taylor lautner and robert pattinson. show of handsome. all in favor?. >> handsome. >> jimmy: all opposed? >> i don't know, i don't see handsome yet. i'm going to overrule this one. not handsome. cute. >> what's wrong with cute? >> jimmy: there's a quota. and you filled it. >> the best. >> jimmy: oh, right, yeah, liev schreib schreiber. show of handsome. >> wait a minute, i can't see. down? you know, ted, maybe if you could be here in person instead of chatting online we wouldn't have to do this. >> quiet, kimmel. i'm evaluating handsomeness. all right, i'm ready. >> jimmy: thank you. all right, show of handsome. >> handsome. >> handsome. >> jimmy: all opposed? i don't know, his facial hair is kind of reddish. >> what? >> jimmy: overruled. >> why are we even voting on this crap? >> jimmy: any old business? >> no old business. >> excuse me, i never got a response to my request to legally change my name. >> jimmy: change it to what? >> handsome hawke. >> jimmy: approved. >> i'm handsome hawke. >> jimmy: okay, any new business? >> yeah, i'd like to make a

taylor lautner and robert pattinson. show of handsome. all in favor?ed? >> i don't know, i don't see handsome yet. i'm going to overrule this one. not handsome. cute. >> what's wrong with cute? >> jimmy: there's a quota. and you filled it. >> the best. >> jimmy: oh right, yeah, liev schreiber schreiber. show of handsome. >> wait a minute, i can't see. >> jimmy: would you pass this down? you know ted, maybe if you could be here in person instead of chatting online we wouldn't have to do this. >> quiet, kimmel. i'm evaluating handsomeness. all right, i'm ready. >> jimmy: thank you. all right, show of handsome. >> handsome. >> handsome. >> jimmy: all opposed? i don't know, his facial hair is kind of reddish. >> what? >> jimmy: overruled. >> why are we even voting on this crap? >> jimmy: any old business? >> no old business. >> excuse me, i never got a response to my request to legally change my name. >> jimmy: change it to what? >> handsome hawke. >> jimmy: approved. >> i'm handsome hawke. >> jimmy: okay, any new business? >> yeah, i'd like to make a moti

tbttbttbtlttbtt, which everyone knows stands for "tyra banks, tim tebow, bonnie tyler, tom brady, taylor lautner this -- that's -- [ cheers and applause ] that's up to you. off the top of my head. [ applause ] let's try another suggestion. this one is from brock larson. brock larson, "hey, jimmy. i'm really excited about seeing the '50 shades of grey' sequel '50 shades darker.' but i can't help wondering, what it would sound if all the characters in the movie had peewee herman voices. can you make that happen?" well brock, you're in luck. because i can make that happen. [ laughter ] here's a trailer for "50 shades darker" where the characters sound like peewee. >> i want you back. >> have dinner with me. >> okay, fine. i'll have dinner with you. because i'm -- >> hungry. [ laughter ] >> got to be quicker than that, grey. [ laughter ] >> you just gonna stand there, gawking? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> no more secrets. >> aah, that's the magic word! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the magic word. secret word. let's take a look at another suggestion, here. this one comes megan mckeon. "hey, jimmy, ma