sydney leathers i know you were besmirching her. but i for one theng she had -- think she had nothing but the best intentions when she went in front of that bar to protect new york from wiener's lascivious ways while holding a misspelled sign and showing off her newly acquired boobs. other people may have thought otherwise, but i think she had the best of intentions. postscript, am i the only one surprised you can get boobs that fast? don't you have to be ban good -- bandaged up for awhile? >> i agree. >> don't they have to settle? >> i watch the documentaries over and over and you can't go outside for awhile. >> it is one thing if you get beanbags. she got the full cantaloupe. when you get the full cantaloupe there is lying downtime and wrapping up time. that was amazing. >> do you have the documentaries on blue ray? >> yes, i do. i think there are options for wiener in the future. i think, jesse, why doesn't he, if he is divorcing huma or her divorce him, why not mary leathers? why not marry leathers? >> no, we don't want to see h

you sydney wanker.. i'm looking at my mate. i'm on roller blades. i'm learning on roller blades, right? [ laughter ] and he comes up to me. the guy goes, "get out of our town, man." and i'm like, "what, what, what?" and i literally hugged the guy. [ laughter ] whoa, whoa! he's like, "get off me, you wanker." and i'm like, "i want to fight you, but i can't!" >> jimmy: that was the worst fight ever. yeah, yeah. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: thank god you're an actor. yeah, yeah. exactly, yeah. >> by the way, he was right. i was a wanker. >> jimmy: you were, yeah. [ laughter ] in that moment, you were, yeah. i got to say, i watched "prisoners." and man, oh, man, having a baby now, having a child, you're frightened about this stuff. like, anyone getting kidnapped or anything like -- >> even your dog. >> jimmy: yeah, my dog. i watched it with my dog, and my dog really loves you. [ laughter ] my dog, gary, was really staring at the screen, like -- and my dog never watches tv. i'm like, "you love hugh jackman?" so

sydney was an englishman in the 1680s who wrote a book on the discourses concerning government. he was making a case for majority rule. now this was at a time when the majority of people were being exploited by aristocratic or royal minorities. so majority rule serves to protect the majority from being exploited. that's not our problem today. we have minorities, the rich and all that. previously of course coming you know, terrible attacks on minorities and slaves, for a successful arrangement to limit political power and avoid any one group or one individual for achieving dictatorial power. you need a complex arrangement. no one check or balance or device is going to do everything. they don't all work overtime, so that is why the founders made something fairly complex. it would be very hard. you know, you've got executive power, legislative power, judicial power. and he got the legislative powers put into chambers. in the senate at any particular time, there's only one there that is up for election. .. there were great admirers of erin smith, as guzman. he in turn was a great ad

i'm in northern sydney, tony abbott's constituency. this building is a surf life saving club but has been turned into a voting station. there has been a steady line of people lining up. tony abbott among the first, voting as soon as polls opened local time in australia. all the predictions are that tony abbott is on track for a win and a big win at that. that, of course, would mean defeat for the existing prime minister, labor's kevin rudd. his party is feeling disarray. they've had two changes of leadership. he was originally prime minister and was overthrown by julia gillard, who became the first ever female prime minister in australia. but the labor party in turn got rid of her when it looked like she would lose, and lose badly in the upcoming election and they returned to kevin rudd. it doesn't seem to have been enough. on policy issues, kevin rudd's party seems not to have performed. there's concerns about autonomy, but it's strong by international standards. there's concerns that a boom in the mining industry may be over, and the

she's going to ruin my chances with sydney leathers." [ laughter ] [ applause ] sydney leathers.nd democrats weren't the only ones choosing a candidate. last night, the former head of new york's subway system, joe lhota, won the republican primary for mayor. joe lhota. he does all the subway systems. it was really nice. in his victory speech, he made sure to thank his campaign manager -- [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] his wife -- [ mumbling ] and last, but not least, his kids -- [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] and -- [ mumbling ] junior. [ laughter ] isn't that nice -- that sweet? [ cheers and applause ] a really sweet moment. hey, i don't think you guys know this, but it is now legal to buy weed in colorado. yeah, weed is legal. [ cheers ] weed is legal. so, now they have to tax it like anything else. and so, that's got people upset. okay, in fact, i saw earlier this week, activists in colorado were handing out free marijuana to protest high taxes on weed in the state. then five minutes later, the pot activists were like, "we did what? that was my best weed, man! [ laughter ] why did we do

