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well, i don't know, sweetie. first the apples, now this. maybe ed thinks we're running an all-night cafeteria. it just doesn't seem possible. there you are. look for yourself. now do you believe me? he has only two fish left. yours. your horse left only the cheap ones. i've got a suggestion. say, "roger, here's your $65 back." now, wait a minute. we don't have any proof. proof? when your horse ate my apples he got the hiccups. what do you expect him to do now? swim upstream? kay: oh, addison... keep out of this, kay. now, wilbur, this is the last straw. either you sell that horse, or don't bother to come around here anymore. well, i'm sorry, roge, but i am not selling ed. goodbye, wilbur. come, carol. but... carol. ed: oh. why so busy? why so busy? what is this? a lynching party? i just lost a good neighbor. because you broke your word. but i didn't, wilbur! i didn't eat the fish. i don't like fish. sorry, ed. i don't believe you. i didn't eat the fish. i didn't eat the fish. (hiccups) that's apples. oh, i wish the boys would make up. wilbu
well, i don't know, sweetie. first the apples, now this. maybe ed thinks we're running an all-night cafeteria. it just doesn't seem possible. there you are. look for yourself. now do you believe me? he has only two fish left. yours. your horse left only the cheap ones. i've got a suggestion. say, "roger, here's your $65 back." now, wait a minute. we don't have any proof. proof? when your horse ate my apples he got the hiccups. what do you expect him to do now? swim upstream? kay: oh,...
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well, i've been doing it for 20 years, sweetie. oh, kay, you know you and roger are crazy about each other. yeah, but that's the only thing that's holding our marriage together. [both laughing] well! well. [laughing] gee, you look terrific, kay. oh, well, thank you, wilbur. you--you look very beautiful in that outfit, carol. thank you. well, when do we start, clint? but we can't have a western without our killer, where's black bart addison? isn't he dressed yet? he was dressed hours ago. when i left him, the killer was in the garden, spraying his apples. addison, we're ready! (addison) coming, kay. i reckon i don't have to tell you my name, sheriff. no. i hear you're the fastest spray gun in town. [laughing] all right, i hope we haven't forgotten everything from our last rehearsal. killer, i think you'd better wait in the kitchen until you hear your cue. cue? cue. oh, yeah. sure. maybe i'll kill a roast beef sandwich while i'm waiting. all right, places, everyone. all right, curtain. [sighing] howdy, miss flossie. you promised me y
well, i've been doing it for 20 years, sweetie. oh, kay, you know you and roger are crazy about each other. yeah, but that's the only thing that's holding our marriage together. [both laughing] well! well. [laughing] gee, you look terrific, kay. oh, well, thank you, wilbur. you--you look very beautiful in that outfit, carol. thank you. well, when do we start, clint? but we can't have a western without our killer, where's black bart addison? isn't he dressed yet? he was dressed hours ago. when i...
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sweetie, no. $5 million an event. we'd do five, six a year. so just so we're clear. you spend $500,000 to make $5 million? it's called deficit financing. it's how tv works. and all you need is a product? well, that's what they are -- products. u get the girls with trianna, you get the boys with mma. and there's always another fresh-faced prince ready to go through the singing/dancing mill in florida. occasionally we let one be a lesbian. keeps the press on their toes. i want in. oh! it's not that easy, sugar. i have an agreement. agreement? the man's a fraud. but guess what. i already stole his best fighter, and have him slotted into a card this week. but wells has already agreed to put up half my production costs. well, how's this? i'll put up all of it. [ chuces ] sweetie, you're talking half a million dollars of your own money. no, no, no. unh-unh. that's not gonna work. well, look, you said it yourself -- you need product, and that's what i've got. you and i -- we understand each other. we think alike. and i've got an equity line on my gym i can tap. you'll have
sweetie, no. $5 million an event. we'd do five, six a year. so just so we're clear. you spend $500,000 to make $5 million? it's called deficit financing. it's how tv works. and all you need is a product? well, that's what they are -- products. u get the girls with trianna, you get the boys with mma. and there's always another fresh-faced prince ready to go through the singing/dancing mill in florida. occasionally we let one be a lesbian. keeps the press on their toes. i want in. oh! it's not...
