tea leoni: let's do it.rlie: on the next charlie rose, the most talked about these a new york is at the public theater and move to broadway later this summer. we talked to the director and also the star and creator. >> you make something and you have the wildest dream version of how you think you will be received. we are going to hang on. i started writing this when i was at the show. it was at random, it had great reviews on the back. i knew it was going to have a banging ending. i fell in love with the story. it the dickensian nature of life, almost from the second -- charlie: you say dickens, dickens, dickens. what was dickensian? >> alexander hamilton was born, possibly out of wedlock. his father split by the time he was 10 years old. his mother died in bed with him issue -- a few short years later. his brother was apprenticed to a blacksmith and was by himself. he got sent to live with the cousin after their death. the cousin killed himself. he got put in charge and was a clerk for a trading company tha

infused with green tea. the key ingredient, tea seeds. tea seeds are rich in nutrients that help keep the skin moist. workers extract oil from the seeds and put it in a skin care product. the cosmetics has been a hit. a luxury spa in a major hotel in japan will soon feature the product. >> translator: we want to create a greater variety of tea products. we hope to sell them in japan and overseas. >> reporter: a traditional japanese drink that's getting untraditional treatment. from the farm to the laboratory green tea producers are making every effort to survive. >>> the german government has been urging companies to bring their technologies to the next level. this involves further integrating i.t. and machinery. companies showed a range of innovations at one of the world's largest industrial fairs in northern germany. the companies from 70 countries have put up about 6500 displays at hanover messi. major electronics maker siemens is featuring a system that does away with inventories. that's because it uses

program has been a success for the tea company. last year sales to overseas customers quadrupled with shipments going out to 65 countries. >> translator: our mission is to bring japanese tea to the world. we want to convey the appeal of authentic green tea to customers overseas. other companies are fighting shrinking demand for green tea by developing new products. this company has invented a new seasoning that uses green tea. it is a green chili and salt mixture. in the company cafe chefs serve up a pasta that uses the seasoning. >> translator: pasta with tomato sauce is heavy but green tea pasta is light and delicious. >> reporter: the company has developed cosmetics infused with green tea. the key ingredient tea seeds. they are rich in nutrients that keep the skin moist. the cosmetics have been a hit. a luxury spa in a major hotel in japan will soon feature the product. >> translator: we want to create a greater variety of tea products. we hope to sell them in japan and overseas. >> reporter: a traditional japanese drink that's

you gotta be (ah) more (ah) tea! tea-riffic! lipton. be more tea.nd now try iced tea in a squeeze. [indistinct high pitched speech] ♪ [loud electric guitar solo] ♪ it's a different kind of peanut butter cup. smooth and crunchy butterfinger peanut butter cups. now in minis. ♪ lilly baker is preparing for college. she'll use that education to get a job. she'll use that job to buy a home. this is lilly baker. her mom just refinanced their home and is putting an extra $312 a month toward lilly's tuition. lilly is about to take over the world. who's with her? >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight former investigative reporter for "new york times," currently a commentator for fox news. her book is called "the story: a reporter's journey." please welcome to the program, judith miller. come on out! ( applause ) how's it going? >> fine, other than the cold. >> jon: oh, i'm sorry cold there. so so so-- oh boy. so so my feeling has always been-- and you probably know this about me. you've probably seen the program. >> i watch the show, yes. >> jon: you've wat

while holding the tea ceremony in this environment. it was like floating on a cloud high in the sky. >> reporter: time passes and light varies by the moment, trans muting the surroundings. >> translator: nature is constantly in a state of change, just being in nature isn't important. the point is for people to feel the transitions of nature with their entire bodies. >> the glass tea house will reflect japan's changing seasons from now on. and next year, yoshioka intends to show case the structure in another setting. he plans to transport it abroad in the spring. >>> now the weekend weather forecast. >>> that's all we have for now on "newsline." i'm ross mihara in tokyo. thank you for watching and have a good day. >> his name is synonymous with television journalism with a partner of 20 years, robert macneil helped redefine evening newscast and brought in-depth discussion of current affairs to the american public. a former marine he has been called the "dean of moderators" for having conducted almost a dozen presidential debates. he has

i think the tea party -- the reason that the fight is kind of over-ish or -- because the tea party one. and that the establishment people you named, mitch mcconnell and whoever else have essentially, they've gone over to the other side. you know, they've -- they've -- they're not still the same establishment figures who were reviled by the tea -- they've kind of had to become more like the tea party to be -- >> they learned to speak the tea party language, i think. mitch mcconnell and john boehner at heart are still washington deal makers -- >> right. >> but, yeah. they -- they learned to be more intransigent and to talk a good game and so on. but it's also that -- so the tea party won in a sense by swinging the party to the right. >> right. >> but then when the party having swung to the right lost with romney and then lost with the shutdown, there was room to sort of almost swing not to the left, but to the center, in the sense that you could take some of that tea party energy and say, okay, guys, you want to change washington, you want to throw out the incumbents. >> yep. >> you want

