ben, listen to me. i didn't do it. what? the, um... broken toilet roll holder. ben. yeah? have you ever heard of the story called "the boy who cried wolf"? yeah, it's about a boy who has some sheep and he says that a wolf is attacking his sheep. yes. nobody believes him, and he gets munched up. yeah. and it's a story all about what? but if you're gonna speak to me about lying, there are no wolves around here. we're in london, don't forget. yeah. but the reason i'm talking about-- they've got wolves back in scotland. yeah, thanks, deion. ben, no one will like you if you lie. 'cause you tell lies a lot. ( ray gun noises ) stop doing that while i'm talking. in fact, give it to me. look, listen to me. listen. you must not lie. what i do is sarcasm. ben-- sarcasm is saying the opposite of what you mean. that's what dad said. no, what you do, it's-- ( ray gun noises ) what you do is, you tell lies. no, i don't. look, the upshot is, you tell lies. and what you're saying is, is if you do something like you say, "no, i didn't throw quiche onto the conservatory roof," and really you

here is the thing, ben, the president wants a million of these on the road 2015.do the math and adam obviously doesn't want us to do that's 10 billion dollars out of our pocket. >>, it's nuts to your point. this has never worked, the government trying to insist who is going to be the winner and the loser? >> not only is the government picking winners and losers, but based on scientists. and becoming ever more controversial, the question whether there's man made global warming seems to be getting ever more controversial. i'm not sure why they're doing it in the first place. >> to adam's point where he said at least the administration's consistent, that's like looking at a woman who has lost weight and saying, hey, you're not as fat. >> i'm not sure if anybody on the panel wants to touch that one, if you do, raise your hand quick. >> that's why i said it. >> we'll leave it there. the green sub disare not the only goodies to the president's budget. the forbes gang uncovering billions of dollars in new medical fees that could send your prescription drug prices soaring

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-hur for the zeal to promote it. and ben-hur is the first example of a phenomenon that we recognize today of the popular novel and movie and icon of popular culture. i'd like to give you another example. there was a fourth person there. he was a different man than lou wallace. as the union army was being pushed into the tennessee river and it was getting late one man in the southern side and only one man realized what was happening. lou wallace was pulling in but he hadn't quite gotten there yet. sherman was back pedaling. but there was nathan bed fort forrest. the most brilliant military commander on both sides. but he was a colonel and an odious man. he made a fortune in slave trading. he was from the lower classes of the south. people associated slave trading with a lack of breeding. i don't think he was literate. he could barely write or read. he was supposed to guard a small river. but just as shiloh turned a suicide boo into a hero or a majestic man into the south's excuse for losing or just turned a 35-year-old major

ben. or me, your dad, and karen. look, just cut the crap. you're sitting next to ben. why? cause i sat next to him on the way out. i had him for an hour in a pedelo. that's nothing! five hundred yards off the coast! ah, dear... this brings back memories. yeah? yeah. when i was little and it snowed, me and my dad would go out and piss in the snow together to make rude words. your dad ever done that with you? um... i don't think so. no, no, you see? parents just don't make the time to do that stuff with their kids nowadays. it is your turn to sit next to ben. but-- end of story. of course, we could go me, you, jake... and karen, ben, granddad... or would that be unfair on your dad? nah, i think that'd probably be okay. 'cause a lot of stuff washes over him, doesn't it? yeah, that's true. ( woman over pa ) flight t549 is now boarding. oh, hallelujah! that is us. right, right. wagons roll. let's get ready, everyone, please. we've got plenty of time. indeed, we have got plenty of time. that's right. as long as we don't leave everything to the last minute, so come on, karen, ben,

hur, not just the plot, but the zeal to promote it. ben hur is the first example of a phenomenon that we know and recognize today of the popular novel, popular movie, popular icon of popular culture. i would like to give you one more example. there was a fourth person there and he was a very different man than lou wallace. as the union army was being pushed into the tennessee river and it was getting late, one man in the southern side and only one man realized what was happening. lou wallace was pullinging in but he hadn't -- pulling in, but he hadn't quite gotten there yet. there was a lowly colonel. probably the most brilliant military commander in the war. he was a colonel, and he was -- he made a fortune in slave trading. he was from the lower classes of the south. people associated slave trading with the lack of breeding. he was functionly -- i don't think he was literate. he could barely write or read. he was supposed to guard a small river. just as shilo turned a suicide into a hero or turned into a majestic man into the south's exc

