the >> jimmy: tim robinson!10:30 on comedy central. and we shall return with music from snakehips & mØ. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank john stamos, bob saget, tim robinson, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next but first, here with the song "don't leav"" snakehips and mØ! ♪ you know me now and then i'm a mess ♪ ♪ please don't hold that against me i'm a girl with a temper and heat ♪ ♪ i know i can be crazy but i'm not just a -- up i'm the -- up you need ♪ ♪ i don't hear nobody when you focus on me perfectly imperfect, yeah i hope that you see ♪ ♪ tell me you see 'cause i know that you've been thinking 'bout it ♪ ♪ don't leave shut your mind off and let your heart breathe ♪ ♪ you don't need to be worried i may not ever get my stuff together ♪ ♪ but ain't nobody gonna love you better don't go ♪ ♪

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tonight -- jennifer lopez, star of the "detroiters," sam richardson and tim robinson, featuring the 8gand with vinnie colaiuta. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. democrats are calling for attorney general jeff sessions to resign after the justice department revealed that he met twice last year with the russian ambassador. while others don't think he should step down because it looks like he already did. attorney general jeff sessions held a press conference today and recused himself from any department of justice investigations into the trump campaign ties to russia. says trump, may i also be recused? [ laughter ] i don't like it here and i want to go do other stuff. newly appointed interior secretary ryan zinke arrived for his first day of work today on horseback. hey, dude. maybe, not right now? read the room. [ applause ] the senate today confirmed former texas governor rick

music from snakehips and mØ, tim robinson is here.. have you seen the prepackaged salads at the grocery store. the dressing and everything is in the bag. fresh express just had to recall, like, i don't know, hundreds of containers of spring mix, because there was a dead bat in a package. yeah. that's what the people who opened it said. the company recalled 600 cases. the victim bought the product at walmart in florida. while they have no idea how the bat got in the bag. they know the odds of this happening in florida were exactly 100%. they didn't even have to trace it. they just knew. maybe it wasn't a bat. maybe it was a vampire in bat form. maybe they killed dracula and should be celebrating. while we're on the subject of flying creatures and death. this is the scene of a funeral where the releasing of white doves was a bad idea. >> i too have been set free. lift up your hearts and share with me. and god set you free. here we go. the first. >> jimmy: now it's a holy duo, i guess. the lord works in mysterious ways. all right. let's

tonight -- john stamos and bob saget, from "detroiters" tim robinson, and music from snakehips & mo.ow, settle down -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks to all of you here for coming. it's spring break. how many of you here in the audience tonight are visiting

tonight -- john stamos and bob saget, from "detroiters" tim robinson, and music from snakehips & mo. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks to all of you here for coming. it's spring break. how many of you here in the audience tonight are visiting

tonight john stamos & bob saget from "detroiters", tim robinson, and music from snakehips & mØ.mmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you here for coming. it's spring break. how many of you here in the audience tonight are visiting from out of

tonight -- jennifer lopez, star of the "detroiters," sam richardson and tim robinson, featuring the 8g

robinson. does he have a point? of course the bbc is perfect in every way! obviously when you present. you've got it, tim. main here and a brexiteers. full balance. i think the bbc, to be fair, during the brexit campaign worked incredibly hard to be balanced. i hear what nick robinson says here and it's a good defence of the corporation. but i think there are programmes partly because i think a lot of the staff in the corporation tend to lean one way, sometimes wonder if there is a full understanding of the brexit position on some of the bbc's bulletins and broadcast. there's an awful lot of attempts, quite rightly, on a news corporation like the bbc to ensure there is balance of race and gender among other things. i wonder if there is another attempt to ensure that on a whole range of political and ideological issues there are enough people in the newsroom to think in diverse ways. who come from different parts of the country. who are not all london—based, for example. i think that's unavoidable, because they come down to london to work at the harbour. having been —— to work at the hub. he says if company