brought to you by teleflora. tonight, oscar nominee bradley cooper. >> jimmy: which is more exciting? >> dicky: super bowl champion jacoby jones. >> when the lights went out i was tired. >> dicky: melissa mccarthy steals jimmy's identity. plus, this week in unnecessary censorship. and now, once again, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i appreciate it. just out of curiosity, who in our audience tonight did not watch the super bowl yesterday? about eight terrorists in the crowd. [ laughter ] i didn't watch the super bowl. all i really remember is a blackout, beyonce, a fat kid making out with a model, and a guy in a weird relationship with a clydesdale. [ laughter ] i also think the big takeaway i got from last night is we're paying way too much for pistachios. [ applause ] of course, the big surprise of the night was a power outage at the beginning of the third quarter. even their football stadiums black out. the outage delayed the game for 34 min

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brought to you by teleflora.ht, oscar nominee bradley cooper. >> jimmy: which is more exciting? >> dicky: super bowl champion jacoby jones. >> when the lights went out i was tired. >> dicky: melissa mccarthy steals jimmy's identity. plus, this week in unnecessary censorship. and now, once again, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i appreciate it. just out of curiosity, who in our audience tonight did not watch the super bowl yesterday? about eight terrorists in the crowd. [ laughter ] i didn't watch the s