one of our major investments is really in sudan. >> reporter: sudan's minister of investment expects foreign involvement will help the development and later create jobs. >> we have no money to this infrastructure. investment is going to do it. investment is going to provide me with jobs, high amount of unemployed people in the sudan. we can not employ them unless we have investors. >> reporter: but not everyone in sudan shares his enthusiasm. the government has forced people who lived on the project land to leave their homes. their only compensation, a well 2.5 kilometers away. and none of the products goes to the sudanese. the gulf nations will get it. this upsets many sudanese as they see little benefit from the project. government leases of the land sometimes extend for up to 99 years. seemingly, an indefinite period. that worries the citizens. so does the sparse information about the contract. >> we sit down with the community leader and explain to them. they know that at the end, that the investor is not going to take the land in his pocket and go. >> reporter: if more sudanese

al jazeera, south sudan. tuesday, south sudan's interior ministry -- interior minister laid it down. nash played it down. now, the president has the constitutional right to carry out the exercise. he will then form a new cabinet. that cabinet can contain some of the old ministers, as well as some new ones. that is how the reshuffle is all about. it is a democratic process required by our constitution. >> the australian government says it will investigate reports of silence seek is at a detention camp in pop was new guinea are being raped and tortured -- papua new guinea. theralian prime and is kevin rudd announced plans to send asylum-seekers coming in boats to papua new guinea. >> there was nothing that could men whofor these young were considered vulnerable, which in many cases, is just a euphemism for men who were being raped. they had to stay where they were. , it could not even serve as a dog kennel. producerc is executive of the "dateline" program who first revealed the details of the abuse. the whistle

he was an ordained minister of sudan's episcopal church at kakuma.looked at the board as if it were a holy scroll. >> yel nhial: i'm going to chicago. is it interesting? >> simon: oh, it's very interesting. ( laughter ) >> yel nhial: thank you for that. >> simon: they were called the lost boys because they were between five and 11 when their christian villages in southern sudan were attacked by islamist forces from the north. when they saw their villages burning, they started running. streams of boys became rivers. hundreds became thousands until an exodus of biblical proportions was under way. they walked for three months across sudan barefoot. 12,000 found refuge in ethiopia. but after four years, they were chased out at gunpoint, chased to the gilo river where the waters did not part. for joseph taban, that day will never go away. >> taban: we saw so many people who were just floating on the river. >> simon: dead bodies. >> taban: dead bodies, yeah, who are floating on the river. >> simon: many were shot, many drowned, many were eaten by crocodile

a war photographer tells us about his time covering syria and the sudan. on public our viewers television in america and elsewhere around the globe. tonight, we start in china, where torrential rainfall has caused a landslide, killing up to 40 people. the region has been hit by heavy flooding in the past few days, with thousands of people being forced from their homes in sichuan province. hundreds of buildings have been destroyed from beijing, here is martin patients. little was allowed to stand in the way. one factory worker was left standing. he waded into the swollen waters. just in time. colleague then pulled him to safety. the weathering conditions, the services are struggling to cope. this man said all the rescue vehicles have been swept away. bridge collapsed, sending six cars plunging into the river. at least 12 people are still missing. across the region, a massive rescue operation is now under way. it is being carried on by any means possible. the government says over a quarter of 1 million people have been affected by these floods. hundreds have

the president of south sudan has fired his in tire deputy

. >> close to the border with sudan, work continues on the largest dam in africa. work continues as it reaches the mediterranean. 6000 employees are working to move huge masses of earth. soon, that number will double to 12,000, people working in three shifts a day to complete the project by 2017. >> we need power. in the short term. because, as you have already seen the country, there are a lot of development and works that are coming. for him, the dam is the solution to many of his country's problems. it could help to create jobs and battle poverty, but only if the rest of the funding for the mega project comes in. >> the world bank is backing a corporation agreement that would bind all nile states to use its waters in a sustainable way. so far, it has not been signed. from africa to central america where there is a river that is a source of contention between panama and coast arica. the last structures of land switched nationalities. we visited the farmers that have seen their entire plantations move to another country. >> this river straddles the border between

