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the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, do you have an extra mat? >> so sweet. he will prene on a screen. it is day 830,sex 339 >> have to push that button. trait russ swine edward snowden will make an appearance at the interactive festival next week. change the name. organizers say snowden, if that's his real name, who fled into the arms of his bff, vladimir putin after permanently harming our national security will appear via raw moat -- via remote about spying on the tech community. uh ready could together conference website, attendees will hear directly on his beliefs on what the tech community must do to secure the private data of the billions of people who rely on the tools and services that we build. wonder if he will have anything to say about kiev. i bet the attendees are excited. probably almost as much as this guy about trains. >> oh my god! listen to that horn! oh my gosh, she is beautiful! she is beautiful! ya! all right. oh! oh no, it is a b l 2 too! oh my god! oh, we are going to watch this. this is special. >> the train was actually saying that a

the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, if you were on the [inaudible]. >> it is day i lost count of -- >> justin bieber is amazingly talented at basketball, but a little shy about it. actually he is as bragy as his pants are sagy. the 20-year-old twerp up loaded a video on instagram, whatever that sdisplaying his sweet skills in a one-on-one game with his manager, scooter brawn. i think he is a nazi. no, let's take a look. >> yes. i am not sure what is better, justin's dribbling or scooter as acting. this is just what bieber needs. more adults enabling hisself absorbed antics. can we see it in slow motion? it is not the first time he has posted a basketball video to instagram. who can forget these earth shaking moves. >> i love that face. can i see it again? >> he truly is america's vomit. jesse you spent years as a busboy at dave and busters and it gave uh knack for spotting athletic talent in their teens. is he really that good? >> to put the rumors to rest next week they scheduled a homerun competition with s

the lede. that's the first story. i have seen a lot of people like you before, but i usually have to pay admission. >> he took his strudle and said toodle. it is day one of -- >> the white house executive pastry chef has resigned. let me repeat that. i don't have to. and michelle's meddling is to blame. bill was hired by laura bush in 2007 to make his acclaimed cookie plates and the sugar sculpt tour -- sculptures. he started replacing butter with fruit puree. his heart wasn't in it. he tells the "new york times," quote, i don't want the demonized cream, sugar, butter and eggs. the first lady may think tweets are evil, and here is a tweet that michelle obama doesn't want you to see. tells you who is the real american in this story. michelle made the pastry chef replace sugar with agave which sounds foreign to me and possibly communist. what do you make of this? he has been inspired to be a little more healthy. he wants to do that, but he doesn't want to demonize butter, fat and sugar, but he is most famous for his gin

the lede. that's the first story. >> greg, i will never forget that summer where you taught me to be a man. >> that's nice. sherrod, i just want to point out this is a member of the police you don't have to run from. >> don't touch my weave for no reason. darn it. >> it is official. we have too many planets. nasa says its kepler telescope has discovered a bonanza of 715 new worlds outside our own solar system. a planet terry scientist called the discovery, quote, the mother lode. adding we almost doubled just today the number of planets known to humanity. there go my taxes. some of the planets are inhabitable where it is not too cold and too hot. people are wondering what could the worlds be like? we did our own investigation. here is a look at the worlds and their inhabitants. >> new world! >> that's exciting. i want to thank nasa for helping us with that video. welcome to the show. >> thank you very much. >> it is a pleasure having you here. i am excited, kind of, about the idea of alternative

the lede. that's the first story. your body is a wonderland, greg. can i be your house? >> that strikes me as painful. he wants to delete all you can eat. 5* saudi cleric, aren't they all, is waging on obesity. sal for short issued -- saying buffets violates the principal of islams. speaking on a saudi tv station, the cleric explains the amount of food sold needs to be determined beforehand saying, quote, who ever enters the buffet and eats for 10 or 50 50reals and not determining the quantity and allah. one tweeted, the disaster is those who criticize the shake and ignorant they do not know. you convinced me. delivering the u.s. official response, these guys. ♪ >> that will be me later tonight at the bars. they don't serve food though. that's the odd thing about it. kimberly, i hate to say it, but i am against intolerance of all kind. all you can eat buffets are evil. >> i love all you can eat buffets. if i could spend five of seven days there i would love it. i love food eating contests as you witnessed on the fourth of july. i beat bob with the chicken wings. >> and t

