that's why timmy rules. - yeah. timmy, timmy! [all chanting] timmy! timmy! timmy! - man, it sucks not being part of lollapalabala. - yeah. - hey, dudes. - skylar, what are you doing here? isn't reach for the skylar supposed to play soon? - they booed phil collins off the stage. everyone is chanting for timmy and the lords of the underworld. - oh, so now that they want us you think you can just waltz back into our lives and be in the band again? - i don't expect anything. timmy, i just wanted to say we had some pretty rocking times, dude. and maybe i let fame and phil collins go to my head. - timmy! [distant chanting] timmy! timmy! timmy! - wow, they really are chanting for us. - they want us back. - what do you say, timmy? - timmy. both: all right! - ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, it is my pleasure to introduce the reunion tour of timmy. [cheers and applause] - timmy and the lords of the underworld. [heavy metal music] ♪ timmy! ♪ ♪ timmy! yimmy-yah! ♪ ♪ ♪ ah, timmy ♪ ♪ timmy, timmy ♪ timmy, timmy, timmy - ♪ and the lords of the underworld ♪ - put me dow

timmy, come on out. have a seat here. timmy, always good to see you, how have you gone bn?i've been great. you're the genius behind all the nicknames trump uses. >> that's right. i came up with "crooked hillary," and it's following her around like bernie sanders. i mean, "buttface bernie." up top? >> stephen: i don't think so. and i understand now you're the head of female outreach. >> i'm trump's go-to female insult strategist. i was the one who told him to talk about carly fiorina's face and what boobs really do. that. >> stephen: no, no, no, it's an ugly business. okay, well, timmy, what are your qualifications for this job? for myself last summer when i snapped the back of nicole distephano's bra. she cried. hilarious. ( laughter ) but i also have plenty of experience dealing with my older sister, hannah. she's always in the bathroom. why? stop hogging the bathroom, hannah! you can't wash ugly off your face. >> stephen: hannah, hannah, you're a beautiful young lady, don't listen to him. timmy, do you really think these attacks on women are a winning strategy? >> absolut

timmy, tell me, how do you come up with these nicknames?well, i have over five years of playground experience making nerds cry. and that's really fun. also, i once made andy sansewn change schools. >> stephen: impressive. why do you think these nicknames catch on so well? >> stephen, we have had top focus group testing. we don't pull this out of our hats. our first choice wasn't "little marco. we started with "sweaty marco." then we went to"diarrubio," then we tried "marco boobio." and off the chart fair little bit we called him "marco pubio." >> stephen: all that research for one candidate. >> stephen don't be naive. we do this preparation for all candidates. if rand paul was still in the race, we could have called him bland balls. we did it for carly peearena, jab tush, "ted poos, "snot walker," and "ass kisstie." >> stephen: hold on. wait a second. let me make sure i get that last one right. ass kisstie? is that chris christie? >> duh. >> ste yours. does he know you call him that? >> he does now. ( laughter ) >> stephen: tim, obviously,

. >> i got to believe, timmy, the love, come help us. >> love to have him back. >> 91 on the gun. >>ch. >> we will be right back. >>> late show with steve con bear is next. >> do us a favor -- stephen colbert is next. >> do us a favor, say hi to mom. see you monday. >> stephen: so explain this to me. simirillian, there is a grorfindle whoidize, but in the fellowship of the ring in the fight to the ford, there is another elford named galorad findle, is that the same guide? >> no hablos english. captioning sponsored by cbs >> tonight, stephen welcomes lily tomlin kumail nanjiani and a performance by comedian ryan hamilton.

there is a catch with timmy. he still has to pass a physical. normally that is a technicality, but he is coming back from hip surgery. the white sox were in discussions for timmy's services, and lincecum expected to make a couple minor league starts. we've got the warriors behind me. there is another team in the bay area in the western conference finals, that would be the san jose sharks. they lost game one last night. so close. what could have been san jose, taking 32 shots but blues goalie, brian elliott got lucky in the third period. the shot bouncing off the post and around elliott's shoulders. despite the loss, san jose not close to panicking. not even panicking and saying game two is a must-win situation. >> i'm not concerned about it. i know where our game is and where our group is. i think we feel confident that we have the game owe come out on the other end of it. there is going to be a lot of heavy lifting between now and the end. >> for sure, bay area sports hall of fame has five new members. the inductees, new members now, this year'

