. >> or the toilet is completely de stroit and you are running around -- de stroit stroyed and you arening around. it is the train spotting toilet and you keep running and running.ç what is amazing is something in your head tells you not to pee in your bed. >> it is your mother's=wh >> joanne, bring me back on track to a story. >> it is fascinating how the kids are so offended by these other kids hosting the party with the photo.#÷zñ it will be more offensive if the kids were dressing up as french people in berets serving bagettes. >> i didn't know that. >> did you get this -- >> the wikipedia page ised it the mexicans had a victory. >> there you go. you are right. it is hard to believe. >> i like a girl who does her research. >> exactly. >> i paraphrase. it is amazing. >> the parallel with the research. >> i have÷ipñ a serious questio. remember the snl skits where they would have the anchors reading the teleprompter and then you would get to nicaragua and it would be really dramatic. i am afraid to do it because then i would become ostracized. can you do the snl skit today? >> if it

. >> were you referring to de stroit? that is -- detroit? that is out of line. >> north korea is in serious shape. more and more china is looking at it is it a liability and is it an asset? he is not agreeing with me. >> this is great. can i talk about nuclear weapons for 30 seconds or so? >> i would rather you talk about them. >> this report is something worth reading. the part written by andy's friend snowden where they talk about the american population under surveillance. >> do you even watch person of interest? >> if your assumptions are the same as a crazy man it should worry you. >> but what it shows is they understand better than predecessor regimes. they need to go on the pr offensive. there are people that will read that report seriously and it points out real defects of hours. >> you dated kim jong-un in the 90s. it didn't work out too well. where is his head at? >> i always told him hey pot, stop calling me black. get it? i'm the kettle. >> can you explain that? >> he is saying all of these things. obama had -- spends money on th

isn't that an attack on college bros and won't it de stroit lacrosse programs? >> and how will i get my daily intake of cheese? you know what i am saying? >> not really. >> i was going to talk about smoking sausages. what are you talking about? >> chewing tobacco. >> the truth is -- >> i would walk out. >> carson -- carcinogens are in bacon. will we ban bacon? >> i think we should ban bacon. >> are you a vegan or a vegetarian? >> i am a vegetarian. >> are you really? >> use none of the animal is your motto. at this point i get the cigarette bans and making entire campuses smoke-free is ridiculous, but this is where we are going and that train has sailed as i like to say. >> it is not about health or trying to nanny states deciding for people. it is about the money they will get. no one will leave campus to smoke a cigarette or smoke an e-cigarette. they will be giving out these fines and taking in all of the money it is like parking violations. they have no parking on the college campuses and then they go around and ticket the cars. >> parking tickets is a scam?

. >> any reaction on the ground tç putin's stroit visit to crimea?ctory-day celebration of the soviet effort and success in overthrowing the nazi fascist attack 69 years ago in the confusion of the second world war. i think that's what you will see. ukrainians across the length and breadth of this country will absolutely take from that what they want to take. it doesn't matter, frankly, what vladimir putin does. she going to be a hero. he is going to be the father figure. he is going to be the great leader, and unquestionablyç you have to say he and russia are having a great streak of self-confidence at the moment. that is how many people will see him.ç obviously, many other people in ukraine will see him as a master mind behind what is happening here and someone they allege is playing a huge part in destabilizing events on the street. i don't think either side will be shifted one iota, frankly, about what vladimir putin did or did not do both in red square earlier in the day and when he flew into the crimean peninsula. >> reporter: alex thompson,