the telegraph was only means of rapid communication. it was direct, it was fast. it kept pace with the nations expanding frontiers. all late. why do you read? why do you read all? they're all like, why do you read what your paper? mr. long hey. yeah. hey, what's this? joe, what's way blank pages is the news, huh? what do you know? they were all playing. sorry. joe azari. joe's customer. it would have happened if we hadn't arranged it. there's plenty of news today, but it's still in the making. all right, man, we'll find that out right away. i don't mean to be personal, sir, but congratulations. oh, hey, did you mean to say, well, these twins were boys or girls or how could i forgotten that they are boys? and you understand, as a regular telegram, of course. oh, sure. it is. is new, but who else would like to get the good news? oh, this goes to about eight different people. i have a lot more writing to do here that won't be necessary. you just put down your list of addresses and we'll see that they all get the message, of course. well, sure. fred brown, twins are n

the telegraph. i could telegraph.y and try probably twist your arm and try and to talk about other and get you to talk about other people's diets . i know you don't people's diets. i know you don't really want to. but really want to. yeah, but please, just for a few hours. >> you know what? you're fat >> do you know what? you're fat . you're fat . we've become . you're fat. we've become a nation, too scared to say being fat is unhealthy . and the fact fat is unhealthy. and the fact is, being fat isn't unhealthy. it's just a sign of unhealthiness . oh, this is in unhealthiness. oh, this is in the telegraph. and what? and what the. and what they're trying to show that fat. too many people are fat. and we've got to we've got to stop , stop got to we've got to stop, stop people from being fat. but the truth is, is that i think i look a bit fat on tv, but i look amazing. if you saw me in real life, you'd say, wow, he's really slender. but the truth is, paintings may vary. you can be fat and healthy. there are percentage of

we've got the telegraph now hamas. telegraph now in hamas.the sympathisers are probably the people who should least be advising authorities on hate advising the authorities on hate crime. but they're advising the authorities on hate crime. paul, tell us more . tell us more. >> oh, man, depressing. >> oh, man, it's depressing. mosque chairman who praised hamas adviser aziz cps hamas founder adviser aziz cps on hate crime . and there ever on hate crime. and there ever been a more 2023 headline? i'm not sure there there has. let's give some context to this sort of prominent mosque chairman who praised the founder of hamas, advises the crown prosecution service as part of a scrutiny panel service as part of a scrutiny panel. now i looked at this and i thought, do you know what it's not a bad idea because if you're going to advise anyone on anything, you're best to have experience, anything, you're best to have expsoznce, anything, you're best to have exp so znce, is anything, you're best to have expsoznce,is hunter anything, you're best to have e

let's do telegraph. do this one in the telegraph.ave they run out of humans prepared the job? humans prepared to do the job? leo it could save the leo well, it could save the government and government some money and from its budget. government some money and from its so budget. government some money and from its so a budget. government some money and from its so a prep udget. government some money and from its so a prep school has >> so a prep school has appointed chatbot as its appointed an ai chatbot as its principal teacher. principal head teacher. the robot rogerson , robot will assist tom rogerson, the cottesmore the headmaster of cottesmore cottesmore , by giving him advice cottesmore, by giving him advice on a range of issues. so the technology works in a similar way to chatgpt the online service where users type questions and they're answered by the chat algorithms. by the chat bots algorithms. i'll and say it i'll go one further and say it is this chat gpt. i think it's basically that's what it is and you just type it. but t

telegraph now think.he borrows light that through night mankind may through the night mankind may all acclaim and truth to tell she lights up well so i for one don't blame her. you gilbert and sullivan. >> that was you getting your moon out. yeah. luna crystals show that the moon is 400 million years older than previously thought. looks great on it, though. got to admit that they've made this discovery by looking samples from nasa's looking at samples from nasa's apollo in 1972. right. apollo mission in 1972. right. so i want to add in, there's also a chance they grabbed the newer bit of the moon. it could be older. we don't really know. but it's at least that but we know it's at least that old. the moon is 40 million years than previously years older than previously thought. still bad news for creationists. it's these zircon crystals they've managed to crystals that they've managed to find. radioactive decay, find. and by radioactive decay, this is you date things. this is how you date things. it's carbo