the tax hikes followed but the tea party came first. it was the first anti-spending movement in american history. there are lots of tax revolts. first anti-spending movement that a i can find. and -- that i can find. and when they did that, they had maybe 600-1,000 rallies that we could document around the country. there's a wonderful study that aei put out with some harvard and university of sweden stockholm -- >> i obviously think it's wonderful. yeah. [laughter] >> and this was very powerful because there was a study that said look, here's where you had a tea party rally, and here's where you're going to have a tea party rally, but it got rained out. what was the difference in voter turnout and money raised for political campaigns and future attendance at demonstrations. and they were stilting between -- estimating between three and six million additional votes came out for republicans in 2010 beyond what you otherwise would have expected because of the rallies themselves. and if you think about it, the left's always doing rallies. w

tax hikes follow but the tea party came first. it was the first anti-spending movement in american history. that's a tax revolt. the first anti-spending movement that i can find, and when they did that they had maybe 600 to $1000 we could document around the country. there's a wonderful study that aei put out with some harvard and universities of sweden -- >> host: i obviously think it's wonderful. >> guest: and this was is very powerful because it's a study that said no here's where you had a tea party route and usually why the tea party rally what was the difference in voter turnout and money raised for political campaigns and numbers of volunteers and future attendance and demonstrations. they were estimating between free and 6 million additional votes came out for republicans in 2010 and beyond what you otherwise would have expected because of the rallies themselves. if you think about, the left has always done rallies. i thought that's because they don't have jobs. why do they go to rallies? you meet people at rallies. you ge

he was elected pre-tea party and before the tea party there was one level of expectation which was very low and he was good. i said very nice things and he is ground breaking. he is doing stuff like this and walker is up here because post-tea party you could do more and you are expected to do more. this is criticism not of bush but like being post or pre-reagan. bush never caught up with the reagan mindset because they learned how politics worked before reagan changed the world. now it is pre and post-gingrich. if you think half of the people are lovely -- it changes how you approach things. and there is as big a change with the tea party. they took spending on ear marks when prior to the tea party was considered a time of being vulnerable. like i have stolen money from other people and given it to people that live near you. it was said that is great. it was in the obitary to talk about getting money back. today ear marks are like farting at the dinner table. they are considered what? it is corruption. this is corruption not comptence to be an ear marker. i worry the people who made the

we have strawberry tea squares and sweet tea cup and tea and lemon tea cake. so thank you very much. have a great day. >> doesn't seem fair to come up here after the chefs bear two beautiful gifts for you. our beverage service this evening is traditional american wines. but we have an unusual accent. when the president was in japan prime minister abe toasted him in conversations that followed, references were made that in the prime minister's prefecture there are excellent saki breweries there. the president thought he would bring saki in from one of the finest saki breweries in that home area, and we serve that as the toast for this evening. that's a personalized touch. the saki name comes from the fact that in saki brewing you take the rice and you refine the whole of the rice down to the center to bring out the starches which are the fermentable parts. this is down to 23%, basically 67% of the right is hulled off to give you this pure essence. it's a gorgeous saki. we'll be serving that as the toast this evening. the wines that we have are very nice. the wh

john: coming up, the tea party candidates marco ru .n: i got excited about the tea party movement. they held up copies of the constitution. they were disgusted by obamacare, by bailouts of big corporations, by the increase in spending by both obama and bush. would republicans now actually fight for smaller sustainable government? well they talk a good game. >> get out of health care business! get out of the education business! >> yeah! get out! that was governor rick perry. he and three other candidates who have already declared. ted cruz rand paul and marco rubio are considered tea party candidates. why those four? monica crowley covers politics for fox. what does tea party candidate mean? >> limited government. fiscal responsibility and economic freedom. those were the initial pillars of the tea party movement. john: which people say is too extreme. >> thought it was too extreme, but right there in the founding document this was country. i think that over time the tea party movement which was purely organic and grassroots and strictly

