it, do we know last week in may so we got a little time. >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: yeah >> tariq: youbud. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you figured it out already. do we know exactly what we're doing? we could choose anything >> tariq: i mean, i guess, yeah >> jimmy: it's not hamburgers, hotdogs. >> tariq: i mean, if that's what you want to make. that's gonna be your submission, then by all means, yes. [ laughter ] yes, hamburgers and hotdogs. >> jimmy: i feel like you're doing reverse psychology it's pretty overt. you say like, "yeah, yeah, sure if that's what you're gonna make." you're getting angry already >> tariq: angry? what are you talking about [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah i think he's getting angry >> tariq: i don't drop my cool >> steve: it's your reverse psychology >> jimmy: no, dude, here's the thing. i'm already playing the game i'm in your head, buddy. >> tariq: okay >> jimmy: yeah so me just saying that already tripped you up >> tariq: wow. >> jimmy: so now you're going to make angry chicken. >> tariq: okay [ laughter ] i see what you're doing there. >> jimmy: wait are you goin

>> tariq: upright bass >> upright bass? >> tariq: yeah >> is that that big one?'d never have to do in my life. [ laughter ] [ bass sounds lower? you think lower? okay >> jimmy: the audience is very interactive. >> okay. wait hold on. ♪ [ buzzer ] >> tariq: what was that? >> jimmy: yeah, a little more. >> one more time ♪ >> jimmy: it is like something on a soundtrack. >> tariq: "toxic" by britney spears >> we're in the realm. we're in the realm no, it was "like a virgin" by madonna. [ applause ] >> jimmy: why did you say, "ah," like you were close. >> yeah. that was good. >> jimmy: that was good, absolutely madonna will be proud. this last one, let's join forces and do a song jimmy: dun-da-da i heard it >> yeah, i heard it. >> jimmy: um, we're going to both try and play the same song at the same time, and work together to get the roots to guess. let's join forces. here we go uh, pick the song. [ crowd shouting ] >> jimmy: yeah, let's go for ten. i can see it too cause it's me and you. >> oh, this is a cool one. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, we got this right, we got this

>> tariq: yes. >> jimmy: is it words that rhyme with dog >> tariq: yes!it >> 10, 9, 8 -- jog! what >> jimmy: what do you mean, 10, 9, 8 >> jimmy: we're throwing that category that category is done. no one gets that here we go tariq, it is our turn again. what is the next category? "number between 1 and 10." >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: easy >> tariq: easy this is easy, dude let's keep it simple >> jimmy: let's keep it simple >> tariq: yes, k-i-s-s >> jimmy: it's between 1 in 10 you can't say 1 and you can't say 10 >> correct one, two, three, five. >> tariq: what [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> tariq: it's between between! five is in the middle. >> jimmy: lucky seven. five >> tariq: come on. come on man. >> jimmy: holy moly! wow! >> we've been together for a a long time. your brain starts thinking alike, so i just have a feeling we're going on get it right. i just have a feeling we're going to get this right. >> she's going to get it right >> let's go. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> you counting? >> yeah. i'm counting three, two, one.e [ at the same time ] three! [ dini

i didn't think tariq watches sports >> tariq: i like baseball. a home run for me pun intended all right, so what you are going to do is, this is a seven-layer cake so the first layer goes on then you want to put buttercream on >> tariq: i like to do a cream cheese icing with a little carrot top try and get it as seamless as possible yeah, that's pretty good >> jimmy: now as i'm going, you can kind of see already the shape of the head. cake and baseball. the original lyrics for "take me out to the ball game" was - ♪ buy me some cake ♪ >> tariq: this is my first time ever hearing cake and baseball in the same sentence i feel like this is a set up like, "it's is a competition we gonna do, you know, spaghetti and tennis." it's [ bleep ] stupid. it's stupid. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it almost looks exactly like him already tariq, you're going down, buddy. >> tariq: we can take like a a candy popcorn ball and we can cover it in the fondant and make it look like a baseball >> jimmy: you want to get some eye holes in there [ light laughter ] stick it in th

