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. >>> and remnants of a meth lap inside taco bell and taco bell says it will reopen after being anatized and inspected by the health department. and new york times found eating spicy food help you live longer. >>> this next story is getting a whole lot of attention online. in los angeles, a woman was caught on camera, beraiding an ihop customer for speaking spanish in the restaurant. >> bequiet. close your mouth. i speak english too. >> this clash began when the woman with the sunglasses interrupted the woman speak spanish and she can be heard saying, we speak english in america and the video was posted to facebook by the spanish speaking woman's son over the weekend. i'm betty within rr . >>> right now, thousands still in the dark 24 hours after strong storms knocked out power on long island. >>> plus, a rash of break-ins from the hell's kitchen fire escapes. >>> we know who made the cut for tomorrow's first republican presidential debate. "today in new york" starts now. >>> good morning everyone. it's wednesday morning. it is august 5th. i'm darlene rodriguez. >> i'm michael gargiulo.

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♪hot pockets♪ taco bell's five buck box has a burrito supreme, a crunchy taco and a bacon club chalupamedium drink. our accountant said we couldn't afford to sell all that for $5 bucks... whatever. [bong] [ cheers and applause ] >> larry: welcome back. man. there is great news coming out of the boy scouts. now you can come out in the boy scouts. >> the boy scouts are officially ending their ban on openly gay leaders. >> larry: yeah. all right. i mean, tie an angler's loop for equality because the scouts have finally earned their letting people in based on actual merit badge. >> that is pretty good. and this comes two years after the group lifted the ban on gay scouts. this is great. so this applies to all scout units, right? >> the organization says church based units will still be allowed to exclude gay adults. >> larry: hmm. okay. that's a little disappointing, but what can you expect from a group that considers a tarp the height of technology? right? and the boy scouts have a lot of religious units so i get it i mean it's a little bit of throw up in our mouths but, you know we are n

it happened at a taco bell in newton kansas. out about it after a picture of the wrapper started circulate circulating on fates book, the officer has not been named but the police chief is talking. >> i don't think it's a general sentiment of community. i think it's one or two individuals that have that feeling. >> we're just individuals in the community just like anyone else, and would like the same respect that you'd give any other citizen. >> taco bell did apologize to the police officer and again fired the employee involved. >>> 82-year-old woman wakes up in the middle of the night thinks she's next to her dog turns out it was a home intruder intruder. it happened early sunday in in end rye company virginia. she reached over to pet the dog and real loved it was man. after waking up the intruder storm out of the house. the elderly woman believes he interlude a window she left open to let her cats in. >> i said cooper what are you doing in night bed this time up night and i held my hand up for him to smell my hasn't. i realize

it happened at a taco bell in newton kansas.xecutives say they found out about it after a picture of the food wrapper started circulating on facebook. the officer had a hasn't been named but the local police chief is talking. >> i don't think it's a general sentiment of huhn in the. i think it's one or two individuals that have that feeling. >> we're just individuals in the community just like anyone else and would like the same respect that you would give any other citizen. >> taco bell apologized to the police officer and again the employee was fired. >>> all right ladies, i know there's a lot of out there. are you chic of -- are you sick of shivering at work? >> love them or hate them they've taken the internet by storm. why we are so obsessed with cat videos >> rob robber comes up short after trying to hit two south philadelphia businesses in the same 98. little caesars block on july 11th when he demanded money police say an employee ran to the back of the store. the suspect took off. police say he tried again about an hour

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we have been talking about taco bell and let's recreate it. >> the secret to the taco bell mystery. >> it's not the slime. it's good stuff. the mystery is there is no mystery. it's the spices and how long you cook it. 80-20 ground beef. we keep it on the leaner side. you like the taco? >> crunch. >> onion, garlic, onion powder, cumin, garlic powder, neutral oil, salt, pepper, a screaming hot pan, tomato, lettuce and shells. you have to warm them. they are on the conveyer belt thing they hold. reenacting that is hard to do. you can mix it up. garlic. don't put a lot of garlic. take our 80-20 ground beef. you're asking how do you get the flavor? cook it low and slow. until it's dry. if you accidentally add beer and let it cook longer. both ways. when is the last time you had taco bell at 6:00 in the evening for dinner. >> never. >> it's a late night treat. spices. chili powder, black pepper, powder, salt. >> this is the culinary facial. you don't need to go anywhere but with me here. >> terrible. >> stay right there. >> we have no knife skills. >> thanks, buddy. >> wow. >> tune how much

