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señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. ¡el recién llegado subway el embajador de israel en washington, el sr. ron dermer. embajador dermer, gracias por hablar con nosotros. >> gracias por invitarme. >> y le pregunto: la tregua de ahora se parece mucho a la del 2012, ¿cuÁl es la diferencia está vez? >> la gran diferencia es quiÉn estÁ del otro lado en gaza y en egipto. despuÉs de la primera ronda de lucha fueron ocho dÍas de combate, considerablemente menos que ahora. logramos un cese de fuego, pero del lado de egipto tenemos al gobierno de morsi, que es miembro de la hermandad musulmana en egipto, y Él no hizo realmente nada, el gobierno de egipto en ese momento, para evitar el rearme de hamas. >> este conflicto comenzÓ con la muerte de tres jÓvenes israelÍes, 50 días despuÉs tenemos mÁs de dos mil palestinos muertos y 72 israelÍes. ¿valiÓ la pena? hamas sigue en el poder. >> bueno, nosotros no querÍamos esta lucha, jorge, tratamos de evitarla. dijimos desde el comienzo, dijo el primer ministro que la paz serÍa respondida con paz, pero eso resultÓ

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. caballeros. ¡el recién llegado subwaystados unidos? bueno, la muerte de michael brown ha intensificado la atenciÓn y las protestas, por lo menos en las calles de ferguson, missouri. ¿quÉ hace que un policÍa blanco dispare seis veces a distancia corta contra un joven afroamericano desarmado? nuestra compaÑera blanca rosa vÍlchez ha realizado una excelente cobertura en ferguson, y quiÉn mejor que ella para explicarnos quÉ estÁ pasando. >> [gritan] >> sus gritos resonaron por todo el paÍs y en muchas partes del mundo. >> [gritan en inglÉs] >> "arriba las manos, no me dispares" se convirtiÓ en la frase que resume la vulnerabilidad que siente la comunidad afroamericana frente a los agentes de la policÍa. >> si lo pueden hacer aquÍ lo pueden hacer donde quieran, y no me gusta esa idea que la policÍa lo que quiera hacer lo va a hacer. >> dos casos en diez dÍas solo aquí. dos afroamericanos mueren a manos de agentes de raza blanca: michael brown, abatido por seis tiros el 9 de agosto, y este Último martes kajieme powell, quien po

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. caballeros. ¡el recién llegado subway-punto-cero" en el norte del area de la bahia de san francisco, en california, daqo hoy algunos edificios, dejo a varias personas heridas y a miles sin pelectricidad hola, les habla lucia burga una depresion tropical que azoto con fuertes lluvias a puerto rico y republica dominicana se convirtio en la tormenta tropical "cristobal". se espera que se fortalezca hoy cuando pase cerca de las bahamas. israel lanzo mas ataques aereos hoy en gaza.entre otros edificios destruyo una torre de apartamentos despues que aviso a sus centenares de residetes que lo evacuaran. y el 70 por ciento de salvadoreqos deportados a su pais desde diversas partes del mundo entre 2011 y 2013 no tenia antecedentes criminales, aseguro un estudio ahora regresamos al punto de la discusion y el debate con jorge ramos. >> ¿existe racismo dentro de las fuerzas policiales en los estados unidos? bueno, la muerte de michael brown ha intensificado la atenciÓn y las protestas, por lo menos en las calles de ferguson, missouri

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señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. caballeros. ¡el recién llegado subway texas se limitarÍa el nÚmero de clÍnicas de mujeres que pueden realizar abortos. en lugares como el paso, por ejemplo, las mujeres tendrÍan que dejar por lo menos 550 millas para poder abortar legalmente hacerlo en otros estados cercanos. >> algunos polÍticos en texas quieren que servicios de abortos sean completamente ilegales, pero como eso no es posible en texas, lo que hacen en vez es pasan leyes que lo hacen mÁs y más difÍcil de obtener. >> una nueva ley estipula que todos los centros texanos donde se hagan abortos cumplan estrictos estÁndares operativos a nivel hospitalario, como contar con salas de cirugÍa y mÁs personal. la medida dejarÍa solo siete clÍnicas de abortos en todo texas, pero no todos estÁn molestos con la ley. >> no es saludable y no es para el beneficio de la mujer. no tienen el equipo mÉdico necesario ni las condiciones sanitarias necesarias para cuidar a las mujeres si llegara a pasar algo durante el aborto. >> la ley ha sido desafiada en la corte federal y la