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-oh, no, sweetie. you stay and get acquainted with your new neighbor. the reason i like this neighborhood is because it's so quiet. yes, it's just like the country. if not for tv, wilbur and i wouldn't know what to do evenings. i hope you don't play it too loudly. no, no, no. very low. i'll be honest with you, mr. post. one of the reasons i'm selling my house is because of a noisy neighbor. i got tired of calling the police. i hope you don't have any dogs or cats or parrots. no. just a horse. he's very quiet. walks around the barn in house slippers. you don't take anything seriously, do you, mr. post? you'll get used to his sense of humor. i doubt it. by the way, mrs. post, what time do you turn on your sprinklers? why do you ask? i come home at precisely 6:00, and i don't like to risk walking on slippery pavements. lawsuits can be very costly. i've, uh, drawn up the letter of agreement, mr. douglas. -oh, yes. -now, if you'll sign right here, please. thank you. well, did you find you have anything in common? so far, just a wet sidewalk. uh, here, uh...
-oh, no, sweetie. you stay and get acquainted with your new neighbor. the reason i like this neighborhood is because it's so quiet. yes, it's just like the country. if not for tv, wilbur and i wouldn't know what to do evenings. i hope you don't play it too loudly. no, no, no. very low. i'll be honest with you, mr. post. one of the reasons i'm selling my house is because of a noisy neighbor. i got tired of calling the police. i hope you don't have any dogs or cats or parrots. no. just a horse....
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[mother] hey sweetie. [dad] sorry about that. what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no. [mother] isn't it so great?i think we found it. [announcer]redfin pays its agents based on your happiness...
[mother] hey sweetie. [dad] sorry about that. what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no. [mother] isn't it so great?i think we found it. [announcer]redfin pays its agents based on your happiness...
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well, remember sweetie. wilbur is suffering much more than you are. oh sure. right now, he's bowling his little heart out. when i got home a few minutes ago, all i found was a note and some corn plasters. oh kay, i think i'll quit my job. you can't quit! i was against this, honey. but. well if you give up now, wilbur will never let you hear the end of it. i know, but i... here they come. remember what a nasty laugh wilbur has. put these on. quick! rog, come on in. help me carry my exhausted little breadwinner up to bed. all right. oh kay, i wish you'd been there. it would have been so much fun with you. you would have loved it! oh addison hasn't taken me dancing in a thousand years. she doesn't look like she needs to be carried to bed, does she? no. but you do. don't look so worried. smile. one-two, cha cha cha. one-two, cha cha cha. honey, we home. oh, hi boys. oh, what a night! -you are worn out, uh? -oh no! oh, no, i never knew work could be so much fun! imagine being paid for doing something you just love. isn't that swell? one-two, cha cha cha. one-two, c
well, remember sweetie. wilbur is suffering much more than you are. oh sure. right now, he's bowling his little heart out. when i got home a few minutes ago, all i found was a note and some corn plasters. oh kay, i think i'll quit my job. you can't quit! i was against this, honey. but. well if you give up now, wilbur will never let you hear the end of it. i know, but i... here they come. remember what a nasty laugh wilbur has. put these on. quick! rog, come on in. help me carry my exhausted...
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hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoonpeveryone. nmorning rituals are special. when you share what you love... ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. they're grrreat! working on my feet all day gave me pain here. in my knees. rbut now, i step on this machine and get my number which matches my dr. scholl'sp custom fit orthotic inserts. now i get immediate reliefr from my foot pain. tmy knee pain. find a machine at drscholls.com pet moments are beautiful, unless you have allergies. then your eyes may see it differently. only flonase is approved to relieve both your itchy,z watery eyes and congestion. pno other nasal allergy spray can say that. complete allergy relief or incomplete. let your eyes decide. flonase changes everything. no one burns on my watch! p try alka-seltzer heartburn reliefchews. p they work fast and don't taste chalky. mmm...amazing. i have heartburn. alka-seltzer heartburn rreliefchews. enjoy the relief. enough pressure in here for ya? i'm gonna take mucinex sinus-max. too late, we're about tot take off. r
hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoonpeveryone. nmorning rituals are special. when you share what you love... ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. they're grrreat! working on my feet all day gave me pain here. in my knees. rbut now, i step on this machine and get my number which matches my dr. scholl'sp custom fit orthotic inserts. now i get immediate reliefr from my foot pain. tmy knee pain. find a machine at drscholls.com pet moments are beautiful,...