. >> police uncover a meth lab inside a taco bell in iowa.t. >> in fort washington along 309 right by the pennsylvania turnpike 276. that turnpike eastbound is open this morning by the way between willow grove and bensalem unlike most of the day yesterday. but a road in bucks county is still not opened and we'll check delays on the schuylkill after the break. >> and a doctor has concocted a beverage that he claims can protect you from the sun later on "action news." binge eating disorder or b.e.d. isn't just over-eating. it's a real medical condition. and while the exact cause is unknown, certain chemicals in the brain may play a role. and, i learned that b.e.d. is the most common eating disorder in u.s. adults. when i binged, i felt completely out of control. i would eat really, really fast and eat so much during my binges. it was very upsetting. to learn more about b.e.d. go to bingeeatingdisorder.com. and talk with your doctor. >> welcome back. here's the latest on our breaking news. we have a row home fire in camden. this is some viewer v

. >>> and remnants of a meth lap -- lab inside taco bell. >> a new study by chinese researchers findselp you live longer. >>> this next story is getting a whole lot of attention online. almost 16 million views as of this morning. in los angeles, a woman was caught on camera, berating an ihop customer for speaking spanish in the restaurant. >> be quiet. close your mouth. i speak english too. >> this clash began when the woman with the sunglasses interrupted the woman speaking spanish. she can be heard saying we speak english in america. the video was posted to for by the woman's son over the weekend. it's sad. >> you don't have to bully a person like that. >> exactly. >>> keep it right here for more news weather and sports. thanks for watching >>> you don't touch me. you don't touch me! >> proof of police misconduct? one north bay man captured an encounter on camera. now a local department is investigating its own officer. >>> catching a robbery in progress. undercover officers in san francisco spring into action as they chase several suspects on city streets. >>> claims of corruption

one identified himself as a taco bell employee. the police went inside the closed restaurant. they said they found remanence of a meth lab in the utility area, but it's not clear if the meth had been cooked inside that restaurant. >>> right now it is 6:26. police in hayward are still looking for the person who shot and killed a teenager earliest morning. >> i'm very angry, don't get me wrong, but anger won't help. >> an emotional vigil for a recent high school graduate planning to join the marines. >> reporter: just how high has rent increased in the bay area? a new report paints a sobering picture. we'll tell you about the impact on the middle class. >> good morning, we're looking at the east bay commute at the mccarther. it doesn't look too bad around to the bay bridge. >> some strange weather yesterday, a lot of cloud cover, but today under mostly sunny skies t will be warmer. we'll show -- it will be warmer, we'll show you how much coming up. . >>> good morning, thank you for joining us on mornings on 2, i'm dan clark. >> i'm pam cook. it is just about 6:30. we're talking

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for example, yum brands, just to name one company, having chains like talk about -- tocco bell -- taco bell for kentucky fried chicken. then again, we also should not forget that the u.s. does not just import to china or produce certain goods over there, but they also import quite a bit from china, and the weaker yuan might actually be positive for those corporations. >> if you look at the market, for example, it was not a positive week, but if i look at the dow, it is a different picture. why? >> we definitely had quite a turnaround starting during the trading session on wednesday. for once, more experts are saying they understand what china is trying to achieve with the depreciation of their currency. the problem was the timing and that it was not really communicated to a lot of investors, especially, who got hit by a surprise. we did see a lot of u.s. operations buying back their own shares, and that did help to stabilize the market quite a bit . for the week, the dow jones industrial average even went up by a good .5%, but all those worries about the chinese economy did also affect comm

