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please welcome our pal, tig notaro [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: tig notaro] >> jimmy: well, i have one thing i want to ask you about. you were recently on a a celebrity "wheel of fortune," do you remember this >> i do. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: you had to answer this puzzle. i'm going to show it to everyone >> okay. >> jimmy: i don't know how this story ends really. i just -- this is the puzzle >> mm-hm >> jimmy: okay >> that was a puzzle [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. now that's -- so you -- "crashing my -- >> do you want to know what i said [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah [ drum roll it must be "crashing my exercise bike" >> um, well -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, let's see what you said >> tig >> "crashing my exor -- cist bill"? [ buzzer ] can we edit my guess out [ laughter ] "crashing my exorcist bill." that is the answer i'm not gonna be humiliated on national television. >> i would -- no it's -- it's too late for that >> jimmy: now, what was -- [ cheers and applause >> thank you thank you. >> jimmy: what was going through your - [ cheers

, who plays your best friend >> oh, my gosh tig notaro is awesome. i don't blame you she's a wonderful person to write with >> she's so funny. i've always been on her podcast. it's really funny. >> seth: you know, you were talking about people watching movies at home, and i think there is a great comfort to doing that there's also a great comfort in rom-coms that i sometimes think people underestimate they must be really fun to make because people enjoy watching them so much >> yeah, i think so. it's also just not -- it's not like taking a test >> seth: yeah. >> some movies really feel like, what was i supposed to get out of that? >> seth: yeah. >> it just feels bad, you know, or, oh, i'm supposed to feel embarrassed that i don't know about it i don't know anyway, this is just one of those really easy, light, classic romantic comedies with ashton kutcher it's really fun and funny. >> seth: another person who's been doing this for a long time, but is it true you've never worked with ashton before? >> yeah, we never worked together before. >> seth: tha

you were eliminated in the first round, you lost to will ferrell and tig notaro. how did that feel?hape too, man. >> murray: well, thank you. i appreciate that. but we didn't know we were playing the sort of, the venus and serena williams sisters of the pickleball world. >> stephen: really? really? will and tig are the venus and serena? >> murray: yes. >> stephen: will's got the tale of the tape, i'll grant you that. but tig had never picked up a pickleball paddle before that day. you realize that? >> murray: that's not true, is it? >> stephen: it's true. she literally was playing on a fractured femur. >> murray: oh, my. >> stephen: now how do you feel? >> murray: really embarrassed, thank you. but i have to say thought we put up a pretty good fight. we had some good rallies there. no? you told me that. were you lying? >> stephen: no. oh, my god. you have the indefinable "je ne sais quoi." you had panache, just no points. >> murray: a lot of panache. >> stephen: looked fantastic the entire time you were losing. >> murray: thank you. >> stephen: a lot of people out there know and lov

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