the lede. that's the first story. wow, greg, how much have you been drinking? >> thank you. on your dvd for your movie you should have my endorsement, i watched it. >> "i watched it" greg gutfeld. >> i think it is good enough. they threw a flag on the flag. they put panic before patriotism, fear before freedom. brace yourself because it is time for -- >> yes, a federal appeals court ruled that officials at a california high school acted properly when they ordered students wearing american flag t-shirts to turn them inside out during sin co day -- cinco de mayo celebrations. the school is a san jose suburb and they had a problem between white and latino students on that day, and the court decided that officials' worries about racial violence was more than freedom of expression. how does the cat feel about the direction this cat is headed? >> i don't know. i sim sympathize with that cat. it seems strange, gavin. you said the court made the right decision. that surprised me. >> i am just shocked that we now give anything to anyone who screams the loudest. so if mexicans are fig

the lede. that's the first story. remember, greg, intellectual, you tower over everyone. >> it is a word you read, but never say. >> he used laughter to sell disaster. it is day whatever of -- >> obama-apacalypso gate. >> it is the big story we will forget by tomorrow. president obama appeared to urge young people to sign up for obamacare. let's watch fans of watching. >> my guest today is barack obama -- president barack obama. >> good to be with you, zach. >> first question. in 2013 you pardoned a turkey. what do you have planned for 2014? >> we will probably pardon another turkey. we do that every thanksgiving. was that depressing to you seeing one turkey you taken out of circulation, a turkey you couldn't eat? >> there you go. one more clip please. >> i have to know what is it like to be the last black president? >> seriously? what is it like for this to be the last time you ever talked to a president? >> it must stink though that you can't run three times. >> actually i think it is a good idea. if i ran a third t

the lede. that's the first story. >> what do you do for a living, greg? >> they put the party in nazi party. a minneapolis restaurant is under fire after hosting a nazi-themed party dining under a swastika flag. pick -- pictures were leaked to the minneapolis city pages. while the restaurant owner refused comment, one attendee called the -- what is that? called it harmless. i am not drunk. he says he is a member of the world war ii action society. it features german food and beer. there is nothing pro hitler about it. it is not negative or pro. and all members are screened to make sure they are not neo nazis saying, quote, are you not there because you believe in what hitler stood for. it is the same as wanting to be the bad guy when you are playing cowboys and indians. meanwhile, speaking of historical reenactments. >> ♪ here's a story ♪ of a lovely lady ♪ who was bringing up ♪ three lovely girls ♪ all of them had hair of gold ♪ ♪ like their mother ♪ the youngest one in curls >> don't laugh. that is [bleep]. they said in the prompter it was a re-enactmen

. >> a block m the lede. that's the first story. remember, greg, if you never stop talking, eventually you will say something intelligent. >> that was unnecessary. the mentally insane have selfies to blame. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate, 2014, live from the" red eye" debate center. >> how are you doing? welcome tonight's "red eye" debate from louisville, kentucky. i am greg gutfeld. glad to be back. a lot of lovely people here from louisville. british scientists have linked selfies to mental illness. according to one psychiatrist, quote, two out of three of all of the patients who come to see me with body dysmorphic disorder take selfies. i would be selfying my heart out if i had a head like a that. he was taking pictures of his gorgeous red face. his face is red. as part of his treatment bowman's phone was taken away for increasing periods of time. he said of the experience, quote, it was excruciating to begin with, but i knew i had to do it if iwanted to go on living. thank god they saved you. i don't know

the lede. that's the first story. to may there is only one wonder of the world, greg. you. >> they apologize for their disguise, and that leads us to our latest edition of -- >> is this racist? >> a columbia university says it is sorry after hosting an olympic-themed party where members dressed in stereo typical clothing from other countries. the girls seen here wore sombreros and mustaches, not there actually and french maid outfits and japanese schoolgirl clothes, among others. it offended a bunch of groups. they said, while we understand the actions taken by these members may thought have intended to be harmful, they were offensive. as usual the sorority regrets what happened and it will, quote, take as many steps possible to make amends with the populations we have hurt most. meaning they will be executed. for more let's check in with our "red eye" legal correspondent. >> i suppose you found a way to see out the window. >> that was so rigged. so people know where they are in the show, already i will go to you, andrew. i am fopped of your jack -- i am fond of your j