your applewood pulled pork with extra pickles, sir. ahh, she is perfect. the subwaysa sweet, smoky applewood goodness. also enjoy the barbeque steak & bacon melt. subway. eat fresh. boys, can i get some help? i don't know. can you? guess you don't want doritos. ♪ [ whistles ] [ whimpers ] ♪ ha! ♪ [ crunch! ] yay! whoo-hoo. remind me to tell her happy anniversary. [ cortana ] next time you talk to caroline, i'll remind you. [ siri ] oh no, i cannot do that. oh, and remind me to get roses when i'm near any flower shop. sure thing. remind you when you get to flower shop. i can't do that either. cortana, it's gonna be a great night. [ beep ] oh wow! thanks for the traffic alert. i better get going. now that is a smart phone. ♪ oh, wait ♪ it's 'cause you make me smile ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest will release his ninth album, "paperwork," executive produced by pharrell, by the way. here tonight to perform a a couple of tracks from it with a little help from young thug and the roots -- once again, t.i.! ♪ >> yeah! uh-huh. all right! 'ey. ♪ real talk

subway is bringing big barbecue flavor with the applewood pulled pork. low-cooked to tender perfection. subway. eat fresh. >> jon: welcome back. sorry. my guest tonight, oh, she's got a new movie out called "life after beth." >> what is going on here in >> you're acting like a spaz. >> it's a little hard to explain. >> how could you do this to me, beth? >> hey, hey, heart attack she didn't do anything. >> everything's normal. this just happened. >> what just happened? >> nothing happened. it's normal. >> tell me. tell me why you shut me out. >> tell you what? >> zach, why don't you and i go out and have a little conversation. >> i think that's a wonderful idea. >> you lied to me. >> i never lied. >> why are you acting all weird? >> i'm not acting all weird. stop playing dumb, beth. >> i'm not playing dumb. you're freaking out. >> listen to me, zach, you need to calm down! [laughter] >> jon: i think we've all been there. please welcome aubrey plaza. [applause] yep, yep, yep. nice. that right there, that's some high-pitched shrieking in joy and anticipation

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. ¡el recién llegado subwayrÓnica bastos, eres una condenada. ay, sÍ. ahora sÍ. >> no. no sabe. digo, no le caigo muy bien. >> y lo sabemos. >> no. me gusta cÓmo habla porque no tie pelos en la lengua. suelta todo. >> le pasa como a caperucita y el lobo feroz. como que ya no le creemos. te adoro, lucÍa mÉndez. te adoro. pero yo todavÍa tengo dudas. >> es que te da risa. >> pero hablando en serio, yo sÍ vi imÁgenes, la adoran. de verdad es una figura. y no nos digamos mentiras. si esta canciÓn... >> habla bien italiano. >> todavÍa sigue siendo lo que es. por favor. sigue siendo un clÁsico. >> hay que aplaudÍrselo a la seÑora. es una actriz. la reina de las telenovelas. nos divertimos mucho contigo. mira. >> oigan, tenemos la comidilla del dÍa que la encabeza juliÁn gil. [♪ mÚsica ♪] >> a todos mis amigos que me invitaron al famoso reto del ice bucket. aquÍ estoy para cumplirlo pero ¿saben quÉ? lo importante no es echarse ni hielo ni agua. lo importante es donar. y tÚ, aquÍ estoy. >> yo lo dije. estÁ divertido. es

