he goes, "this is tim conway over here." and i go, "oh, hey tim." i go to shake his hand. in, and he goes, "you got to get me the [ bleep ] out of here. [ laughter ] i don't know these people. i don't know these people." that was his opening line. he's genius. he's genius. he just had me laughing for the whole party. tim conway's on our show tonight. there's his book right there. [ cheers and applause ] i love him so much. >> steve: brilliant. >> jimmy: and then, we've got some great music. oh, my goodness. chromeo featuring death from above 1979. [ cheers and applause ] everything is all chromed out, all their instruments. oh, i love it. chromeo will be here tonight, you guys. they're so fun. hey, guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we will be taking a look at the pros and cons of being dracula. [ laughter ] halloween is coming up. it is his favorite time of year. but life as a vampire isn't all fun an

i'm a lepper. >> reporter: for 11 years, tim conway he won hundreds of applause on "the carol burnettt afraid of his first patient, conway could be counted on to crack up his cast mates as much as his audiences. creating classic moments that earned him a place in entertainment history. how happy are we to look at -- >> take your time. >> i mean, just to watch those sketches and then to see what you're up to now. tim, we love you. >> we do. >> hi. i know. >> tim and julia andrews in one week. >> he said, i know. >> how is your book? >> i haven't read it. but it looks good. it's about 200 pages. it took me almost three days to write it. please, get a copy of it. >> it's such a fun book. >> really. >> you know what's funny, you have been in the studio for about 20 minutes and you have people from all different generations cracking up. your humor seems to transcend. >> to flow, as they say. >> flow. >> that's amazing. that really is. am i through? no. >> we know you so much from the carol show. >> you don't define yourself that way. >> you talk about everything in this long journey. >> ye

tim conway, what's so funny, my hilarious life.r liked her. and she wrote a long one, too. >> very nice. >> great to have you here. >> you don't mind if i sit here for the rest of the show? >> no. >> all day you can on the curvy couch. coming up, a call center worker fired after talking to sean hannity about the problems with obamacare. this morning a major update on her job status. >>> and it's the patriotic performance that's got everybody talking. this navy veteran's rendition of "god bless america" will give you goose bumps. you'll meet him and he'll perform that song live right here as soon as we get rid of tim conway. ♪ and guide her through the night with the light from above ♪ from the mountain to the prairi ♪ a mistake? uh-oh. geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. too small. too soft. too tasty. [ both laugh ] [ male announcer ] introducing progresso's new creamy alfredo soup. inspired by perfection. ♪ hey lady! noooo! no! [ tires screech ] ♪ nooo! nooo! nooo! hey lady, that's diesel! i know. ♪ ♪ ♪ small

tim conway and tina fey were among those praising her.mitted the prize was a long time coming but said she understood because there are so many funnier people, especially in washington. >>> as we mentioned, ringo starr is asking for your help. take a look at the foe the he shot from a car window during the beatles first visit to the u.s. back in 1964. it happens to be a great photo of a car full of kids who pulled up alongside the beatles motorcade. the photo had never been shown before today. it's in a new book of his. he believes it may have been taken in florida, maybe miami. if you're in the picture or know someone who is, there's new information on our website tonight to contact. because ringo would like to know. >>> when we come back, a certain detail in another celebrated photo. this one of a decorated soldier saluting. it made tonight's "making a difference" report. night's he m difference report. . can stay in motion. because just one 200mg celebrex a day can provide 24 hour relief for many with arthritis pain and inflammation. p

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. >>> and -- tim conway's carol burnett tell-all. >> i never liked her. >>> now where yahoo!for 24/7 access to celebrity news, "omg! insider." >>> kim kardashian gushing to us about kanye's proposal and how she's going to lose the weight before walking down the aisle. hi, everyone. i'm thea andrews. >> i'm kevin frazier. halloween turned into a pr nightmare for julianne hough. we have her blackface di bachle ahead. >>> first the latest on chris brown after his arrest over the weekend in washington, d.c. >> more trouble for entertainer chris brown. >> brown and his bodyguard were arrested early sunday outside a washington, d.c., hotel. >> he spent last night in a washington, d.c., jail cell. >>> arraignment day for chris brown. he was expected to enter a not guilty plea to assault. these are images from brown's prior appearances. camerer

this is tim conway, and i'm here doing -- doesn't tell me. don't tell me. friends with the fox. >> after tim did that one yesterday, then brian blum, our audio guy, said can you lit. tim conway on the show yesterday. >> he was on. he had a brand-new book out. i believe it is still out. >> people are loving it. it is funny stuff. >>> problems with obamacare, another outage plaguing the website. we are live in washington. good morning, elizabeth. >> reporter: folks in connecticut looking to make accounts ran into trouble. the federal data service experienced a widespread outage with the health care exchange. couples were blocked from accessing remote identity proofing, the social security administration section and tax credit page, basically necessary to complete the sign up process. there was a release issued encouraging people to browse. she writes connecticut consumers can continue to create accounts as well as shopl anonomously for price comparisons. access health e.t. will provide a follow-up notification. verizon said they were doing maintenance on the s

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