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get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. at superpages.com®. had a tree that bore the most rare and magical fruit, which provided for their every financial need. [ thunder rumbling ] [ thunder crashing ] and then, in one blinding blink of an eye, their tree had given its last. but with their raymond james financial advisor, they had prepared for even the unthinkable. ♪ and they danced. see what a raymond james advisor can do for you. >>> joining me now, republican congressman paul ryan, chairman of the house budget committee. congressman, thanks for joining us. let me talk to you about -- i think that you heard senator mcconnell say that he was waiting to see what was going to come out of the commission that biden is heading with republicans and democrats on it. as far as you are concerned, must whatever plan comes out of this commission include medicare reform before you would vote for an increase in the debt ceiling? >> well, i think it should because medicare's in the future of the -- >> must it? >> i -- like mitch mcconn
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get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. in the book ... on your phone or online. >> whoa!front in. >> reporter: three weeks left to finish the robot. maria's veteran team is test-driving their secret weapon. if their plan works, it could give them a huge competitive advantage. six days a week her team is building and practicing, but twice a week maria must miss robotics for the accelerated math class she fought for. >> oh, my god, it's the final. >> reporter: four more students have dropped. only eight remain. >> do all your work on a scratch paper. just like we've done in the past. >> reporter: today maria has a big test to advance to precalculus, she has to pass. only hours later maria gets good news. >> ya! i got an "a." >> reporter: she'll be ready for calculus as a senior. >> it starts varying. it's still off. now you just have to worry about getting the right gear going. >> okay. that's good enough. >> yes. let's go home. >> go home and do your homework. >> i'm so tired. make sure the door's locked. [ speaking foreign language ] i got an "a" on the test. >> very good
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go to superpages®.t the good guys save the day. >> reporter: in the years after tora bora, bin laden seems to have vanished, appearing only in video messages that mysteriously materialize, but leave no trace of his whereabouts. general michael hayden headed up the cia at the time. >> for most of my time in office, i would even publically say that the trail was quite cold. we didn't have a whole lot of evidence in which we had much confidence. >> reporter: tough interrogations of al qaeda detainees, some at secret prisons, begin to provide the clues that will lead to a compound in pakistan, the pan mansion hideout of osama bin laden. >> we began to focus, drill down on the courier network as perhaps a way to chase after bin laden. we knew he was communicating, but we were convinced he could not possibly be communicating electronically or we would have picked that up. it had to be human-to-human contact, hence the courier system. >> amongst people detained soon after tora bora were i man al kata katani. h
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get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. in the book ... on your phone or online.orhood. i told you it was perfect for you guys. literally across the street from her sister. [ banker ] but someone else bought it before they could get their offer together. we really missed great opportunity -- dodged bullet there. [ banker ] so we talked to them about the wells fargo priority buyer preapproval. it lets people know that you are a serious buyer because you've been credit-approved. we got everhing in order so th we can move on the next place we found. which was clear on the other side of town. [ale announcer wells fargo. with you when you're ready to move.