there is a catch with timmy. he still has to pass a physical. is coming back from hip surgery. the white sox were in discussions for timmy's services, and lincecum expected to make a couple minor league starts. we've got the warriors behind me. there is another team in the bay area in the western conference finals, that would be the san jose sharks. they lost game one last night. so close. what could have been san jose, taking 32 shots but blues goalie, brian elliott got lucky in the third period. the shot bouncing off the post and around elliott's shoulders. despite the loss, san jose not close to panicking. not even panicking and saying game two is a must-win situation. >> i'm not concerned about it. i know where our game is and where our group is. i think we feel confident that we have the game owe come out on the other end of it. there is going to be a lot of heavy lifting between now and the end. >> for sure, bay area sports hall of fame has five new members. the inductees, new members now, this year's class, cal alum and jeff kent, olympic

bring back timmy. the giants front office keeping it it close to the vest. postponed in baltimore due to rain. and steph curry will not play tomorrow in portland. i guess he won't play monday either, game 4. >> he has to think about his rhythm. how long will it take him to feel 100% while he's going through that? what's his body going to feel light? ironically enough, you usually don't think about that with the mvp, but it's the playoffs. you throw a guy out thereat 75%, it changes everything. >> 5:30 is the tip tomorrow. this was a chance for okc to got it done. russel westbrook lost the board. westbrook, my gosh, over the spurs defense to jam it in. but that wouldn't be enough. 196 -- 100-96. san antoine leads that series 2 games to 1. the big story is steph curry, not tomorrow and apparently hot on monday. >> the nba teams are playing really tough. all right with gary. >>> a program reminder, the latest installment of the backstory airs this sunday night. iowary harper and jackie sissel follow rampleggers as they get e evacuated from their homes in pacifi

timmy in shorts. as frank mentioned trying out the two time cy young award winner. some 20 big league scouts there. radar gun had him at 88 and 90 miles per hour. afterwards we talked about his addition so to speak. >> i was able to throw the pitches. >> stay within myself. i commanded all of my pitches and got a couple misses and weren't in the middle of the plate. encouraging for me. >> does it feel different. >> like high school and throwing in familiar territory for me. >> laughing because you never know how tim lincecum will look. he is supporting some kind of new look. wish him the best in getting a job. the steph curry update. it cups by the minute and hour. encouraging day as the warriors took off for portland. the game tomorrow. and it is a definite, stefh curry will not play and he was reportedly moving well and a knee brace. and the team did not scrimmage and so he wasn't able to go three on three or five on five with anybody. but as we say, officially ruled out. the feeling is upbeat about his come-back soon. >> he looked like he had a bounce to his to h

and injuring a pregnant woman -- >> the deadly spree finally ending when off duty sheriff's deputy timmy creed who was there having dinner shot and killed derosa. >> but for the actions of the deputy sheriff there may have very well been other victims. >> and investigators are still looking for a motive and don't believe there was any connection to terrorism. the boston herald reports that his family reports he was suicidal and just released from a psych ward a day earlier. >> marcy thank you. >>> back here the dangers of drinking and driving was a harsh lesson for more than 600 students here in south jersey. williamtown high school hosted the mock crash this morning to show students the consequences of drinking and driving and firefighters and emt's took part in the mock scenario making it look as real as possible. with proms scheduled for this friday night officials hope this lesson will make students think advice before getting behind the wheel drunk. >>> up next, a deadly day in iraq, people have been killed in separate car bombings and isis is claiming responsibility for one of them