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. ¡el recién llegado subwayl en italia. gracias a dios que me da este regalo que me ganÉ como la mejor actriz de telenovelas en europa y no entiendo y de alguna forma vamos a ver en el 2015 cÓmo se presenta. >> el video de mi hijo ha sido el mÁs pedido y el más elogiado y el mÁs querido del pueblo de italia. yo me puse a llorar de plano. me dio... ahora sÍ que el llanto, me emocionÉ muchÍsimo. ni siquiera cuando me dieron mi premio a mÍ. me soltÉ llrando y todo el pÚblico conmocionado. >> no, no, no. >> ¿cÓmo es? [cantan] >> es pena ajena. >> ¿por quÉ? >> es que... soy la actriz nÚmero uno de euroa. mira, lucÍa mÉndez, cÓmo te adoramos. pero oye, el viaje le hizo mal. le hizo mal la italia. quiero decirles, cuore di pietra es corazÓn de piedra. [cantan] >> todo un clÁsico. >> realmente hay una cosa aquÍ que es cierto. no sÉ si es la mejor en la telenovela pero, cuore di pietrallegÓ al nÚmero cuatro de mÚsica de italia. >> es un gran Éxito. >> verÓnica bastos, eres una condenada. ay, sÍ. ahora sÍ. >> no. no sabe.

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. ¡el recién llegado subwayda como una extra sÚper luna. ¿por quÉ, doctora? >> porque realmente es de las 5 que estÁn tomando lugar en este aÑo, 2014 la de este fin de semana es la luna que va a ser la mÁs grande y la más brillante. se calcula que va a tener un tamaÑo de mÁs o menos 14% mÁs grande de lo que usualmente la vemos y va a estar como un 30% mÁs brillante. va a ser un bello fin de semana para los enamorados. >> ay, quÉ lindo. y como podemos ver en estas fotografÍas, la luna se ve gigantesca. aquellos que la quieran observar tengan algÚn. de referencia como un horizonte, un Árbol. >> sÍ. asÍ es. ¿no? la luna va a estar visiblemente mÁs grande esta sÚper luna y realmente, al tener esta brillantez, el punto... en tiempo este domingo agosto 10, a la 1:49 de la maÑana hora del este de estados unidos, va a ser el. de mÁxima brillantez y mÁximo acercamiento. si el pÚblico estÁ dispuesto a pasar una noche bajo las estrellas, eso alrededor de las dos de la maÑana hora del domingo agosto 10 va a ser el punto de

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. ¡el recién llegado subwayay. y son picantes. ¿saben? tenemos 30 segundos. quedan 30 segundos. ay, ay, ay. Óyeme, pero a mÍ me parece que la que mÁs come es keyla. concentrada ella. vamos. quedan 20 segundos. 20 segundos. a ver. 15. 13. >> 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. >> esto es una decisiÓn muy difÍcil. vamos a ver los platos. ¿quiÉn ganÓ? 5. ¿allÁ? 4. 3. >> 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. >> bueno, hay una competencia aquÍ hay un empate entre keyla y carlos. y nos vamos. seguimos desde las cataratas del niÁgara, volvemos en un ratito. >> ¿quieres ser parte de nuestro programa? es muy fÁcil. solamente envÍanos un mensaje por twitter a @despiertaameric y Únete a la conversaciÓn. nosotros te responderemos y sacaremos tus opiniones al aire. @ ahora l'oréal ha creado os? un avance para tu piel. nueva crema pore vanisher de l'oréal. mira los poros desaparecer... al instante disminuye la apariencia de poros. y en 4 semanas, los reduce en profundidad, número, y tamaño. nueva pore vanisher de l'oréal. te noto tras mis p

pulled-pork. delicious! subway is bringin' big barbecue flavor with the sweet and smoky applewood pulled pork, slow-cooked toy. >> jon: wu-tang clan. they're on tour. now new single "ron os in neal" available on i.tunes at midnight tonight. they're going to play us out with triumph. >> everybody say wu >> tang >> wu >> tang >> wu >> tang. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. mwa! folks-- i can't stop these people. i can't stop them. ( cheers and applause ). thank you. ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, we've got a big show to do. folks, we've got a big show to do. i know. i would try to stop you from chanting but we know what happens when someone tries to stop the colbert nation. ( cheers ) these people are locked and loaded. folks, speaking of which, you know i'm a proud supporter of the second amendment. i consider it first among amendmen

