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tonight, patricia heaton from "silicon valley," t.j. miller.nal school scrabble champs and music from little dragon. with cleto and the cletones. and now, you best believe it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching.

stephanopoulos, magic johnson, elle fanning, the bachelorette andi dorfman, from silicon valley t.j. miller salmoni will be here with wild animals, and we'll have music from lykke li, little dragon, charles bradley, timeflies, and much, much more. and by much, much more i mean not that much more. it seems like enough. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is one of those people who is so ridiculously good at everything he does you want to inject his dna into your children. you know him from his work in "the lion king," "the birdcage," "the producers" and now, "modern family" the season finale of which airs wednesday night here on abc. please welcome nathan lane. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very good to have you. how are you? >> i'm good, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: i don't know if you remember. we met at a party once like seven or eight years ago. >> yes. >> jimmy: and i felt like we really hit it off. i really did. >> we did. >> jimmy: we talked for a very long time. >> we did. it was a very glamorous hamptons party. >> jimmy: that's right. >> and we discussed our m