ben was doing kickboxing? yes. it was not on the list. okay, ben, karen, up to bed like you promised. 'night, dad. night-night! ben: good night, draxi. nice evening? yeah. ( ascending footsteps ) lovely. ( ascending footsteps ) there you go. the decision to drop the bomb... ah, hiroshima. that's more like it. oh, bullocks. what are you doing? i'm just seeing if we've been reconnected. oh, look. here comes eisenhower. i think that driver's the bird he was knocking off. thank you, simon schama. draxi: 'bye, karen! 'bye, ben! i love your hair! ben: 'bye, draxi! your children very nice, very fun. i-if you like, i come again. again? you would be prepared to come again? yes! oh. right. well, thank you. bye-bye. jake: what time do you call this? what? you said you'd be back at eleven. no, we only said "about." well, you should be back at the time you said you'd be back. look, i know you're upset, and i know it's not about jo, but why don't you ask her over tomorrow? you really think she'd come round after the way you two behaved? i'm really disap

there by wall street and the groups affiliated with it are thinking about doing with the resources the bens bringing to the table. oh wow. well i like how the hood i would say is different we just we just go to task on what the occupiers are talking about so a resource is what i would do if we would put it in the community to be more sustainable urban gardens things of that nature we put our signs down a rolled up sleeves because you know what we're going through is a little more present but any help is a good help you know springtime is come in and you can step on the flowers but you can't stop the spirit well said bending a concern here you know the old saying money corrupts and. power corrupts bloody budget money you know there's an agenda and it is one of the reasons that everybody is so concerned about citizens united money corrupts our political organizations are you concerned that or are you putting any any structural measures into place to to avoid the possibility that by giving money to the occupy wall street movement you might be setting up the possibility of factional zation you

the headline from cnbc.com, the labor market a long way from normal, the comment of ben bernanke. steve leisman is joining us from new york. thanks for being with us. >> great to be here. >> what did you take away from the comments today. this is twice within the week he testified on capitol hill offering a more sober outlook for the job picture in the next eight to nine months? >> i analyzed the hearings in two different ways. the first is what he's being asked, which tells you a little bit about the political atmosphere going on and the answers that he gives. you asked about the second part which is what he says on the question. and generally he has not been either as upbeat as the market or in some cases wall street economists. he does not seem so far to have bought into this better data we've had. remember, last friday we got the 243,000 jobs created and the unemployment rate declined to 8.3%. the fed has not changed its characterization of the economy very much, if at all, despite five months of unemployment declines. i think that's because even with this improvement we had, t

the doctor would just like a couple more minutes with ben. ah, okay. i notice that he's been to casualty four times in the last 14 months. i know. he got a bit upset today that someone was sitting in his seat. and the accident today? yeah, i've already explained. i'm just finding it hard to picture the moment before he fell, him hanging upside down by his feet from the banisters. he was playing his vampire bat game. his vampire bat game. yeah. karen, it is after 7:00, and this project has to be in tomorrow. rhinos are boring. well, you chose them. yes, but i wanted to do it on rabbits. but rabbits aren't endangered. well, neither are rhinoceroses. they just say that so that they get attention. well, look, whatever your personal feelings about rhinoceros... ses is, you have to do this project. you could do it. oh, no. i got five gold stars on my brazil project. yes, and i got four and 3/4 of those stars. we can do it together. okay. we'll do it together. or... i'll just be watching telly as we do it together. no! so, the one in april, you had hold of his