. >> now, a tiny snake found on board a bowing 747 grounded a flight in sydney. the quoint sydney to tokyo flight was cancelled when the rep tile was discovered near the aircraft doorway. the 20 centimetre unidentified snake is in quarnt een. -- quarantine. the ghosts of men and women fill the wards of government hospitals across india. they stare silently - suspended in limbo between the living and the dead. these patients are the infected - victims of a contagion so lethal it kills almost one and a half million people globally every year, and infects a

. >> we'll continue your coverage all of those from sydney to tokyo to sydney to the mall. a spin on the wheel of misfortune. helping out a contestant whose flub cost him a shot at a million bucks. unbelievable. shhhhh! in our day, we didn't have u-verse high speed internet. yeah, our babysitter didn't have a million ways to serve mom up on a silver platter. we had to count sheep to fall asleep. and i always worried that i was creating an overcrowded sheep farm. in my head... never looked like that farmer took proper care of those sheep. too much? a little. [ male announcer ] connect all your wi-fi-enabled devices with u-verse high speed internet. rethink possible. >>> i want to get you up to speed on the top stories. police in san francisco arresting a burglary suspect after chasing him from rooftop to rooftop early this morning. officers believe that man tried to break into a bank of america on san bruno avenue in the bay view district. then got stuck out on a roof. he eventually then fell through a weak spot right into an apartment before he was taken away in handcuffs.

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. >> we are life to tony abbott's campaign headquarters in sydney. andrew thomas, an hour ago on the channel called the election - you are a brave man doing that. let's be fair, there shouldn't be doubt left here. >> well, i'm not taking it back, put it that way. it's fair to say that tony abbott has won the election, and will be australia's next prime minister. the only question is the scale of the victory. admittedly this is a room full of his party supporters, but the word going around is landslide. all the polls across australia closed, even in the western states, which are two hours behind where i am in sydney. the counting is under way. the way the counting works in australia is votes are counted where they are cast. you get results in quickly. it's quick and easy to see a swing when it happens. it certainly is happening away from the labor government toward the right to sen -- right to about 3-10%. the opposition may have 25 or 30 more seats. they could be looking at 90 of 120 seats. that would be a landslide. this is a big, big moment for the

that when you compare slice of the euro zone to you know what is and was eurozone we have really in sydney. a lot of. about five percent but. in the same thing. in this country we have very huge lack of qualified workers and this way across the main obstacle for economic growth. all right now i might be instant pieces by my bed but i'm not letting mrs so implements all the her he is in house and beth he has ten thousand us dollars or at least eighteen days when we first started out with a step process to save or i'm up a guy let's take it was so now high so inside tell me what if you've been up see this week well stokes you really think you think you sell on good meaty townsell even up. as soon as you left for st petersburg everything in moscow became grey and cold and rainy so that's the bad news is you need to come back here so that it warms things back up kind of tricky there now here's the good news it's the good news is that remember last week we're talking about oil specifically ross next well while oil in fact this is this is crazy immediately after i made that decision and invested

first, sydney leather's showed up, the woman who postaled heposted her online relationship with weinerjuly. the security team scuffled with reporters. the candidate's response, a raised middle finger through the window just before driving off. >> jon: okay, he is learning. at least now he is just flashing his finger. i mean, that's baby steps. for more on the end of anthony weiner's mayoral campaign, we go live to john ol jer. oliver. nice to see you. >> reporter: you know, john, it is really becoming almost a cliche in american politics. a hard-fought political campaign ended with a man being chased through mcdonald's to avoid his amateur porn star mistress before bidding the local media a hearty farewell. >> jon: it is not really how it seems a mayoral campaign usually ends. it is more like an episode of "cops" would end. >> a good one. tel>> jon: tell me the truth, are you going to miss him a little bit? >> no, not a little bit. >> jon: a smidgeon? >> no. i'm not going to miss him. >> jon: you're not going to miss the danger? >> no. ♪ danger ♪ >> jon: you're not going to do it? >> n