. >> tariq: it's all good.ast i can still enjoy my favorite summer drink. a nice refreshing boba tea >> jimmy: oh [ light laughter ] >> tariq: oh, what >> jimmy: roll the clip. >> running out of the boba tea was behind a nationwide shortage of tapioca pearls [ light laughter ] >> tariq: what no pork or boba tea? well, at least i can still plan to relax in my pool over the summer [ light laughter ] don't say it >> jimmy: roll the clip. >> for those of you planning to relax in your pool over the summer, it could be in jeopardy due of a chlorine shortage >> tariq: oh, come on. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, tariq, i'm sure you'll find something fun to pass the time this summer >> tariq: yeah, i guess so maybe i'll buy a boat. >> looking to buy a boat, perhaps? you may be out of luck [ laughter ] recent events leading to a boat shortage >> tariq: maybe i'll look to buy a new house or do a home improvement project. >> if you're looking to buy a new house or do a home improvement project, you'll be paying more. a lumber shorta

guy >> tariq: he's the guy >> jimmy: what >> tariq: that's the guy >> jimmy: joe dispenza >> tariq:e guy >> steve: no, i went to bob roth that's the guy [ laughter ] bob roth - >> jimmy: bob ross, the painter? >> steve: no, bob roth you're thinking of bob ross, the painter. >> jimmy: no, i went to a guy called "waking up. that's the guy i -- that's the app i -- >> tariq: yeah, that's not -- that's the wrong guy [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really >> tariq: yeah >> jimmy: joe -- what's his name >> together: joe dispenza. >> jimmy: joe dispenza >> steve: is he a philly guy >> tariq: no >> questlove: no, he's worldwide. he's the guy trust me >> jimmy: joe dispenza >> questlove: trust me >> tariq: joe dispenza >> jimmy: all right. i'm doing joe dispenza >> steve: is he expensive? cause you gonna spendza the money. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: anyway - >> steve: thank you. >> jimmy: since i've been insulted by this book, i've felt a little better [ laughter ] so maybe that's my way to curing my lower back pain, but i'm going to test my back tonight cause we have a physical challenge with me and mich

, vote tariq or he's going to kill you all. >> oh, god >> tariq: wow!. >> he was innocent >> y'all did me dirty. >> jimmy: kirk, what are you doing on that vent oh, kirk, no oh, no oh my gosh >> i get the feeling that it might be kirk. >> jimmy: oh my gosh guys, emergency meeting. >> i'm telling you, man. it's kirk. >> jimmy: kirk all the way, dude >> wait, why >> jimmy: flip down the wall he's like, "oh, we vented! >> it sounds like it might be jimmy. >> jimmy: no, man, i never saw anyone go down the vent. >> you're projecting, jimmy. >> i voted for kirk. >> i'm thinking it might be jimmy. >> jimmy: look at this look at this watch this what a different game we played kirk, whoa >> he was lying. >> all right this means jimmy's innocent, right? >> i never doubted him >> let's stick together. >> i'm so confused >> hi, noah. >> hi, gaten >> what's up, buddy? >> oh, god, the doors! who closed the doors >> why's it locked >> the doors are locked! >> oh! >> jimmy: am i dead or am i in the vents playing around waiting for you guys >> oh, my god. >> wait, what.

who wins quickly, me or tariq >> questlove: is tariq done yet?camilo, and the roots of course. thank you, tariq thanks for watching everybody. stay safe. wear a mask. have a happy st. patrick's day stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪

>> "tariq's teachable moment." [ applause ] >> tariq: thanks, jimmy.nk i can shine a light on this you see, when black people cook, we enjoy this thing you might have heard of. it is called flavor. [ laughter ] flavor is what happens to a meal when you add more to it than just salt or pepper >> steve: i don't know it sounds spicy. >> tariq: it can be. in black homes, spice racks are like guard dogs, robust, loud, integral parts of the family unit meanwhile, your spice rack is more like a lap dog. small, decorative, but ultimately useless so when the pandemic hit and restaurants closed, black people treated old bay lik >> jimmy: okay how much seasoning should i use? >> tariq: a great start would be more than zero. [ laughter ] >> just do what i do ignore the recipe and sprinkle it on a little longer than you usually would. like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay this seems like a lot. >> tariq: it is. that's the point, jimmy. and look, if you don't understand yet, that's okay. just give it a minute to marinade [ ding ] [ applause ] >> "tariq's teachable

more now i'm joined by tariq he also rabid she's a spokesperson for the world health organization in geneva switzerland thanks for being with us this morning 1st of all we've seen pictures of hospitals in india being overwhelmed for days now can you tell us whether or not the pandemic in india is peaking or quit there's still the worst to come there. well morning to it's very difficult to predict. how the situation will all but it's important really that you need for the health system in india. people try to protect themselves as much papers possible and if they follow the device that is being human how so aren't these as in any country when you have a sort of a combination of factors such as new variants that are likely to be more transmissible. gathering when the vaccination levels are low and people are reacting you know personal protective behavior we can see do sort of explosion although we had not seen in any other country on the scale that we need to need to stand with with india now and try to help as much as we can what role or the new virus variants that we're hearing about

who wins quickly, me or tariq >> questlove: is tariq done yet?jimmy: we don't know. >> questlove: i love both my friend's pouring or no >> jimmy: oh my god. >> questlove: tariq, i'm sorry jimmy, you won ♪ [ ding ] >> jimmy: what are you sorry for? my thanks to jerry seinfeld, taylor kinney, camilo, and the roots of course. thank you, tariq thanks for watching everybody. stay safe. wear a mask. have a happy st. patrick's day stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: tonight, on "late night with seth meyers." kenan thompson star of "minari," actor steven yeun. music from julien baker, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, seth meyers ♪ >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, and this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight all right, all right, good to hear let's get to the news. president biden on friday ordered air strikes against syria. well, that certainly didn't take long it's like going to a chumbawamba concert and they open with "tubthumping." i mean, we

." >> tariq: ha-ha-ha that's it tariq, just keep fake laughing it is almost the weekend >> jimmy: there'sar me by your lade." >> tariq: man, i was at the oscars on sunday i should have stayed my ass in l.a. >> jimmy: and of course, who could forget classics like "the coatbook." >> steve: holy [ bleep ] this is great. fallon, you've changed the late night game once again. >> jimmy: and of course, "bravehat. [ laughter ] glad you guys enjoyed that [ laughter ] >> steve: "brave hat." >> jimmy: and some more entertainment news after the success of "godzilla vs. kong," they are already thinking about the next movie, which could be called "son of kong." yep. it starts with king kong going, "you're my son?" damn, that clinic said that you'd never be able to find me [ laughter ] yeah, it is about a giant ape who doesn't want to go into his family's lizard punching business "i'm different than you, dad." [ laughter ] and this is fun, they are also planning a movie that takes place before "son of kong" called "before i met your monkey." [ laughter ] well, guys -- well, guys, it has now been over a

food covers the other half >> tariq: the food, it doesn't cover the other half but the food is still, you know what i mean he's not breathing through his nose, at least, while he's eating you know, sometimes people are nose breathers when they're eating their food. they're just huffing and puffing and spreading probably more germs >> jimmy: you don't think people breathe out of their mouths >> tariq: i mean, people breathe out of their mouth while they're eating, yes. but some people are heavy -- just get off my lawn, jimmy! [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: well, guys, this week in major league baseball made a pretty big announcement in response to georgia's new voting law listen to this >> another brushback against the state of georgia over its controversial new voting law major league baseball announcing it is pulling its all-star game and draft out of the atlanta braves stadium in protest. >> jimmy: meanwhile the braves were like, "phew, i can't believe this had nothing to do with our team name, tomahawk logo, or chant." someone else deal with this. and now republicans say they'r