. >> before the house financial commit services committee, chairman ben bernanke talking about the job market and the overall u.s. economy and stocks closing in the red today as ben bernanke dashing hopes for further monetary stimulus during his speech and testimony before congress, and ben bernanke did say that the job market was far from normal as part of the semiannual monetary report. we will have more in a moment. >>> in an apparent breakthrough in a long stalled negotiations north korea has agreed to sustain the uranium enrichment and long missile range program as announced simultaneously in washington and pyongyang, and this is increasing tensions with kim jong-un, and also create more food assistance for northern korea and also when years of north korea went unmonitored and hillary clinton called it a modest first step. >>> here on capitol hill, john boehner making a rare appearance on the senate floor, urging a bill to be passed to re-establish water access for california farmers and residents that had been previously blocked by the white house. and today, the president sit do

>> good. >> reporter: happy mardi gras to you. >> so the ben yeahs, we have a powdered sugar and theyome from new orleans. >> reporter: really? >> i'm going to taste one. >> can't go wrong with deep fried dough. >> reporter: got that right. >> isn't it amazing how it can be cold in tulsa but in new orleans it sounds cooler. >> reporter: thank you so much. appreciate it. guys, thank you. coopers, upstairs at woody's. we're ready to party with a purpose. we'll see you. have a great day. come on down. >> all i can say is shake your booty. >> reporter: you got. it see you. >> that looks very familiar. >> it's a good's to go to watch soccer. >> great place to go watch any soccer. they have been so transformed from one and to the other, all the way down to the point. it's really happening. >> a good place to go. >>> shifting gears, unfortunately,. >> here's the news and still to come on wjz -- >> a father, a son, a murder. i'm vic carter, a shocking crime in a harford county community and now some people are coming to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, >>> a high of 53 degrees. an overnight low of 35. we'll

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well, if ben stuck his head in the oven, would you do that? no, because if ben's head would be in the oven, there wouldn't be room for mine. karen! and besides, i couldn't possibly get my head in the oven without cutting my head off, and then i'd be dead, so i couldn't close the door. do you think you could stop being so cheeky? do you think you could stop asking stupid questions? do-- pete, can you talk to her? why me? because she listens to you. no, she doesn't. yes, she does. all right. karen. don't talk back to your mother. there, see? well, you didn't try very-- ( thumping; crash ) ben, what have you broken? ben: karen did it! karen's down here. well... she did it earlier, and it's only just dropped off. sue: oh, god. right. if i get up there and find a huge mess when we're all trying to get out of the house... this is crap. today's contestants... so is that. oh, my god. that really is crap. good god almighty. what's the woman doing? why-- why is she staring at the contents of that bloke's toilet? that's dr. gillian mckeith, granddad. eh?

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the day. good afternoon and welcome to capital account i'm lauren lyster here in washington d.c. and ben bernanke testified on capitol hill again today the big question from the media how would last weeks and good u.s. jobs report affect monetary policy while bernanke he actually said the numbers understate weakness in labor but is the debate over the monthly jobs numbers simply moot ronald reagan's former budget director says the numbers are made up so is the b.l.s. the emperor with no clothes and if so why are markets in the media going along with it and greece has agreed to lay off thousands of public workers as talks are scheduled to continue over more cuts over meeting more terms to get its next dose of troika money politicians and media are bracing for the market's reaction to any development what about the reaction of greek citizens to more austerity without any light visibility and it is dark tunnel. those protesters were chanting out with the nazis not exactly a sign of european brotherhood we'll look at the bailouts cost to society and the u.s. forty eight states have signed on

. >> the frenzy over new york next sensation jeremy lin is continuing. >> ben and jerry's is jumping call that haute "taste the lin-sanity." the new flavor is a limited edition. it could only get it at the ben and jerry's shot at harper square -- at harvard square. >> only a matter of time until that happened. >> it will >> it was cold, but we had a brief peak of the daily iwonder. this is a photographer that takes pictures of dogs underwater, with the camera looking up words. tomorrow on wjla.com, we will have a photo album of several of these pictures. go to the weather section for a sneak peek. near 50 tomorrow, 60, monday and tuesday. >> that is probably my favorite.

