. >> i'm sorry that the grift didn't work out, sweetie. >> we could still go get mom's jewelry. >> i'll get the shovel. captioned by(b >> may 10, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ( captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to "the daily show," my name is jon stewart. we've got a nice show for you tonight. thanks for joining us. tonight on the program we have a young comedic actor, willis ferrell. (laughter) young gentleman's going to be joining us, i hear great things. really excited to meet him. let's begin tonight in the south. our hearts go out to those along the mississippi who are suffering not just from a catastrophic flood of water but also from a monsoon of media one upmanship. (laughter) the debilitating coverage began as the waters rose up to swallow one reporter's feet, creeping up to the knee, moving slowly up to the thigh, consuming the hips and finally, thank god, cresting at the nipple! (laughter and applause) the water crested at the nipple. (laughter) all these

hi, sweetie. [ beep ] man: how's it going, buddy? i'm bored. [ beep ] i think i'll ride my bike. [ tv playing ] [ beep ] it may never be this easy to help your kids find balance, but you have more power than you know. the we can! parents' handbook and web site can help you maximize that power. you'll learn how to help kids choose healthier foods... and how to make it fun for them to get active. who can help kids maintain a healthy weight? we can! visit the we can! web site for a free parents' handbook, plus tips, tools, and resources. a message from the u.s. department of health and human services. >>> for more information about the san francisco interfaith council, please call the number on the screen or go to the web at -- the web that you see on the screen. >>> welcome back to mosaic. i'm honored to be your host this morning. we'reing is a marvelous conversation about interfaith activity with michael and rita. we finished the last segment talking about how social justice issues and personal faith journey relationships form a parti

i'm a sweetie pie. nice guy. >> well, she started out with a nice girl. >> yeah, but i have testosterone curio curiousing through my veins now. >> you say much more sexually aggressive? >> not aggressive sexually. just a higher sex drive. like all men. it's different. >> it's more personal and more frequent. >> anatomically, chaz remains a woman from the waist down. medically, it's easier to successfully remove breasts than create a penis. so can you feel like a man without a penis? >> absolutely. i felt like a man before i was on testosterone. this is where i'm a man, always. that's not to say -- i'd like a penis. i really would like one. and i hope that some day i'll get one. >> and what is his famous mother's reaction? there's so much whispering and so much "cher doesn't really approve and cher doesn't really go for this." host: could switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? host: does the buck stop here? sfx: buck's blustery exhale. host: could switching to geico 15% or more

yes sometimes they like behind but then this is not a race it's an expedition there isn't a right sweetie but sometimes we have to discipline them sometimes we have to be carrying through this one for example needs comforting. it is up to the driver to choose which one he wants to train for the role of lead dog a lead dog needs to be quick witted keen on hard work and how the ability to inspire other dogs with its zeal. in the evening the expedition's dog drivers decide to hold a dog sled race special finish candles are used to mark out the route on the lake shore young women are entrusted with the job of driving this lets. people use their voice to control dogs during the speed race they don't you stick so lashes a goodly dog has no difficulty carrying out orders by anyone commanding a sled. grangeville guys. good go go go go. season sled dogs are unlikely to stray from a straight line even if two this is especially the case of the short distance having passed the finish line they could keep running. good. kid growing. another day of the arctic expedition is coming to an end. in the morn

hi, sweetie. [ beep ] man: how's it going, buddy? bored. [ beep ] i think i'll ride my bike. [ tv playing ] [ beep ] it may never be this easy to help your kids find balance but you have more power than you know. the we can! parents' handbook and web site can help you maximize that power. you'll learn how to help kids choose healthier foods... and how to make it fun for them to get active. who can help kids maintain a healthy weight? we can! visit the we can! web site for a free parents' handbook plus tips, tools and resources. a message from the u.s. department of health and human services. >>> they are the elite of the elite. the navy's top secret warrior force known as seal team six. the shadowy command force is getting credit for killing osama bin laden. we are learning new details about how they were able to carry out this mission impossible without a single casualty. >> reporter: navy seal team six was born out of failure. more than 30 years ago, an american effort to rescue the american hostages in iran ended disastrously when

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. ♪ imagine all the people >> welcome to the game, sweetie. >> reporter: the san jose high school seniorit was overwhelming. >> it was incredibly nerve-wracking. i seriously thought i was about to pass out right before i walked onto the stage. >> reporter: her foorather thou he might beat her to it. >> i was really nervous. and my eyes were red. and i was so excited. >> reporter: but arumchi didn't miss a note. you can find her strumming a guitar and belting out pop hits on youtube. her parents say sarah started singing when she was just a little girl and is devoted to music. >> maybe five or six years. she used to sing then. and now she progressed. >> reporter: she gets some practice at branham high school. >> i'm actually in my high school's acoustic club, and we put on shows, and we have fund-raisers and things like that. so that's where a lot of my experience comes from. >> reporter: "the voice" is a whole new experience that may open doors. arumchi says if you have a dream pursue it because they can come true. >> just keep trying because seriously, we all get so many nos and you nev

my participation in the victory parade of action for the family in moscow for the politicos in st sweetie just cheated for us they kissed us and expressed that it's. proper. we're completely happy especially as we march to the grange yeah. i joined the war ninety forty two and starting grudge was the most severe but still always wounded it's and stands over full months in a hospital in the urals area i've been in the army all my life jay i work with the veterans i'm happy with today celebrations the parade was grand the weather was sunny and a lot of people cheered for the victory day people agree just on the streets and. everywhere thank you very. crude indeed a very solemn holiday here in russia of course some twenty seven million soviet lives were lost but like you just heard from those veterans a joyous day all the same celebrations are going to continue throughout the night certainly here in moscow people enjoying this weather strolling around carfree streets is something you don't see very often here in the russian capital and the celebrations will culminate this evening by firework