examples as well that most notably the suez canal that was twenty times over budget was followed by the sydney opera house as well and i went down to see if i could track down some of these are such investors to see they found getting some money back. to me you know right here we will be on the ground in secret just behind me but the fact is they told nobody they're going to be here and i don't want any place in the city with him passing into silence if i wonder why i'm going to set up camp here and i'm going to wait for them and see if they ever will appear now i did manage to track down one of the big money spent his hair it's only got a past his company basically they've built all sorts of things including the olympic village it's so good an airport built by them as well as a marina to pretty much half of the cold. next i going on here i managed to catch up with the deputy general i dread to all of the company and i asked him all i going to be able to make any money on these investments i came to i might now but i enjoy ellison from basic element out we're going to be talking just now about

examples as well that most notably the suez canal that was twenty times over budget was followed by the sydney opera house as you well know i went down to see if i could track down some of these are such investors to see if they found getting some money. you know you might hear we told you on the ground in secret just one time me about the fact is they told nobody they're going to be here and i don't want any kind susie do with investing in tinsel shit i want a wife i'm going to set up camp here and i'm going to wait to see if they ever will hear that i did manage to track down one of the big money spent his hair it's only got a past his company basic they don't also the things including the olympic village is so look at an apple built by them as well as a marina to pretty much half of the complex a gang on hand i managed to catch up with the deputy general i dread to all the company us to only going to be able to make any money on these investment i can join right now but i enjoy ellison from basic element out we're going to be talking just now about your project here we know we've got the ol

disgraced cyclist lance armstrong returns the bronze medal that he won at the 2000 summer olympics in sydney. armstrong tweeted the news, saying: "the 2000 bronze is back in possession" of u-s olympic officials and "will be back in switzerland a- s-a-p." the international olympic committee stripped armstrong of the medal earlier this year after he admitted to using performance enhancing drugs in an interview with oprah winfrey. armstrong was also stripped of his seven tour de france titles. president obama is set to name jeffrey zients as the new director of the national economic council. the position is one of the top economic policy roles in the white house. zients would replace gene sperling, who has held the post since january 2011 and also held it during the final years of the clinton administration. a popular band gets tossed a popular band gets tossed from a strip club. and a famous star is hit by a paparazzo on a bike candace dold has the latest entertainment news for today's lowdown. (((pkg))) the members of "mumford and sons" found out that they were not getting any special treatme

. >> matt taylor joins us live from sydney. matt, how much of a change is this really going to mean for businesses? i know abbott's been saying he's going to be more business friendly. what can businesses really expect? >> well, carolyn, business and economists have been calling for a change of government, not so much with respect to the policies but just for stability and a lack of surprise. the previous government under kevin rudd and julian gillard were criticized for not being consultative. they want tony abbott to be a little more consultative. they don't want surprises out of left field. there will be changes. the carbon tax and the mining tax will go. there is a 1.5% cut to the corporate tax rate. there is also a levy on the 300 top businesses here to find the paid parental leave scheme. let's bring in our next guest. joining from us sydney is mike elliot. he is the global mining and metals leader over at ey. mike, thanks so much for chatting to us. tony abbott says he's going to reboot the australian mining boom. how's

. >> more than four people wanted in a two-day crime spree in sydney that included a carjacking, pub robbery. police were called to a mcdonald's by an observant security guard and when they caught up with the couple, they didn't go down without a fight. they kicked, prched, bit and wrestled with the officers. in all seven people were injured taking these people in custody. >> started trying to kick him in the head, gave him a couple of kicks. as the woman is taken to the grand, the man runs up. as you see, the [ bleep ] is -- >> shut up! >> and seconds later a police vehicle drives by going after the guy. >> maybe they were trying to, like, break a world record for charges. they were just trying to tack them all on to be the new world record holders. >> the guy was a gang of four. between them they're facing 31 charges all together. >> not a world record even. >> in one day? >> a valiant effort. >> the three other suspects are still at large. police say it won't take them too long to catch up with them. >> dash cam footage from canada. and you ain't seen nothing like this! this is in