. >> three people have been killed in millwood the shoe -- in mali -- a south sudan former vice presidenthas told al jazeera he is keen to take the top job from his old boss. his aggressor has this -- >> he is here because the met with the cabinet last week. being out of power doesn't come easy. according to government officials, the president wishes to reshuffle the government. it came after he criticized the challengesnd leadership. >> are you concerned of the president has overstepped his authority? [indiscernible] it is a dictatorship. in the bush, as a guerrilla force, fighting for independence , there is the strict leadership of the effective army. it is corroding the young nation's democracy. officials insist he is acting within his prerogative as president. law?at is the shows that reshuffling in the cabin is legal. the president suspended his party chairman, and forbid him from talking to the press are leaving the capital. that seems to be a step too far. deprivation.and power that he is ,sing to restrict the freedom the and is unconstitutional. they are still functioning with se

consider egypt, look at the sudan, where six percent of the nile flows to these countries. how can you support life in egypt without restoring ethiopia's mountains? so this is regional, national, and international. >> environmental degradation is not only a problem for the dry regions of ethiopia. it can be just as devastating for countries like rwanda, where rainfall is plentiful. this tiny country is grappling with the problem of a growing population trying to eke out a living on a finite amount of land. as in china and ethiopia, over-farming on the hillsides caused serious erosion and a decline in fertility, forcing poor farmers to move into protected areas, such as the rugezi wetlands, a wildlife site of international importance. when farmers drained this marsh to try to grow more food, they not only damaged an important wetland ecosystem, they also had a significant impact three hours drive away in kigali, the capital city. the water that pours from the marshlands is a vital source of hydro power for rwanda's capital. as the wetlands began to dry out, power stations be

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they said the suspects were able to escape in a white and tan sudan and a station wagon.eporting, scott rates, kron 4 news. >>> this is a new thing being tested. experts say some day, it might allow wheelchair bound people to walk some day. it straps to the body and makes the sitting person stand. the device will be available if about two years. >>> it was cool today and temperatures will stay cool tomorrow. below average this ti thanks to the low spread cloud coverage that will be slow to clear. we will get a little less sea breeze influence this week. it will be back into the 90s by thursdayment but here's a look at fog. out the door tomorrow morning, widespread fog in the bay area. a little patchy. it will clear the fastest. it lingers over the north bay through the 8:00 hour, the 10:00 hour, finally peeling back by 1:00. if it lingers a little longer, temperatures there are going to be cooler. let's take a look at future cast 4. 50s to start the day. getting into the 60s and 70s by noon. notice the north bay a little slower to warm. 70s and 80s for the inland valleys.

if we look at the agenda, it addresses issues like sudan and mali. these are transnational issues that threaten peace and stability regionally. the security council is reticent to get involved in issues like this. that does not mean they are afraid to use their bully pulpit -- bully pulpit. moon addressed it and said he stood by the rights of protesters, appealing for the safety of women protesters. a spokesman said that it is time for egypt's president to listen to his people. >> thank you both for your reports. still ahead, the search or the latest on edward snowden. >> nsa analyst and leaker edward snowden still on the run, getting equal parts praise from venezuela's president and now his own father. all ofthe deta >> edward snowden, the former intelligent systems analyst wanted by the united states on charges of leaking secrets, has officially requested asylum in 21 countries around the world according to the website wikileaks. some of those countries include china, italy, russia, and india. snowden has received rejections from some of the countr

the pwoft lost boys of sudan? >> reporter: thousands were allowed to travel to america to make new homes. >> i would say this is one of the most successful reset elements in u.s. history. >> wow. >> they come to a new world never imagining things that we have had all our lives. the story of survival and hope tonight on "secretary minutes" right here on kpix-5. >>> well, a re-- "60 minutes" right here on kpix-5. >>> and doppler radar. it is in search for thunderstorms. we will pinpoint the days we could expect them. as the news continues ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, trapped in a window grate - floors above the ground. a er cries and >>> a rescue in china this weekend. a 5-year-old girl became trapped in a window grate 24 floors above the ground. a neighbor hearded her cries and called the police for help. rescuers were puzzled when they found the front door locked? a neighbor next door climbed out of his window to hold the girl while firefighters cut her free. her mother left her home alone. fortunately she was not hurt. >> th