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. caballeros. ¡el recién llegado subwaycia respondio a su vez con violencia y ya se ordeno la intervencion de la guardia nacional. viviana avila nos cuenta desde el escenario de los hechos...viviana, adelante!! >> la policia lanzo gases >>esta fue muy distinta de la que recogimos a la calle. >> fue la policÍa la que provocÓ este caos, las clases en el poblado de ferguson se cancelaron como una medida preventiva de seguridad para proteger a los niÑos de este poblado, tambiÉn podemos decir que esto fue presentado por la zona por la ocupaciÓn que ha desencadenado este fin de semana despuÉs de los disturbios de los que ferguson ha sido protagonista, esto ha sido lo queremos por el momento de regreso con ustedes. >> nosotros seguiremos muy pendientes, preste atenciÓn a la fuerza de la naturaleza, una de las estructuras afectadas por un potente terremoto de magnitud 6.2, los productos como pueden observar caÍda del de los estantes ante el fuerte sismo que la reconciliaciÓn sólo se puede dar aunque el perdÓn parezca imposible o im

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. ¡el recién llegado subwaysa. de bolognesa. claro. y despuÉs vamos a agregar un poquito de mozzarella. >> otra lÁmina. >> ¿me ayudas aquÍ? >> claro que sÍ. >> ¿estÁs nervioso? >> aquÍ! >> aquÍ tenemos otro plÁstico. aquÍ. lo colocamos aquÍ. ¿quÉ te parece? y despuÉs, un poquito mÁs de salsa bolognesa. voy preparando la hoja por favor. un poquito de parmessano, mozzarella. y... eso. un poquito mÁs de parmessano, mozzarella. ¿quÉ te parece ahÍ? y vamos a agregarle un poco mÁs de ricota. ¿quÉ te parece, querido? bello! y despuÉs, un poquito de salsa. mira. la baÑamos ahÍ. >> es la salsa rosada. yo la he inventado. >> ¿en serio? ¿cuÁndo la inventaste? >> un dÍa de estos. >> al horno. 35 minutos. y vamos despuÉs, la sacamos y la tenemos de esta manera. >> uh, madonna mÍa. >> y vamos a baÑarla. la baÑamos porque no se baÑÓ. >> yo quiero de eso. >> vamos a decorarla con parmessano. >> ¿quÉ les parece? >> un maestro. >> ¿son familia? >> mira nada mÁs. lo que tengo acÁ. la cocina del chef tutti, donde mario carreras se

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. ¡el recién llegado subwayambio de fuego entre los asaltante si el agente quien muriÓ de un disparo en el pecho. investigadores piden la pena de muerte para estos mexicanos involucrados en el asesinato del oficial. un reporte de las metrÓpolis con los salarios mÁs bajos por hora y en el mundo dejÓ muy mal parada a la capital mexicana. el promedio de pago es, escuche usted, de cuatro dÓlares despuÉs de ocho jornadas laborales al dÍa. la ciudad de mÉxico se encuentra en la ciudad con salarios por hora mÁs bajos en el mundo. esto por debajo de rÍo de janeiro, buenos aires, lima, bogotÁ y santiago de chile. entre las ciudades con mayores salarios estÁn chicago, los angeles, tokio y nueva york. esta Última con un promedio de 25 dÓlares por hora trabajada. ahora, siempre se ha dicho que comer pescado es muy bueno para la salud y este nuevo estudio lo ratifica. se indica que ingerir pescado ya sea horneado o hervido una vez por semana puede fomentar un mayor volumen cerebral en regiones asociadas con la memoria y tamb