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what are you doing, sweetie? oh, just looking through some of wilbur's old college yearbooks, just for laughs. oh? when i want laughs, i go through some of addison's old checkbooks. he calls it strolling down memory lane. -gladys hodges. -oh, now, sweetie. don't take that lie detector seriously. i am surprised at you, being jealous over your husband's old girlfriend. you're right, kay. i guess i was being childish, worrying about wilbur's past. i mean, after all, what if she was a beautiful girl? that's all over with now. maybe he thinks of her occasionally. maybe he even writes to her now and then. maybe he phones her once in a while. maybe he sneaks off and takes her to lunch occasionally. i'll kill her. -help me. -yeah. there you go. -you found her. -bingo. yup, here's where wilbur did his browsing before he bought your store. kay: read what it says about her. "phi beta kappa, captain of debating team, "president of literary honorary society, "winner of socrates award, school of philosophy." i thought so... ju
what are you doing, sweetie? oh, just looking through some of wilbur's old college yearbooks, just for laughs. oh? when i want laughs, i go through some of addison's old checkbooks. he calls it strolling down memory lane. -gladys hodges. -oh, now, sweetie. don't take that lie detector seriously. i am surprised at you, being jealous over your husband's old girlfriend. you're right, kay. i guess i was being childish, worrying about wilbur's past. i mean, after all, what if she was a beautiful...
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now, sweetie, don't do anything rash. you've only been married for a short while. it takes years of living together for a couple to really hate each other. if wilbur wants me back, he'll know where i am. i'm going to visit mother for a while. maybe a few weeks, maybe a month. oh, now that's being silly. oh? you spend the night soaking that horse's feet, and i'm silly! well, he happens to be sick. i'm sick, too. sick of your treating your horse better than you do your wife. now, just a moment, both of you. what's needed here is a calm, cool head. he's right. where can we find one? carol, wilbur, this whole thing can be settled in a quiet, mature way. why don't you let some unbiased party hear both sides, and then have him tell you what he thinks? fine. ok with me. all right. now, carol, as i see it, you hate that 4-legged bindlestiff out there. a feeling which i share with you completely. oh, i want a lawyer. roger, i don't hate mister ed. i'm very fond of him. what i object to is the way wilbur pampers him. surely, as his wife, i'm entitled to a little attention. c
now, sweetie, don't do anything rash. you've only been married for a short while. it takes years of living together for a couple to really hate each other. if wilbur wants me back, he'll know where i am. i'm going to visit mother for a while. maybe a few weeks, maybe a month. oh, now that's being silly. oh? you spend the night soaking that horse's feet, and i'm silly! well, he happens to be sick. i'm sick, too. sick of your treating your horse better than you do your wife. now, just a moment,...
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hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoon everyone. morning rituals are special. when you share what you love... ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. >>> this morning on "today," digital dangers in the wake of this weekend's deadly shooting ram page rampage. >>> and now to sports, the golden state warjures riors is the fastest to win 50 games. but it almost didn't happen. steph curry hit five three shake dance moves in the process. he finished with 36 as golden state improves 50-5. >>> and a weird one off the court for kyrie irving, he says hotel bed bugs caused his flu-like symptoms thursday. they did confirm that bed bugs were found in irving's room. he was back in action against them. virginia at home. the hurricanes managed a late surge to hold on for the upset. from the hard court to the court room, jury selection began in the case against sports broadcaster aaron andrews against the franchise owner man who admitted to secretly taking nude pictures of andrews in 2008. the trial is expected to last about two weeks. >>> i
hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoon everyone. morning rituals are special. when you share what you love... ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. >>> this morning on "today," digital dangers in the wake of this weekend's deadly shooting ram page rampage. >>> and now to sports, the golden state warjures riors is the fastest to win 50 games. but it almost didn't happen. steph curry hit five three shake dance moves in the process....
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uh, thanks for calling, sweetie. oh, addison, guess what. some idiot is taking his wife along on a hunting trip. oh, we'll make a perfect foursome. that's right. wilbur, carol, you, and the horse. oh, addison, you're impossible. roger. roger, we have got to take carol with us. the poor kid is coughing her head off. and the doctor says that it's going to get worse unless the rains and weather clears up and the air gets a little better. but you know how dry it's been lately, rog. well, ed, the girls are going along with us, so tomorrow at the crack of dawn we'll be heading for the tall timber. i'm not going. what do you mean? i thought you were excited about this trip. i just read my horoscope, and the news is not good. ed, what are you talking about? disaster will befall me. look, will you forget about these superstitions? nothing can happen to you. why, you walk around with four horseshoes all the time. i wouldn't leave this barn tomorrow for all the carrots in kansas. ed, i'm surprised at you. don't you know that superstition is based on ig
uh, thanks for calling, sweetie. oh, addison, guess what. some idiot is taking his wife along on a hunting trip. oh, we'll make a perfect foursome. that's right. wilbur, carol, you, and the horse. oh, addison, you're impossible. roger. roger, we have got to take carol with us. the poor kid is coughing her head off. and the doctor says that it's going to get worse unless the rains and weather clears up and the air gets a little better. but you know how dry it's been lately, rog. well, ed, the...