yeah the reality is on the one hand ben bernanke he wants to play both sides he wants to and will keep interest rates low so the banks will continue to get cheap money so they can continue to look solvent so they can continue to grow their derivatives books and other types of trading and he can ignore that so that's why he's kind of saying you know take these jobless claims these jobless numbers which came out on friday and had the appearance of a lower unemployment rate with a grain of salt playing both sides and i guess those numbers can be interpreted in a lot of different ways and the reality is we still have a tremendous number of people unemployed the participation rate the number of people who are even bothering to keep looking for jobs is at its highest rate in thirty years the nature of the types of jobs and the amount of money that they provide when people can find them is right slower relative to the cost of living so there are so many qualitative measures that still have to write those numbers no matter how you debate that absolutely such a good start meaningless and know m

if you're like most of us when heartbreak happens you dive right into the ben & jerry's. >> absolutelyng is good, but you have to find closure. here to help doing that is "cosmopolitan's" editor in chief kate white. and the author of "be honest, you're not that into him either." a new one. >> a little bit of an older one. everything old is new again, so -- >> sex never changes, does it? >> well, we keep it growing. >> so the breakup is something we can all connect with. it's just what we do after that's the whole deal. >> women often talk about needing closure. and the problem is sometimes they want the guy to give them closure, they want to meet up, have coffee, talk about it. but he's really not going to be able -- he's not going to articulate what really went on. >> why not? is he afraid to hurt her feelings and just say you're not for me? >> i think more than likely in a breakup situation a guy is letting -- if he's doing the breaking up, he's also letting the woman off easy. he's probably nervous to begin with. probably saying, oh, it's not you, it's me. a lot of that is just not

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the rich have so many money they can't afford to pay more taxes. >> no, no, i'm not harg you, ben. is that half of us, i don't discount the fact there are a number of us poor, but half of us, half the people in the company. >> this is a political decision, reached by republicans, democrats, and shift the burden to rich people and i agree to your point they should be paying, most of them should be paying at least some income tax, otherwise we have a system where the poor people are sucking off the rich people and the rich people are sucking off the future generations, generating public debt. >> by the way, thousand about the massive subsidy we give to government workers who are firmly in the middle class. right? and. >> he they pay taxes. >> they pay taxes, but get the guaranteed pensions they don't pay into. >> no, no, i-- >> and they work very hard. >> and working really hard. >> and ben was mentioning this shift that's going on. well, i think this shift has hit the fan now and i think there's an internal revolt with a lot of people feeling, hey, this is so lopsided to the point of

remember, we have what's going on in europe, what's going on with the hearings, with congressman ryan and benernanke. we had chicago fed president, a big conference, charles levine here in chicago. not a lot of volatility. contrast that in some ways with a 24-hour chart of the ten-year boon. it started out a lower yield. you see its yields ran up and closed unchanged. it's handicapping how long we have to wait for details on greece. if you want to see how a dollar index chart looks over ten years, you'll see we've dropped about 33%. the dollar index probably isn't a great case for the real value of the currency, because it's mostly paired against another currency in the form of a euro. one-month chart of the etf, for corporates, another new contract high. maria, bill, back to you. >> thank you so much, rick. stay right there. we bring in now steve liesman, and of course, on the heels of the bernanke testimony today, steve, i think it was interesting that bernanke said setting u.s. fiscal policy as a priority should be a priority of congress right now. so did he outline steps to do that? and w

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the car. so it's on your bikes! yeah, we're going to start doing that. really? great! yeah, we just have to get ben'sbike out of the pond. here's a good fact for you. did you know ants can survive in a microwave? right. because the waves are big, and the ant is small, so the waves go over the ant. and that means ants can survive in a microwave. really? yeah, but woodlice can't. right. oh, my god. ben! ben: it's science! it is not science. it is-- roasting insects! pete: ben, come here! you're a slag! "i am having my s-- my daughtergs boyfriend's baby." pete: ben... no more experiments with the microwave. fine. are you gonna watch me play football this afternoon at school? yeah, as long as you don't embarrass me with all that diving again. well, it has been a while since you picked me up from school. yeah, well, for a while it hasn't really been advisable. why? because all the kids at your school are scared of me, and we both know why that is, don't we? do we? ben, you told them that i'd killed a man. oh, yeah, sorry. um, at wasn't my fault. well, that's not-- that's 'cause ross was boasting about his