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go to superpages®.he good guys save the day. ♪ ♪ membership rewards points from american express. they're a social currency with endless possibilities. kids today have superheroes that lift buildings. and superheroes that fly. but what if we could go to a place where real superheroes lived. ones who moved mountains. lifted an entire people. and taught the whole world how to fly. come see america's greatest history attraction, the henry ford. and ignite the spark of imagination in all of us. as we watch our heroes come alive in pure michigan. your trip begins at michigan.org. >>> all right, it's about five minutes to the top of the hour. we bring in a friend of ours from hln sports. another sad story this week. this 28 years old, young man in the nhl found dead. >> we're talking about derek drugard, really known as an enforcer on the ice, drops the glove at a moment's notice, a fighter. but what a lot of people don't know about drew is what he did off the ice. he worked with a lot of charities, in partic
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get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. in the book ... on your phone or online.e superheroes that lift buildings. and superheroes that fly. but what if we could go to a place where real superheroes lived. ones who moved mountains. lifted an entire people. and taught the whole world how to fly. come see america's greatest history attraction, the henry ford. and ignite the spark of imagination in all of us. as we watch our heroes come alive in pure michigan. your trip begins at michigan.org. what's all this? big news! we have another way to help you save. oh, really? how? by bundling. if you get your homeowners and auto insurance together, we give you even more savings. ooh! big bundle. [ chuckling ] home and auto together. it's like peanut butter and jelly. oh, or like burgers and fries. or pickles and ice cream. unicorns and glitter! no? bundling to save you more. now, that's progressive! call or click today. personal pricing now on brakes. tell us what you want to pay. we do our best to make that work. deal! my money. my choice. my meineke. >>> we're at the bott
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get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. in the book ... on your phone or online.our job to make them say something interesting. so how about this weekend we learn some new tricks of the trade... then break out our doing clothes and get rolling. let's use some paint that helps us get the job done in record time and makes a statement when we're finished. we're lowering the cost of a new favorite color. more saving. more doing. that's the power of the home depot. get five dollars off gallon cans of our top paint brands, now through memorial day only. it was in my sister's neighborhood. i told you it was perfect for you guys. literally across the street from her sister. [ banker ] but someone else bought it before they could get their offer together. we really missed a great opportunity -- dodged a bullet there. [ banker ] so we talked to them about the wells fargo priority buyer preapproval. it lets people know that you are a serious buyer because you've been credit-approved. we got everything in order so that we can move on the next place we found. which was clear o
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get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. world needs more energy. where's it going to come from? ♪ that's why right here, in australia, chevron is building one of the biggest natural gas projects in the world. enough power for a city the size of singapore for 50 years. what's it going to do to the planet? natural gas is the cleanest conventional fuel there is. we've got to be smart about this. it's a smart way to go. ♪ >>. >> 23 minutes after the hour. minding your business this morning. home prices could hit a new low in the 20 largest metropolitan areas. that's according to "the new york times," the standard and pours index show existing prices dipped below the lows reached two years ago. >>> the wear and tear of traveling for business, ali velshi, may be taking a toll on your health. those that travel more than 20 nights a month were nearly 2 1/2 times more likely to be in poor health than those traveling 1-6 days a month. call of duty, is planning to roll out an online sker advice that will cost a few dollars and give fa
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get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®.rpages.com®. [ applause ] >> the president of the united states. [ applause ] >> saturday, april 30th, 2011. >> it's wonderful to be here at the white house correspondents dinner. just in case there are any lingering questions, tonight, for the first time, i'm releasing my official birth video. [ laughter ] >> reporter: but behind the laughter, it is a defining moment for obama's presidency. >> little did we know what he knew, which was that we were just a few hours away from killing osama bin laden. >> reporter: just hours earlier, the president made a final phone call to vice admiral mcraven. >> it was dramatic because the president basically said god speed. we've given all we can to get the job done. now it's up to you and your men. >> reporter: 7,000 miles away, at a u.s. military base in afghanistan, a handful of america's elite commandos are gearing up for the most important mission of their lives -- capturing or killing osama bin laden. under the cover of darkness, in the early-
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get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®.r phone or at superpages.com®. >>> it's 22 minutes after the hour. minding your business. a member of the saudi royal family calls for lower oil prices. prince al waleed bin talal telling fareed zakaria that oil should be telling around $70 a barrel so the u.s. won't speed up its search for alternative sources. >>> lockheed martin falling victim to what it describes as a significant and tenacious cyber attack that happened earlier this month. the company says no personal data was compromised. >>> blockbuster hoping to lure customers back by lowering prices. if the one in your neighborhood is open, you can rent new movies for one night, will cost you $2.99 and 99 cents for each' dishl night. >>> alaska airlines replacing its pilot flight manuals with ipads loaded with electronic versions. it saves more than 20 pounds in weight and allows pilots to store more in their carry-on bag. >>> is the 3d movie fad starting to fade? ticket sales for 3d releases have been lower than expected. analy