. >> now to sudan's darfur region where seven people have been killed. we understand that the ambush was carried out by close to the peacekeeper's base which is near in turn to the south darfur state capital. 17 other peacekeepers were injured in that attack. earlier on we spoke to u.n., a spokesperson chris semanic. here's what he told us. >> we had -- it is a patrol that we have from one of our sights to another in south darfur. the patrol was ambushed. extend firefight that went on. and we've lost -- at this moment we know than even of our peacekeepers were killed and at least 17 were injured. these were military and police personnel. that were on this patrol. we'll continue to conduct our work. on average we conduct over 150 patrols a day. these things have happened in the past and will continue to push on. and we'll continue to enforce our mandate here which is marketing protection of the civilian population. >> and we've just received reaction from the u.n. secretary general to that ambush. ban ki-moon says he's outrage by the killing of the peacek

confirmation from the united nations that seven of its soldiers killed by gunmen in western sudan were from tanzania. 17 troops on the peacekeeping mission were injured making this the worst attacks since the deployment began six years ago. the u.n. has condemned the killings calling them a heinous attack. the peacekeeping team was north of the state capitol when they came under fire. peacekeepers on control earlier this year since the joint united nations and african union mission began six years ago, thousands of foreign soldiers have been stationed here with a mandate to protect civilians. in recent months, they have become targets themselves. the saturday incident happened in the southern section of darfur. it is thought that troops were transferring to another base when they were attacked with heavy machine guns and possibly grenades. coursesituation over the of this year has been problematic. we face new challenges particularly in the form of tribal clashes that have been going on. last week, we had a patrol ambushed. we had three peacekeepers injured. darfur, moreng to than 40 m

a pe perfect example is iran and sudan, and christians are suffering.hen the government is not islamist, like pre-morsi, what you'll see then is persecution from the mob, almost like a vigilante thing. >> reporter: and they're being targeted now? >> they're being targeted now. but the thing is they're always targeted. there is always an excuse. it never ends. you can have -- when morsi was in there, they got targeted even worse. that was when the st. mark cathedral was attacked. they're between a rock and a hard place. >> reporter: what is the effect, a mass exitous like we've seen in iraq? >> again, if you want to look at precedence, that's what has been happening. the difference with egypt as opposed to iraq, there is really a large christian population there. millions -- according to some, up to 15 million or 16 million, but at least you want to say 10 million. it is not that easy for a lot of these people to get out and leave, and a lot don't want to leave. >> and we're seeing that in syria as well. what about christians there? >> it is the same exa

i passed through many countries, sudan, the egyptian desert, until i got to libya. the situation there was difficult. we weore ourselves out trying to get to lampedusa. >> another boat carrying 162 migrants from eritrea reached the island. >> china's former rail minister has been handed a suspended death sentence for bribery and abuse of power pat was accused of accepting some 8 million euros in bribes -- of power. he was accused of accepting some 8 million euros in bribes. it is one of the countries highest profile -- country's highest profile corruption cases in years. the sentence is likely to be commuted to life in prison. >> the move is a bid to investigate former prime minister petr necas' role in -- >> he was charged with bribery and abuse of power, but he remains a member of parliament and has parliamentary immunity. >> the situation in the egyptian capital remains extremely tense. the standoff is continuing in cairo at the very spot where at least 50 members of the muslim brotherhood were killed by soldiers. >> the military says troops only opened fire at t

i passed through many countries, sudan, the egyptian desert, until i got to libya. the situation there was diffict. we weore ourselves out trying to get to lampedusa. >> another boat carrying 162 migrants from eritrea reached the island. >> china's former rail minister has been handed a suspended deh sentence for bribery and abuse of power pat was accused of accepting some 8 million euros in bribes -- of power. he was accused of accepting some 8 million euros in bribes. it is one of the countries highest profile -- country's highest profile corruption cases in years. the sentence is likely to be commuted to life in prison. >> the move is a bid to investigate former prime minister petr necas' role in -- >> he was charged with bribery and abuse of power, but he remains a member of parliament and has parliamentary immunity. >> the situation in the egyptian capital remains extremely tense. the standoff is continuing in cairo at the very spot where at least 50 members of the muslim brotherhood were killed by soldiers. >> the military says troops only opened fire at the r

