i learned them on a place mat at stuckey's. ( horn blowing ) sorry, wanda. the correct answer is on the last 12. fay, how do you know all these things? did you hear of funk and wagnall's encyclopedia? yeah. yeah. i dated a funk. i can't believe this. what is a hot, young stud like me doing wasting a saturday night with you two when i could be out with any number of beautiful women? let's just count how many things are wrong with that statement. no, wait. i have an idea. we could go in this together and have a better chance of winning. you might have a point. with the ton of useless crap between your ears and my speed dialers we might have a shot at this. yeah, well, why not? besides, what else is there to do on a saturday night in this frozen winter wasteland we call nantucket? is anybody interested in going to the junior high production of jesus christ superstar? oh, no. they canceled it. jesus couldn't make it. joe, my nails are wet. quick, get this hair out of my face. what are you doing tonight? thanks. davis is coming in on roy's next flight. you're not