that's right, for $200, you could have four extremely uncomfortable minutes with the octomom. ose of hue couldn't make it, someone was there to take pictures. this was from the first dance of the night. dressed as a dominatrix. the crowds threw dollar bills, not because they were enjoying it, but they were trying to cover her up. this picture was from the second routine. she was dressed like a naughty schoolgirl, let's just play how many things are wrong with this picture. number one, the polka dot bar on the stage. number two, general lack of enthusiasm from this guy. and this woman checking messages on the cell phone. third, we have this guy who might be taking a nap while a woman clings to him like a koala bear. number four, we've got a bottle of windex to clean up god knows what. and number five, the topless mother of 14 in pig tails bending over for -- [ cheers and applause ] by the way, those same dollar bills could very well end up under her kids' pillows for tooth fairy money. there was quite a scene. as most would probably pay not to see octomom strip. it was the big s

some good news for the octomom, nadya suleman for a change. the octomom reportedly has a boyfriend.hy not? what's not to love about that little mommy machine. the boyfriend's name is frankie g. he's an amateur body builder. he looks like this. that's right. how he isn't on "jersey shore," i don't know. apparently, they've been dating a few months. i hope they're able to settle down and have kids eventually. what is this guy doing? she's 36. he's 23. there's got to be an easier way to get on tmz. i mean, there's -- [ laughter ] getting run over by lindsay lohan would be preferable, right? bad news for single ladies, the octomom now has a single boyfriend, now you officially have no excuse. i mean, nothing. [ applause ] thank you. have any of you been following the euro cup soccer tournament? [ applause ] a lot of people have been watching, which difers from our usual american tradition of not watching soccer. italy plays england the other day. the game went to a shoot-out. it was 0-0. despite the lack of any goals. it was breathtaking. and now i'm happy to present to you the euro cup

. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: nadya suleman, the octomom made herebut. bryan cranston, >> there's only 50 episodes of "breaking bad luck." >> i saw you your

." >> nadya suleman, the octomom, made her strip club debut. much more of an impact on the state of florida than anyone had anticipated. >> ryan cranston. >> there are only 15 episodes of "breaking bad" left. there are still plenty of people left to kill. >>> larry king. >> i saw her your kids were running around and you looked like you wanted to

i have some exciting news for fans of the octomom? really?ublicity shots from her upcoming adult film have been released. make rick santorum was on to something? octomom, home alone, because the very thought of seeing her naked makes you dough this. [laughs]. >> jimmy: it will cost $25 to watch it online or $50 not to watch it. just to recap, mentally unhinged woman with six kids was able to convince a daughter to impreg innocent her with six embryos. even though you're dying to see the pictures we can't show you them. this is how kids reacted when we showed people in hollywood. >> she recently made a porn film. some of the photos were leaked to the internet. you can flip through those. i want to get your reaction. >> sexy right there. damn. is that her stomach? [laughs]. >> oh, man. >> oh my gosh, i'm about to throw up in my mouth. oh my -- okay, okay, okay. [laughs]. >> is that a man or a woman? >> oh! oh! >> holy [ bleep ]. >> yuck! >> what is that? oh my god. [laughs]. >> flip it. >> yuck! >> what is that? this is bad. [laughs]. >> jimmy:

dating show is a good fit, how do you know if the guy likes you, or using you as a steppingstone to the octomomun of kate goeslin, i hope she finds true love or a new hair stylist. say what you will about the new show. the promo looks like a lot of fun. kate goeslin is back and ready to find the man of her dreams. whether he likes it or not. 12 men selected at random. shot with tranquilizer darts by sarah palin. transported to a deserted island. and hunted like animals by kate and her eight kids. who will escape? who will perish? and who will be captured and forced to marry kate? "escape from gosselin island." only on lifetime. [ cheers and applause ] a guy named manny perez from north carolina, driving to the airport with his wife and kids. some where along the way his wife fell asleep. so he decided to wake her up in the most terrifying way possible. >> so there is a truck getting towed and it looks like it is coming at us. and my wife is a sleep. we will see if we can scare her. >> dad! daddy! >> babe, wake up, there's a truck! >> i'm sorry, honey. it was getting towed. >> that is a good one

i feel like, i feel like the octomom is out there just be getting jealous. >> jealous of us. >> jimmyper, scissors, shoot. oh, scissors cuts paper my friend. click away. come on. that's it, you did it. you did it. [ laughter ] [ sighs ] you did it, yeah. bummer. okay, here we go. >> oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, here we go. ready? rock, paper, scissors, shoot. [ evil laughs ] it smashes the scissors. >> jimmy: rock smashes scissor. [ audience oohs ] oh, my gosh. if you didn't see, i was like cross-eyed there. okay. all right, ready? here we go. >> this is much scarier. >> jimmy: rock, paper, scissors, shoot. yeah! scissors again. go for it my friend. clicky clicky. click-a-doodle. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: woo! oh, my -- and it's in a slow-mo. it's really -- >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: oh, my god. all right, get it down there buddy. what? stop it. stop hitting her with pie. get it clicked down before you put the pie in there. all right. i'm sorry. >> i don't look undignified do i? >> jimmy: no, not at all. [ laughter ] darling, you have beautiful face cream in the mo