and boris with the telegraph.ohnson but johnson is joining gb news, but can become the channel's can he become the channel's second loved presenter? second most loved presenter? cressida did after cressida see what i did after lewis , i can be fabulous. i see lewis, i can be fabulous. i see him as more of a contributor. >> boris johnson joins gb news as presenter and commentator, so that's exciting , isn't it, for a that's exciting, isn't it, for a new person starting ing to. i don't think he's going to be doing headliners there's a strict rule. >> he wouldn't be allowed. >> he wouldn't be allowed. >> he wouldn't be allowed. he's got to go and do the pain of some open mics before ten years of the comedy circuit. >> minimum hard gigs preston >> minimum hard gigs in preston night from leeds, then night coaches from leeds, then bofis night coaches from leeds, then boris night coaches boris we can talk night coaches from leeds. >> yeah, that's pretty serious. >> yeah, that's pretty serious. >> from >> and a night coach

telegraph. hamas me. sunday telegraph.as terrorists butcher civilians has stunned 9/11 stunned israel suffers 9/11 moment and obviously we thoughts and prayers go to them. observer hundreds die and hostages held as hamas assault shocks israel. the sun on sunday bgt acts left me suicidal . the mirror, holly me suicidal. the mirror, holly and phil mend rift over kidnap, horror and finally the daily star. screw me up. scotty. those were your front pages. that is all we have time for. thank you very much. to my guest, cressida wesson and bruce we are wesson and bruce devlin. we are back tomorrow p.m. wesson and bruce devlin. we are back tomorrow pm. with back tomorrow at 11 pm. with andrew doyle daniels and andrew doyle victor daniels and louis schaefer and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. have a great weekend by late. >> good evening one and all. it's 9:00 on television and on radio and online in the united kingdom and across the world. this is mark dolan tonight in my big opinion, as the police give to i

we've got telegraph now. and got the telegraph now. hormone is not she's come on. not more trans. she's come on. hugely increases the chances of trans people getting deadly conditions. but can't they just identify as healthy? darius? >> they identify as >> well, they can identify as healthy, but unfortunately, according to this story, up to 95% out there more likely to suffer heart disease. but that makes sense because if you're transitioning from whatever to whatever, you're basically taking steroids, you're taking steroids for the rest of your you know about that. well, yeah. and there's a reason why you don't see any young 40 to 40 bodybuilders like their 40s bodybuilders like in their 40s or in a lot them due to or in a lot of them died due to steroid use and due to heart attacks because you're meant to cycle for like a cycle on, you use it for like a short you're it short term, but if you're on it for, know , forever, for, you know, forever, essentially puts a lot of essentially it puts a lot of strain on your body and a lot of th

telegraph now, josh, you worry. now, josh, diversity training is at best deluded at worst a scam. this is according to its originator. so is that just another scam he's come up with? >> actually no. >> someone's actually said no. diversity does not diversity training does not work, trainer. work, admits diversity trainer. basically you've finally got somebody that side who somebody from that side who basically just essentially says points that points to the evidence that shows everybody is shows that everybody is prejudiced, everybody being wrong. white people, black people , asian people, any people, asian people, any ethnicity, everybody has it. it's ingrained within our psychology of the other. and so his argument is that all this training, it cannot be eradicated. but we can do , eradicated. but we can do, though, is recognise these prejudices as work within them and then try and make them make things fair, make the system fair. that's not to say that racism doesn't exist, but the point is the stuff that they're

so kicking things off with the telegraph . lewis yeah, this huge telegraph.wis yeah, this huge decision decisions to change britain and the three major decisions which will have relatively little impact on the global and our own situation in the first one is smoking is effectively to be banned for future generations with phased in a phased age limit, which is the new zealand method . the new zealand method. >> yeah. which is there'll be a time when someone who's 19 won't be able to smoke , but someone be able to smoke, but someone who's 20 will be able to smoke and then they'll just carry on rolling that up , carry on forever. >> actually you'll be a 48 year old man hanging around at newsagent. everything that a 50 year buy from year old man will buy you from some year old man will buy you from sonyeah, it'll and it'll be >> yeah, it'll be. and it'll be a state. yeah. a proper police state. yeah. which is. which maybe which is. which is maybe the dream what the powers dream of what? what the powers that want. that be want. >> feel slightly >> i mean i feel sl