those were the initial pillars of the tea party movement.ohn: which people say is too extreme. >> thought it was too extreme, but right there in the founding document this was country. i think that over time the tea party movement which was purely organic and grassroots and strictly limited to the size of government and government spending became such a threat to the obama administration and to the left that they had to be assaulted and so this government sicked the internal revenue service on the tea party. they became so distracted with trying to fight off the irs, it lost its mission. john: let's talk about some of the candidates. one so far highest in the betting after jeb bush is marco rubio. >> i think marco rubio caused himself some damage with the tea party movement and the broader conservative movement with the stance on immigration and supporting the gang of eight. john: he has backed off. >> he has backed off. john: i'm sad about that, we're going to deport 12 million people? seems he was realistic and now chickened out. >> what h

it's what makes a subaru a subaru. >> has the tea party lost its touch?h anniversary of the worst act of domestic terrorism in american history? we're going preview a day full of events. is that faction of the right likely to have the same impact in 2016? could he be seeing more christine o'donnells next year? >> also it's getting to be crunch time for president obama on a key initiative that is splitting his party apart. we will take a look at what that issue is and where it stands a little later this hour and we will take a look at the make believe world of the presidency. he will join us to talk all about that show later this hour. but we begin with a birthday. >> they huddled in the rain in washington. lined up in the sun in florida. along roads, at city halls and parks, hundreds of protests with a single message. >> this was today's national tea party. tea as dm taxed enough already. >> so that was six years ago this week. the first mass gathering of the tea party movement which over the next few months would become a dominant player in american poli

of tea a year.ts, too. vinita nair has the specialty brew. and tells us what it's like. >> i certainly did, you'll see my unfiltered response to the taste. the united states drinks coffee three times more than tea we're slowly beginning to embrace matcha and understand why the japanese have consumed for centuries. >> it's more sustainable as far as the jolt. >> reporter: graham fortgang was a daily coffee drinker. he needed the jolt. >> i had reflux issues i was looking for something that would jump-start my body but result in what i call a more sustainable fuel. >> reporter: that's when he found matcha ground up tea leaves harvested primarily from the kyoto region in japan. it is low on acidity and left him alert for hours. >> not only do you have the steady release of caffeine but you have a calming factor which we call a calm synergy. >> reporter: quickly a convert, graham and his brother max decided to open up matcha bar in brooklyn becoming the modern matcha cafe in new york city. how many peop

i want people out there to know that. >> sure. >> but the thing is in the tea it's black tea and we'reking about oxylate causes kidney stones especially if you have a tendency or a family history, especially if you've had it before or if you're dehydrated which may happen in the summer. 16 glasses a day, that's almost two grams of oxylate that he's getting a day and most people don't drink as you mentioned more than three or four glasses a day. they're not going to have this problem but it's something to watch out for. are you having the ice tea with tree nuts which also has oxylate or spinach or dark chocolate, they have it in them. and are you getting enough calcium in your diet? because it prevents it from being absorbed and it gets it out of your system so if you have enough calcium it will help. >> if you are addicted to this stuff, because it can be addicting whether it's iced tea or hot tea a lot of people enjoy it year around. is it better off drinking decaf? is there a way to enjoy your summer tea not 16 cups obviously, but having it decaf. does that minimize the oxylate that

♪ tea-riffic! lipton.be more tea. and now try iced tea in a squeeze. zakaria, his new book is called "in defense of a liberal education." please welcome back to the program fareed zakaria! (cheers and applause) i am delighted! here's a what i love about this book. if you can't get a liberal education, and what you've done here and it's a great value, if you buy it, you can cut this out and this signifies you have graduated with a bachelor of arts from -- you can fill in whatever university. >> and on this show, let's now say it's summa cum laud. >> jon: really? highest honor. >> jon: you have to make it a limited edition offer. (laughter) now, liberal gages, why do you think you need to defend it? college seems to be very popular. people are spending hundreds and thousands of dollars to do this. why defend this thing that seems to be having a very good decade? >> basically what's happened is everyone's convinced we all need to become engineers or at least learn the code. the president is going around saying to people don't major in art history. republi

i couldn't stop talking about how i loved tea parties. >> i love tea parties.ea parties are so much fun. they're not just fun for me, they're fun for everybody, right, guys? then tony asked me if i wanted more tea. and i said no. >> jimmy, can i pour you and the dolls any more tea? >> no thank you, tony, i've had enough tea. >> tony start the pouring. but instead of tea, cheese balls came out. he kept pouring and cheese balls kept coming out until my cup overflowed. and as he was doing that, all of a sudden guillermo diaz appeared. >> guillermo: hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: he kept asking me if i wanted cucumber sand benefits. >> guillermo: can i offer you and your doll cucumber sandwiches? cucumber sandwiches! >> no, i don't like cucumber sandwiches. please stop pouring cheese balls into my tea cup, god. >> you leave tony bear alone. >> i will not leave tony bear alone, tony bear is driving me crazy. >> he was driving me crazy so i used my magic pourers to shrink tony into a doll. >> jimmy! what'd you turn me into a doll for? >> jimmy: guillermo got really mad at me

