. >> tariq: i know that's right.hardly jerking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hardly jerking? >> tariq: how the hell you doing, jim bo? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, tariq, what are you doing here? why aren't you over there? what's going on buddy? >> tariq: i had a little down time during the monologue. [ laughter ] so i thought i would make my way over here and spread some year to close out the cheer. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's all right. i got it covered, man. >> tariq: hey, you hear about this new pokemon go craze? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a minute. i think that was like back in july. [ laughter ] >> tariq: everyone's playing it, walking around, bumping into things. hey, do you know what i want to call it? pokemon go away, right? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: man, you're like six months late on that joke. but, hey. >> tariq: yeah, man. it's good though. it's fun. it's good and fun. which is good. we're having fun. we're having good -- all good, all fun. [ laughter ] it's fun. >>

good for you, tariq. >> tariq: i won't sell out to "the man." you can't buy me, jimbo. >> tariq: that's right. you can't buy me, but you can buy my new grill. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the tariqi torch personal grill. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> tariq: it's like the george foreman grill, except it doesn't let all the grease slide out where it's wasted. 'cause grease is the word, you heard? here, let me demonstrate. >> jimmy: no, tariq, i'm sorry. wait a second. i'm so, so sorry here, but what are you doing? >> tariq: not now, jimmy. see, the tariqi torch personal grill keeps all the fat trapped right on top of your hot meats. that means more flavor for you to savor. it makes grilling easy, peasy, and greasy. take it from me, tareezy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tareezy? >> tariq: that's right, jeezy. >> jimmy: all right. well, can i at least get one of those burgers? >> tariq: no. this thing takes about three meat. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: prop meat? give it up for tareezy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ? you did somethi

give me tariq trotter. ?? [ cheers and applause ] all right, guys, here we go. name a part of the body that often itches. [ "family feud" ring ] >> feet. [ laughter ] >> your feet. [ buzzer ] annette? >> nose. >> your nose. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! >> pass or play? i'm pretty sure we're gonna play. >> jimmy: let's play, yeah. here we go. >> all right. greta. >> yes? >> your chance to redeem yourself. cat laugh. name a part of the body that often itches. >> my ankles. >> no. this is -- you're giving embarrassing answers. [ laughter ] some of your answers are going to have to have a possibility of being up here. >> doesn't anybody else's ankles itch? >> no. who ankles just itch? >> come on. right? that's like prime mosquito territory. >> that's prime mosquito territory. >> yeah. >> okay. let's see if it's up there. >> jimmy: great point. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] >> jimmy, you got one strike, only one left. you got to be careful. the roots family can steal. name a part of the body that often itches. say it. >> jimmy: what are testicles? [ lau

>> tariq: i didn't hear it. >> jimmy: oh, it's fantastic. he's got a good band with him too like -- >> tariq: pino's here, everybody's here. >> jimmy: steve jordan's here. >> tariq: yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: pino paldi on bass, james valentine from maroon 5 is here. he's going to play with them. [ applause ] and this guy's so good, he doesn't even need anybody. he doesn't need anybody. he's that -- so that's amazing, what a show you're going to see tonight. the one and only john mayer is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] "love on the weekend." that's my man. hey guys, it is time for "screen grabs." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, these are -- these are some weird, funny things that you guys have found on the internet, or other places and then sent in to us. this first screen grab was sent in by heather eilert in wichita, kansas. she was looking for photographers online to take some family photos, and saw this. happy family except for the -- boot to the head. [ laughter ] why would you put that -- if y

good for you, tariq. >> tariq: i won't sell out to "the man." you can't buy me, jimbo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh, okay. >> tariq: that's right. you can't buy me, but you can [ cheers and applause ] the tariqi torch personal grill. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> tariq: it's like the george foreman grill, except it doesn't let all the grease slide out where it's wasted. 'cause grease is the word, you heard? here, let me demonstrate. >> jimmy: no, tariq, i'm sorry. wait a second. i'm so, so sorry here, but what are you doing? >> tariq: not now, jimmy. see, the tariqi torch personal grill keeps all the fat trapped right on top of your hot meats. that means more flavor for you to savor. it makes grilling easy, peasy, and greasy. take it from me, tareezy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tareezy? >> tariq: that's right, jeezy. >> jimmy: all right. well, can i at least get one of those burgers? >> tariq: no. this thing takes about three hours to heat up. this is -- this is just prop meat. >> jimmy: prop meat? give it up for tareezy, everybody. [ cheers and app

tariq. i appreciate it. >> happy kwanzaa. >> happy kwanzaa to you.ald trump may be mar-a-lago for christmas. that's not keeping him off twitter. peter doocy, ladies and gentlemen, in palm beach. >> hey, tucker. the next president announced this morning that a former president bill clinton was out there telling a story that was not true and just a few hours later, clinton conceded that trump was right, at least in part. this all started in the 8:00 hour this morning here at palm beach time when mr. trump tweeted this. bill clinton stated that i called him after the election. wrong. he called me. with a very nice congratulations. he doesn't know much, especially how to get people, even with unlimited budget out to vote in the vital swing states and more. they focused on wrong states. a few hours later came the clinton response. he said this, here's one thing at real donald trump and i can agree on. i called him after the election. but clinton never took back the other part of the local newspaper story from upstate new york that caught mr. trump's atten