in the first hour of trade, shares are rising but sydney is raising -- trading lower. and with mining shares in focus. the bank of japan, as expected, will maintain the stimulus launched in april and revising the outlook for the economy following a review on thursday. china's merchants bank completing its long planned share offering raising 4.5 billion dollars from the shanghai shareholders. the rights including a share sale in hong kong. the combined offering is the largest equity offering this year. china mobile gets back on the investor radar. apple has invited chinese journalists to an event in beijing on september 11 just hours after the widely expected iphone model will be unveiled in the u.s.. it could fuel speculation that they will announce a long- awaited deal with china mobile. the world's biggest mobile phone company by subscribers is the only one of the carriers that does not have an agreement with apple and is the first to start they are up over .5%. >> traveling to prague anytime soon? beekeepers have set up shop on the runway. scientists will test for h

let's go to peter who is in sydney. it looks like australians have done for a change of government. what can they expect from tony abbott? >> two main things that voters are hoping for. the crisis is the rices of energy such as fuel and electricity will go down. and that the carbon tax on industries polluting the environment is the main reason for the crisis going up. skipomised to immediately this tax as soon as he is in power. secondly, a lot of australians fear that more boat people will reach australia. they pay money to traffickers to reach australia. t promised to turn them back with an iron fist. >> why has there been such a big swing away from labor? ministerputy prime said very clear that the voters have punished labor for this unity. lots of voters are fed up with confrontations within the ruling party, especially between kevin rudd and his predecessor julia gillard. they're looking for unity within government and hope that tony abbott will be able to deliver. at the same time, others fear the new conservative promised or will push australia back into the 1950s. >> thank y

. >> ♪ ♪ >> for the 2013 sydney international food festival, an australian advertising agency has recruited world's national flags with the food for which the country is synonymous. the italian flag is made of basil and tomatoes. greece has feta and olives. >> ♪ ♪ >> to celebrate the coming digital release of "iron man 3" one u.k. video on demand service asked him to recreate it with orleans. as you can see in this time lapse video found online, the american successfully completed the challenge. his blue costume is very similar to the original and took three and 64 balloons and 10 hours to complete. -- 364 balloons and 10 h >> beginning in the 1980's the near globalization with built-in self

. >> more than four people wanted in a two-day crime spree in sydney that included a carjacking, pubbery. police were called to a mcdonald's by an observant security guard and when they caught up with the couple, they didn't go down without a fight. they kicked, prched,

andrew thomas has the report from sydney. >> for tony abbott, almost almost like any other. >> how does it feel to bake up and be prime minister-elect? >> it was an extraordinary day yesterday. >> reporter: abbott's victory gave him a big mandate on his priorities, which including scrapping a carbon tax on pollution he says is damaging the economy. his government will trim budgets cutting funding for foreign aid and public transportation and it will toughen a tough policy towards refugees that head to australia by boat. he also has priorities thrust upon him, potentially to back the united states in strikes against syria. after his bike ride, it was on with the suit for meetings with officials. >> they provide with this very swift incoming government brief. >> reporter: all this as many australians were still waking up, some to news of the blissful shift. australians are slow to warm to abbott, a man seen as socially conservatives and someone they say has a problem with women. >> a lot of people said he was unelectable. because he has a good team of spin doctors around him, they have ke

d, and andrew morris has six years in sydney. >> tony abbott has won this election. the only question, of course, is the scale of the victory. admittedly, this is a roomful his party supporters but the roam going is land slide. the poles across australia have closed, even in the western states, two hours behind where i am in sydney. the way the vote count system works is that votes are counted where they are cat which means you get results in quickly. it's quick and easy to see when it's happening. it is going toward the right to sensor. on the scale of about 3-2. some 10%. >> that's a big, big swing and could deliver a majority to the right to center as they still are at the moment. maybe 25, maybe even more seats in a parliament of 150. they could look at 90 of those 150 seats which really would be a landslide. this is a big, big moment for the right to sensor in australia and the real destruction. >> let's take you live to australia where we are getting word kevin rudd is conceding to tony abbott. let's listen in. >> which is why we are all proud to be australian.

