strudwick. i am hung over. ohh. well, mary, that's just nature's way of telling you what a tramp you are. what? mary, did you fill out your form 8-as for your graduate-level courses? i didn't think we needed those until next semester. strudwick: the bursar's office says we need them before midterms. i'd better get on that. do you have any blank ones? fresh out. but they've got them at the administration building. oh, i'll call helen. oh, why don't you two just get a room?! i'll bring some by later. what is your problem? oh, my problem? so it's my problem that you had an affair with strudwick. nina, how could you tell him? you told him. oh, i told hi-- oh, i told him. oh, dick, you've got to understand. vincent and dottie were separated. it was 7 years ago. i didn't even know you then. it's ancient history! oh, ancient history? ancient history is dead people-- pyramids, gladtors smiting lions, a bottle of milk for a nickel. this is not ancient history! oh, my god, i can still smell him on you! are the any professors

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"in the role of eliza, "alissa strudwick could indeed do little.cent providing noistraction from her non-existent singing voice." here, did you? um, sadly, i did. oh. man, she's going to be hurt. look, you know what? i don't blame you if you don't print this. s your girlfriend. . and this is just a newspaper. just a newspaper? just a newspaper, huh? oh, and i suppose that america is just a country, and inrd, and ideals is just some dream that little kids have?! ok! ok. i get your point. run it. hey, i'm the guy who says, "run it. run it. ahem! can i help you? where is she, dick? where is who? cathy. i have to talk to her. she's gone for the day, mary. besides, she has nothing to say to you. listen to me, dick. i have to have cathy back! i went through 7 maids before i found her! mary, at your house, cathy was a maid. at our house, she is a member of the family. she said that? she doesn't have to. you can see the joy in her eyes as she trundles down the back stairs with a big bag of garbage. for the first time in her life, cathy is happy. you can't

alissa strudwick... will you marry me? shut up. no. marry me. no, get up off the floor. if we're gonna get married, you're gonna have to stop bossing me around. shut up! why does this world leave me so cold? why does it hide its beauty from me? hey! get away from that daffodil, you stupid hummingbird! dick, we still haven't gotten your release form for the staff retreat. oh, that. we need an accurate head count to get 10% off on parking. you're holding us back, dick. why should i go? so the sunset can bore me? so a marmot can lick my oblivious face? so i can be so lost in my ennui that i fall off a cliff and--and... and nearly plummet to my... i'm in! what are you so damn excited about? i'm in! i'm going on that camping trip, and i am going to have a near-death experience if it kills me! ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ come on, people, now ♪ smile on your brother ♪ everybody get together ♪ try to love one another ♪ come on, people, now ♪ smile on your brother ♪ everybody get together ♪ try to love one another ♪ come on, people, now [ female announcer ] rich, creamy quality breyers. the t