i just wanted to interview susan lucci. and, so, her people said yes. a fib, yeah. >> it was for a news writing and reporting class, actually. but i went -- i flew to new york, and out she came from the double doors of the "all my children" studios, and her hair was this high. >> jimmy: there was, like, a smoke machine behind her. >> right. it was full of '80s manipulation. it was amazing. and she said, "i hope you like mexican food, andrew, 'cause i'm taking you to lunch. >> jimmy: whoa! >> and she did. and i hated mexican food, but i went anyway. >> jimmy: you're, like, it's erica kane. i have to do this. >> yes, absolutely. >> jimmy: and have you seen her since? >> yes, amazingly. the book opens with me kind of at this interview with her that will change my life. and i have this whole thing on audio tape and it's hilarious. 'cause i don't let her get a word in edgewise. and i'm like, "well, my mom and i think -- my mom and i think --" it's so embarrassing. >> jimmy: my mom and i think -- >> it's terrible. and so -- i was in the closet at the time, so