oh, thelma! thelma, just a minute. just a minute. if you don't mind, there are just a few more changes. just a few more, dear. now, you know, throughout the play, you use a lot of street language. now, mr. nicholson knows that people talk that way. but he feels that there are some people in the audience who might take offense to it, like his friends. his friends are going to be there. [ knocking on door ] oh, my goodness, that's them. willona, how's my suit? you look great. i'll handle this. here we go. i'm calm. yeah, bookman, what can we do you for? remember when i told you i'd get you a plumber right up here to fix the valve on your flusher? oh, bookman, you cannot change a valve now. we're getting ready to read my play. no kidding. you wrote a play? hey, you got any small parts to fit me? i beg your pardon. small parts to fit you, booger? there ain't no part that can fit you. well, i guess i'll get the plumber so we can go to work. in here, shorty! ooh! good golly, miss molly. girl, you sure look good to me. what do you think you

what's it gonna do, make thelma disappear? i'll explain all that to you tomorrow, after i meet with the manufacturer. you know, we've been, uh, corresponding, gonna be so rich, i'm gonna have my monogram on all my underwear. [ chuckles ] "l.e.," for lena evans. "lena evans"? grampa, you didn't tell us! what? that lena's gonna have her initials on her drawers? no, that you're married! well, we are not, and you know we are living together. that way, we each get a social security check. if we get married, we're gonna lose part of it! yes, but, henry, you always said, if you ever came into a lot of money, we'd get married. yes, yes. i know that, lena. but right now, i got a lot of other things on my mind. you're going back on your word? not now, lena. we'll talk about it when we get home. no! we'll talk about it now. sit down, lena. we'll talk about it another time. uh-huh. uh, say! whoa, whoa! w-what room are we sleeping in? thelma's. j.j.'s. w-wait. wait. we ain't sleeping in no different rooms. oh, yes, we are, mr. evans! you'r

i'll call thelma lou-- we'll make it a foursome. uh, well, barney, we just got it up and, well, we're not sure what we're going to do and i imagine you and thelma lou got your own plans. oh, heck no, we ain't got no plans. whatever you kids want to do is fine with us. the four of us would have a lot of fun. don't you think, andy? yeah, boy! sure, like they say-- the more the merrier. i'll give you a treat. i'll bring over my new bongo drum. i just learned "la cucaracha." all: ? and 'twas from aunt dinah's quilting party ? ? i was seeing nellie home. ? yeah! ? i was seeing nellie home ? ? i was seeing nellie home. ? ? and 'twas from aunt dinah's quilting party ? ? i was seeing nellie home. ? ( singing ends ) yeah. pretty good, huh? uh-huh, pretty good. i don't believe that bongos fit in too good with "bringing nellie home" though. just trying to liven up the evening. barney? it's just the shank of the evening. what'll mary and andy think if we run off like this? it's perfectly all right, barn. right, mary? well, whatever thelma lou t

well, thelma lou, i guess you know why i called this emergency meeting. i'm going to tell barney to get out of the choir. now, john, you can't kick him out the very day you asked him to join. i've got to, andy, or he'll ruin the choir. well, there's bound to be another way. uh, thelma lou, you're his girl... oh, no, i-i couldn't. aunt bee, he likes you. well, why me? andy, you're his friend. oh, no. no, no, no, no. then i'll tell him. no. you can't do that, john. what do you suggest? maybe he'll fall down and break his mouth. ( doorbell rings ) andy: hi, john. hi. come on in. how are you? you sure did wait till the last minute to change the meeting place. how come? we figured we had to have one practice without barney so's we get an idea of where we're going. the poor boy. he'll be expecting us all over at town hall. that's the truth. well, i had to do something. that concert is a week from tonight and we haven't sung one number through on key. ( all agreeing ) well, of course, there's always the alternative. i could tell him to his face. no... oh, no. do

thelma, thelma, cool, honey. let's fix him something to eat. yeah, i'll make him something to eat! ore! [ knock on door ] you don't have to get the door. i'll get it for you. michael, i'm capable of opening a door. hey. michael, you were right. you open the door. hey, what's up, bookman? hey, j.j., i heard you were sick. thought of you. hey, that's exactly what j.j. needs -- rest. yeah, i cut off the other two words. thank you very much, bookman. hey, that's okay, man. i kept the "in peace" in case you take a turn for the worse. that's so funny. i don't know why they let you out of that box. why don't you take a turn for that door and split, hmm? look, i just came over to cheer j.j. up. he ain't dead. look, man, you should be counting your blessings. i mean, it all seems bad. at least you know what you got. dig this -- you know what happened the other day? mrs. stevenson left her apartment on the seventh floor, right, i mean, the picture of health. by the time she got down to the first floor, she was dead. just like that. heart attack? no, she fell out the window. yeah, bookman, th

thelma, j.j. didn't sleep too good last night. he's worried about that new promotion they're giving out today 'cause he thinks the white dude's gonna get it. well, he sure is qualified. i hope he gets it. me too. i'll keep my fingers crossed. if you keep your fingers crossed, you won't be able to eat thelma's oatmeal. right! [ laughs ] you're bad. j.j., if you don't get up now, you're gonna miss my breakfast! now he'll never get up. right! willona: you better be quiet. j.j., for once and for all, i said to get up before you miss work! good morning, everybody. j.j., that's enough of that nonsense, enough of that nonsense. take out those blue contact lenses and wipe that clown makeup off your fa... lord have mercy, the boy done turned white! hey, what happened to the ebony prince? the ebony prince is now the ivory prince. john, we're giving you a raise. that's fantastic! but i'm gonna pass. are you ok? who says no to more? time warner cable internet gives you more of what you and those little data hoggers want. like ultra-fast speed