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sweetie, where is the morning paper? uh, maybe it didn't come. well, i can't eat my breakfast without reading a paper. i'll go out and buy one. honey, you'll get the paper tomorrow. the only difference between tomorrow's newspaper and today's newspaper is the news. sweetheart, have you been wearing your curlers too tight? i'll be right back. [chuckles] "sincerely, roger addison." oh, so roger wants to get rid of the bridle path. wilbur better know about this. carol, every time i go to get up, you push me down. why? uh, i'm timing your eggs that way. [phone ringing] honey, that is the phone. what a sweet wife i've got. [phone ringing] sometimes i wish i understood her. hello. hi, this is ed. hold onto your hat. i want to read you something that addison put in today's paper. [clearing throat] "dear mister editor, "i've resided in this community for 21 years, and..." [ed continues reading] that addision can't think of anything but golf. (kay) addison. yes? addison. writing a letter like that when wilbur is our next-door neighbor, and carol is my dea
sweetie, where is the morning paper? uh, maybe it didn't come. well, i can't eat my breakfast without reading a paper. i'll go out and buy one. honey, you'll get the paper tomorrow. the only difference between tomorrow's newspaper and today's newspaper is the news. sweetheart, have you been wearing your curlers too tight? i'll be right back. [chuckles] "sincerely, roger addison." oh, so roger wants to get rid of the bridle path. wilbur better know about this. carol, every time i go to...
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[mother] hey sweetie. [dad] sorry about that. what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no. [mother] isn't it so great?i think we found it. [announcer]redfin pays its agents based on your happiness... that's real estate, redefined. here's the truth -- some have proposed to cut social security for the elderly and disabled vets. in fact, not only should we not cut benefits -- we should expand them. and cost of living adjustments and raises minimum payments for low-income seniors. it will ensure that all seniors can retire with dignity and respect. i'm bernie sanders, and i approve this message. at wegmans we believe the best way to help you is to provide choices that offer you the best prices , quality and selection. you can save 30% or more. wegmans family pack. >>> following breaking news about a story we've been following for use in sunday night we first told you than that a three-year-old suffered traumatic injuries alternate will learning the child has now died.do it six live outside the roxbury home where it all happened. >> reporter: just about two and half three hours
[mother] hey sweetie. [dad] sorry about that. what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no. [mother] isn't it so great?i think we found it. [announcer]redfin pays its agents based on your happiness... that's real estate, redefined. here's the truth -- some have proposed to cut social security for the elderly and disabled vets. in fact, not only should we not cut benefits -- we should expand them. and cost of living adjustments and raises minimum payments for low-income seniors. it will ensure...
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for a different kind of medicine, hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoon everyone. morning rituals are special. when you share what you love... ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. >>> this morning on "today" digital dangers in the wake of this week's shooting rampage and look how uber drivers and how other services are actually vetted. >>> let's get you caught up with sports with my friend darren brown. >> yeah, the golden state win 35050 games but i had. seth curry hit five three-pointers while trying to do dance move in the process. he finished as they improved and a weird one off the court and he says that hotel bed bugs caused his flu like symptoms on monday. hilton did confirm that bed bugs were found in the room. he was back in action against detroit and they managed the take the cavs 96 to 98. going from the 25 defeat in carolina and taking on number three virginia at home. they managed the late surge to hold on for the 64-61 update. courtroom. the case filed be by andrews and that was by -- open
for a different kind of medicine, hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoon everyone. morning rituals are special. when you share what you love... ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. >>> this morning on "today" digital dangers in the wake of this week's shooting rampage and look how uber drivers and how other services are actually vetted. >>> let's get you caught up with sports with my friend darren brown. >> yeah, the golden...