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timmy lupus. timmy lupus? raise your hand, lupus. he can't see you sitting behind planet fat ass. up your... tanner! ( tanner yelling ) buttermaker: come on, come on, come on. play nice. hey, hey, hey. let go of him. prem lahiri. present. but you don't have to use me. i'm just doing this for my transcript, for college. okay. ( clears throat ) let's see, toby white-- oh, whitewood, i know you're here. um... matthew hooper? matthew hooper? okay, no hooper. the hell? garo dara-gaga-braga-dagian. what the hell is that, aztec or something? armenian. ah, same. they both built pyramids. all right. uh... ahmad abdul rahim. here. yo, bro, what up? nothing much. just ready to play some baseball. twenty-five, huh? ken griffey, right? no. satchel paige? no. no? willie mays? no, it's mark mcgwire. ( chuckles ): mark mcgwire? but he's a white. yes, he's from claremont. he's my favorite player. ( chuckles ) okay. uh, agilar... miguel and jose. you guys twins? estoy, sir, apesadumbrado. no hablamos inglés. nuestro padre dijo que podríamos jugar béisbol aquí. yo quisiera jugar a la tercera base, y

angels don't play this year but around the time timmy could be called up if he pitches well.to andre iguodala. the ball going to get tipped. iguodala flies to the hoop. and he says he didn't see the shot go in. >> i was trying to land. so i didn't see the shot. i saw the ball down the net. i didn't know how that went in. you >> during regular season, i went straight through. >> with the series tied at a game apiece, steph curry blew it open with 15 points in two minutes. he's getting wide open looks coming up the screen or fast break. he had time to line it up. there, again, no defender. that is fatal for the thunder. they now have pressure to defend their home court. >> you're going on the road in the playoffs, motto is go win a game. they did that. now, it's up to us. so you know, game three will be important. it's not end all, be all. it's a game we want to win. >> we want to go there and try to win them both. it had been fun and we've got to be ready. >> game three is going to be huge. roger federer ending his record of appearing in 65 grand slam tournaments. think about

>>darya: happen to that we're waiting to see how timmy look at all this time.>jackie sissel: he could not have planned this any better it is all about timing and he hit it on plaid because a showcase for its face and one of the 23 team to be looking at timmy is right here at at&t park in san francisco giants this home for the last nine years on the most beloved giants last a said he won over 100 games to cy young four all-star games and obvious way the three world series team but he was a part of an because of that he is beloved. >>jackie sissel: but he is a player without a team he is rehabing from the surgery and because of the hips as it did not re-signed he is one child to get to that in scottsdale arizona and four of those teams and of the the contract the last two starts budget p v m matt came has been disasters last night a 17 runs including a 13 run inning the highest mountain runs and scored at&t park. >>jackie sissel: on this said the giants were at the beginning of the season not looking for another starting pitcher all the sudden maybe in the market

angels don't play this year but around the time timmy could be called up if he pitches well. the shot of the night belonged to andre iguodala. the ball going to get tipped. iguodala flies to the hoop. and he says he didn't see the shot go in. >> i was trying to land. so i didn't see the shot. i saw the ball down the net. i didn't know how that went in. you know? >> during regular season, i went straight through. >> with the series tied at a game apiece, steph curry blew it open with 15 points in two minutes. he's getting wide open looks coming up the screen or fast break. he had time to line it up. there, again, no defender. that is fatal for the thunder. they now have pressure to defend their home court. >> you're going on the road in the playoffs, motto is go win a game. they did that. now, it's up to us. so you know, game three will be important. it's not end all, be all. it's a game we want to win. >> we want to go there and try to win them both. it had been fun and we've got to be ready. >> game three is going to be huge. roger federer ending his record of appearing in 6

>>grant lodes: 66 as a scientist at timmy this is much good is 45 minutes of moderate or call is to allow 25 in active man in this kind of intense or moderate workout three times a week for about three months if a portion of the brand controlled within no exercise the study from the group that did 3 22nd burst on an exercise bike of a 10 minute period saw some a result of the group that did 45 minutes of continuous cycle in a moderate pace. >>reporter: when they're tracking a dry in slightly warmer patterned on tap for us will of all the details of after break. >>vicki liviakis: they're continuing to random the steps of san francisco's city hall we're in the newsroom were reckitt and i am the situation. >>pam moore: as the evening wines down more supporters of the so-called cisco 5 are showing up we have a crew at san francisco's city hall. >>pam moore: as well as was likely to happen next so that is aware working on those stories and much more coming of the non back to you in the studio. >>reporter: he made it clear today that despite being or will he too has the right to private life th