tariq, you got one >> tariq: yep, here's mine [ audience aw's >> jimmy: james, how about you >> sure,eve: wait, that was kindergarten >> jimmy: i don't know you can just say you don't have a photo. >> steve: yeah, don't lie. is that a beanie >> jimmy: it's a beanie -- >> steve: with a propeller >> jimmy: -- propeller on the top. >> steve: like 1920s >> jimmy: i don't what's going -- >> steve: it's what kids wear. >> jimmy: this one's from jackie smith jackie >> steve: oh, yeah there you go there's jackie >> jimmy: now, they're starting to get you jackie was like, "hey. "hey, jimmy -- oh, not jack-ay >> steve: is it jack-ay? >> jimmy: no, i wish it was jack-ay. "mary. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "hey jimmy, the oscars are this weekend, but a lot of oscar nominated movies are hard to watch 'cause they're so emotional. can you help me out? i hear you those movies can be pretty intense. so we re-voiced scenes from some classic best picture nominees with the least emotional person we know, siri. it's time for "let's get siri-ous: oscars edition." [ cheers and applause >> "let's get serious. >>

tariq, do you know danny k >> yeah. the flagon with the dragon >> jimmy: never seen singing in the rain so you do know danny k i rest my case he said he didn't know him but here he is reciting lines. this is not the same danny k "destined for hip-hop" is the name of the album. let's see if that's true, let's take a listen to a song called "track and field." "track and field." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> oh, my god! >> jimmy: are you sure - i think that one was you >> yeah. i actually liked that one. i liked the track better than the field. >> jimmy: this next song is from a singer that i've never heard of named carlton king coleman >> steve: ooh. i like that. >> jimmy: the song is called, "the booboo song." >> "the booboo song. >> jimmy: let's take a listen to this one. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> wow >> jimmy: that's a good jam, i like this one. right? >> i like the graphics on that album too. >> sounds like dumb donald >> jimmy: i like it. all right, here we go. we are down to our last song this one is interesting -- is from an orchestra called, "the po

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actually firing a machine gun while riding on the bike of a dinosaur [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> tariqat >> jimmy: some sports news well, everyone is pumped for this it is march madness! [ cheers and applause that's right everyone is doing their office pools. of course, this year that means it's you against your wife, your 2-year-old and your dog "rusty, you picked gonzaga, too? [ light laughter ] and this is cool, fans will be allowed in the arenas but capacity will be limited so to add some extra excitement, cbs is making these sneaker squeaks 50% louder [ sneaker squeaking "and there is the pass from -- there's a pass from jennings oh, he's go the easy lay-up. jennings got the easy layup! oh he's got checked out." [ laughter ] [ sneaker squeaking "there is pass over to - oh, canova oh, canova pass it back to jennings he's down on the play with it. [ laughter ] [ sneaker squeaking no, don't do it. i'm out of breath. [ laughter ] well this is great though, do you guys remember sister jean? she was the nun who was the biggest fan of loyola chicago's basketball team? yeah, well, her sch

explosion, everyone was like, "it's a a lawsuit. [ laughter ] what is going on with these things >> tariq's crazy >> jimmy: yeah, they're supposed to reveal the gender of the baby, not the iq of the parents. [ laughter ] well, this made me laugh a man in taiwan is making news for finding an interesting way to get some extra time off from work listen to this story >> a man in taiwan found a a creative way to get an extended vacation from work. he initially got married last april. he was given eight days off. at the end of his leave, he divorced his wife and planned to remarry her the next day. and he did this whole process, not once, not twice, but three times.save the date, april 6th, 17th and 29th." [ laughter ] and finally, a woman here in new york city came home to her apartment and found an unexpected visitor watch this ♪ ♪ [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: wow. i didn't even know new york city pigeons laid eggs [ laughter ] i thought they were just rats that earned their wings. [ laughter ] don't worry though, the pigeon's gone. and this no relation at all, i just want to remind everyone ab