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[mother] hey sweetie. [dad] sorry about that. what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no. [mother] isn't it so great?i think we found it. [announcer]redfin pays its agents based on your happiness... that's real estate, redefined. >> abc 7 news at noon, on your side. jummy: a terrifying scene in san diego where a man was killed when a massive tree crashed his car. feetree was about eight wide and came down during severe weather yesterday. three other cars were damaged but no one was inside at the time. it took hours to clear away enough of the tree to remove the victim. the ntsb will release an update on last year's deadly amtrak crash in philadelphia. more than 2000 pages of documents will be made public. the train was heading from d.c. to new york when it crashed and killed eight people, injured more than 200. a final report is expected later on this year. amtrak trying to determine what struck and acela train from d.c. to new york last night. the crew stop the train and inspected the damage, and we are told no one was hurt. gears, after months of 2016igning, tonight vote
[mother] hey sweetie. [dad] sorry about that. what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no. [mother] isn't it so great?i think we found it. [announcer]redfin pays its agents based on your happiness... that's real estate, redefined. >> abc 7 news at noon, on your side. jummy: a terrifying scene in san diego where a man was killed when a massive tree crashed his car. feetree was about eight wide and came down during severe weather yesterday. three other cars were damaged but no one was...
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[mother] hey sweetie. [dad] sorry about that. what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no.isn't it so great?i think we found it. [announcer]redfin pays its agents based on yhaour happiness... that's real estate, redefined. >> welcome to "bachelor" fan favorites week. every day we're playing with some of your favorite people from my other shows, "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette," and i can't wait to pop the question. the one for $1 million. so let's play "who wants to be a millionaire." [dramatic music] ♪ hey, everybody, i'm chris harrison. welcome to the show. are you guys ready to play a special "millionaire" today? it is "bachelor" fan favorites week, and our returning "bachelor" fan favorite is quite possibly the most lovable bachelor we have ever had on the show. after being eliminated by trista on the original "bachelorette," he returned as "the bachelor" himself, and now he's returning to our stage, donating his winnings today to food finders. please welcome back my man bob guiney. [cheers and applau]
[mother] hey sweetie. [dad] sorry about that. what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no.isn't it so great?i think we found it. [announcer]redfin pays its agents based on yhaour happiness... that's real estate, redefined. >> welcome to "bachelor" fan favorites week. every day we're playing with some of your favorite people from my other shows, "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette," and i can't wait to pop the question. the one for $1 million. so let's...
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hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoon everyone. morning rituals are special. when you share what you love... ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. they're grrreat! (baseball on tv in background) with heart failure, danger is always on the rise. symptoms worsen because your heart isn't pumping well. (water filling room) about 50 percent of people die (dog whimpering) within 5 years of getting diagnosed. but there's something you can do. failure treatment options. because the more you know, the more likely you are...v (dog whimpering) to keep it pumping. >>> now to entertainment news. morgan freeman is the new voice of waves. the traffic app. he was one of the most requested voices. >>> and the smithsonian unveiled a portrait from netflix "house of cards." and netflix released a statement through underwood, that i'm one step closer to convincing the world that i am president. >> what is your favorite super power out of all the super hire heroes? >> that was "batman v superman" actor calling out ben affflek. they can interac
hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoon everyone. morning rituals are special. when you share what you love... ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. they're grrreat! (baseball on tv in background) with heart failure, danger is always on the rise. symptoms worsen because your heart isn't pumping well. (water filling room) about 50 percent of people die (dog whimpering) within 5 years of getting diagnosed. but there's something you can do. failure treatment...
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Feb 23, 2016
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hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoon everyone. morning rituals are special. when you share what you love... ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. they're grrreat! live in a pick and choose world. choose, choose, choose. but at bedtime... ...why settle for this? enter sleep number and the ultimate sleep number sleepiq technology tells you how well you slept and what adjustments you can make. you like the bed soft. he's more hardcore. so your sleep goes from good to great to wow! only at a sleep number store, all beds on sale. right now find our c2 queen mattress starting at only $599.99. know better sleep with sleep number. >>> this morning on "today," digital dangers in the wake of this weekend's deadly shooting ram page rampage. >>> and now to sports, the golden state warjures riors is the fastest to win 50 games. but it almost didn't happen. steph curry hit five three pointers while displaying shimmy process. he finished with 36 as golden state improves 50-5. >>> and a weird one off the court for kyrie irving, he says
hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoon everyone. morning rituals are special. when you share what you love... ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. they're grrreat! live in a pick and choose world. choose, choose, choose. but at bedtime... ...why settle for this? enter sleep number and the ultimate sleep number sleepiq technology tells you how well you slept and what adjustments you can make. you like the bed soft. he's more hardcore. so your sleep goes from...
