having exhausted most of the romantic and sexual opportunities in their small highland town, 0rla, tallulah greiveison and kyla, marli siu, head off on the pole, complete with a supersized bottle of cola spiked with vodka. meanwhile, finnoula, played by abigail lawrie cycles off on a secret mission, where she bumps into head girl, kay, played by eve austin. what follows is a witty whistle stop tour of edinburgh hunts. whether they are reading the karaoke or winding up the local coppers, these girls are brimming with indestructible teenage confidence. but, of course, there are serious dramas underneath from friendships in crisis to cancer. while i think this film would've benefited from more women behind the scenes, caton—jones does a good job of bringing the characters to life with a great cast to capture the stories mischievous spirit. 0ur ladies is in cinemas now. are you ready to order, sir? yeah, i think so. we will start with a dozen oysters and the shrimp cocktail. - my princess will have - the chateaubriand, and i'll do the whole roasted sea bass. let's start with a bottle of white, and the