svetlana is wonderful, the host of the program. good morning. uh, but today they are really nocturnal butterflies - this is olga ushakova svetlana zeynalova greet each other. but first of all. uh, i want to introduce a russian tv tuning chart on it. tune in to good water. i want yes, yes, thank you, sveta i. first of all, i would like to introduce you as charming. mom. today we will talk about, including children, but about in context. uh, should children be told jokes, that is, should children be able to tell jokes, listen, understand, humor, how a joke affects the upbringing of a child, etc. and etc., so let's probably start with, uh, well, as it were, firstly, how do you feel about the genre of anecdote and uh, did you manage to be present there in companies as a child, that is, it was in childhood that you didn’t teenager there. and when you were small children, where adults told jokes or there, uh, you told, as if in this children 's society environment in the yard and so on, only she is younger, but in my soviet childhood. this more than such vulgarity that you could hear from children, and there are eight, ten and 12 years old. and on the street, i didn’t hear such a thing later, maybe when i grew up now. yes? i therefore, well, in the forest in the eyes you say to me that it was fun. that's fun. i recognized all this with such eyes, and of course there were topics that were very exciting then for the children. they are worried now. it's there with uh, money alcohol was not uh sex. here in my soviet soviet circles. it was discussed that he might someday appear. yes, and in fact from there. i exhausted the basic knowledge of how things happen between men and women, and then the anecdotes that are told at home. it's different. yes? it's completely different. and at home. so you scooped up others there, you know that the professionals on the street, basically told, of course, with swearing and the funniest funny jokes - they seem to contain normative vocabulary that you can’t say e not with children and not on tv. i remember when we were children we laughed at the word fool, where did you grow up? me too now a little bit so progressive you are with your children. you're basically telling a joke. do you generally accept it or not? we don't tell jokes anymore. i think it's a generation. i have two generations of children 15 and 16 years old and 4.2 years younger. but older they have, in principle, grown up, probably on the work of vadim galygin as well. such stand-up comedians, yes, that is, a joke, as a genre, probably, has already died for the current generation, but they have learned the classical form, but tell funny stories. that i have an endless story from school, my daughter tells directly, as on stage, and she adds some details. well, actually, how does the stand-up comedy genre mean, yes, that is, she somehow beats everything in such a way that it sounds funny. but these are, as it were, not jokes, a real story from life, but in fact, after all, some life stories became jokes. why they say it happened, a negative situation, that is, almost an anecdote, now there is just such a meme, but it goes around. e, my beloved, i, in my opinion, sent him evil to everyone send out. this situation in life, which has become a meme, is terrible, it is very funny. they sell a new bra, not worn, bought for growth, did not grow. that is funny. how do you understand? ah, but all the same, well, there are such well-known sociologists there, there are also teachers, there is lurie moshkin, there is utekhin rudenko, if i wrote out the last name, yes, that is, they are completely different people, but about the works of lurie. haha. well, in general, that is, not to argue, they agree approximately on, uh, and i completely agree that it helps children, in general it is more connected to build speaking, in general, that is, speaking, then i don’t know with reports, and so on, just expressing my thoughts and, uh, they noted everything. and i agree. they develop in children. listen, well first, me. eh, on the one hand , i want to say that now humor has simply changed. and he may have become a little sharper . a little tougher all these memes. eh, and generally faster time. we don't like long stories already. here long is clear there on the screen for 15 seconds, you understand? 15-20 seconds later , the children are already losing interest in what is happening, or didn't show them anything. yes, of course, either you either jumped, or you didn’t jump already, this is called. yes, who changed with the theme of humor? at one time, we just joked about the government party. mother-in-law. oh, mother-in-law. uh, husband came home drunk, there and so on. that 's what we actually joked about, then there were some kind of jokes in the nineties , new russian raspberry raspberry ones appeared there, jackets and so on. now there is a different sense of humor. yes, there u over women jokes about silicone. eh, as if not. well listen, you jokes jokes my daughter. hey, i asked if silicone chest pressure, it turns out you think there, as in a chamber, trust me, that pressure is here to pump the doctor. do not measure my chest pressure, what if they inflate, she asked me how to do it? i say, well, they do it there, what are they puffing up? she says, and also, probably, the pressure is great. i'm out there not so they pout, veronica. you will grow up, i will explain to you, now it is better not to think about it. and my daughter generally offered to cheat a new mother when i said that i would burst if i ate all these sweets, they say, we 'll cheat a new mother, well, you say lucky, yes, humor. well, of course to yourself. i welcome you, we will get you a new one. we talked to dad here. we were just lying about that dad offered to cheat a new mom, otherwise mom burst yesterday. yes, uh, in general, the humor itself is simply changing, because the generation is changing, it’s normal for them not to. now tell them jokes about brezhnev. of course, they will giggle, but they will not understand anything, of course, one can draw a conclusion. and here is olya, i don’t know. you probably agree too what you teach children. tell jokes. for example, you say this genre now, like it’s gone, but why not bring it back? so, for this, i kind of made this program, yes, a joke, but in order to, well , this genre cannot be for years, on which the whole country lives, and there people vied with each other to tell jokes there and it was cool to know and be able to tell . it's kind of there right away, you're a cool guy girls look differently. and we just don't do it now. no, wait. so maybe it's just now somehow. yes, now the genre of reality, but more popular. well, firstly, right now yes, here is a life story using the services. e you younger kids. you just said, here are yours which are 15-16. yes, there are already trying some there, and you tell the younger ones. here, well, you explain some jokes