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hi, sweetie. i've just got to talk to you. what did roger say about your going to san francisco with us? that's what i came to see you about. sit down, kay, sit down. oh, he came home in a terrible mood. yeah? what happened? well, he went downtown to pay a traffic fine, and when he crossed the street to the court, he got a citation for jaywalking. two tickets, huh? three. when he got to his car, he found one for overparking. he's got to take it easy. any more tickets like that, he won't be able to drive, walk, or stand still. oh, wilbur, i'm dying to go away with you and carol this weekend, but, well, i wish you would try to get addison in a better mood before i ask him. you mean cheer him up? well, at least get him to stop crying. leave it to me, kay. you just get packing right now. oh, thanks, sweetie. san francisco, here i come. i just said start packing. let's hope it's not for reno. you do all this research on a perfect car then smash it into a tree. your insurance company raises your rates. maybe you should have done mor
hi, sweetie. i've just got to talk to you. what did roger say about your going to san francisco with us? that's what i came to see you about. sit down, kay, sit down. oh, he came home in a terrible mood. yeah? what happened? well, he went downtown to pay a traffic fine, and when he crossed the street to the court, he got a citation for jaywalking. two tickets, huh? three. when he got to his car, he found one for overparking. he's got to take it easy. any more tickets like that, he won't be able...
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for a different kind of medicine, hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoon everyone. morning rituals are special. when you share what you love... ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. today you can do everything in just one click, even keep your toilet clean and fresh. introducing lysol click gel. click it in to enjoy clean freshness with every flush. lysol. start healthing. yeah, click >>> this morning on "today," digital dangers in the wake of this weekend's deadly shooting ram page rampage. >>> and now to sports, the golden state warjuresriors is the fastest to win 50 games. but it almost didn't happen. steph curry hit five three pointers while displaying shimmy process. state improves 50-5. >>> and a weird one off the court for kyrie irving, he says hotel bed bugs caused his flu-like symptoms thursday. they did confirm that bed bugs were found in irving's room. he was back in action against detroit but they managed to take them. >>> and taking on number three virginia at home. the hurricanes managed a l
for a different kind of medicine, hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoon everyone. morning rituals are special. when you share what you love... ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. today you can do everything in just one click, even keep your toilet clean and fresh. introducing lysol click gel. click it in to enjoy clean freshness with every flush. lysol. start healthing. yeah, click >>> this morning on "today," digital dangers in the...
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well, i don't know, sweetie. the way they keep raising and lowering the skirts these days, we might as well wear venetian blinds. [laughs] just tell her those beach lizards have no right squatting on my property. they're as good as unsquatted, right now. (kay) carol, this may be a little bit too short. but you're tiny. maybe you can get away with it. you'll see. that's right. and i think... yes, what do you think, wilbur? i think that, um... i--i think, uh... i think that hem is much too high. oh, but wilbur, they're showing knees this year. they're also showing navel oranges. honey, don't be so old-fashioned. old-fashioned? i just don't like my wife parading her kneecaps in public. don't you think i'm right, rog'? wilbur, the beach. on the beach, it's all right to show your kneecaps. (kay) what a wonderful idea, carol. why don't we all go to the beach this sunday? oh, i'd love it! we could lie around in the sun and-- yeah! we could play records. we could build a bonfire. we could toast weenies. we could ride sur
well, i don't know, sweetie. the way they keep raising and lowering the skirts these days, we might as well wear venetian blinds. [laughs] just tell her those beach lizards have no right squatting on my property. they're as good as unsquatted, right now. (kay) carol, this may be a little bit too short. but you're tiny. maybe you can get away with it. you'll see. that's right. and i think... yes, what do you think, wilbur? i think that, um... i--i think, uh... i think that hem is much too high....