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go to superpag®. and let the good guys save the day.s. omnaris. omnaris, to thnose! did you know nasal symptoms like congestion can be caused by allergic inflammation? omnaris relieves your symptoms by fighting inflammation. side effects may include headache, noseble, and sore throat. i tossed tse allergy symptoms out of my party. [ man ] omnaris. ask your doctor. battling nasal allergy symptoms? omnaris combats the cause. get omnaris for only $11 at omnaris.com. better than any other luxury brand. ♪ tellichoice proclaims that lexus has the best overall value of any brand. ♪ and j.d. power and associates ranks lexus highest in customer satisfaction. no wonder more people have chosen lexus over any other luxury brand 11 years in a row. see ur lexus dear. >> sean: tonight on our great, great american panel. member of the "wall street journal" editorial board james taranto is back. senior adviser at the liberal think tank alicia menendez is back. he's from the fox news show red eye andy levy is here. i heard you wrote a book you told me yo
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go to superpages®. and let the good guys save the day. aflac! oh, i've just got major medical...medical. ...but it helps pay the doctors. pays the doctors, boyyy! [ quack ] oh yeah? what about your family? ♪ we added aflac, so we get cash! it's like our safety net... ♪ to help with the mortgage or whatever we need! so my family doesn't feel the pain too. ha! [ male announcer ] help protect your family at aflac.com. [ pigeons ] heyyy! hooo!!! >>> how is it decided which homes and communities to save, which ones to sacrifice? a moment we'll go in depth with the u.s. army corps of engineers as they deal with the flooding along the mississippi river. >>> first a look at some of the other top stories. two islamic leaders in south florida and a relative in california were arrested to day, charged with providing support to the pakistani taliban. that's the terrorist group with close ties to al qaeda responsible for attacks on the pakistan-afghanistan border. three other people in pakistan were also indicted. >> we need to stand up to california -- >> thousands of california teachers wer
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go to superpag®. you're resonsible for this much of the team, you need a car you can cot on. ♪ i know what works diffently than many other allergy medications. omnaris. omnaris, to thnose! did you know nasal symptoms like congestion can be caused by allergic inflammation? omnaris relieves your symptoms by fighting inflammation. side effects may include headache, noseble, and sore throat. i tossed tse allergy symptoms out of my party. [ man ] omnaris. ask your doctor. battling nasal allergy symptoms? omnaris combats the cause. get omnaris for only $11 at omnaris.com. >> sean: tonight on our great, great american panel. member of the "wall street journal" editorial board james taranto is back. senior adviser at the liberal think tank alicia menendez is back. he's from the fox news show red eye andy levy is here. i heard you wrote a book you told me you didn't. you just got done saying greg gutfeld offends you sometimes. >> i never said that. >> sean: i have to witnesses. >> i have no idea. >> thank you
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get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. in the book, on your phone or at superpages.com®.needs more energy. where's it going to come from? ♪ that's why right here, in australia, chevron is building one of the biggest natural gas projects in the world. enough power for a city the size of singapore for 50 years. what's it going to do to the planet? natural gas is the cleanest conventional fuel there is. we've got to be smart about this. it's a smart way to go. ♪ >>> everybody's congratulating us, man. just caught me all the way off guard. i had no idea denzel washington came and hollered at me. and he came up to me smooth, like, straight out of a movie, just like -- ha-ha ha-ha hah! nickelodeon. >> that was from nick cannon's showtime special, "mr. showbiz," which is now about to come out on cd. >> yeah, man! >> your real love, whenever we get this ridiculous late-night files together from agt audition, we get talking, and i can tell of all the things that you do, the thing you get the real buzz from is the stand-up comedy, isn't it? >> oh, man, i love it, i've been doing si
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get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. in the book, on your phone or at superpages.com®.a: the killing of the world's top terrorist, those who have been targeting osama bin laden since the attacks of 9/11 reacting to his death now. former president george w. bush saying earlier this evening president obama called to inform me that american forces killed osama bin laden the leader of the al-qaida network that attacked america on september 11th 2001. i congratulated him and the men and women of our military and intelligence communities who devoted their lives to this mission. they have our every lasting gratitude. the death of osama bin laden at the hands of american forcers is a victory for the united states and is a tremendous achievement for our military to what are read out this mission. i want to congratulate president obama and the members of his national security team. karl rove was an adviser to george w. bush and a fox news contractor. have you spoken to president bush. >> we've been e-mailing back and forth. he takes tried in our military and our operators. this i
get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. in the book, on your phone or at superpages.com®.a: the killing of the world's top terrorist, those who have been targeting osama bin laden since the attacks of 9/11 reacting to his death now. former president george w. bush saying earlier this evening president obama called to inform me that american forces killed osama bin laden the leader of the al-qaida network that attacked america on september 11th 2001. i congratulated him and the men and...