sticking with the telegraph , nick. and surely this telegraph, nick.sm . is a victory for capitalism. >> um, yeah, this is unilever to tone down social purpose after virtue signalling backlash. so the dove and hellmann's maker says it will no longer force fit brands with a cause because of hind , who's come in. hind schumacher, who's come in. he's like one he's a tough it sounds like one of isn't it? of their products, isn't it? yeah, a i mean, yeah, he sounds like a i mean, i'm he's germany come i'm assuming he's germany come in and he sort all out. in and he just sort it all out. he this virtue he said enough of this virtue signalling nonsense, though weirdly, and weirdly, he's allowing ben and jerry's on doing their weirdly, he's allowing ben and jerry'sbecause on doing their weirdly, he's allowing ben and jerry'sbecause theoning their weirdly, he's allowing ben and jerry'sbecause they havetheir weirdly, he's allowing ben and jerry'sbecause they have aeir weirdly, he's allowing ben and jerry'sbecause they have a clear thing because they have a clear

i think you telegraphed _ aviv tomorrow? i think you telegraphed what - aviv tomorrow?nk you telegraphed what it - aviv tomorrow? i think you telegraphed what it is, - aviv tomorrow? i think you telegraphed what it is, go l aviv tomorrow? i think you - telegraphed what it is, go back yesterday to president biden speech where he talked about the fact that israel has to protect itself and the reaction should be swift and certain. however, democracies are strongest when they obey the rule of law. he wants to make sure that israel is in the taste does not go in and attack in a way that makes a hostages collateral damage. —— haste. there are a lot of different people from a lot of different countries and innocent citizens from palestine. antony blinken his goal is to get a safe passage for the hostages and others who want to leave. he doubled down on what biden said yesterday on the tarmac as he departed for israel. i think that's the real point here, that is hisjob number one. get the hostages out, get the american hostages out in say passages to everyone who wants to get o

telegraph crescent. >> sunday telegraph, >> okay. telegraph, bbc sees israel reporting failures are a danger to jews. claims ex—executive. so this guy danny cohen, who used to work for the bbc, doesn't anymore, has writing about this kind has been writing about this kind of anti—israel bias that we talked about previously on this show . he says that the bbc's show. he says that the bbc's failures over its reporting of the recent the supposed bomb at the recent the supposed bomb at the hospital in the gaza strip, which turned out probably not to be a bomb. as we know, the bbc just rushed in and referred to it. he's talking about rush judgement over the explosion at the hospital when it announced without qualification that israel was responsible for the explosion an and tragic loss of life and of course then other news outlets up on that news outlets picked up on that because we tend to trust the bbc. this is calling that bbc. but this is calling that into question, isn't it? yeah i think it is dangerous. >> and of course, what they've

sticking with the telegraph , nick. and surely this telegraph, nick. . is a victory for capitalism. >> um, yeah, this is unilever to tone down social purpose after virtue signalling backlash. so the dove and hellmann's maker says it will no longer force fit brands with a cause because of hind , who's come in. hind schumacher, who's come in. he's sounds like one he's a tough it sounds like one of isn't it? of their products, isn't it? yeah, a i mean, yeah, he sounds like a i mean, i'm germany come i'm assuming he's germany come in and he just all out. in and he just sort it all out. he of virtue he said enough of this virtue signalling nonsense, though weirdly, ben and weirdly, he's allowing ben and jerry's doing their jerry's to carry on doing their thing have a clear thing because they have a clear purpose, is and purpose, which is awful and nonsense. allowing nonsense. and he's allowing dove to on it. it is to carry on doing it. but it is interesting on whole because interesting on the whole because does slight does it suggest a slight backlash again

the telegraph has survival.ack in uk linked to gaza. terrorist attack in uk linked to gaza . the guardian leads with gaza. the guardian leads with labour redrawing the political map , says starmer. the times has map, says starmer. the times has hamas frees kidnapped mother and daughter. the express has angry tories say only true blue values can woo back voters. and finally , the daily star has einstein chat bot humans are all aliens and those were your front pages. and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, paul cox and louis shaffer, nick dixon will here tomorrow at 11 pm. will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. with louis and christina with louis shaffer and christina wetton. if you're watching wetton. and if you're watching at stay launch a barrage of missile shells into israel. 6:00 on saturday, the 21st of october, these main news headlines this morning. >> hamas releases two american hostages in what they've described as a sign of goodwill. and the pair are reunited with their family members in israel