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hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoon everyone. morning rituals are special. ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. they're grrreat! hi dad. uh huh. yeah...sorry about that. think about it there must be higher love down in the heart what do you think? and in the stars above hi ted, glad you could join us, we think you're going to like these numbers. bring me a higher love >>> this morning on "today," digital dangers in the wake of this weekend's deadly shooting ram page rampage. >>> and now to sports, the golden state warjuresriors is the fastest to win 50 games. but it almost didn't happen. steph curry hit five three pointers while displaying shimmy shake dance moves in the process. he finished with 36 as golden state improves 50-5. >>> and a weird one off the hotel bed bugs caused his flu-like symptoms thursday. they did confirm that bed bugs were found in irving's room. he was back in action against detroit but they managed to take them. >>> and taking on number three virginia at home. the hurricanes managed a late surg
hey sweetie, it's time. eye of the tiger tv anncr: good afternoon everyone. morning rituals are special. ...with who you love. kellogg's frosted flakes. they're grrreat! hi dad. uh huh. yeah...sorry about that. think about it there must be higher love down in the heart what do you think? and in the stars above hi ted, glad you could join us, we think you're going to like these numbers. bring me a higher love >>> this morning on "today," digital dangers in the wake of this...
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[mother] hey sweetie. [dad] sorry about that. what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no. [mother] isn't it so great?i think we found it. [announcer]redfin pays its agents based on your happiness... that's real estate, redefined. >> you're watching abc 7 news at noon, on your side. jummy: the first case of the zika viruses been confirmed in maryland. the person had recently traveled to the country where it is active. this comes as the world health organization said possible vaccines are at least 18 months away from large-scale trials. the virus is spreading rapidly across latin america. waving president obama's request for more money to combat the virus. we turned about 2016 and the fireworks for flying at last i still got a debate. bernie sanders and hillary clinton squared off for the first time since sanders' big win in new hampshire. candidates are gearing up for the next republican battle in south carolina. by the cannot he has the latest. >> let's not insult the reporter: looking to keep up momentum, bernie sanders keeps of the charge against big-money influence. >>
[mother] hey sweetie. [dad] sorry about that. what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no. [mother] isn't it so great?i think we found it. [announcer]redfin pays its agents based on your happiness... that's real estate, redefined. >> you're watching abc 7 news at noon, on your side. jummy: the first case of the zika viruses been confirmed in maryland. the person had recently traveled to the country where it is active. this comes as the world health organization said possible vaccines...
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and that's washable, sweetie. >> you can wash it. >> let's bring other our -- pamela, come on out, sweetie. big round of applause for both our ladies. >> jill and even sxid advance nid and vanessa and everybody backstage. two people who prove it's never too late for love. >> everyone has a story coming story. >> i can't wait. nice job, ladies! can a toothpaste do everything well? this clean was like pow! it added this other level of clean to it. it just kinda like...wiped everything clean. 6x cleaning my teeth are glowing. they are so white. 6x whitening i actually really like the 2 steps. step 1, cleans step 2, whitens. every time i use this together, it felt like... ...leaving the dentist office. crest hd. 6x cleaning, 6x whitening i would switch to crest hd over what i was using before. there's a more enjoyable way to get your fiber. try phillips' fiber good gummies plus energy support. helps support regularity convert food to energy. mmmmm, these are good! nice work, phillips! the tasty side of fiber, from phillips'. for my frequent heartburn because you can't beat zero heartburn! pril
and that's washable, sweetie. >> you can wash it. >> let's bring other our -- pamela, come on out, sweetie. big round of applause for both our ladies. >> jill and even sxid advance nid and vanessa and everybody backstage. two people who prove it's never too late for love. >> everyone has a story coming story. >> i can't wait. nice job, ladies! can a toothpaste do everything well? this clean was like pow! it added this other level of clean to it. it just kinda...
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. >> hi sweetie. hi. >> hi, sweetie. >> reporter: jammy can't hold her 2 pound puppy cocoa who is sick with parvo less than week from bringing her home. >> we jut want her to come home. >> reporter: jammy and her boyfriend mark say they loved cocoa the instant they saw the 8 week old dog at love laughlin kennel in oxford with testimonials from friends they came with a 14-day health guarantee. >> the rough incubation speared is -- period is 3 to # days. >> reporter: they say there's no way to know where she caught parvo but in the five days she was at home she was not in contact with other dogs. when i called laughlin kennel one who said she was an office manager refused to talk to me. this is not the first encounter with unwanted attention. last year, they set up a facebook page called the truth about laughlin kennel specifically to refute false allegations. the kennel owner did eventually send a statement which says in part that "they requested the puppy be returned to us for a refund but the custome
. >> hi sweetie. hi. >> hi, sweetie. >> reporter: jammy can't hold her 2 pound puppy cocoa who is sick with parvo less than week from bringing her home. >> we jut want her to come home. >> reporter: jammy and her boyfriend mark say they loved cocoa the instant they saw the 8 week old dog at love laughlin kennel in oxford with testimonials from friends they came with a 14-day health guarantee. >> the rough incubation speared is -- period is 3 to # days....