what is the latest, ben? l, the egyptian government has launched an urgent investigation into this incident yesterday that, as you said, left more than 70 dead. nearly 1,000 wounded. right now there's a very stormy session going on in the egyptian parliament where the deputies are demanding the resignation of the interior ministry demanding that the military authorities, the so-called supreme council of the armed forces do more to impose law and order in this country. we understand that the head of security, his deputy and the head of investigations have been arrested and they have been charged with dereliction of duty. the governor has of port said ehas resigned, but it seems that many people are pointing to the violence as an inability of the military to rule this country. christine? >> certainly a tragedy. ben wedemen, thank you so much for that. >>> other stories making headlines. president obama urging congress to pass mortgage relief. he wants to make it easier for americans to refinance at these record

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because they want they believe it will work in the short term more or whatever and ben bernanke he does devalue the dollar by printing more money what could be the collateral damage and and intended consequences of that one of the first is you and me i mean we're americans and our cost of living and everything is going to go through the roof and everything we buy is going to go higher and higher in price and we are going to suffer so that some and some businesses some industrial is can do better people will have jobs but are there it is their standard of living better probably not because their costs go through the roof a standard of living goes down that's the first collateral damage or three hundred million of us american citizens and american taxpayers we're the first fell out of that and that is not what they're trying to achieve with that i don't think one thing that i wasn't clear on that i've heard people on different sides of it say but you would know best because you've been in the trenches you are in the trenches when we talk about wall street and speculators and what they ben

. >> the comments from jay carney questions the ben teller. the timing is awkward because last week senator chuck schumer, drem of new york announced plans to hold hearings banning the koord napt between super-pacs and campaign. senator schumer says it does not pass the smell test to see some of these groups aren't conflicted. p&l is reporting that the growing concern by amount of money they're raising, the so-called super-packs and feeling the obama campaign could not match dollar for dollar the republicans will do this spring, summer and fall. you're listening to washington today on c-span radio. >>> the labor department says companies and governments post 3d.38 million jobs in december. that's up from 31.2 million advertised in the previous positive month. it follows friday's optimistic employment figures which show you 133 thousand jet jobs in january and the unemployment rates falling to 3.6%. the house representatives today passing legislation to sell off for consolidate some of the under used or unneeded federal buildings saving taxpayer

that was the case at the ben bridge jewelry store in houston, it texas, on february 15th. some hooded guys come in with hammers and just begin busting open all of the glass counters. it's basically a smash and grab operation. >> looks like it's in the middle of like a mall, all sorts of other people around. >> very good observation. it is in memorial city mall, and there are people around. this happened during business hours. >> did you see how the drawers, they -- you see how they hit the counter so hard the drawers behind opens. >> you also see how hard they have to hit this glass to get through. >> in this robbery they actually stole nearly a quarter of a million dollars worth of high-end rolex watches. crimestoppers is offering up to a $5,000 reward for any information that leads to an arrest. >>> two videos at number seven this week and seeing is believing. >> check this out and tell me what you think you're seeing. >> looks like these weird sky tornadoes that are connected to each other. >> god blowing smoke rings. fast-moving jets writing notes in the sky. >> what is

here's the problem. ben & jerry's flavor originally was made with frozen yogurt, honey swells and pieces of fortune cookies. yeah, that's the problem. this limited flavor sold out on saturday, but after initial reports of backlash, it went ahead and replaced those fortune cookies with waffle cookies and will be making that flavor no more. but they came out with this statement, we offer our heartfelt apology. if anyone is offend, we apologize. we're proud and honored to have jeremy lin hail from one of our fine, local universities and we are huge sports fans. we were swept up in the nationwide linsanity momentum. >> all right. secondly, as i'm talking to you, i'm told the dow -- let's plug in the numbers to see where they are as we're just about 40 minutes away from the closing bell. here we are. there we go. three points over. so once again, hallelujah. >> yes, continues flirting with that 13,000 level. we're talking about the dow. we've got 40 minutes to go. anything could happen, but yes, everybody has bee