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we've got a lot of people looking, sweetie.f people love him. >> for will norton's aunt tracy and his sister, sarah, the wait, at times is too much to bear. will was driving home from his high school graduation with his father, mark, when the tornado struck. >> mark thought if they could pull into the subdivision, they could maybe find a place to go, and they only got as far as that median when the tornado literally picked him up and they got wrapped up in this stuff and it was a big mess. i don't even know where that came from. >> what has he told you about what happened when the tornado hit? >> he says that he remembers flipping and being airborne and just -- it just kept going. >> reporter: will was in the driver's seat, his father tried to grab him. >> my brother grabbed him from across the seat to hold on to him. he remembers my nephew just started reciting scripture, one verse after another, which, you know, my brother was a little shocked, but will did it all the way up until when he went out the window. >> what window d

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sweetie i think you need a little extra fiber in your diet. fiber makes me sad. oh common. i dare you to taste one hint of ber in fiber one. oh, i'd be able to tell. why don't i just eat this bag? and how can you talk to me about fiber you enjoy that. i am. [ male announcer ] fiber beyond recognition. ber one. >>> good morning. it's 6:11 on this memorial day. a day when we remember the fallen troops. we take you live right now in this picture to articling top national cemetery in virginia. you can see families putting flowers and flags on their loved ones' tombs there. and president obama will be there later this morning at 7:55 our time. participating in the annual wreath-laying ceremony as well. >>> thousands of scouts and other volunteers have now continued a memorial day weekend tradition that dates back more than 50 years. >> there you go. >> they spent part of their weekend placing american flags at each of the 138,000 graves at san bruno's golden gate national cemetery. golden gate is one of the largest national ceremonies in america. it's the final resting place for

three. [ both ] ♪ emma, emma bo-bemma ♪ banana-fana-fo-femma ♪ fee-fi-fo-femma ♪ em-ma very good sweetyod. yeah? you did a really good job, okay? let's go back to drawing. >>> a florida man who spent 27 years in prison for a murder he didn't commit now is trying to fulfill a long delayed dream. william dylan was just a teenager when he was put behind bars for killing a man in florida. three years ago a dna test finally proved he didn't do it. and he was released. now some say he could be the next johnny cash. here's cnn's john zarrella. >> reporter: his studio is in a downstairs room of his north carolina home. ♪ in a couple months william michael dylan will turn 52. by now a career as a singer/songwriter should be well established but dylan is just getting started. ♪ his single "black robes and lawyers "requesti lawyers" will be released on itunes next month. >>wanted them to feel it. >> reporter: those say his voice and songs remind them of the late johnny cash. when a chicago music producer first heard him sing, he was stunned. >> it turns out that he's fantastic. he's truly a great

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[ both ] ♪ emma, emma bo-bemma ♪ ♪ banana-fana-fo-femma ♪ ♪ fee-fi-fo-femma ♪ ♪ em-ma ♪ very good sweetyob okay? let's go back to drawing. >>> and here are some stories to watch today on abc news. mass transit security is a big topic today on capitol hill. lawmakers will discuss vulnerabilities and public transportation with federal administrators who oversee airlines and transit. >>> also small cars here in great demand. because of rising fuel prices out there. sales of compacts were up 33% last month over last year. overall sales of cars and trucks are also up. a sign of economic recovery. >>> and homeland security secretary janet napolitano will brief senators today on border security issues in the southwest. some border agents admit they spend less time looking for terrorists and more time stopping smugglers. >>> and finally, when it was announced that we had hunted down osama bin laden, america rejoiced. people everywhere wanted to show their support for their country. >> including a pennsylvania fifth grader who painted his face, red, white and blue, which get this, actually got hi

a lot of peeople are looking, sweetie, and they love him a lot. p. >> reporter: for his aunt and sister, tracy, the wait is too much to bear at times. will was driving home from his high school graduation with his father, mark, when the tornado struck. >> mark thought if they could pull into the subdivision they could find a place to go, but they got as far as the median when the tornado literally picked them up and then they were wrapped up in this stuff, and it was a big mess. i don't know where that came from. >> reporter: and what has he told you about when the tornado hit? >> well, he says he remembers flipping and being airborne and kept going. >> reporter: will was in the driver's seat and his father tried to grab him. >> my brother grabbed him from across the steet eat to hold on him, and he says that my nephew cited scripture one verse after another, and my brother was shocked, but will did it all of the way up until he went out of the window. >> reporter: and what window did he go out of? >> the sunroof, up. >> reporter: so he was litera

we got a lot of people looking, sweetie. a lot of people love him. they love him a lot. >> for will norton's aunt tracy and sister sarah, the wait is too much to bear. will was driving home from his high school graduation with his father mark when the tornado struck. >> they thought if they could pull into this subdivision, they could find a place to go and they only got as far as that median when the tornado picked them up and they got wrapped up in this stuff and it was just a big mess. i don't know where that came from. >> what has he told you about when the tornado hit? >> he said he remembers flipping and being airborne and just kept going. >> will was in the driver's seat. his father tried to grab him. >> my brother grabbed him from across the seat to hold onto him. he remembers my nephew just started reciting scripture, one verse after another, which my brother was a little shocked. but will did it all the way until he went out the window. >> what window did he go out? >> the sunroof. he went up. >> he was sucked out? >> he was literally pulle

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