ththks, captain. you guys want to give us a minute here? sure. look, harry, i just wanted to tell you i would have done exactly the same thing you did if the circumstances were reversed. i wawasomewhere i didn't want to be and i had no control over it. i was forced to go somewhere i didn't want to go. i guess i had no control over it either. at least i had somewhere totoo back to. don't you have some work to do? relax, captain-- it's christmas! kids are out of school. whatever crimes they're committing they're committing in florida. yes, yes, yes! yeah-- come in. got a minute, coach? sure. i'm not one to be cynical, but... a christmas miracle? well, yeah... these things happen... winds up in jenko's old file cabinet? why not? because jenknknever filed a thing in his life. yes, ma'am. oh, you're the... maintenance engineer. sorry. sal's licensed to work at a nuclear power plant. uh, yeah. just waiting for an opening. ( children giggling ) ( dishes crashing ) amy: i'll get it this time. i went through three sets of dishes before we went plastic. my

ththk you for bringing it. you're very welcome, dr. vanovech. now tell me, what do you think? mr. kingsley, there was no need to kidnap me. if you had told me of your plan, have come running if you had invited me, to help u achieve it. gentlemen, i'm with youou every inch of the way. then welcome to the purple. thrush central to hong kong. electronics division reports jan vavavech kidnapped in prague reports jan vanovech kidnapped in prague according to plansns at 0600. you had your way long enough, webb. now it's going to be our way. thrush is going to take over kingsley's installations, and you are through. and what will thrush central say about this, mr. veeth? they'll thank us! to hong kong. propaganda division reports public relations expert, mr. mackey, kidnapped in london accordininto plan at 0500. thrush central to hong kong. personnel division reports dr. naomi fisher kidnapped in tel aviv according to plan at 0700.

you ththk it would be possible if one of the crewmen could take me back to the yacht anchorage? no, , 's an unnecessary trip. we'll be back within two hours. alright, chuke, never mind that. come on, comomon, let's go. [transmitter beeping] [beeping continues] (solo on recorder) 'open channel d.' channel d open. enjoy your cruise,e, mr. applegate. i didn't catch a single fish yet. maybe you're using the e ong bait. well, so far, uncle walter seems to be just a kindly old maladjusted kook. e. thinks you're in very dangerous wawars. oh? tenley's final words were, walter g. brach. tenley's final words? he's dead, and brach is very much alive. yes. don't touch me. if you try to drag me back there, i'll use this. i will! allow me to introduce myself. i'm napoleon solo. don't touch me. i will! you won't see these folks at the post office. they have businesses to run. they have passions to pursue. how do they avoid trips to the post office? stamps.com mail letters, ship packages, get a 4 week trial, plus $100 in extras including postage and a digitatascale. go to stamps.com/tv ing] [mu

you ththk you will shoot me when i enter to examine the container? no trick, yokura. word of honor. in a situation like this, a man's word of honor is hardly sufficient. [gunshots] [barks] [barks] [dramatic music] [gunshots] uh. [barking] [thwacks] [thud] [gunshot] [panting] alright, tell him i'm dead. [panting continues] he's dead, your excellency. very good. ah! w let us see what prize we have. the prize, generer, is a norwegian prison. [gunshots] well, what about you? i thought it was the old japanese custom gee, that's wrapping it up. yeah, i'm gonna wrap you up and deliver you to your mother. - oh, boy. you're gonna love-- - i know. - ah, welcome back, mr. solo. - thank you, sir. well, your message indicated you achieved the most successful conclusion to our little business matter. who's this? oh, this is my friend and co-international spy christopher larson. this is mr. waverly. - how do you do? - how do you do? he's one of us. i know i've been anxixis for you to meet my beautiful widowed mother and all, but...well, if you met and liked each other you might even wanna getetarr

ththk you all for coming. i know that in the past, i've always defended my brother whenever he's taken n stance that's proven unpopular with the staff. (all agreeing) but i'm not going to do that today. you're not? no. i'm not. quark's just using the cleansing ritual... to increase his profits at our expense. (all agreeing) it isn't fair. and we're not going to take it. since when? since.e. right now. so what are we going to do about it? we're going to fight back in the only way we can. we're going to form a... a... a what? a union. (crowd gasping) you've just destroyed the lives of every ferengi in this room. when the f.c.a. finds out we've even been talking g a... a... t say that word again. we're in enough trouble as it is. the ferengi commerce authority doesn't have to hear about this. if we all go back to work now no one else has to know this ever happened. no, no! it's too late for that. the f.c.a. has s rs everywhere. as soon as their lobes get wind of this we're all doomed! (murmuring) all right! so we

i, uh, i just happened to ththk, i never did finish that song. i've been waiting for you. what made you think i'd be here? - i heard about the shooting. - i was there. i know, that's why i was waiting. 'm sorry too. s that's the shortest friendship a man ever had. you mean, you've changed your mind? you knew that already. this is something i'm not going to be proud of but i guess keogh's got to be stopped. why do you think i've spent a year trying to run him down? so let's keep it between us. alright. but don't take any chances with keogh. he's dangerous. get in with hihi [whistling] ain't you up kinda late? what about yourself? ran out of women. small town. - why you all packed? - i'm pulling g t, pat. just waiting up to say goodbye. 'cause of what happened down in the saloon? no. well, then, why? by request. man named grayson suggested that this town might not agree with me. never figured you for a fellow who'd run. all depends. it's easy to leave a place if you don't have a reason for stayin'. what if you had a reason? how'd you like to make some money? big money. fine,