deputy foreign minister of tanzania has described the killing of its troops in sudan as shocking. the united nations says they were ambushed during a peacekeeping operation. others were also injured in the attack. has been nearly two weeks since the military took power in egypt, but mass rally in support of the post president, mom and morsi, are refusing to die down. this is the scene in cairo -- they have been going on for weeks and no sign they are losing their determination that the muslim brotherhood is causing for more demonstrations on monday. key as several of its figures assets have been frozen. interim government is starting to take shape. the interim vice president has been sworn in. he is a key opposition figure who led the national salvation front, a coalition of groups against the deposed president. wildly maneuvering for government government positions is underway, the muslim brotherhood is coming under increasing pressure. hadpublic prosecutor temporarily frozen the assets of the groups senior leaders. meanwhile, the egyptian defense minister spoke on sunday. he sai

they gave egypt and sudan the largest share of the river and power over 80 projects. some countries have refused to sign that agreement. >> about 58% of ethiopians do not have electricity, and even those who do are frustrated by constant blackouts. the government says providing clean, affordable energy is the one thing that will not be sidetracked. . if workers have arrived. they were kidnapped from kenya by somali fighters in 2011 and held hostage for nearly two years. it's not clear whether ransom was paid for their release. political candidates and japan are making their final appeal to voters ahead of sunday's upper house elections. minister's ruling liberal democratic party appear set for a landslide victory, and this would give him full control of parliament, making it easier to pass legislation. of has promised a series reforms to revive the country's ailing economy. japan is a world leader in technology, and for the first time ever, candidates are using the internet as a campaigning tool. it is all about attracting the younger vote. >> in this campaign, if you

he has returned to sudan.conspiracy and material support will stop the sentence will be less than three years pursuant to his plea agreement. because of credit time served, you could be eligible for release to sudan in december of this year. one last one. he pled guilty in a military commission to murder military and spy him. he was sentenced to eight years, but was transferred to a canadian resident where he will serve out his remaining sentence and be eligible for parole after he served a third of the sentence. there are a couple of more. one of them is your client. here is my point -- the sacrifices were few and low. here over the years and wondered what we are doing? why are we maintaining this sparse of a military commission which really doesn't work? we have different people down there trying to make it work. to the best of my knowledge, no one has been successful. last month when i was down there, i saw a court room with nothing scheduled to go forward. it seems to me that everything down there is so de

and human rights crimes occurring in sudan, including an international strategy to enforce the i.c.c. arrest warrants against bashir and other sudanese officials. i ask my other colleagues to join us in this effort, to co-sponsor h.r. 6092, and to move it to the house floor for approval in the 113th congress. i yield back the balance of my time. the speaker pro tempore: the gentleman yields back the balance of his time. for what purpose does the gentleman from indiana seek recognition? without objection, the gentleman is recognized for one minute. >> madam speaker, i rise today to recognize and absolute a remarkable -- salute a remarkable individual who passed away on july 15. i wish to express my heartfelt gratitude and appreciation for his leadership and service to our country. he had a servant's heart. he served our nation as an officer in the u.s. navy and as a special agent for the f.b.i. mr. rokita: he said on nume -- he sat on numerous boards including the st. francis hospital, the chicago public library, chicago public charities and one of my alma maters in indiana. he also d

also illegally conducting transactions on behalf of terrorists and customers in iran libya cuba the sudan and burma. between two thousand and six and two thousand and nine according to federal officials h.s.b.c. failed to monitor a staggering six hundred seventy billion dollars in wire transfers and an additional nine point four billion dollars in cash transactions from their operations in mexico and the department of justice also said that h.s.b.c. c.e.o. stuart gulliver oversaw that company as it helped launder six hundred sixteen million dollars in illegal transactions from iran cuba the sudan libya and burma by intentionally hiding the identity of those countries but despite all of this h.s.b.c. only had to sign a deferred prosecution agreement with the d.o.j. under which no criminal charges were brought against the bank or any of its banks toure's provided that it met certain conditions those conditions include paying a one point nine billion dollar fine or less than one percent of the total amount of money that the bank helped to launder in other words the bank probably even made a