the lede. that's the first story. i would give uh thought, greg, but i'm not sure you would know where to put it. >> making them squeal is her appeal. 2016 is still 10 years away, but that's not stoping us at "red eye" from endorsing joan knee errnst for president of the world. she is running for u.s. senate and this uh macing ad was -- amazing ad was just released. >> i grew up castrating hogs on an iowa farm. when i get to washington, i will know how to cut pork. >> mother, soldier, conservative. >> my parents taught us to live within our means. it is time to force washington to do the same. to cut wasteful spending, repeal obamacare and balance the budget. i am joan knee ernst and i approve this meetings because -- this message because washington is full of big spenders. let's make them squeal. >> that's amazing work. joni is one of five republicans hoping to win back the senate seat for the gop. the other four are -- who cares? meanwhile, you know who else is going after crosses? this puppy. >> be careful. >> that

the lede. that's the first story. hi, andy, are you the new king? >> i just might be. did a napkin offend the captain? we will try to answer that in the latest edition of -- >> is this real? >> so a passenger on west jet -- on a west jet airline flight thought having a pilot who was a lady was shady. he scrawled on the napkin, the cockpit is no place for a woman. an honor for woman is being a mother not cap tin. not captain. ps, i wish they would tell me a woman was at the helm. they publicly shamed the guy on facebook, i respectfully disagree with your agreement the cockpit and we now call [bleep]. are you more than welcome to deplane when you heard i was a fair lady. you had that right. >> thank god he didn't see what he drew on the back of the nap ken. napkin. >> i don't think he really gets it. >> andy your laugh in the background of that. >> bonnie, here is the thing. i agree with probably all of david's points. do you think the captain is overreacting because it is that time of the month? >> i will say this is the first time in history that an airline has respond

the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, you real hot. >> thank you. did dear old mom steer you wrong? it is day 6 of -- >> they turned the mother of jonah hill into a joe. into a show. here is the latest ad urging people to enroll. >> sorry that was the wrong ad. can we see the right one, please? >> both of our boys were rambunctious and miss -- miss chough vus and talented and kind. >> one thing we don't have to put up with is our kid not having health care. >> young people feel invincible and until something happens they will continue to feel invincible. >> do you want your mothers to have a nervous break down? it is imperative to have health insurance. >> there is nothing worse than a mom feeling like her child is not protected no matter how old they are? jay with the march 31st open enrollment coming they enlisted lebron james. >> the deadline to enroll is march 31st. sign up now. you never know what -- when you might take a hit. >> i have a lot to say about this, but you are the guests so i will talk to you. mikey, i have to start with you. >> i

the lede. that's the first sorry. >> [inaudible]. >> that was a two-fer. got both of us. should those who protect avoid getting wrecked? three secret service agents assigned to president obama in amsterdam were sent home and put on administrative leave after a night of heavy boozing. one of the men was reportedly drunk and passed out in a hotel hallway early sunday morning. sound familiar, kennedy? the agents member of an elite unit of the secret service broke rules that prohibit anyone on an official trip drinking alcohol in the 10 hours before the assignment. as part of the team they would have had a classified briefing ahead of obama's arrival on monday. let's go to our white house correspondent live in amsterdam. >> i just don't think this is the time for soccer. actually i don't think anything is a time for soccer. it is a boring sport. >> how dare you? >> many jobs you can get away with drinking or maybe coming to work hung over. the secret service sounds like it is not one of them. >> keep in mind this was an elite unit that was able to get drunk. who goes to amste

the lede. that's the first story. >> i would say i love you, greg, but it looks like you already did. >> should they get a prize for exposing our spies? i am thinking it might be time for -- pulitzer prize winners will be announced next month. gutfeld? be serious, but thanks. reporters who helped edward snowden destroy america's national security, will they be rewarded for their efforts? the stories that came out of this completely changed the agenda on the discussion on privacy and the nsa. but the head of the ames center for journalists says journalists should not be given stolen national security documents who has made america more vulnerable to terrorist attacks and it is more likely to die at the hands of terrorists and enemy regimes. meanwhile, new documents leaked by snowden showed they hacked thousands of computers by tricking them into thinking they were communicating into facebook servers. for more let's go live to "red eye"'s national security cory spawn department. correspondent. >>

