"and i am a wilderness explorer in tribe 54, sweat lodge 12.ir?" no. i could help you cross the street. no. i could help you cross your yard. no. i could help you cross your porch. no. well, i gotta help you cross something. no. i'm doing fine. "good afternoon. my name is russell." (carl stammering) kid... kid. a wilderness explorer "in tribe 54, sweat lodge 12." i... slow down. kid! "are you in need of any assistance..." thank you, but i don't need any help! "...today, sir?" russell: ow. proceed. "good afternoon..." but skip to the end! see these? these are my wilderness explorer badges. you may notice one is missing. it's my assisting the elderly badge. if i get it, i will become a senior wilderness explorer. "the wilderness must be explored!" kaw kaw, raaar! (hearing aid screeches) it's gonna be great! there's a big ceremony, and all the dads come, and they pin on our badges. so, you want to assist an old person? yep! then i'll be a senior wilderness explorer. you ever heard of a snipe? snipe? bird. beady eyes. every night it sneaks in my ya