okay, this is it-- sheriff andy taylor a hick burg called mayberry. look in the closets, sweep under the rugs bring back anything that can be twisted into an article. i want to pulverize that image. that's a tall order, mr. jackson. most small-town sheriffs are notoriously honest. in fact, they're like shining knights. so that's why i'm sending you. if he has any cracks in his armor, you can find them. and i've never known a shining knight yet that didn't have a few. so you find them. officer! uh, could i have a little information, please? oh, i'll handle this, andy. at your service, ma'am. oh, thank you, sheriff. oh, well... i'm not the sheriff. i'm deputy fife. oh, hi, i'm jean boswell. i was wondering if you could recommend a good hotel in town. oh, well, the mayberry hotel is good. that's it right there. oh... well, i'm a college student, and i was wondering how does it compare in price with some of the others? well, it, uh... uh... well, that... that's actually the... the only hotel. well, i guess that's the one for me. college student, you say,