the lede. that's the first story. >> we start tonight with an international news. russia took crimea, and it also gained control of ukraine's combat dolphins. this is a real story. the sea mammals were being trained to defend against enemy divers and go on attack missions. they were planning to outfit their heads with knives and pistols and other weapons. they are on the cutting edge of defense. meanwhile, belgium has trained animals to patrol their waters. >> afraid to get her hind end wet. >> first of all what was that? crimea sounds like a name a drug dealer would name his daughter. >> it sounds like a soccer team. you do my job reading the international news and it sounds like a soccer team. >> it looks like crime with an a on it. we care no i -- now that the dolphins are involved. >> nothing says military defeat -- if you are a country and your military victory hippings on dolphins, you are finished. oh no, the dolphins have been taken. the war is unwinnable. they say dolphins are as smart as humans. >> we have to protect them from being made into tuna fish sa

the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg -- oh, hey, andy. i guess the booster seat has the night off. >> was it too meta to matter? stevenstephen colbert was caught and it lead to outrage. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> is this racist? >> on thursday evening, the official at colbert report account wrote i am willing to show asian communities i care by introducing the ching-chong ding dong dictionary. they secured the attempt to play indicate the native american community. >> this move by dan snyder inspares me. my show has frequently come under attack for having a so-called offensive mascot. my beloved charkt a ter -- character ching-chong ding dong. i ruv tea. it is so good for you. you are so pretty americans. you come here. i no need no sugar when you around. come on i give you ride to bangkok. offensive or not? not. you chingchong is part of the unique heritage of the colbert nation that cannot change. but i am willing to show the asian community i care by introducing the ching-chong ding dong foundation to or orientals or whatever

the lede. that's the first story. can i call you google, greg? you have everything i am searching for. >> she wants to toss the boss. 234* a new psa beyonce, a pop star, says the word "bossy" should be stricken from our vocabulary. it is being lead by facebook coo cheryl sandburg, girl scout ceo and condoleezza rice. they say "bossy" is a negative term and discourages girls from wanting to lead. typical chicks, telling you what you should do. >> this is ban bossy take one. >> pushy. >> stubborn. >> bossy. >> bossy. >> when i was growing up i was called bossy. >> i think the word bossy is a squasher. >> being labeled something matters. >> girls are less interested in leadership than boys. >> and that's because they are worried about being called bossy. >> we need to they will them it is okay to be ambitious. >> we need to help them lean in. >> words matter. >> let's ban the word bossy jie. and encourage girls. >> to be strong and ambitious. >> listen to your own voice. >> you can change the world. >> be brave. be you. >> ban boss see. >> i am not

the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, nice shirt. how can i talk you out of it? it is official. the oscars hate you. 43 million people watch watched the event. and the nielsen company says social media was a big factor which brings us to jimmy kimmle. right before the show started the late night host chose to secure the home viewer for being mean to celebrities. let's watch fans of watching. >> the problem is people at home -- excuse me for one second. what is wrong with you? all right. which one of you tweeted give jennifer lawrence an oscar for least supportive bra, hash tag fire your stylist? >> i did. >> you did? okay. show your hands to the cam. there you go. what a is that on your fingers? >> cheesy puffs. >> you have orange fingers and wearing a pink juicey jump suit. hello, is this the real housewives of 7-eleven? >> people who watch the oscars are fat and grotesque and not skinny like jimmy kimmle who was once fat and tbroa tesk. dash grotesque. reaction was positive and ellen took a dig at liza minelli. >> the real captain philips is here tonight and th

the internet of everything is changing everything. cisco. tomorrow starts here. >>> welcome back to lede. as volatile as this, any possible degree is very much a moving target. investigators spent the day making up for lost time after being grounded for a day by bad weather. it covered more than 30,000 square miles of the indian ocean, but that's just a fraction of the total flight 370 search area. now they're about to take off again to comb the waves for those 122 objects spotted by satellite on sunday so want to go live to atika shubert in perth, australia, where the search planes are soon set to go airborne. what kind of conditions will we see today, atika? >> reporter: so far they're all set to continue the search but they have warned that the weather is likely to deteriorate later today so it's really critical they get an early start. they're going to have about 11 planes up in the air today and five ships are already in that search area. the big question is are they going to be able to get to that area where the french satellite took that picture of 122 objects. this is the best lead