here, these memes, what's the matter? or they show. well, i forgive any kind of humor at home, yes, that is, they, for example, i have prankkinkers. it also has this kind. well, yes, well, it's also interesting to play scary, i thought about leaving. yes, some are jumping out at me pillows like that. and what is the name in honor of the pranksters called it here, my children laugh at themselves, that is, when they fall. i understand that this is not a dangerous fall, they are without injury, then, of course, i also begin to applaud bravo cool fell laugh at themselves people fall. well, that is, in any case, you encourage humor and maybe after our program. at least you will start talking there, imagine coming home. olya so children, i need to think seriously, i have an encyclopedia of our home humor. i can do this for all parents. advise, because all these children's stories are funny. they are forgotten very quickly, even if it’s one child and it seems to you that i will always remember all this , it’s not like you forget very quickly, and i wrote down all their jokes in a notebook, and now everyone has there is a child. actually your encyclopedia of humor. well , you see how he does it, and you taught me all the time there on some short ones on harms on teff. i understand that for me to have a generation is already lost. there is, in general now to children. yes, for example, they read, well, in general, they can be stunned yes, and also, like stefi and others. uh, the authors have short stories where everything is lined up and it turns out to be some kind of funny. uh situation. at kharms, for example, there are these grandmothers who fell out, you remember, but now the child is there . that's it to say that oh, it's cool, yes, two grandmothers in the church were measured, who will pray to whom? whoever stops someone on the muscles is like that, she thinks that she is more than all these, this is uh such. here is the humor of the time. yes now we we already perceive it, how beautiful humor is. yes, there are some jokes. well, a lot, so teach your child to tell funny stories, funny situations. humor - it means to study it logically to think and to speak beautifully. in principle, that is, the anecdote develops, yes. i’m still a cancer, when i started working, i also worked with bachin’s stellavin, there was such a popular very popular show in the late nineties and early 2000s, so this block is very caustic sexually political humor, amazing talented people, it me and formed a joke, you know how tv comes and says so you have people in your area, you know, they are popular, which everyone knows. oh, we have a watchman tikhonych, he is 92 years old, the women love him. directly speaks every day to him a joint goes. well, they come to him to interview, they usually look at him as an old man, you know, he sits with an eyebrow, a shaggy beard , to guess what is not all. well, tell me how to survive. well, now, i'm already an old man sitting here that i don't go anywhere. i'm here. well, maybe you know some songs for women especially. no, well, just like here i am, i'm sitting here, i don't go anywhere, no. well, you are women, well, how would you lure these, he says, no, well, what, i don’t go anywhere. i'm sitting here, she says quietly well , why do you love women so much? yes, i don’t know , said tikhonovich. i twirled my furry eyebrows with my tongue. so, vadim's advice vadim if it means that you will meet a beautiful young girl, approached her and asked her for a telephone number, and she severely shaved you off and did not want to meet with you. do not worry, you just need to relax to come home and play with grandchildren, it's soothing. good thank you for your advice. nothing, boy. please tell me, dad , his daughter a fairy tale, he says it was with the king, shaking, the son was the first smart kid, the middle one was this way and that, but, and the third one was a fool, was he sick, or what? no, why are you getting worse and worse every time , and it happens. yeah, well, gotta remember, you see, anyway. here you can imagine such a family about a large family anyway, let olya down, let's have time hmm limited. unfortunately. i think the audience. hey, we 'll be forgiven. uh for the small number of jokes told, because we are mostly girls here we are. yes, we figured out uh, let's say psychologically. prepared not to tell a single anecdote. yes, he's handsome too. here. imagine imagine that we are not just guests of the program. and we don't know you such beautiful girls, sitting chicks. and now you're in the bar, you sort of sat down with us , we model, we'll get there. yes, we will go straight from night to morning. so you sat down with us and want to somehow interest us own person. you understand that in order for a woman to lie down in bed, you need to make her laugh. well , make us laugh, cheburashka comes running and says gena gene sends oranges to us. he is class. he says, 10 pieces, each has seven genes, says, wait for more goosebumps and how is it like, maybe 10 oranges in each village says, well, again you start boring, i don’t know, i already ate my families. let's sum up some small result friends. today we uh talked about whether or not to tell jokes to children. should children? can you tell jokes yourself? and in principle, let's agree on what to do with the mothers. so we all agree and well , maybe you will argue with us, but we came to the conclusion that, uh, kid, tell jokes. he improves himself, his speech is more connected. he then once will convey more information competently. well, as an adult. i don’t know, it grows there and integrates into our culture, integrates into the culture, besides this. tell jokes. e teaches the child to be witty to understand the meaning of what was said much faster than a child who does not understand what is it about well, it is very important, then in society these are people who understand humor. yes, as it were, well, there is someone you can play a joke on there and so on, that is, do you agree that jokes are useful for children? yes, it's a pleasure to work with you. i also remembered a joke. tell jokes to children. teach children to tell jokes. yes, this genre has changed a little, but nonetheless. uh, this is a very useful story that in your family will not only be a guarantee of good mood, but it will also give your child the opportunity to feel calm, well , somewhere in another company and then it will probably come in handy in life too, yes, but it will allow him to take the place of vadim galygin because he will grow old. good morning friends , we can’t change it like that, thank you very much, and thank you girls. i wish you good morning broadcasts, and so that you are like this, and this is always done, charge everyone with a good mood, like our program, all the best, friends. this is a podcast of paw jokes, and i'm vadim galygin and svetlana
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