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>>> jimmy's guests ted danson and music from jake owen.r the entire "action news," i am jim gardner. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- ted danson eva green and music from jake owen. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what do you know? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. nice to see you guys. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. and at home, thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

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[ cheers and applause tonight -- ted danson eva green and music from jake owen.with cleto and the cletones. and now, what do you know? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. nice to see you guys. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. and at home, thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. it

[ cheers and applause ] tonight -- ted danson eva green and music from jake owen.and the cletones. and now, what do you know? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. nice to see you guys. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. and at home, thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. it would be embarrassing if you weren't.

[ cheers and applause ] tonight -- ted danson eva green and music from jake owen.ith cleto and the cletones. and now, what do you know? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. nice to see you guys. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. and at home, thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. it would be embarrassing if you weren't.

ted danson will be here. mickey rourke, damon wayans jr., chloe grace moorettes, and music from disclosure, featuring sam smith, jake owen, and the mighty mighty bosstones will be here, too. [ cheers and applause ] our next guest tonight is the talent and emmy-dominated star on one of the biggest shows on tv. her character is the most popular pope since the pope. "scandal" returns september 25th at 9:00. make a note of it. please welcome, kerry washington. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i can't believe you had a baby and you look like this. >> oh, you're kind. >> jimmy: it's against the rules. >> you're such a good friend. you just had a baby. >> jimmy: well, my wife had this one. yeah. we did. we had a baby. >> how exciting. >> jimmy: thank you. and congratulations to you, as well. >> you did something very kind the last time i came. you sent me -- you were in austin, texas. >> jimmy: right. >> and you sent me a box full of barbecue from le barbecue in austin. there's nothing more kind to do

tomorrow night, ted danson will be here. eva green will be here. music from jake owen.r this week mickey rourke, chloe grace moretz, jordana brewster, music from banks and the mighty mighty bosstones. that is our announcer, dicky's, band. [ cheers and applause ] starting this friday night, correct me if i'm wrong, in salt lake city, and denver on saturday. >> dicky: exactly. very good. >> jimmy: i got it right. our guest tonight is a pop culture phenomenon with tv shows for every member of her family and more bath robes with the letter "k" on them than maybe anyone in the whole world. you can monitor her every move on "keeping up with the kardashians," sundays at 9:00 on e! please welcome kim kardashian! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> thank you for having me again. >> jimmy: so much has happened since the last time you were here. i feel like you tricked me also. you said you were getting married in france when you were on the show. then bam, you got married in italy. >> we tried to trick e

[ cheers and applause ] tonight -- ted danson eva green and music from jake owen. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what do you know? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. nice to see you guys. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. and at home, thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. it would be embarrassing if you weren't. i'd like you to look closely at my -- look closely at my face. does my face look weird to anyone? like weirder than usual? i had a strange thing happen to me this morning. i don't know if you can see. i woke up this morning. went into the bathroom and noticed a big red spot on my nose. i took a picture of myself. it's weird. there was no sign of trouble when i went to sleep. i wasn't out in the sun. i didn't get punched. i hadn't scratched myself. i assumed it was the beginning of an enormous zit. and it didn't hurt. when a pimple of that magnitude starts to form, usually it anout noe unn.e'upllt made of itt