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. caballeros. ¡el recién llegado subwaytodo bien escrito peque viene haciendo. para mi, tambiÉn fue un desafÍo muy grande. agradecidÍsimo a nicandro díaz, a toda la producciÓn, a televisa. es una historia apasionante, es una historia de barrio pero tiene dos mundos muy fuertes, ¿no? el mundo que contaba aquÍ claudia, el de los chocolates, el empresarial, otro tipo de mundo con el mundo tambiÉn de barrio que es el que tengo con aleida, donde vivimos en una colonia que se llama la colonia uniÓn. mi personaje es un piloto. en realidad, entonces, la verda por diferentes circunstancias, hace que cantidad de cosas y todos los personajes se empiezan a entrelazar. aquÍ los dejo con aleida, que es mi mujer. >> aleida, tÚ acabas de regresar a las novelas despuÉs de ser mami y acÁ vas a tener que cuidar el amor de tu hombre. >> pasa la dieta! >> estÁ en mi libro. cÓmprenlo. 15 kilos bajÉ. sÍ. mi regreso a las telenovelas y ¿quÉ mejor que estar con nicandro dÍaz, con este personaje que es maravilloso? es una mujer muy intensa, demasiad

subway is bringing big barbecue flavor with the applewood pulled pork. ooked to tender perfection. subway. eat fresh. [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome back to the show. now, performing their new single, "ron o neal." it's going to be available on imtunes tonight, welcome wu-tang clan. ♪ we can have a better tomorrow superstar ♪ coach put me in the game other people try put me in chains ♪ put it in the frame put it in their brain ♪ some rappers do it for shame so do it for some change ♪ they ain't doing it the same the shooter is lame ♪ you never should have knew me in the game ♪ the lord hate warring blacks and caucasians ♪ slim from the cotton club walks in the scrub ♪ high when he cruises by flying with love ♪ a .38 smothered with love we believe that ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheering and applause] >> w you gotta get to subway for the protein packed black forest ham and cheese. enjoy lean, sliced ham with a hint of sweetness, piled high with all your favorite veggies like green peppers and juicy tomatoes. now yours at a

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. ¡el recién llegado subwaydo a una operaciÓn de corazÓn abierto para corregir problemas cardÍacos, algo que puede provocar depresiÓn en los pacientes que se ven forzados a cambiar su estilo de vida. el mes pasado, williams regresÓ a rehabilitaciÓn que querÍa asegurarse de estar recuperado. >> la vida romÁntica del actor tambiÉn fue complicada ya que atravesÓ dos divorcios y un amigo revelÓ que williams que era muy solitario y que sÓlo se iluminaba y llenaba de energÍa cuando estaba frente al pÚblico. psicÓlogos y analistas de espectÁculo han explicado que williams era bipolar pero esto nunca fue confirmado, arantxa. >> y tenemos entendido que durante este dÍa se llevara a cabo una conferencia de prensa para poder ventilar mÁs detalles sobre la muerte tan inesperado de este ser. gracias por esta informaciÓn y asÍ como nosotros continuamos con despierta amÉrica, directamente se acaban las vacaciones, el regreso a clases llegar. con k quien hablar sobre este tema. >> este segmento es presentado por los fabricantes

señor, su applewood pulled pork, con extra de jalapeños. ¡el recién llegado subway tenemos entendido que durante este dÍa se llevara a cabo una conferencia de prensa para poder ventilar mÁs detalles sobre la muerte tan inesperado de este ser. gracias por esta informaciÓn y asÍ como nosotros continuamos con despierta amÉrica, directamente se acaban las llsoe este tema.egreso a clases >> este segmento es presentado por los fabricantes de clorox cleaner. >> ssecerca el regreso a la realidad, regreso a la rutina y hay que organizarnos, limpiar esa casa, poner todo en orden y aquÍ estÁ mi amiga marie jimÉnez con unos consejos. >> es la hora de reorganizarnos. se acaban las vacaciones y ahora sÍ, a la realidad. tenemos que ir aliviando pocoa poco. es un alivio que regresen a sus rutinas pero, ¿cÓmo le vamos a hacer? yo en mi casa con mis hijas una o dos semanas antes lo que hago es que las voy acostando al horario nuevo, tanto de dormir, dos semanas antes, no lo haga ac muy impotarde, a las 6, 5:30 7 de la noche, y tambiÉn el desayuno empezar a dÁrselos temprano y otra co

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