oh, um, that's just my old girlfriend, thumbelina. well, the picture has to go. you're all mine now. yes, ma'am! so, um, what do you want to do? gaze lovingly into your eyes. okay. oh, come on. you've got to cheer up. i need a date so, how goes it with diaper dan? it's more challenging than building the panama canal but then, less malaria. look. what? you're fighting a yawn? a smile. y-you told a joke and... it made me smile. i've seen bigger on a lutheran. i-i can't believe it! i thought i'd never smile again. you're cured! hallelujah! now, there's the most adorable fireman down the street. it all to you... hilda... my hilda. uh-oh. ( doorbell rings ) i'll get it! hello, hilda. great! one more gentleman caller and we can just put on the glass menagerie. who's he? who's he?! i am someone who has the decency not to wear a diaper in front of a lady. what...? oh...! get your hands off her... about your niece's strange behavior in school with her cousin. both: cousin? roland. roland. i have a bad feeling about this. i'm going to call valerie. i'll help her. afraid to