i'm theresa strosser. you're on "the list." staff is working furiously to find if cool stories you need to know. >> number one, she's been telling you what to do for years and you're finally getting to meet her. seriously. meet susan who you know as iphone's virtual asis tant, siri. >> eight years ago, she did voiceovers, four hours a day for an entire month. those became the series we all know, love and occasionally curse at. susan now joins our list of favorite commercial voices. >> this is cnn. >> you've got mail. >> good to find out on the fun side, too. >> i forget the ris. >> hey, thanks, susan -- i mean siri. >> at number two, is this thing on? >> i hope we won't negotiate an offer. >> yeah, i do, too. >> by now, you probably heard this open-mic gap between republican senators mitch mcconnell and rand paul discussing negotiation strategy. now, we love controversial conversation just as much as the next guy. but we still think everyone would have enjoyed it a bit more if it went something like this. >> hey, did you check