>> tariq: i didn't hear it. >> jimmy: oh's >> tariq: yeah. maroon 5 is here.[ cheers and an gruss." hereotr places and thent boot to the head. >>im she was shopping for some >>ngtexas.she und. [ laughter and applae plau ] >> jimmy: i can't -- give me a but we asked and they called krten miller in punta gorda, [ laughter and applause i >> steve: you're good with it? this next screrarama click their grandma. >> steve: ths difference? ths oh. >> jimmy: yeah, and theygh >> steve: dogs, come on man. >> jimmy: i don't know. let's see whatca [ unintelligible ] >>od.ve jimmy: trying to get th forehead vein in theen grab, e-mail it to us at scick around. be right back with chris p ten years later, nothing's really changed. put a 70" screen on a wall. hello moto. look at these old navy pajamas. you are all welcome. homemade hors d'oeuvres? uh nobody cares. as i was saying, before my sister rudely interrupted, i don't know why i'm so disgustingly generous... ... by giving you guys luxurious pajamas from old navy. awe! thank you. i don't want to make you feel bad but i wa

. >> lucious and his now we knoww his brother tariq tariq thearq freak hadn't been getting along.why baby brother doesn't likesn him so well he's doing in it i t grand style at the fbi headquarters.ters. take look.. >> he never told ya'll.a' agent cousins never told ya'll we're brothers. >> our father was a philadelphii cop. he was aco goodman.an. he made one mistake and he was murdered for that and that mistake was you.ou as he died in a philadelphialphi street, he made me promise tose look after my brother but he h never told me your name. n i know you want to holdol something that belonged to my father, this ain't what brothers do. >> everybody get back to work.k >> you heard him.>> you back to h >> okay. >> i have a question. >> what is it? >> did lucious take the hair off land daal calories see? isn't t what? aka billy d williams. w i'm over it.. >> last week he was getting a perm.pe this week -- i have to say thist is so boss because lucious is as master of deception. we've seen flashback what mighta have really happened here sosh e story he's telling we know maynm not be qu

prime minister, do you know tariq? lives in queens. heck of a guy. makes amazing shwarma." the best. ( laughter ) normally, presidents don't say stuff like that because all that praise of pakistan might upset our other ally, and pakistan's sworn enemy, india, and both sides have that nuclear boom-boom-pow. trump's negotiation strategy seems to be telling both rivals they're his best friend. we are in a new era of teenaged girl diplomacy. "pakistan, i love you. you're, like, so smart." you are, like, so, so smart. so smart, pakistan. "india? you're totally my bestie. don't tell pakistan. they're so stupid." >> do you know tareq? he's so cute. his cooking is amazing. seems like every day there is another story about trump's tweets. it's how he's going to comfort us in hard times, his toilet side chats. the good news is, you don't have to read his tweets. ha, ha -- ( applause ) ( piano riff ) by the way, i am not above taking pity applause. ( laughter ) ehe's dwoingtd dwain the swamp, mr. twamp. you can unfollow trump, delee twitter, go out into the world and live your life. t

tariq's heard of him? you've heard of him? >> yeah, stallion buck wild. yeah. [ light laughter ] you used to -- you used to open for him. >> jimmy: here he is. here's his album over here. and it's in like a -- [ light laughter ] a blurry photo of him. maybe it looks like a -- looks like a stallion right there. he's got a nice smile, cowboy hat. maybe he's a country singer, i don't know. stallion buck wild. >> he's a stallion, buck wild. >> jimmy: let's take a listen to "golf cart." ?? >> yo, stallion? >> what's up? >> what that you rolling in? >> ah, man. it's a golf cart. what i got a golf cart ? ? what i got a golf cart you got a golf cart yeah a golf cart ? ? you got a golf cart i got a golf cart you got a gold cart ? m i gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta got a golf cart ? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i swear, i swear. >> that's you and higgins. >> jimmy: no, no. no, that's the best. that is right there. that is favorite one, man. but, i just love he's -- that stallion's friend didn't even know what he was riding. he's like, what is tha

to it be tariq? who knows?give away. away. i can give that away. thaaway no one dies in this em sewed. sw but it's going to be -- it'ss juicy one and it's really -- to me it's great when it's ensemble episode and this is such an em seem bell peace everybody gets g to live fearlessly lines it's a fun one for me toom plasm it's really a difficult time for jamal and he's reallysr got to come to terms with, youi, know, he has a very very reall problem along with the ptsd but now the pills. pls so we see cookie and luciousnd s kind of join together in a way that you wouldn't expect them te and it's sad but it's also really -- it's really powerful. >> you are really just gettingei to stretch all of those little,l you know, acting fantasies outta because it's a very differentnt jamal when we're used to the t peace loving middle child jamall you're dealing with real demonsr much what's that like for yous t acting out this role? role? >> as an actor, it's very v rewarding.reward it's an actor's dream. dream the an artis