon to noon. >> 20, 30 people, great, i'll get in, we'll party and talk. >> you have been here for a day. >> i have. >> cannabis city, seattle's first pot store misses the high noon opening by 15 minutes. it doesn't seem to matter to these customers. >> it's like a candy store, like chocolate. you'll never get enough. >> prices are steep. $20 a gram, doubt the average cost of marijuana medicine or pot sold illegally. supplies are low. stores haven't completed had beening and inspections. on day one of sales, a handful of stores are opened statewide. the owners say customers are thanking him. >> if i hadn't won the lottery, i would be here, so this is wul. >> alison wrote the initiative voters proved in 2012. >> it's a game changer. >> it's when washington state turned the owner on the war on drugs. >> they are calling this a day of success and celebration. >> well, from pot to pottato, a $10 fundraising goal from potato salad turns into tens of thousands with the help of kickstarter. why people are opening their wallets for a bite. >> a stu

con -- that's only going to confuse stoners more. that's a brain twister? what?t? >> steve: look to the right. >> jimmy: and finally -- pro -- some well-known politicians are now speaking out in support of the law. con -- bill clinton said, "screw it, i did inhale." there you go! that's the "pros and cons." we'll be right back, everybody, with dwayne johnson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ vo: big wave surfing has always been about bending the rules. now i have the tools that bend them even further. somewhere in the world, a massive wave is waiting to be found. with technology this versatile, finding it is easy. dropping in, that's another story. ancr: help ian discover a monster wave with the hp pavilion x360. nervous whitening will damage your teeth? introducing new listerine® healthy whitetm. it not only safely whitens teeth, but also restores enamel. lose the nerves, and get a healthier, whiter smile that you'll love. listerine® healthy whitetm. power to your mouthtm! natural and specialized nutrition for every need.t see the difference the right food can make. al

taco bell's new quesarito for being a a burritto stuffed inside a a quesadilla stuffed inside a a stonerlause ] can i have four quesaritos? give me like 20 quesaritos and -- >> steve: give me four quesaritos and 20 quesaditos. [ laughter ] i just got a case of the diarrhe-o. >> jimmy: oh! hey! [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you justin bieber for appearing in yet another video where you can be seen making racial slurs. you are really developing quite a sterling reputation. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, microwave ding for reminding me that my dinner is ready and that my ex-wife is never coming back. [ audience aws ] [ ding ] ♪ oh this is too hot. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you ring bearers at weddings for allowing the bride and groom to entrust their most valuable jewelry to a a four-year-old who still picks their nose. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh you got me two diamonds. >> jimmy: look how cute joshua is. hurry up. ♪ thank you lebron james for cramping up in last night's game and having to be carried off the court, or as i call that playing basketball for more than five m

takes off, now i'm in the back seat with my stoned bro, and it feels like the beginning of like a stonerz in the hood" at this point, my best friend's been shot. and i kick the door open. i kick open a door and enter very loudly with my stoned dog into the quiet, somber room -- waiting room of a 24-hour vet. and people are sitting there whose animals are dying and my animal's living for the first time. [ laughter ] [ applause ] how do you deal with that? what do you do? i tell you what you do is you fill out paperwork. first question on the paperwork, what's your dog's name? it's like who cares, his name's dog. sick dog. [ laughter ] what's his birthdate? may 17, 1950, it's my dad's birthday. i don't know this -- birthday. only thing i got right was my name. easy. then they come out and they take us back into a room. now we're just in a quiet room at the vet, me and my wife and my dog. you could cut the anger with the most dull scissors you've ever seen in your life, she is so mad and it's just silent. and then the vet walks in. as she walks in, this is the order that it happens, she fli

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we're talking stoners here. that would be mean to say they need to get up at 5:00 a.m. it's unclear how many will open today. unclear will stores have a supply to meet demand? among those who will be in line this tomorrow allison. drug policy director of washington state's aclu. she's one of the architects of washington's legal marijuana law. allison, good to see you. after being so involved in this, how are you feeling now that the day is finally arrived in washington state? >> well, this is an amazing day. it's quite a historic moment to finally see the beginnings of the kron crete realization of what the voters passed in 2012. i'm very excited. >> let's take a look at the nuts and bolts of pot sales in washington state. the cost expected to run about $25 a gram or more, i'm told. there's a 25% tax in addition to other sales taxes. there's a limit of one ounce of dried marijuana per person. so far no one has been approved to sell edible forms of marijuana, is that correct? >> that's correct. $25 a gram plus tax. that seems a little steep from what i've been told. comp

but other people, let's call them nascar stoners, who probably welcome this sort of winston brand ofarette or something like that be marijuana in it. i'm imagining that might be the case. i don't know. but that's a possibility. >> yeah, the down and upside of the demock ratization of weed. thank you very much. >> thank you. >>> new developments today in those prostitution allegations against new jersey senator bob menendez. the senator has asked the justice department to look into claims that the cuban government was behind the smear campaign. according to former u.s. official, the cia has obtained credible evidence linking cuban agents to reports that maine nen dez visited underaged prostituted in the dominican republic. he claims the rumors were timed to derail him just as he assumed the chairmanship of the powerful senate foreign relations committee. >>> and still ahead, the rising democratic star who's gaining traction by saying things other candidates wouldn't dare even mention. if you wear a denture, touch it with your tongue. if your denture moves, it can irritate your gums. t