there he made his first invention, a black -and-white telegraph apparatus, but most importantly, thetelegraph workshop for experiments with electricity. at the same time, he became a member of the electrical engineering circle at the moscow polytechnic museum. it was there that yablochkov's interest in issues of electric lighting, and he was inspired by the idea of ​​​​improving the arc trash that existed at that time. arc lamps are lamps in which the light source is an electric arc that occurs... between two electrodes. the first arc lamps used carbon rods as electrodes. in the spring of 1874 , yablochkov had the opportunity to practice. use such a lamp for lighting. alexander ii was about to travel to crimea. for safety, it was decided to illuminate the path at night. that's when the railway administration remembered that yablochkov had already proposed using an electric lamp as the head lamp of a steam locomotive; they entrusted this task to him. on the locomotive he installed the best arc lamp of that time with the so-called fuku regulator, a complex device that automatically mai

we've got the telegraph now with news for telegraph now with bad news for anyone bedbugs . yeah. >> pay out >> insurers will not pay out over bedbug infestations as major providers of home cover confirm the cost of removing bedbugs or repairing any damage is not included in most policies. neither is anything else. by the way, i don't know if anyone home insurance, home i don't know out there. i mean, you're honestly, it's a right scam. i once had a load of cladding fall off the side of my house because of a hurricane level winds. and they said we don't really cover for weather. why have i got it? is it why else is it going to fall off? so i'm not surprised. i mean, this is obviously following on from the bad bedbug infestation of france . it seems people seem to france. it seems people seem to be worried about coming over here. yeah, i think we've got slightly problems. slightly bigger problems. >> seems private medical >> it seems like private medical care granddad had care because my granddad had private had private medical care and he had something his something go wrong

it was all great. >> telegraph. now, >> that is from telegraph.y, news, albeit finally, some good news, albeit in form a pool. in the form of a lottery pool. well, let nearly half of well, let me nearly half of speed cameras in england and wales are out of action. >> me you something. >> let me tell you something. the on hill the one on putney hill definitely no, because definitely isn't. no, because i got doing and a 20 got caught doing 24 and a 20 just recently way to gb just recently on my way to gb news, got a big for news, i got a big fine for parking outside the fire engines on well. on that hill as well. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> something with putney >> something to do with putney hill. know what it is hill. i don't know what it is the borough of wandsworth. they don't news. don't like us here at gb news. well, you might do. i don't know. >> parking stopped briefly >> i say parking stopped briefly in light. i didn't in a traffic light. i didn't park . park. >> no, park. >> no, no , park. >> no, no, just stop. just abandon car . just fine. aband

anyway, the telegraph anyway, we've got the telegraph now greedy families now reporting on greedy familieserly parents from a bit of slap and from getting a bit of slap and tickle in their final years. >> louis yeah , this is a >> louis yeah, this is a marriage laws could be rewritten to inherited to stop gold diggers inherited from vulnerable pensioners of which of which i could be one. i have a pensioner and i am vulnerable. i mean, luckily there's not much gold to dig, but it's, it's they want to change the law to stop. stop people with dementia from marrying . and this is just more marrying. and this is just more government interfere . you know, government interfere. you know, obviously , you know, you don't obviously, you know, you don't you want to look out for the dementia ridden people but who the hell wants the government to stop people from getting married? well, yeah. >> also, with with >> and also, i feel with with gold if somebody gold diggers, like if somebody dates old and, you dates a 92 year old and, you know, special know, does, you know, special services , they aren't th

anyway, moving on, what's what have the telegraph on the front page poll?ll, there's a couple of things going on here of interest. dangerous. i may pose existential threat humanity, existential threat to humanity, says rishi sunak. so this is ahead of the flagship ai summit . ahead of the flagship ai summit. pm to stress the need to be honest about the risks posed by the nascent, i hear this every week and i've yet to be killed by a laptop. >> so was the other was the other story on that. so yeah, that's a good point. >> farage bank boss data rules and must be sorry. farage bank boss broke data rules and must not get £10 million payout. so this is the fact that the boss at at coutts alison rose is looking down the barrel of a £10 million payout, which is not entirely unusual if you leave a huge job like that. but it is unusual when you're quite clearly broken the law in some way and you've thrown someone under the bus pretend it under the bus and pretend it didn't then being didn't happen and then being caught going, oh, caught out and going, oh, i'm really