that i'm jewish and i don't play friday nights, and saturday matinees, and rosh hashana, yom kippur, succosch, shuvuas, tishe be'av, erev tishe be'av, hanukah, purim, barbara streisand's birthday-- i don't play. ( laughter ) they said, all right, it doesn't matter, you can do it. we can work out a deal with you, you don't have to work. but you've got to sing it our way. i said, "what's your way? "what do you mean? what's your way?" the south american way." ♪ dear god, you've made many, many, many poor people in the world. i realize, of course, it's no shame to be poor, but it is no great honor, either. so what would've happened, what would be so terrible if i would have a little fortune. ♪ if i were a rich man ♪ ya bi di bi di ♪ all day long, i'd bi di bi di dam ♪ if i were a wealthy man ♪ i wouldn't have to work hard ♪ ya bi di bi di ♪ all day long, i'd bi di bi di day ♪ if i were a little bittle rich ♪ i'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen ♪ right in the middle of the town ♪ a fine tin roof with real wooden floors below ♪ there will be one long staircase just going up ♪ and o

that i'm jewish and i don't play friday nights, and saturday matinees, and rosh hashana, yom kippur, succosch, shuvuas, tishe be'av, erev tishe be'av, hanukah, purim, barbara streisand's birthday-- i don't play. ( laughter ) they said, all right, it doesn't matter, you can do it. we can work out a deal with you, you don't have to work. but you've got to sing it our way. i said, "what's your way? "what do you mean? what's your way?" the south american way." ♪ dear god, you've made many, many, many poor people in the world. i realize, of course, it's no shame to be poor, but it is no great honor, either. so what would've happened, what would be so terrible if i would have a little fortune. ♪ if i were a rich man ♪ ya bi di bi di ♪ all day long, i'd bi di bi di dam ♪ if i were a wealthy man ♪ i wouldn't have to work hard ♪ ya bi di bi di ♪ all day long, i'd bi di bi di day ♪ if i were a little bittle rich ♪ i'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen ♪ right in the middle of the town ♪ a fine tin roof with real wooden floors below ♪ there will be one long staircase just going up ♪ and o