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get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. in the book, on your phone or at superpages.com®.rength medicine and no embarrassing odor. break the grip of pain with aspercreme. >>> sarah palin is quiet no more. she had been sitting on the sidelines, and then she kicked off basically a bus tour. it started in washington, and goes to places like mount vernon and gettysburg, and she has not declared, but this could be an ind kay or the of where she is leaning. this is what she is saying about the tour. >> well, it certainly looks like a campaign bus, and if you are not running for president, why the tour? >> this is not a campaign bus, but it is a bus to express to america how much we appreciate our foundation and to invite more people to be interested in all that is good about america, and to remind ourselves that we don't need to fundamentally transform america, but we need to restore what is good about america, and you can start by doing that right in here. so i am glad that you are here. >> and all of the sudden exposure stirs up extreme feelings on both sides. and pretty much
get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. in the book, on your phone or at superpages.com®.rength medicine and no embarrassing odor. break the grip of pain with aspercreme. >>> sarah palin is quiet no more. she had been sitting on the sidelines, and then she kicked off basically a bus tour. it started in washington, and goes to places like mount vernon and gettysburg, and she has not declared, but this could be an ind kay or the of where she is leaning. this is what she is...
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go to superpages®. and let the good guys save the day.ferently than many other allergy medications. omnaris. omnaris, to the nose! did you know nasal symptoms like congestion can be caused by allergic inflammation? omnaris relieves your symptoms by fighting inflammation. side effects may include headache, nosebleed, and sore throat. i tossed t allergy symptoms out of my party. [ man ] omnaris. ask your doctor. battling nasal allergy symptoms? omnaris combats the cause. get omnaris for only $11 at omnaris.com. >>> here's a rundown on some of the stories we are working on. saving new orleans from a record flood. we'll be speaking with general russel honore, the man who led the military response to hurricane katrina. >>> plus, the education crisis in america. we're going to meet a young student who has big dreams but she might not get the education she needs to turn them into reality. >>> and, we're also going to find out about actress mary tyler moore's brain surgery from our own dr. sanjay gupta. >>> cnn "in-depth," troubled waters. there'
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get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. at the all-new superpages.com®. >> clayton: welcome back, we have talking about the trailer the president showed at the white house correspondents dinner, poking fun at his birth certificate, basically his birth video. >> dave: can't wait for this: >> the year is 2011, an opposition rises. >> congressional republicans, could force the federal government to shut down... >> and a president must face... >> republicans are serious about an amendment that would eliminate funding to -- this is serious business, for the president's teleprompter. >> his greatest challenge... from the people who brought you universal health care, and, the usage backlash to universal health care, comes the incredible true story. >> president barack obama: they say they... they say... >> the president lost his prompter, joe lockhart, has he lost the magic. >> he's con from yes, we can to no, i can't. >> mr. president, what are you going to do. >> to a man who never let prepared remarks stand in his way. >> i hav
get the superguarantee®, only at superpages®. at the all-new superpages.com®. >> clayton: welcome back, we have talking about the trailer the president showed at the white house correspondents dinner, poking fun at his birth certificate, basically his birth video. >> dave: can't wait for this: >> the year is 2011, an opposition rises. >> congressional republicans, could force the federal government to shut down... >> and a president must face... >>...