do you know what i'm talking about tariq? >> tariq: ha, ha absolutely, jimmy.re correct. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: come on. let me guess tariq is on vacation so he's replaced himself with a cardboard cutout >> tariq: ha, ha no, i am not a cardboard cutout it's me, the real tariq. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: tariq, that's clearly not true these lines are all preordered >> tariq: my lines are not prerecorded. i'm the real tariq from the roots. and i'm definitely not on vacation in the galapagos. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, fine if these lines aren't prerecorded, you should be able to answer anything i ask what's seven plus seven? >> tariq: 14 >> jimmy: what's seven times seven? >> tariq: 48, wait, no, 49 [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, i guess i'm just seeing things. i am sorry i doubted you, tariq. >> tariq: it's okay, jimmy at first, when you suggested i was a cardboard cutout, i was offended in fact, i was so flustered i had trouble answering a simple math problem [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i apologize. >> tariq: thank you. you know, this job can be p

you sure you don't seem good. >> tariq: just got some things on my mind, man. irk list >> jimmy: your irk list? >> tariq: yeah [ light laughter ] it's a list that i keep of things that annoy me random stuff, like broccoli rabe [ laughter ] you know >> jimmy: broccoli rabe annoys you? >> tariq: yeah, i mean broccoli rabe it's like, it's the only broccoli that's bitter for no reason like, "come on, man. way to bring the room down, rabe." [ laughter ] i mean, no, no think about it all the other broccoli is good, right? like the little baby broccolini [ light laughter ] little organic broccolini, it tastes -- it's almost sweet. all the cousins, cauliflower they're having a moment right now. [ laughter ] they're good >> jimmy: they are having a moment right now >> tariq: even the o.g. broccoli with the afro. [ light laughter ] it's good. but then rabe is just, like, bitter for no reason i don't like it. you can tell whenever all the broccoli family gets together, they're like, "if rabe calls - [ laughter ] i'm not here." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah wow! [ applaus

>> tariq: duh.lse would i get all thesea can't" - [ laughter ] "you can't spell 'america' without 'eric'?" >> jimmy: i had no idea that - [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i had no idea that you liked him so much. i -- >> tariq: i thought everyone did. [ light laughter ] why else would i get all these shirts made -- [ laughter ] that say "we don't need a wall, we need a swal"? [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: yeah, yeah that's pretty -- i understand it must be upsetting, but i'm sorry i had to break it to you like this >> tariq: man, this is the worst. now what am i going to do with all these shirts [ laughter ] that say - "all's well that ends swell. >> jimmy: "all swell that swal's well" >> tariq: yeah, yeah, you know what i mean. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, these shirts are getting worse and worse. tariq, how many shirts did you get made >> tariq: i mean, who cares? it doesn't matter anyway i mean, who's even replacing him in the debate? >> jimmy: a guy named steve bullock. >> tariq: oh, man,

, here we go here we go >> jimmy: tariq, what's up >> tariq: let me guess you're going to make fun of by listing a bunch of fake stuff that he read this summer >> jimmy: i mean, yeah, that was the plan [ laughter ] >> tariq: and then each joke is going to pop up as, like, a graphic so everyone can see it, and then laugh about it, or not. >> jimmy: right. [ laughter ] >> tariq: i know exactly how this will go, okay like, the top of the screen is going to say something like "trump's summer reading list." and then, underneath that, it'll say things like, "his own tweets." [ laughter ] or, or -- "the menu at carl's jr. [ laughter ] and, and -- oh, oh, "the back of a shampoo bottle. [ laughter ] or, or -- "'eat pray love,' but only the first part about eating." [ laughter ] and then finally -- you know, the thing he reads every year, "divorce papers. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] >> tariq: is that how this is going to go? >> jimmy: yeah, that's right yeah, you nailed it, yeah. >> tariq: all right. [ mumbles >> jimmy: what's that? >> tariq: i don't think

: yeah, hey, tariq [ laughter ] why are you calling me >> tariq: i just missed you, man. [ laughter ] i feel like we haven't talked in a while and i miss your voice. i love talking to you. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: that's really sweet, buddy. i miss you, too. ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ it's nice to hear your voice again i've waited all day long even wrote a song for you ♪ ♪ it's strang the way you make me feel ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ with just a word or two i'd like to do the same for you ♪ ♪ it's nice t hear you say hello and how are things with yo i love you ♪ ♪ but very soon it's time to go ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ an office job to do while i'm here writing songs for you ♪ ♪ strange how a phone cal can change your da take you away ♪ ♪ away from the feeling of being alone bless the telephone ♪ [ call waiting tone >> jimmy: hold on, i'm sorry, i'm getting another call [ laughter ] hello? ♪ it's nice to hear your voice again i've waited ♪ [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: i'm sorry, you have the -- you have the wrong number. goodbye. [ laughter ] that was weird we'll be right back with more of "the ton