taco bell's new $1 dare devil loaded grillers. try all three if you dare.] who says families have to share data? these guys, that's who but at t-mobile you can get four lines with up to 10 gigs of 4g lte data, each no sharing and just $30 bucks a line 10 gigs for each and every one of you we'll even pay your family's switching fees up to $650 bucks per line so you can get 10 gigs for all, today and it's only from t-mobile early on, i noticed peoplealways serving our beer with lemons-- kinda like a traditional belgian wit. but we brewed blue moon belgian white with valencia orange peel for a subtle sweetness. that's when i got the idea for the orange garnish. so what i would do was bring bags of oranges to bars and show bartenders how to garnish our beer. people loved it. and when they realized it brought out the orange peel in the beer, they loved it even more. you could say the orange on top, brought it all together. >> larry: okay. that's our show. i want to thank our panelist. good nightly, everyone. >> chris: it's 11:59 and 59 seconds. this happened on

for example, yum brands, just to name one company, having chains like talk about -- tocco bell -- taco bell for kentucky fried chicken. then again, we also should not forget that the u.s. does not just import to china or produce certain goods over there, but they also import quite a bit from china, and the weaker yuan might actually be positive for those corporations. >> if you look at the market, for example, it was not a positive week, but if i look at the dow, it is a different picture. why? >> we definitely had quite a turnaround starting during the trading session on wednesday. for once, more experts are saying they understand what china is trying to achieve with the depreciation of their currency. the problem was the timing and that it was not really communicated to a lot of investors, especially, who got hit by a surprise. we did see a lot of u.s. operations buying back their own shares, and that did help to stabilize the market quite a bit . for the week, the dow jones industrial average even went up by a good .5%, but all those worries about the chinese economy did also affect comm

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so, what made you switch to taco bell's a.m. crunchwrap? there's like eggs, cheese, bacon.hbrown in the a.m. crunchwrap. that looks really good right now. i'm anita. i'm lonita. and i am a breakfast defector. [bong] (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome back to the program. i am going to talk about my weekend. is with going to talk about pie weekend. i got home from church around 3:00. or you know, whatever time it is that churches let out and my kids were in the tv room watching fox news because-- cuz, you know, i don't have time to teach them morality. and i walked in on this. >> jon stewart secret meetings with president obama. >> tries to explain away his bro-man's with a bama. >> does this dent his haloa bit? he has become more and more and more a tool, really, of the obama administration. >> it looks like he's getting-- like everybody else. >> if you serve a politician idea logical agenda, you are a propagandist. >> jon: hey, they're talking about me! (cheers and applause) >> jon: this it so exciting. i'm going to be famous! (laughter) hey, you know, one thing i saw i

taco bell's new $1 dare devil loaded grillers. try all three if you dare.re=2 >> jon: welcome back. [crowd cheering] in the current version of our war in the middle east, there are a few things that we know. one, isis represents an existential threat to our nation. two, the massive threat requires no sacrifices on anybody's part because three we can take care of the problem with our strikes and trustee allies. one little snag. the iraqi army has collapsed. there is no real iraqi army. that's weird. i remember the united states spending eight years and $25 billion training somebody's army over there. does iraq have a twin brother, perhaps. the all right, the iraqi army won't be there to reap the strategic advantage of our high tech boom-boom juice. who needs an army when you have an army of coalition friends. >> the coalition. [laughter] >> crashed into what now. >> crashed into the coalition. the president talks today of key allies he's counting on to fight isis but are they willing to pull their weight. >> president obama is there. to give a view atta boys

taco bell's new $1 dare devil loaded grillers. try all three if you dare.bong] ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome back. though we live in challenging times, we are blessed. ( laughter ) every now and again a hero comes along-- not the one we want, or the one we need-- not even a hero, really. just some ( bleep ) guy. ( laughter ) usually from florida. >> shocking stunt pulled off by a man who flew his small gyrocopter to washington and then landed on the west lawn of the u.s. capitol. >> the pilot was this man, dow jones hughes, a postal worker from florida. >> apparently, literally flew in under the radar, literally. >> by the time he moves all the way into the real middle of it all here, he is one of the most protected pieces of air in this entire country. >> jon: what it's forget the gyrocopter. the real threat is cnn's giant tom forman. "give me a billion dollars or i will crush the city! rrrrrr!" so the key to this ( applause ) i like to swing my chair. the key to this harmless in no way interesting to actual terrorist security breach was to to fl