. >> you're sleepily timmy we'll play this later. >> timmy. >> he's engineer. >> wow. >> all right. >gineer in the family. >> it's a wild crazy family. >> good conversation at the dinner table. >> boring conversations at the dinner table. >> i was not going to say that. >> lots of sunshine today. it's a little chilly out there for now. we'll improve a little later today. not the mid 70s we expect mid take and there's snow flakes flying north. >> it's insane to think about. it has not happened in a mile. may on may remember last may i don't know if you remember it was warme m last may. and now we're dealing with one of the cooler ones we've had in several years here. 53 the current number here in d.c. and 40 pittsburgh and 38 binghamton new york and chilly start to the day around the region. and again there are snowflakes. it's crazy to think about. snow is flying towards state college this morning. erie, pennsylvania getting a little snow in morning. most of it is not sticking. higher elevations in the mountain tops up there in northwestern, pennsylvania, they could be getting a few i

timmy that is the key for yellen.he has assumed the role of global center of that central banker in the last two meetings, indicating global, not just domestic risk markets, are critical. to me while this may stabilize the stock market and bond prices, it's a sad commentary about artificiality of yields and the extent of financial repression that is going on for almost six years now. >> the yen jumped and they kept its stimulus program unchanged. the central bank says there is large downside risks, half of 1%. francine: the thinking is that governor kuroda wants to see what negative rates due to his economy and the bank longer-term. jodi: that is right. governor kuroda in the press conference in the last few hours underscored the fact that there is more that can be done, and he will do more as needed, including with negative rates. but negative rates just took effect in january, and he wants to give more time to have an impact in the economy. it is clearly a wait and see. he did not prepare the the markets for this wh

fox 29's done timmy shows us the amazing efforts at chop to save this little boy. >> reporter: dr.rtificate of children's hospital of philadelphia is thrilled with how well little camden is doing during arenites check up at chop. >> you showing off. report roar this is certainly a milestone for cam. >> kick, kick, kick. >> reporter: this cute little baby boy almost didn't make it. >> i think he's in the miracle category. you can mark him with capital m for miracle. >> reporter: his mom laura went for routine ultrasound at 14 weeks into her pregnancy. she and her husband eric never imagining the devastating diagnosis they would get that day. >> they said, you know, he has what we think is a cystic lesion on his right lung and here are options. >> reporter: unborn child had a huge mass on his right lung. require birth defect known as congenital cystic add did he gnome ma malformation or. the prognosis was not good. >> it was big shock, you know. >> fear. a lot of words we didn't understand. i think both of us immediately shot to we're losing the baby. >> making the situation even wor

i think timmy i've seen it done really well. the books that have influenced our culture greatly, it's done really interestingly, but sometimes it is funny. the real journalists can remark on that. there is this increased desire to make it a first-person thing so that there is more of an emotional connection and that the leaders can do a more emotional view of it. in terms of the way that genre has evolved there is a push, at least in my experience to include first-person experience. a reporter is being asked to report on themselves. which is interesting. it is like an interesting narrative problem that has its own risks and potential. >> question. >> david. posttraumatic stress disorder, moral injury has kind of been popular inlast year or two. i'm wondering if you address any of that or how you feel about it. one of the articles i read recently was talking about drone operators who are not actually in battle but have severe moral injury which incapacitates them. >> yes. moral injury. two minutes. i am a big proponent. it incorp

timmy, i like you a lot, buddy. you're young.hink about conservatism. >>> when we come right back, governor chris christie may have to boycott america's best loved cookie whether he likes it or not. up next. >>> before we >>> before we go tonight, donald trump held a fund-raiser for governor chris christie to help the governor pay off presidential campaign debts but governor christie may have gotten a little more than he bargained for from the donald. >> i can tell you then, when carrier, ford, nabisco leaving chicago with their big plant, they're moving to mexico, i'm not eating oreos anymore, you know that. neither is chris. you're not eating oreos anymore. no more oreos for either of us. don't feel bad for eithers of us. >> it's okay, governors, there's always keebler or whatever. thanks for watching this special edition of "the factor" tonight. i'm eric bolling. bill will be back with a one-on-one on donald trump. also i'm going to channel my inner bill o'reilly. pick up my new book "wake up america" if you buy it, you'll get