we think about sudan, this is about radical islamists and sudan.for whatever reason, we see a consistency in this evisceration to not challenge radical islamist. with what is going on right now in egypt, we had a president that told him that he needed to step down, yet he has not said anything about mohamed morsi. we had administration, a national security council that by imitation brought in a very radical islamic cleric on the 30th of june by the name of onikh bin by, and of course the 30th of june, the decision was made by the administration to arm the syrian rebels. these are the exact same syrian rebels that on the 23rd of july, beheaded a catholic priests. so i think they see a consistency with the administration in siding with islamist and not speaking out against them. what is happening in sudan is exactly the same thing that is happening in syria and various other places all across the islamic world. we need to have people that are willing to confront that and stand up and not just be cherry picking issues. --frank --history retweets itsel

least seven and simeon peacekeepers died in the scores wounded in an attack in the darfur region of sudan they were part of a un team ambushed by a large group of armed men according to un officials this marks the deadliest assault on international forces in the country since they were deployed five years ago. more than three hundred thousand people in eastern china fled their homes as typhoon soulik struck the move the region moving inland rental rains caused by the cycler reportedly left two hundred dead or missing earlier the typhoon brought extensive flooding and widespread disruption to taiwan where at least two people were killed and more than eighty five hundred evacuees. finally in the news block india's supreme court may have given the final go ahead to commissioning the country's largest nuclear plant but the move has calmed the scandal surrounding it the station has split locals into those who claim it's crucial for the economy versus those insisting it's a major health risk. takes a look this may have seemed as a mine a peaceful protest but it seriously stalled one of india's

least seven as indian peacekeepers were killed and scores wounded in an attack in the darfur region of sudan they were part of un team ambushed by a large group of armed men according to un officials it marks the deadliest assault on international forces in the country since they were deployed there five years ago finally in the news block india's supreme court may have given the final nod to the commissioning of the country's largest nuclear plant but the move hasn't calmed the scandal surrounding it the station is split locals into those who claim it's crucial for the economy and those insisting it's a health hazard or tease alexei or a chef ski takes a look. this may have seemed as a minor peaceful protest but it seriously stalled one of india's most ambitious projects the first energy block of the couldn't cool on nuclear power station destined to solve a growing electricity problem for millions was due to be launched in twenty eleven but because of these fishermen protesting against what they see as an environmental threat india's high court refused to give the go ahead for the station

whether as a war correspondent in bosnia, in the former yugoslavia, in rwanda and sudan, where, as youaid in your pulitzer prize-winning book on genocide, witnessed evil at its worst, you have been an unrelenting principled voice when it comes to human rights and crimes against humanity. and i know that voice will be heard around the world, should you be confirmed. personally, i am incredibly appreciative of the principled position you?ve taken on many of these issues, but on the armenian genocide. in 2007, you wrote in time magazine, quote, ?a stable, turkey -- cannot be built on a lie," and i completely agree. your belief that we should use the lessons of what clearly was an atrocity of historic proportions to prevent future crimes against humanity is a view consistent with my own and many others on this committee and which is supported by your president's atrocities prevention board. i agree that we must acknowledge and study the past, understand how and why atrocities happen, to put into practice and giving meaning to the phrase "never again." as the son of immigrants from cuba, on

over the past two to three years many international jihadist have been joining them some coming from sudan from libya from other parts of the middle east also international ones from central asia and from chechnya but of course the numbers of the international ones it's very small the egyptian army now as far as we can see is waging an operation in northern sinai where the bulk of these forces have been operating against the military both the police and the soldiers of egypt with the ultimate a more. making sure that these forces the jihadi forces won't have an enclave they can i mean there is no that had the most serious theme continued few more months according to information from the egyptian army of course there would have been a declaration of an emirate of northern sinai it's online actually information is out there and that would be the equivalent of was it was time for example in pakistan or northern mali so the egyptian army first concern is to ensure that there would be no exclusive control by those terrorists and that of course they do we know that they going to be fighting a lo

hard to do that in a very politicized situation but we've seen this before in sri lanka or even in sudan in gaza who are trying to help people who need help when you're being accused often by both sides of helping the others now you mentioned some of the conflicts that you had a direct experience breath and i think what makes the syrian war are outstanding here is unlike in many of the. examples syrian war is not only on the ground it also created a major rift within the united nations itself the former u.n. official do you think the united nations is still capable in practical terms to leave up to its ultimate goal that is preventing another major war because it looks like we have one on our hands now the united nations cannot do anything if the major powers within it are divided as they are over syria but as they are over many things as they are have been for many years over the middle east peace process as they were it's not new that the major powers are divided the second point is the u.n. has humanitarian organizations who are operating purely again on humanitarian principles they a