. >> making headlines on the web, octomom isnown as a new career venture as a singer. your ears, every buddy. she's going to release a song called "get on the dance floor." it because some reports say real producers that are worked with the stars going to be back in her. >> interesting. it will be interesting. animal lovers were when the panda left to the c4 china two years ago turns that you can continue to watch his every with a new web camera. >> they have one of these on the zoo. anddamonium watch, a hit. you know, the latest, tai shan's mother was artificially inseminated at the zoo but we do if a pande is on the way. that were shown live on the web can. panda's do not have any privacy. >> jeez louise. even the delivery will be live. >> everything. am sure i will be there. i was surprised to hear this over thero burst weekend. are rare. >> straight win the damage is down to.oils that is more common than a tornado. thunderstorm, the cool air builds and quickly comes down.g it hits the ground, and it deflected sideways. it causes damage and can reflect wind upward so

the reflection pool. are you still laughing at octomom? >> we don't want the video, you can go to tmz on that. i can handle. >> for us, rain this morning has now taken leave for the most part, but will it return before your weekend is through in we'll ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] virtual wallet can help you be that person who's good with money. see what's free to spend. move money with a slide. save with a shake. feel good about your decisions. >>> off to a wet start today, but no watch out, right? >> no. the sunshine is making an appearance now, and we'll get more and more shoouns through the rest of this morning and into this afternoon. that is welcome news. but the daytime heating out there we'll have a chance for showers later on today, but not a wash out today, and not a wash out tomorrow. that being said, key an eye on the sky and be ready for another little chance of rain showers before today is through. all of the humidity will be turned into clouds and rain drops by later on today. outside we go, a very cloudy start first thing this morning, but if you're looking west instead of knot on t

the network -- >> i'm just be iter that she has a better sex life. and you know who else does that 600-pound woman. guess who else has a better sex life octomom. himes ] [ applause ] >> as they say. >> she always has trademarked the term octo mom. ander this children have trademarked the name help us. >> yeah. >> we'll be back with the waning minutes of the "stephanie miller show." >> sweet lady gaga, that is good. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >> this court has proven to be the knowing, delighted accomplice in the billionaires' purchase of our nation. >> and you think it doesn't affect you? think again. it's like chicken and crunchy stuff got married! i only use french's french fried onions on my crunchy onion chicken because it's america's number one brand. just minutes to make, then bake! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] what's the point of an epa estimated 42 miles per gallon if the miles aren't interesting? the lexus ct hybrid. this is the pursuit of perfection. . what happened to george prescott bush. >> no, he was jeb bush's son. >> oh, that one. >> the ricky martin look-alike yeah. >> going in another direction. the di

. >>> the woman known as octomom is reportedly getting evicted and is asking her fans for money.adya suleman tried to make money stripping and selling nude photos of herself, but it wasn't enough to avoid foreclosure. tmz reports she has two weeks te move out of her home. she's now trying to raiseo $150,000 for a down payment on m new home, $150,000 for a down payment! >> she has 14 kids. >> all right. yeah. she has turned to a website called gofundme.com, so her fans, her fan, can sends her money. has she no skills? >> i think it's a sad situation. >>> the break-up saga between christian stewart and robert pattinson continues.n reports claim the u-haul wasul there because.pat continue son -- pattinson has moved out.v and steward has aapologized forf her affair. >>> there next, going to the citi open. >> hello, kitties. >> it's 9:44, we'll be right back. >>> this week, we're joined by alicia, the president of dakota dream animal shelter.he good morning, to you. you and volunteer with the same shelter, wendy dunn. welcome! >> thank you. tell us about your shelter. >> dakota's drea

octomom. >> this is the guy who died at. >> 92 but his age was inverted am. he was really 29. >> rose: and he realized he had a terminal illness how long before he died? >> about five weeks. >> rose: five weeks. he walks in to see a doctor and five weeks later he is dead. >> random blood test, comes back, acute myeloid leukemia. first they said 4 to 6 weeks then they said are you older, it will progress slower. but obviously he wasn't old ever, he was younger. and the progression was mild. he had his full faculties until the day he died. and it was an extraordinary farewell it was an extraordinary -- >> you had time to live with him knowing he was dying soon. >> yes. didn't think it was that soon. he didn't think it was that soon. and i think in some way, as he got older but he stayed so healthy both of us thought it might never happen. he might escape it. >> beyond his energind his curiosity wa, did you love most about him? >> well, those are pretty impressive. >> rose: yeah, they are pretty good. >> yeah. his vitality. nothing got him down. he loved sports.

octomom, nadya suleman. she filed for bankruptcy, i guess, was the rumor.oing okay because she's been doing some public films. >> more power to her. >> she's not really off public assistance. she just is on a different kind of public assistance. she is being assisted by a different public. and god bless her for that. >> your tax money isn't going towards it so there you go. that's all that matters. >> sunday mornings are so fun with you guys. alesha and chuck, thank you for the quips and always the wonderful insight. back to london in a moment. but first, these messages. [ female announcer ] what makes florida's natural orange juice taste so uniquely fresh and delicious? is it the rich florida soil? or the perfect blend of sunshine, rain, and temperature? maybe it's the fact that florida's natural oranges are never imported. they're raised right here in florida, and passed with care from our hands to yours. 100% pure. 100% florida. florida's natural. for their "destination wedding." double miles you can "actually" use. but with those single mile travel card

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