now, of course, the doubting thomases at the f.b.i. have their own crazy theory. they believe that jeffs dissappeared from house arrest by coating his ankle monitor in olive oil and sliding it off. but come on. just because the f.b.i. found some greased-up ankle monitor doesn't mean this guy wasn't also raptured. he was probably just oiling himself up so he could slip right through the bars of the pearly gates. after all, jesus said it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a imagine how much you'd have to oil use on a camel. but on the outside chance that this guy wasn't raptured to sit at the right hand of the father, you should all be on the lookout, because the f.b.i. is offering a $50,000 reward for his return. >> whoa, whoa, hold on. wait. what was that, stephen? did you say 50 "gs"? >> stephen: oh, hey, god! yeah, there's a huge reward for this guy. why, have you heard something? >> that depends. i may have seen him around. is his one of those "no questions asked" kind of deals? ( laughter ) >> stephen: i imagine so. why? >> well, i