. >> i guess he forgot the sudan. >> we should boycott vodka and seize all the assets of the russiankers in this country and pay off the chinese debt and stick it to old putin that way. >> that's a terrible thing to say. >> bradley manning, former army private and we know why and he took stuff in iraq and he gave it to wikileaks. now, trial's over. it's going to the jury. there's no way on earth that this guy is not guilty. i mean everybody knows he's guilty. the evidence was overwhelming against him. here's the question. what would you sentence him to now? don't be a wise guy. what does he deserve to get. >> all of a sudden. >> yeah. what does he deserve? >> he deserves at the very least life imprisonment and potentially the firing squad because he was in the that it our war and he was in uniform and he's talking about what was in the war zone. >> you'd shoot him. >> if that was my duty to do so, i would. i don't see why he doesn't deserve that. >> would you shoot him? >> i don't know. sometimes i come to the show without an opinion. can you imagine being in a cell with russell bran

he has returned to sudan. mohammad plead guilty to conspiracy and material support.hanentence will be less three years pursuant to his plea agreement. because of credit time served, you could be eligible for release to sudan in december of this year. one last one. militaryuilty in a commission to murder military and spy him. years,sentenced to eight but was transferred to a canadian resident where he will serve out his remaining sentence and be eligible for parole after he served a third of the sentence. there are a couple of more. one of them is your client. here is my point -- the sacrifices were few and low. i have sat here over the years and wondered what we are doing? why are we maintaining this sparse of a military commission which really doesn't work? we have different people down there trying to make it work. to the best of my knowledge, no one has been successful. last month when i was down there, i saw a court room with nothing scheduled to go forward. it seems to me that everything down there is so deceiving and is really a kind of untruth about the americ

i keep trying to push to anyone over here and this is what's going on in the nuba mountains in the sudan people are being slaughtered by president bashir it's a great story and i know why no one's paying attention to it because one isn't for international stories are not good they don't sell as well and secondly they're very expensive but if you book george clooney you'll discuss but if you vote for george clooney exactly but you know if you're going to spend the money for a helicopter over a disabled cruise ship if you've got that kind of cash why not spend it to send people to the new well known such that you know there are a lot of great stories out there a lot of great stories when you think of howard kurtz leaving why he's coming to join fox news howard we've had our go around howard but howard now as you know we made friends despite disagreements he's taken a couple slaps at me over the years and i slap right back enemies to know we can both take are both big boys big. but i think it's a loss for c.n.n. because he is he's an instant i thought you know what i thought you were the bi

keep trying to push to anyone over here and this is what's going on in the nuba mountains this in the sudan people are being slaughtered by president bashir it's a great story and i know why no one's paying attention to it because one isn't for international stories are not good they don't sell as well and secondly they're very expensive but if you book george clooney you'll discuss but if you vote for george clooney exactly but you know if you're going to spend the money for a helicopter over a disabled cruise ship if you've got that kind of cash why not spend it to send people to the new well known such that you know there are a lot of great stories out there a lot of great stories when you think of howard kurtz leaving why he's coming to join fox news howard i had we've had our go around howard but howard now as you know we made friends despite disagreements he's taken a couple slaps at me over the years and i slap right back enemies to know we can both take are both big boys big. but i think it's a loss for c.n.n. because he is he's an instant i thought you know what i thought you were

did we go to sudan? rwanda? no we didn't.pick and choose who we want to boycott. >> you brought bill clinton in, where do you think you get the cigars from? cuba. >> monica lewinsky. >> i wasn't even going there. >> sorry. >> john: in fairness of timing, some would say that bill clinton was best republican president we ever had. i would like to thank karen hunter and basil smikle and tom doherty. thank you. we're heading south. it turns out virginia not so much for lovers. don't go away. they should self-deport? >> no, they said "make us a turkey and make it fast". >> (laughter). >> she gets the comedians laughing. >> that's the best! >> that's hilarious. >> ... and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there is wiggle room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> ya, i consider you jew-talian. >> okay, whatever you want. >> who plays kafka? >> who saw kafka? >> who ever saw kafka? >> (laughter). >> asking the tough questions. >> chris brown, i mean you wouldn't let one of your daughters go out w