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that's disturbing, sweetie. why haley? it was her journal. you read my journal? you little creep! sorry! i couldn't help it! wait, haley's journal, too? luke, you are now banned from the computer. what? what happened? who's in trouble? luke read my journal! i told you it wasn't me! i'm gonna kill you! haley, calm down. what, you're not even gonna yell at him? that was private! oh, please. the most shocking thing in there was your spelling. you read it, too? am i the only one who hasn't read it? i was looking through the computers in the house for pornography. [ scoffs ] sick. not for me. i wanted to see what you guys are looking at. so you're violating our privacy. when i find out that my children are looking at a naked picture online, they don't have any privacy. who was looking at naked pictures? that doesn't matter. i wasn't. it wasn't me! that's gross! i'm 10! wait a minute. what's wrong with you people? if it wasn't you, who was it? mangia! rosa, thank you for coming. gracias. carlos, let me know how it works out with that dentist. victor, you owe me a dance. yes, i'm a carin
that's disturbing, sweetie. why haley? it was her journal. you read my journal? you little creep! sorry! i couldn't help it! wait, haley's journal, too? luke, you are now banned from the computer. what? what happened? who's in trouble? luke read my journal! i told you it wasn't me! i'm gonna kill you! haley, calm down. what, you're not even gonna yell at him? that was private! oh, please. the most shocking thing in there was your spelling. you read it, too? am i the only one who hasn't read it?...
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take your sweetie to dinner. >> hint, hint! >>> the biggest music event of away. >> the 58th grammy awards air live here monday night. l. l. cool j. will host the grammys for the fifth consecutive year. taylor swift will open the show. she is up for seven awards, including album of the yore and she goes up against country star chris stapleton, the r&b artist the weekend and southern rockers alabama shakes. lady ga ga is set to make a tribute to the late david bowie. it is monday night at 8:00. >>> and daytona is revving four i'll tell you who has the pole for tomorrow's sprint unlimited judgement and the bolts look to put the brakes on their two- game skid in the i do everything on the internet. but, it's kind of slow. my friends say i should get fios i just downloaded 600 photos in 60 seconds. that's seriously better. (husband) we're out of 2%! i wonder what else could be better around here? (husband) i heard that. switching to better internet is now easier than ever. only fios has the fastest internet available, than cable. g
take your sweetie to dinner. >> hint, hint! >>> the biggest music event of away. >> the 58th grammy awards air live here monday night. l. l. cool j. will host the grammys for the fifth consecutive year. taylor swift will open the show. she is up for seven awards, including album of the yore and she goes up against country star chris stapleton, the r&b artist the weekend and southern rockers alabama shakes. lady ga ga is set to make a tribute to the late david bowie. it...
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[mother] hey sweetie. [dad] sorry about that. what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no. [mother] isn't it so great?i think we found it. based on your happiness... that's real estate, redefined. >>> we are heading to the basketball game tonight and what time does the snow show up? >> 6 to 12 with the winter weather advisory. but in the washington metro, 7:00, to 8:00, in the west, and out of here by 10:00, 10:30, cold this weekend and then monday looks like some snow before some rain on tuesday. >> so stay app to track that storm along with us. that will do it for the news at noon. we are back on tv at 5:00. he is howard bernstein. i'm mike hydeck. happy friday, everybody. take care. i do everything on the internet. but it's kind of slow. take care. my friends said i should get fios because it's the fastest... but i thought it would be too expensive... who's that, jenny? no kate...turns out they have a deal that cost me even less than my slow service. and it's 100 megs ...i just downloaded 600 photos in 60 seconds. that's seriously better. we're out of 2% then i thought,
[mother] hey sweetie. [dad] sorry about that. what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no. [mother] isn't it so great?i think we found it. based on your happiness... that's real estate, redefined. >>> we are heading to the basketball game tonight and what time does the snow show up? >> 6 to 12 with the winter weather advisory. but in the washington metro, 7:00, to 8:00, in the west, and out of here by 10:00, 10:30, cold this weekend and then monday looks like some snow before...