please welcome tig notaro. ( cheers and applause ) ? >> stephen: welcome to the show. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: nice to meet you. nice to meet you. >> stephen: we've never met before. >> i know this. but i wanted to meet you because i admire your work. >> i love you. >> stephen: oh! because i like you? >> yes. >> stephen: because i usually like people. i'm an easy date. >> everybody loves you. >> stephen: oh, that's very nice of you to say. we have one thing in common, we're both comedians from the south. >> yes. >> stephen: you're from mississippi and texas? >> i'd say exactly that. >> stephen: mississippi and texas? >> born there, then we moved to texas. >> stephen: little town, mississippi? most towns in mississippi are -- >> there are only little towns. >> stephen: what town in mississippi? >> i was born in jackson and we moved to the gulf coast. there's probably 4,000 people. >> stephen: but you don't have a southern accent. people ask me all the time why don't i have one. why don't you have one? >> well, i'm not sure, b

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