tim timmy threw 41 pitches and is hoping to be offered a job at as a starter. >>> steph curry will probably3 of the warriors/blazers series. but he looks really close to coming back. wore a knee brace yesterday. looked very good in the morning. the problem is timing. coach kerr wants to see him play three on three abdomen five on five and there's no time before game 3. steph probably will not play. the blazers are not buying any of this. >> we expect curry to play on saturday. >> yes. >> you're saying there's a chance. >> today, you just looked like -- he looked like he had a bounce to his step. in the last week, he's been slowly inching his way forward. moving a little bit quicker each day. but today was the first day he looked like himself again. >> kevin durant and the thunder trying to go up 2-1 on the spurs. san antonio was up. okc comes back. russell westbrook went for 31 points. a tie at 83. kevin durant, a tough step back in the lane. 85-83. okc, as they always do, three late turnovers. spurs cash in. tony parker hits it. he had 19. the spurs hold on. 100-96. they take a 2-1 series

my boy timmy says this all the time. s&p and two-year treasuries because the s&p is the best performing and the least risk of any equity market in the planet right now and we also know, you know, treasuries, why not? that's to your point. 60/40. >> a plight to safety because relative to the rest of the world. >> the only problem i see with the overall market, technically looks exhausted but the only problem is the fed governors that keep talking up the ability to raise. or the need to raise and if they continuously do that, they are going to put a lid on the market. now it might not crater but i don't think we can make it. >> that goes to our thesis or the question, no matter what is happening, no matter what is running their mouth off or talking -- >> got to buy yield from at the dollar and people come to realize the move to gold is for all reasons other than a falling u.s. dollar. >> all right. it has been a year since the s&p 500 made a new all-time high so this will be the first time since 2012 the s&p has gone all y

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timmy, i like you a lot. you are young. conservativism. >>> whaek, governor chris christie may have to boycott america's best loved cookie whether he likes it or not. up ahead. this is brad. his day of coaching begins with knee pain, when... hey brad, wanna trade the all day relief of two aleve for six tylenol? what's the catch? there's no catch. you want me to give up my two aleve for six tylenol? no. for my knee pain, nothing beats my aleve. >>> before we go tonight, donald trump held a fund-raiser for governor chris christie to help the governor pay off his presidential campaign debts. but governor krissie may have gotten a little bit more unanimous i bargained for from the donald. when carrier and ford and nabisco moving from chicago, with their big plant -- i'm not eating oreos anymore, neither is chris. you are not eating oreos anymore. no more oreos, don't feel bad. for either of us. >> there is always kiebler or hoho's or whatever. bill will be back on monday with a one on one with donald trump. also i'm going to ch

to the minute ramp he appeared in a wheelchair and you very much alive james bond unlike his more timmy shaken but not third been declared loves to start things up we hear them he told studio boss of that he's done with planned on and he turned down a whopping 68 million lb. offer to do more movies. >>robin winston: a fatal accident still active right before the tunnel and all the of motorcycle with a three right lanes blocked is causing a backlog as to get out of san francisco more details coming up after the break. after the break. dinner. dishes. marriage. dishes. divorce. dishes. sleeping. (snoring) (sputtering) dishes. not sleeping. dishes. life. dishes. death. dishes. existence. dishes. dishes, dishes, dishes... every dish, every time. only finish has the power ball to take on anything. >>robin winston: it happened at down to 15 this morning the motorcycle is the not survive the crash sit in investigating it is still a very active sing and they don't have all the way surely it may start impact the eastbound commune heading and a little bit of a backup at the toll plaza on some qui

the technology can -- doesn't it make it that much easier with pornography with online gambling , timmyiction can mean many different things with the technology we have. it can be addicted to the device. in 1984, wrote my book i thought what they were talking about was kind of crazy, i thought nobody would say there is an addiction to video games. nobody says if they want to finish a book that much -- that my child is addicted to reading. if a kid wanted to finish a video game thought that was very reasonable. since, the data have changed. using this american psychiatric manualtion diagnostic using the criteria for addiction, there is the same used for alcohol and drugs. if you apply them to video games there is such a thing as addiction. panic ink we could find there is such a thing as a cell phone in the future. because who would of thought. you jim addiction can be extremely serious. now research has started to be done where they do use the same criteria and it is a real thing. >> a way to add something. in asian countries this is much bigger than here. in south korea, there has been