syllabus synchronicity. child-centered excellence. 360 degree education. yeah, i'm not sure 360 degrees is enough. i was thinking of going for 420 degrees. exactly the sort of thing-- i know. i know. i know. no attempt at humor. episode one: the phantom menace. beginning. hah! kra! hah! rrw! boosh! hah! kra! obi wan kenobi has to... fight... a... gigantic nine-tailed scythe-tailed grasshopper! hah! and so, suzie, now we're going to give you the tummy you've always wanted. start the operation. so, you may feel a little bit of pain, but only a bit. because we're going to take all your fat out and put it in a bowl in case anybody else wants to get fat. then we can put the fat in them. now. so, mum has no job. so, financially, dad, we need you not to muck this one up, don't we? so, no pressure, then. any calls from jo this morning? yeah. she asked me to cover for her tonight. oh, brilliant. and you said... no. you said no? i told her to get billy to do it. right, but basically you put your foot down! hey, well done, jakester, mate. thanks, fart face. don't cal