we've been tracking the results from sydney and andrew joins us live. how big of a defeat is this for prime minister rudd? >> well, he has kept his parliamentary seat. this is a comprehensive defeat and a big victory for the right of center coalition led by tony abbott. a pretty comprehensive victory, no question that he would be able to rule and bring in the laws he wants to bring in he said the reforms will concentrate o on the domestic issue. one big issue is the carbon tax, the tax on pollution, and the opposition said that tax was costing australia's business. he said that he would get rid of that tax. that is one big issue in his campaign. the number of refugees, the policies of the opposition and government were both very tough, but tony abbott upped the ante. he would turn back boats on sea rather than let them land onshore. this is a big victory. tony abbott has a big personal victory behind him. >> tony abbott was relatively unpopular. what was it that really swayed the voters. what was it that swayed the voters? >> well, more than anything el

protests against sydney embassy in cairo. >>> italy's prime minister enrico maletta is thoapg get a new majority, follows five members of the majority withdrawing from the coalition. the political where situation could derail financial accommodations in the country. >>> due to appear in court in a few hours, latest to be charged with belong to to a crm all state funding to the far right party. >>> israeli prime minister benjamin netanyahu and president obama are scheduled to meet in a few hours. white house correspondent patty culhane takes a look at what each side wants. >> this photoop tends to sum up, threats made by the u.s., flat out ignored or rebuked from benjamin netanyahu. but in his second term the white house is trying a different tack. first foreign trip after reelection. it was meant to smooth over the rough relationship but the president's recent speech at the united nations might have made that tougher. he appeared to be pressuring israel on what he says are his top two foreign policy priorities. >> real break thrus throughs one two issues, the nuclear program and israel-

. ♪ the block at the apple stor sydney, australia. man to >>> trending now the iphone application, the iphone anticipation and probably their applications are building worldwide. this line wrapped around the block at the apple store in sydney, australia to get his hands on the iphone 5s waiting in line since yesterday morning. our rex ryan is checking out the long lines at the apple store at university avenue in palo alto. are those people waiting for a phone? >> reporter: yeah. they are waiting for the 5s and a lot of people are waiting here for the gold edition which is selling out online and at a lot of different stores. this is an important time for apple especially because of a lot of its competitors especially those phone and tablet mixes and samsung is a really big competitor in this field. a lot of investors were underwhelmed by the pace of technology and innovation by apple. but look at the line. there are more than 100 people at this apple store and it opens at 8:00 so that line will get longer today. the big innovations for

i remember some movies called guess who's coming to have dinner tonight with sydney party. i remember i said to my parents -- i was 12. if i come with a black girl, what will you say? and they say, if you love her, that is perfect for you. years after when it told them what i could say about the fact was going with a guy, they said if you love each other, that is wonderful. so i think i was lucky to have parents like that. very modern. very open-minded. unlike for some, there's no question of religion, of color of skin, or anything like that. people can be all beautiful. it depends on who they are, but it is not a question of color. for me, both of us were beautiful. and i loved color. color of the skin. tattoo on the skin, which is a kind of color. some blue colors that you add. and i wanted to show that. when i started, i remember that there were some beautiful girls. they're beautiful. but i felt like, ok, but there is also beauty. i have a girlfriend which was modeling for me that i met very early when i started that was from a french colony. she was beautiful and black

it has been spotted in hong kong , sydney, australia and amsterdam. >> the world's largest rubber duckylvania home. >> it stands four stories tall and three stories wide. each city built its own plans and the big bird is meant to remind people. >> that we are all creatures sharing the same water. >> i don't know if i get that out of that. >> now we know the message, right? >> coming up next, jimmy kimmle and actress amy poehler. >> i'm carolyn johnson. >> and i'm dan ashley. from all of us here, we appreciate your