let's see it [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: one more tariq for the win.wow. >> that's a lot, though. >> steve: that is a lot. you're going to eat a whole turkey that is a lot. all righty >> jimmy: i'll give you $1,000 if turkey's up there. [ laughter ] >> steve: let us see turkey. oh now -- up to you guys to steal >> we got it, we got it. >> steve: noah, what are you going to say it's up to you >> jimmy: try it >> try it. >> why did steve all ready know it was a wrong answer? [ laughter ] >> i think it's going to be -- i -- [ yells >> hey >> but it was his idea >> all right, bag of chips >> what? >> steve: will i regret eating this whole bag of chips? [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: okay, wow. bag o' chips [ yelling and singing all right. >> did you guys write a song before coming here >> yes >> jimmy: here's what's great about you. >> yes >> jimmy: don't worry about. >> i lost my name tag. >> what's great about me [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, here's what's great about you. sorry, all right sorry. >> steve: all right. it's time for the final rou

tariq was laughing, he was having the time of his life.>> oh no >> jimmy: i go, no, no, i already did my zip line. he's like, you got no choice we're in a jungle, dude. [ laughter ] it was just terrible so you jumped off the bridge >> yeah, so i did tandem swing, which is you just stand next to the person with your arms around each other, and you just literally countdown 1, 2, 3, and just walk off a bridge >> jimmy: no [ laughter ] and they sort of -- i was like into it and then i got nervous right before >> jimmy: i'm nervous now. >> so they have the guys like -- >> jimmy: i would never do this. this is crazy. >> they have the guy, like, pushing your back a little bit >> jimmy: excuse me. >> it felt like a stage mom, like shoving their kid into an audition >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. never in my life would i do that >> you should do it. >> jimmy: never. >> it was cool i loved it >> jimmy: you did not love it. >> i did love it >> jimmy: you did not, you hated it >> i screamed, i loved it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you loved it maybe the

you heard just now what tariq peers out of said do you believe as he stated that india and pakistan are headed down a path of confrontation. a lot depends on how pakistan behaves itself if it overreacts we are being very cool in india in fact our prime minister said we have to adopt a statesman like position it's an internal matter and we are not interested in escalating this conflict and all of this is an administrative reorganization of kashmir that was our visit part of india you know 7 decades ago so for pakistan to meddle and interfere and to try and internationalize this that is their strategy because they cannot match india conventionally so they want to bring in 3rd parties 4th parties crying about you know a leg of human rights violations and such things but the reality is that these measures are not like pinpricks and frankly cancellation of trade with india you know the volume is like hardly $2000000000.00 most of our period is not with pakistan at all and it's not going to affect us and not is it going to compel us to change but i suspect the real problem is not what they're

tariq herzog is a pakistan security analyst and he joins us from islamabad welcome to all of our guests let me start with you these moves that pakistan is making suspending train service to india threatening to close airspace to india downgrading diplomatic ties with india what kind of effect will it have in the long run well the initial let me start with the initial effect of that the purpose of severing. done grading the diplomatic ties is a to send a message to the war that there are tensions between india and pakistan to look because of the actions taken by moody to simply strip the people of this repeat of that but i had to go in themselves and all of the liberties that is now that is now days deployed that if you don't take an action now the situation would. move towards a direct military confrontation so the downgrading of diplomatic ties actually sends a clear message of what i just mentioned it does the art of the war that tensions are very high that the normal ties have become strained that the diplomatic ties no longer you know why of all cannot be maintained as such and the

nothing but good looks and a great head of hair, but you're more than that so much more [ laughter ] >> tariq've got one, too. you guys can just call it -- ♪ >> alas, tariq couldn't think of a better joke than dunkin' pumpkins embarrassed and broken, he decided to relocate. he soon found refuge in a secluded two room cabin in rural vermont overlooking the green mountains, mountains that once served as his protector but eventually served as his prison choosing to live a life of solitude, he spent his remaining days tending to his vast estate and farm the one glimmer of light that still shined down upon him was waiting to see what he would reap from the harvest that had been sown that season. oddly enough, the one crop that proved itself most bountiful each year was -- pumpkins [ laughter and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: some tv news last night was an all-new episode of "bachelor in paradise." [ cheers ] this is educational television at its best. >> steve: yeah at its best. >> jimmy: one of the new arrivals, jordan, was doing his best to flirt with nicole. all righ this is classi

believe very clear that they have sent to the whole world sure i'm charlie you heard just now what tariq peers out of said do you believe as he stated that india and pakistan are headed down a path of confrontation. a lot depends on how pakistan behaves itself if it overreacts we are being very cool in india in fact our prime minister said we have to adopt a statesman like position it's an internal matter and we are not interested in escalating this conflict and all of this is an administrative reorganization of kashmir that was our visit part of india you know 7 decades ago so for pakistan to meddle and interfere and to try and internationalize is that is their strategy because they cannot match india conventionally so they want to bring in 3rd parties 4th parties crying about you know a leg of human rights violations and such things but the reality is that these measures are not like pinpricks and frankly cancellation of trade with india you know the volume is like hardly $2000000000.00 most of our period is not with pakistan at all and it's not going to affect us and not is it going t