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one of the first matcha-only cafes in the country. >> unlike regular green tea, the tea leaves are driedistaking it is very green. >> it is because it has chlorophyll in it which is super healthy and detoxifying. >> with ten times the antioxidants of green tea it is hailed as a super food. and with close to double the caffeine of a cup of green tea it is dubbed the healthy espresso. >> will you teach me, matcha master? >> i can do that. >> reporter: and then a test of my matcha making skills. it tastes clean and fresh. >> uplifting instead of sweeter and heavier. >> reporter: hard to believe this is going to give me a caffeine buzz. >> exactly. >> reporter: one more added benefit. >> some studies have shown it helps to stop the growth of fat cells. and boosts your metabolism. so hope of it being a weight loss aid. >> this tea does everything. >> does everything. get a little matcha in your life. >> cheers to matcha. mara schiavocampo, abc news, new york. >> mara didn't think it was too bad but some people say it has a strong taste. spinachy, maybe a little too healthy. they caution a lot

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i bet you did not know that bats love themselves a cup of tea. >> huh? >> the bats the cutest coolest creatures. this little fella, walter the poster says he's a gray-headed flying fox. >> he likes tea? >> and he likes tea. >> little tongues just lapping it up. >> this guy likes caring for animals, and he's a bat career and rescuer. when injured, apparently they come to him. >> he's the bat man. >> i bet you didn't know that dogs help load the dishwasher. >> what the -- >> right? >> that is really awesome. ♪ >> to anyone that's seen a christmas story, combining kids with eight rifle isn't going well. this isn't ralphie and he doesn't have a red ryder bb gun, he's got an air soft rifle. the rifle has been jammed for a couple of months it doesn't work. he figured he could set his camera up get his air rifle out, special effects. he sets up his camera, gets his air soft gun and then -- you see his face. wait, that's not jammed. >> oh my god! >> mum in the background what. >> oh my god! >> what? >> it was loaded and i shot at my computer screen! >> what? >>

♪ tea-riffic! lipton.be more tea.ress you know from our most favorite tv shows ever. on april 26th, she will be the recipient of a lifetime achievement award at the daytime emmys. please welcome betty white. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: come over here. >> oh. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. what's going on with your eye? >> oh, well. the makeup lady had a little problem with me. she hit me. i was just -- i mean it was so unexpected, you know. i thought she had a powder puff. she had her fist. >> jimmy: i apologize. that's not how we expect our staff to behave with the guests. >> no, i don't think so. how are you? very good to see you. >> i slipped and fell. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> in the kitchen of all things. i never go in the kitchen. [ laughter ] >> because it's dangerous. >> jimmy: it is dangerous. they say it is one of the most dangerous rooms in the house. the last time you were here, which i think was four years ago, you might have driven here. are you still driving? >> not as much. i

how does this split the tea party vote?f people who would like the tea party. if you do find the tea party of people who think the government is too big, who oppose the of horrible care act, who won their to be lower taxes, then we have now, there are a lot of people that we have bidding for that vote. ted cruz and rand paul, the first two guys in, have as much of a claim to that audience as anybody else who will this race, and they really will compete aggressively for them. most tea party issues care about other issues -- they care about foreign policy, social issues, so both of those guys -- as well as the other people competing for two votes -- will have to figure out, how do i get my size of the tea party but also build in other places? that is part of the power of rand paul. he has classic libertarian follows of his father who do not necessarily consider themselves tea party. they are against the culture. they denied and like the tea party because it is still a party. brendan: mark, rand paul has been reaching out to b

♪ tea-riffic! lipton.be more tea.♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> seth: welcome back, everybody. our first guest tonight is a comedy legend and academy award nominated writer, who you know from one of the greatest sketch comedy groups of all time -- monty phyton. they just celebrated their 40th anniversary of their iconic film "monty python and the holy grail " at the tribeca film festival this weekend. and you can also buy his memoir, "so anyway", in stores now. please welcome to the show, john cleese. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome. >> thank you. >> seth: it is a real honor to have you here. >> it is. it is. [ laughter ] >> seth: i'm glad we both recognized it. it's as obvious to you as me. so you guys, the whole troop, the five of you, got on stage in the new york tribeca film festival. >> yeah, we came over on friday, saturday, and sunday they showed our movies and a very good new documentary. but the documentary is wonderful, because it is so fun. but it seems like it must have been a little terrifying f

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