run by the sydney she was rooted to create some sort of. balance. equivalence with israel because israel has a nuclear bomb so this ad lehman that was made is fine but is that all. is it over now i mean the whole thing is that new finally we we're going to get to get let's say free from from the chemical weapons what about the continued genocide that's taking place in syria you know we're told there were a start of a possible american strike on syria that could still be an option if this agreement never does work out let me tell you. i'm i'm i said personally i don't believe in the use of weapons and in the use of. the problem is that. whenever you. ask the us to use. to i mean to and now the west to use up and is that is not going to finish the job it's going to end up in having half of job done and this by itself is going to make. say victim and is going to capitalize on it and this will make this with elongate the problem while effectively effectively creating the necessity conditions by making some sort of equivalence between the opposition and

sydney: do you think walker would like a sweater? no. i tried that.to buy their own clothes. i like sweaters. i already bought you a present. give him a gift certificate. that way he can buy whatever he wants. where's the christmas spirit in that? impersonal, jimmy. mighty cold. pretty soon we're gonna be sending e-mails instead of christmas cards. all right, i'll return his gift certificate. you guys are no help at all. well, i know an easy way to find out what he wants. oh, yeah? ok... hi, everyone! hey! hi! hi, walker. for you. oh...hey... i remember this one. you remember this one, c.d.? oh, yeah. waco, 1993. the bolt brothers. we busted 'em. all 4 of 'em. yup. i bought this right after that at the ranger museum. jimmy, you were saying... yeah, right, right. ok, walker, you find a $100 bill on the ground. it's found money. what are you gonna buy with it? i'd give it to kick drugs out of america. c.d.: i know exactly what cordell is saying. if you've got a roof over your head,

. >> andrew thomas live in sydney. the man who called the election on al jazeera. we'll check in with peter in brisbane. are they pretty much conceding there, peter? >> well, as you can imagine there's a pretty sad feeling of the loss here. i've been speaking to a few alp die hard supporters, who have refused to accept that a lose as big as this, that they are suggesting, suggesting that the swing will come back in their favour as the evening goes on. i think everyone understands that the election is over, the liberal party won, and i think a lot of blood will be spilt over the floor. >> it's not uncommon to see defeated candidates or leaders leave the position of leadership at the end, when they lose an election. kevin rudd has only been back as leader of the labor party for a few months. >> that's right. a lot of people recognise that one of the reasons they lost the election was because kevin rudd smashed back the leadership of the party, he lead the party three or four years ago, and he ceded the leadership to julia gillard, he came back and reclaimed it a few

it has been spotted in hong kong , sydney, australia and amsterdam. >> the world's largest rubber ducking pittsburgh, pennsylvania home. >> it stands four stories tall and three stories wide. each city built its own plans and the big bird is meant to remind people. >> that we are all creatures sharing the same water. >> i don't know if i get that out of that. >> now we know the message, right? >> coming up next, jimmy kimmle and actress amy poehler. >> i'm carolyn johnson. >> and i'm dan ashley. from all of us here, we appreciate your time. connect with us on twitter, facebook and all of your mobile devices. it would run on the most affordable energy source available. it would charge overnight. every morning, you'd wake up with a full tank, ready to go. if the car was invented today, it would be the 100% electric nissan leaf. with over 200 million gas-free miles driven and automatic hov lane access, the question isn't "why electric?" it's "why gas?" [ male announcer ] the 100% electric nissan leaf. nissan. innovation that excites. now get a 2013 nissan leaf for $199 a month. ♪ for $199

. >> overseas in sydney, the sydney morning herald a flight was delaid out of australia after a snake tried to hitch a ride. it was discovered on a qantas plane. 370 passengers were inconvenienced by the unwelcomed guest. the snake was about seven inches long. why don't they grab it and take it off. >> at that lot of aviation in our news reports. >> do we have any highlights, t.j. of like squirrels water skating? >> next hour. >> you want to do the emmemmys. louie berg dover put out his best dress. sophia from "modern family." claire danes. claire danes won best actress for "homeland." >> that's a pick? >> john hamm. we like him. he's a good guy. >> you don't like that beard? >> no, i don't. >> how about without the beard. >> without the beard. >> but even with the beard i'm all over that guy. >> he's like a guy that's so cute even guys think he's cute. >> love the beards. very nice. very attractive guy. >> it's like hugging santa claus. >> so some speeches, the awards were the shortest and best evident speech of the night went to meredith weaver who won for "nurse jackie." >> thank y