mr us or a bitch thank you very much for talking with us that was tariq yes or a bit from the world health organization in geneva. now it was billed as europe's biggest indoor rock called search since the start of the pandemic a concert in spain that went ahead with $5000.00 unvaccinated music fans in the audience a month ago now the research results are out and the organizers say it did not trigger a jump in corona virus infections everyone wore masks at the indoor bed but there was no social distancing yourself it worked. on stage in barcelona one of spain's most popular bands indie rockers love of lesbian. on the floor crowd dancing swaying and cheering together wearing masks but with no assigned seating and no requirement to keep space free between them. excited fans gathered a month ago for the eagerly awaited event the 1st big concert without social distancing since the start of the pandemic. concert goers were given a coronavirus test before they were allowed in an experiment to find out whether mass events can be safely held music promoters worked with one of person owners main hos

pakistan party attacked a police station in the whore it says 6 officers were taken hostage tortured tariq about pakistan says at least 4 of its supporters have been killed there have been violent clashes since the arrest of the party exe leader earlier this week. egypt's health ministry says at least 11 people have been killed as a train derailment every 100 others have been injured it happened as the train was traveling near the city of talks north of cairo is the 2nd large scale accident involving trains and less than a month local media reporting the head of the egyptian railways agency has submitted his resignation. would be 70 people have been killed in violence and yemen's barabant tires provinces. another 85 people were injured military forces say a battle for control of the oil rich regions intensified during the past 24 hours the rebels launched an offensive in february the u.s. and united nations have increased diplomatic efforts to reach a cease fire. anger about a lack of distribution of wealth is being blamed for the conflict in northern mozambique the world bank says the nor

conversation there thank you so much to all of our guests hillary mann leverett hamad mousavi and tariq routh and thank you too for watching you can see the program again any time by visiting our website others are a dot com and for further discussion go to our facebook page that's facebook dot com forward slash a.j. inside story you can also join the conversation on twitter our handle is at a.j. inside story from imagine from the whole team here by for now thanks. seems a promising path out of the pandemic but implementing the greatest inoculation in history is testing the global community around the world already a clear gap has emerged between rich nations and poor ones when it comes to vaccinating their populations from the geopolitics to the pure economics the misinformation and the latest developments what's going on here is very different for a start look at seeing comes in the form of the nasal spray special coverage of the corona virus pandemic are not just. a footballer from spain traded battling opponents on the plate for fighting fascism at home on the brule. footballing leg

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conversation there thank you so much to all of our guests hillary mann leverett hamad mousavi and tariq routh and thank you for watching you can see the program again any time by visiting our website others here at out com and for further discussion go to our facebook page that's facebook dot com forward slash a.j. inside story you can also join the conversation on twitter our handle is at a.j. inside story from imagine from the whole team here if i for now. in the yugoslav rulers of the ninety's crimes were committed by a bull's eyes. out as their wealth meets made cocoa nuts a croatian son who went to jail for crimes he says he didn't commit. was he a god in a concentration camp or was he simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. coke now that it's trial and error on al-jazeera. oldham's rightwing government and the catholic church are the very best of friends the curse of force the government the government supports the church their critics claim they boast all powerful demonizing others they find an enemy of them by trying to scare other people with it and it's not the ideology o

good them in row road as well as the rest of inmates ruin and popular highland hills kron 4 sports tariq island, not cape. that's highland. but what about this guy? where does that leave jimmy garoppolo. >> he still has its good looks and 50 million bucks to fall back on our resident football expert will tran is live at levi stadium will because you're an expert. your guess is better than mine. so just take a guess. >> i think jimmy g will make it through. tonight. the reason being it's hard to find a suitor for him because the q bees have already been picked up. the colts picked up carson wentz and his bat contract. we're talking 51 million dollars for the next 2 years. that is still there and let's face it, the reason why they're even dropping a quarterback because of injuries in 64 games with the niners he's only played 31 games and the one full season that he did played area. he took them to the super bowl. one out of 4 seasons. so, you know, they always say your best ability is availability. he's not available. your best ability is your availability. >> everybody says that right. he

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