the moroccan manager of the project tariq vertical walker who is meeting with marcos fresh enough from the german development bank k.f. gallagher in germany has lent more than 800000000 euros to the project the biggest single contributor morocco couldn't have financed the project along its own up but then it just was. morocco has no fossil fuels. at the same time our energy needs are increasing. that's the reason our government is backing renewables with that. in just a few years more than 40 percent of morocco's electricity will be generated from the sun and wind there are plans to build 5 large plants like this one meaning the country could soon be a global leader for solar power. from the high tech energy projects back to the mountains but don't he is being loaded up and john wood and his team are heading off to the next tom. although morocco has expanded its select tricity gretta mentally in recent years some villages are simply too remote to reach them which is why these solar technicians are sorely needed. last night bella and his wife speak of the hardships they experienced last

you'll see tariq grow. crazy. >> just take deep breaths. >> anybody coming in here -- anybody going to the premiere? >> can you give us tickets? >> it is sold out. >> that, we can't do. >> if anybody can make it happen, it's this -- >> no. >> don't put that kind of pressure on me. >> tell us one other thing. parents, what age did you start letting your kids watch is show? >> this is a big topic. my son is 12 years old. he's not allowed to watch "power." but i am debating if tonight i will make an exception just for him to experience madison square garden and the premiere. so shoutout to him because he's watching and might for the one time get to watch it. [ applause ] >> it's not the language. it's not the -- it's the sex scenes. that's what it is. >> my daughter is 2. she just turned 2. she don't know what's going on. [ laughter ] >> you know, t.j., the first time it came on it was 50's birthday and robin had us on. nova was -- she's 6 now. she was on the set. back then she was watching because pre-3 you c

tariq, you got your grades?” certain grades to getting. tariq, you got your grades?in a grade average of seven, which thankfully, i have met all of them so thankfully, i have met all of them solam thankfully, i have met all of them so i am going to go on to there. that is very academic, so that is pretty impressive. i am doing the international baccalaureate, i got all the grades i needed, just enough to do it. so i am pretty happy, as well. how does it add to the pressure, knowing you've got to get certain grades to get into your sixth form please? that is your first option and if you don't get it obviously you would be upset about not getting it. so i am happy that i did get in. how will you celebrate, when you are off the telly and you can go and chill? i will be meeting my family members and i'm glad that they are going to give me some money! great work. i plan on going toa money! great work. i plan on going to a restaurant with some friends, just a small celebration.” to a restaurant with some friends, just a small celebration. ijust showed my grades to my famil

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office of the united nations high commissioner for refugees in libya he joins us via skype from tunis tariq the u.n.h.c.r. had previously called for these detention centers in libya to be closed so what's your response now that the libyan government has announced that because in at least some of these centers yes all units here has long been paid for the closure of all the tension sensors in libya and we are following closely on this initiative of shutting down 3 of this detention centers including that the tension center that had been hit by an airstrike early last year last month or even 50 all dead and more than one juror then 30 injured so right now we have we have. been following up with the government so try to understand them well that it is not there really is this. really is an asylum seekers and was generally to assist. conditional to the respect of human rights and also their safety and protection ok so you're not calling for all these detention centers in libya to be closed but what happens then to the migrants and refugees who end up in libya either by land or sea where do they

used to belong to that tariq a taliban of pakistan the pakistani branch of the taliban which does not fit in the same order the afghan taliban they also are members of other radical groups that felt that they preferred to raise their eyes or i escaped the flag in afghanistan along the border with pakistan so there are still a lot of questions about this group their ties to other terrorist organizations that obviously the motivation behind these attacks especially on soft targets such as the one in kabul right so then it sounds like from what you're saying that and i put this in the context of what the president ashraf ghani said he said the taliban has to bear responsibility for this as well simply because of the the instability they create there is that is that a fair assessment. well people would question that because we have to have proof we have to have evidence to say that it was described versus the other group i mean i still claim responsibility for this one again we do not know to what extent which faction of the taliban may or may not have some linkage is to i so what is the

i want to bring in tariq el musa. famous guy, home of hgtv's ""flip or flop"." to the show. >> thanks, guys. stuart: don't overpower us, don't over power us. this is fascinating. >> yeah. stuart: you can flip homes in places like boise, shawnee, grand rapids, which have never been on the real estate market for a long time. tell me what is going on? >> all all about the affordabily index, l.a., san francisco, new york, for entry level buyer or new buyer to come into the market, a lot cannot afford to pay 500, 600, $700,000. where do you go if you can't buy the a markets? you go to the b markets. they are coming more popular because people are looking for new areas to live. stuart: are people like you taking advantage of low interest rates, the investor buys the home and flips it? >> absolutely very important. myself, i have 93 single-family house rental properties across the u.s., in different markets, north carolina, south carolina, oklahoma, just different markets like that. the reason these markets are emerging markets because there is a housing shortage. the