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lets bring in your chief investor jerry, let me start with you we had david techron earlier, he doeshink the market is over heated. >> it is august. people are not doing anything dramatic and there is not a lot of good fundamental data the conditions to bounce around. if you take the value of equities today relative to inflation, they're at 40 and 70 year lows. the 50s and the 80s were the last time stocks were this cheap relatively to inflation. we don't see inflation ticking up any time soon these stocks and the ones in the high double digits those are attractive and given the lightly growth outlook that the company has here in five years >> christina, are you optimistic as jerry he does not say it explicitly but what he implies are of the levels of interest rates are so low. you don't think there is a lot of interest rate hikehikes >> i would argue they are stretched and if we were to deconstruct the stock movement over the last year, certainly some of the pricing increases have driven by earnings. that's likely to con some of that really has been driven by sentiment. what we have