thelma, get up and let larry finish this game, please. [ laughs ] come on, ma. he's just a little kid. i know. larry. okay, thanks. my move? yeah, it's your move. well. well! larry, that was good. larry? ma, what's the matter with him? you know something? this child isn't retarded. he just can't hear. i just can't wait to tell her about her son. n't stick my nose in nobody's business. what? well, sometimes. don't you think you might be stepping out of bounds telling that child's family that there's nothing wrong with his mind? willona, this time i am sure of it. that child has a hearing problem. he don't even respond when you call his name unless he's looking right at you. well, that still don't mean he isn't slow. how about when i broke the plate? he didn't hear that. so, it still don't mean he ain't slow. he beat michael at checkers. where's the little genius? they're all back there in thelma's room, waiting for his mother. hi. hey, baby. florida: hi. aunt flo, did larry's mother come over yet? i'm afraid not, penny. flo, don't worry. if push comes to shove, i

now, you know i can't do that, thelma. the kids i drive to school need all the education they can get, and it's my job to get them there. mama, i heard on the radio that they might be closing the schools down. you tell mr. collingsworth that. whoo-wee! close the door. ooh, child, let me tell you something. when all our ancestors was down there in the hot, sunny southland lifting those barges and toting those bales, little did they know that 200 years later, some of their kinfolk would be freezing their ex-cotton-picking tails off in a project. and i said all that to say this, honey -- ooh, child, it's cold outside. hey, miss woods! oh, you're just the one i want to see. i got a bone to pick with you. i asked you to fix my thermostat, and you knocked it off the wall. red, stumble-footed goofballs i have ever known, you are the worst. you are a buffalo-butted, banjo-behind, reject of the school of losers. you are a disgrace to the human race and the animal kingdom included. i have no idea why noah let you on and off, honey,

and the ending, if we all get our wish, the ending is like 'thelma and louise.'" >> seth: okay, first of all, the way this election is going, we all want to be "thelma and louise." [ light laughter ] also i don't know why you'd bring up "driving miss daisy." wasn't that a movie about a [ laughter and applause ] that's the last movie you should be bringing up. and then there have been calls to violence from trump supporters if he loses. for example, former gop congressman joe walsh recently tweeted that if trump loses, quote, "i'm grabbing my musket." walsh was asked about that comment on msnbc this week and wasn't especially convincing in trying to defend it. >> why tweet that? it's a -- craig it's a metaphor. it's a call to arms. >> you could understand why a lot of folks have a problem with that. especially considering the current political climate that we're in. >> craig, i said musket. if i had said gun, that's one thing. >> a musket it is a gun. >> no, no. okay, fine, then take me literally. why the hell would i advocate anybody to grab a musket? nobody can find a musket anywhere

uh, thelma morris. oh, yeah. i remember. call e.s.u.? yeah. on their way. the elevator's busted. you're gonna have to hoof it. give us a hint. [sighs] [exhales] these people don't need no elevator. [coughs] four or five days, you get used to this. [woman] annette, get your behind out of there. hey. that's the mother. ms. morris, what's going on? that's two more policemen here, annette. you feel special enough to come out now? what happened to your daughter? this girl came home last night, smelling of alcohol, her clothes all twisted around. who she knows she's supposed to stay away from. - shh, shh, shh, shh. - they took her out someplace and took advantage of her. your daughter say that, or are you saying that? i'm saying what i saw on her face when she got home. those boys took advantage of her, and i want them arrested. - how old is your daughter? - she's 17, but she's slow. do you know if she has a knife or a gun or anything like that? no, no. step away from the door, please. annette, i'm detective simone. do you want to talk to me? [annette] i don't know. you do it. he's a g

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the feature tv movie called "driving miss hillary" and the ending, if we all get our wish, is like "thelma & louise." >> he's saying we all get our wish that these other two people will die. >> right. >> that is sort of par for the course rhetoric. >> yeah. and it's become normal. and i don't know, maybe that's his new trump tv show. i don't know. but what we've seen here is that whether it's bill burr, a candidate in north carolina, donald trump, the idea of causing direct violence against your political opponent is a degradation of political discourse. the suggestion that i will jail my political opponent is a degradation of political discourse. the reason we have peaceful transfer of power, people don't worry if they lose they are going to end up in a gula. it makes everyone much more concerned. i would not be surprised if we see violence after this election next week and that's not something anyone wants to see. >> i'm praying that's not the case. richard burr in a neck-and-neck battle audio of him addressing it and i want to play that audio making a joke about hillary clinton in a gun

again, this kind of "thelma and blew wease louise," it's so rare, it may be without precedent in that were handling this investigation up until this morning, or yesterday? anything stick out or was it pretty much by the book? >> seems like it was by the book. they went directly, looked at the husband. they checked out his alibi. he weringly took a lie detector test, most attorneys advise their clients, do not do. only bad things can happen. you can reasonably infer he felt so confidence he said, i'll take a lie detector test. >> they say he was not or never was a person of interest. you have no idea that will change? >> not at this point. once al by allibied as work. cleared. >> have a happy thanksgiving leftover afternoon. >> you too, john. >>> thank you so much for joining us at this hour or at these hours. as the case may be today. brianna keilar is in for wolf right after a quick break. and. because they know a deal is only as good as the network it's on. verizon gives you the best network and a lot more. our best deals of the year on top android phones. like the pixel, phone by g