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so, what made you switch to taco bell's a.m. crunchwrap? they put everything in here. like eggs, cheese, bacon. a hashbrown in the a.m. crunchwrap. that looks really good right now. i'm anita. i'm lonita. and i am a breakfast defector. [bong] all right, first day of school hunter. i look like our lawyer. exactly. why can't i just dress like them? them? they look cool. excuse me! young people! where did you get these looks? old navy. the navy, it's the navy. old navy mom... and how much for the denims? eight dollars. eight? mom please! mom! hunter! hunter! mommy's speaking. all kids stuff is up to 60% off. you're going to be late today hunter, we're going to old navy. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome back to the program. i am going to talk about my weekend. is with going to talk about pie weekend. i got home from church around 3:00. or you know whatever time it is that churches let out and my kids were in the tv room watching fox news because-- cuz you know i don't have time to teach them morality. and i walked in on this. >> jon stewart secret meetings with presid

brands, for example, companies like taco bell and kfc, down by 1.3%.y get 36% of the sales from china. herbal life gets about 20% of its exposure from china. is down bysee, that 1.7%. apple, not having a great day at all. lows, thishe session is because ubs says they are seeing lackluster interest in the apple watch and predict that apple will sell about 20 million watches. quickly approaching a seven-month low. every one stock that is up, turns out the four are trading down. scarlet: thank you so much. betty: now we have a look at the top stories this afternoon. monthays that output last from iran was the most since 2012, accounting for 40% of world all -- oil supplies. this is the first time since the fukushima nuclear disaster since it went online -- that reactors have been brought back online. the prime minister and ministry officials wanted them switched on again to cut fuel costs. despite strong opposition from the public. mcdonald's plans to shrink by 59 locations in the u.s. this year. by the end of december they will have shut down 180 restaur

> listen to this, a police officer and fiancee are shocked when the word pig is written on their taco bellrder. the worker responsible has been fired. the couple ordered five tacos to go and founder rog tory messages when they opened up their bag. this picture on-line going viral sparking outrage. >> a suspected burglar is behind bars this morning all thanks to a man and his iphone. >> knock, knock. hello. >> that woman does not know brian wade but she acted like it when she went inside his salt lake at thcity home. he pulled up to his condo and saw all of the lights on inside. he brought up his camera an app on his phone which shows him video of what's happening inside his house. there he saw had lady rummaging around inside his home. he immediately called police who arrived five minutes later. >> he sathe owner says you don' be long in here. >> she grabbed odd items like receipts and red sox tickets. they credit the nest software for catching a thief. >> very interesting. >> don't slam that car door. it could explode the air bag. lauren simonetti with fox business here with the alarming

. >> when they get to taco bell i well say -- i will be one of the people that goes there.er do anything first. hindenbur. >> never first place. >> what is carrier, living on mars or the fact that 2039 you will be 50. theng about that. >> that's a little scary. i wouldn't want to partake in this at all or be around those who do. the ones you like on earth are the ones who want to go to mars. >> so you don't like me? >> what is on your lap there? >> i was watching you on a television program and talking about donald donald trump. i decided to go you on-line and make america great again. you know it is authentic because it is made in china. >> this is a night jobing? >> that's my gift to you. >> i am so blessed to have this. i can't imagine. >> you don't get it for everyone. >> special thinks to joanne know joanne nosuchunsky. that does it for me. i'm tv's andy levey. we will be back on monday. top will be back. i will be back in my role and everyone else. it looks like he's going to go with a nine iron. that may not be enough club... well he's definitely going to lose a stro

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