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everybody from the slick and suave george clooney to comedian ricky gervais, funny man steve carell on does it surprise you that we threw a few comedians on our list of men over 40 that just drive women wild? >> absolutely not. the way to a woman's heart is through laughter. women love to laugh. it's an extra bonus when a man who is good looking or not so good looking can make you laugh. that, to me, is super sexy, and i think that's what moviegoers are attracted to in these men. look at will smith, he has it all, he's smart and he's funny and so many other actors on your list as well, like steve carell. when i saw "40-year-old virgin," i fell in love with him because he just made me laugh. >> laura, speaking of will smith, quickly, is there anything that guy can't do? an he's an actor, a father, a movie star. >> i think if will smith ran for president, he could probably win. >> all right. i'm going to mark that down and we'll see if we can put that together. thank you both. >> thanks, a.j. >>> listen to this, angelina jolie and madonna, they're locked in an all-out mother of a showdow

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