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teve, go ahead. caller: you know, this man was already tainted before we even put him in office. for republicans to complain it is going to cost so much money to pull this man out of office, they never about one minute of wasting $35 million to impeach president clinton. all we received was a large bill and a stained dress in the smithsonian. i agree with you. it was a complete waste of time to impeach clinton. i think republicans have learned a lesson from it. i think reasonable democrats have learned a lesson, too. that is why nancy pelosi and chuck schumer are resisting calls from extremists to impeach because it will turn out to hurt the democrats. it will cost millions of dollars and raise serious questions under the constitution. vote for who you want to in the 2020 election, but don't try to compromise the constitution. let the constitution do the work that elections were intended to do. host: we're continuing our conversation on efforts to impeach president trump. if you are republican, (202) 748-8001. democrats (202) 748-8000. independents (202) 748-8002. margaret in flo

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we have a great show tonight jeff daniels is here tonight>> teve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmyluma is here to talk and perform >> steve: come on.e >> jimmy: and we havcouple of very special surprise guests [ cheers and applause great show a little bit of sad day. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: hard to hear the passing of tim conway -- passed away comedian and person.reat i'm very lucky i got to know him, and tell him i love himwh h is really one of the joys of doing this job. you get to meet all these love them. tell them that you he's one of the funniest guys ever and his wife, charky, i love her so much. she's great. , my thoughts and prayer went to them we went to ainner once at tom rouen -- tom and marla rouen's house in la it was me, tim conway, bob newhart, don rickles and carol burnett. i mean heavy hitters, yeah, and i'm not just saying this, but everyone -- he was on fire that night.t he was the funnies the whole room unbelievably funny, and he did this one bit he took napkin ring, and he goes, who wants shots? anyone want to do shots? and he starts pouring water in the napk

teve: no. >> jimmy: tariq, you ever been?>> tariq: just to play. >> jimmy: you just -- oh, yeah 'cause they have some good -- they have concerts there. they have all parties there all week.yi they're pa now. yeah. crazy. >> tariq: you went before, right? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] it was like a lost weekend, yeah. it was like -- [ light laughter ] this was years ago. this is after "snl" but this is before "late night." i think i was dating my now wife and we went and the night before they have a beautiful party at -- and you get dressed up in the tuxedo and i went. and it's like in a barn. it's just gorgeous. and i walked in, as i was walking in i heard run dmc and i was like -- i was like, "oh, that's cool. this could be a fun party." i walk in.ms dmc hif was rapping on stage -- [ audience ohs ] to like a track or something. it was like just by himself. it was dmc with like a bm box or something. [ light laughter ] i was like, "what kind of party is this? it's the weirdest thing ever. this is fantastic." i'm like -- so the

>>teve: what >> jimmy: just ranting and raving and so i just thought i'd bring him on the show and give a chance to get some stuff off so, come on out. here's the angry guy i saw on the street, everybody. where is he? rs [ chee and applause ♪ >> jay: thank you. ladies and gentlemen, thank you, thank you thank you. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. ladies and gentlemen you know something a [ cheers andpplause we -- we are becoming a nation of excuse makers here's a story east story is at 89 months old. sure you heard this story by now. scientists now believe that obesity may be caused by a a virus and not by over eating oh, shut up! what does that even mean what he called in fat to work now hello, boss, i got - yeah, i'm not coming in today. my ass is as big as a house. i don't know what happenedht [ laug and applause i'm going to take some m&m's, sit on the couch 'till the swelling goes down [ laughter ] the new guy in sales must have sneezed on me. i got a touch of that obesity thing that's going around. [ laughter ] and let's be honest, we don't even eatood food any more. i w

yeah, i like that. teve: it's a calzone surprise. >> jimmy: this one's from @sporkfarm.ys, "i just left my mom's house and she called me and said, 'can you come back? i just realized i didn't hug you good-bye.'" [ audience ohs ] that's a sweet one. >> steve: that's a sweet one. >> jimmy: i love that one. >> steve: i love sporkfarm. >> jimmy: yeah, sporkfarm. this last one's from @colby -- oh, no, it's not the last one. this one's from colby baroned. he says, "growing up, instead of saying, 'don't make that face or it will stick that way,' my mom used to say, 'don't make that face or you'll end up looking like your uncle ror.'" [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: poor uncle roger. >> steve: man. >> jimmy: this one's funny. last one is by t.j. dawn 236. she say's, " can't find my hookers.' my mom while looking for christmas ornament hooks." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i can't find my hookers. there you have it. those are the "tonight show hashtags." [ chee and applause ] to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. happy mother's day. we

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morning,teve, good thank you for c-span and your service on c-span. for this i feel bad country.eel bad for the women of this country. we're going backwards. abortion is a horrible thing. of course everybody knows that. this issue back up across the country in these states that are carrying on now the way that they are, a fetus at any stage of its development. to be human has to do with the construction of meaning and human meaning. that doesn't happen in the fetus. person, not ata any stage of its development. bots arethe russian carrying on on the internet, using this issue to divide us even more. i'm surprised that since about a the mere mention of giuliani going to the ukraine to, to exalt, to involve the russians again through their counterparts in the ukraine. host: thank you for the call from new york city. note, "known as gg, a regular on "washington week review," gg passed away at 84 years old. cancelereen battling -- cancer and competitions from pneumonia, and author of 10 books and has been a friend on program aof this number of times. syndicated columnist, 84 years ol