ththk you. of my astrometric scans this morning. you're welcome. i had some time between duty shifts. besides, it kept me occupied. you are attempting to distract yourself from your emotional damage. i wish i could say it was working. the treatment to relieve yoyo condition was available and yet you refused. i've got a disease but i'm willing to live with the symptoms. doesn't make senen now, does it? i assumed that romantic lovevews but clearly it can also be a source of strength. perhaps my analogy was flawed. love is not a disease. [captioning sponsored by paramount television united paramount network and the kellogg company ( humming ) good morning, everyone. ( chirping and fluttering noises ) ( continues humming ) ( chirping and fluttering grows louder ) ( chuckles ) be patient. ah-ah-ah-ah! ( bubbling ) ( chuckles ) ah! someone had a busy night. i didn't forget you. now... let's try it without biting my fingers this time, hmm? ( chirping ceases ) it's been a long road ? getting from there to here ? it's been a long time ? but my time is final

i'll have you people know that i'm the one at's supposed to be runnin' this train, and if any of you ththk i'm gonna run it, then you'd bet out of the line right now! well, since my boy ain't gonna dr how's she gonna take care of the baby and still keep up with the train? i'll find a for her, tha. i'll do the driving for her! and i don't reckon none of you scandal- mongerin' biddies thin' onto us, seein' a i'm pushin' 80! and in't scared of injuns, much. not-- not when they're this little,e,nyhow, i-i feel all safe and sound. there. there you be. anything i could do, kitty? haven't you done enough? hey, kootchie kootchie kootchie kootchie! where's the baby, papa? oh, shut up! what are you grinnin' about? i guess i'm justy fella. so the sioux are out they're feelelts. too bad. what are y sittin' here? just admiring that little family group ov. go on out here and do your job! all right, pop. ohh! rying ) ? rock-a-bye baby in the treetop ? what do we do for milk? a herd with the train, you know. i reckon i can b bor. well, how do we feed it? i mean, will it drink out of a cup? well, maybe. i

the first thing i'd like to know is what you ththk about it. i'd rather you stayed out of this, tarzan. yes, i'm sure you would. well, richard? i don't know what to say. do you want to leave? of course not. all right, here's your deportation notice, mr. harrington. dr. wilson will stay here. you're not making yourself clear. i asked you a simple question. is my son leaving this country or notot it's not quite that simple, mrs. wilson. there are factors, there are other factors. i mean, you don't understand. what factors, mr. harrington? -well for one, there's tarzan. -tarzan? yes, he's the sort of fellow who makes everything his business, a very irregular type. well tarzan, whoever he is, is your problem, mr. harrington. i don't want to get involved in-- i assume that you would like to cash that check. well, i did not say that your son would not be deported. it's merely a question of time. you don't have any time. you have 'till tomorrow night. then, i shall take other steps. good day, mr. harrington. but-- ? a'am, i am. i'm mrs. w wson. well,

and no man could ever think he owes anything to this village or to this chief, because he ththks it owes nothing to him. is it written that it is better to be a live stork than a dead lion? if you allow this to happen, if you dare send him out there, you will serve notice that this village and the name of this village shall be the same as the name of the jackal! i shall stand at the center of your village, alone. ? tarzan, you hear me, tarzan? you still alive? they tell me you're somewhere in the village, tarzan! you recognize the kid, tarzan?! that's your little friend, jai! all right, ape-man, some and get the bait! aim at his feet, we'll make him dance. please, tarzan, please! ? go back, tarzan! ? faster, ape-man! faster, if i get bored, i'll start shooting at the kid! no, tarzan, no! what's that fool doing, he's forgotten about n'duma! here's the man that you fear. look at him. he's nothing more than a petty thief who depends now, listen to n'duma carefully. go back to the seashore, rebuild your village, and never fear the likes of crandell again. ? let's go, son. ? i see you, old ma

uh, ththk you, detective, but for the moment all i'll need are your summons and your aa-16s. yeah, yeah. seven priors, no resisting. i didn't break in to that store. that's period. but you were caught hiding in a dumpster behind the gun shop. i was waiting for my girlfriend to come down there, all right? the police found burglars' tools in the dumpster, and half a gram of cocaine in your back pocket. i know these may seem like petty charges to you, mr. diaz, but you'rereacing a parole violation that could send you back to prison for six years. if you want me to hehe you, you've got to trust me with some facts. good. let's start with the night of your arrest -- i got some facts they want to know about. who? the police, man, i've got some heavy facts. such as? such as, you know, ththe are certain politicians with storefronts up here where one of them made some bad enemies, man, real l d. what do you mean? blam, they're going to blow his place straight to hell tonight. could you tell me a little more? i tell you more, i got nothing to deal. this is privileged, mr. diaz, they won

i want to ththk you personally, mr. wayne, for because of your rehabilitation fund, i feel like a new girl. the pleasure is truly mine. what are your plans now, miss? i plan to go to new zealand and keep house for my poor, but honest, brother. i think that's simply fine. and you, mr. wayne, are one of the two men who have made this possible. two men? who was the otheheone? batman. aunt harriet: the scourge of crime? the caped crusader himself. i hope when i have paid my debt to society that i can in some way, somehow repay batman. i would think that somehow he knows of your redemption, captions paid for by the u.s. department of education ? batman ? ? batman ? ? batman ? ? batatn ? ? batman ? ? batman ? ? batman ? ? batmama? ? batman ? ? batman ? ? na-na na-na na-na na-na na ? (speaking foreign language) a thief catcher? why? petty thefts. jaga, the chief, decided to return to the past. ? the thief! ? what brings you to the village? crandell has escaped. ? you goin' somewhere, sonny? you don't wanna leave now. no, siree