okay, timmy? - timmy! - right, you're timmy. - timmy, labalayah!are going to fall out someday anyway. if you think about it, you should actually be thanking us. "oh, thank you, guys." you're welcome, kenny. - [muffled] fuck you! - all right, get ready, timmy. - timmy! - hey, guys, what are you doing? - what does it look like we're doing, butters? we need a tooth, so we're using timmy's wheelchair to pull out one of kenny's. - oh, hey, i got a loose tooth right here. together: you what? - [muffled] you what? - timmy! - yep. one of mine came out not two hours ago. - uh, butters, could we have it? - well, heck, no, you can't have it. why, i'm going to stick it under my pillow and get money from the tooth fairy. she gives me 50 cents a tooth. well, i'll see you, fellas. - dude, maybe we don't have to rip a tooth out of kenny's mouth. - yeah, we just have to get butters' tooth. - whoo-hoo! - how we gonna get it from him? - i guess we'll have to sneak into his house after he goes to sleep tonight. - yeah, let's go. - go, timmy, go! yaaah, timmy! - no, ti

, timmy, timmy, timmy ♪ ♪ timmy, timmy, leh-bah-la timmy ♪ - ♪ come on down to south park ♪ ♪ and meetrible disfigurements. and we won't believe how we exploit them for your amusement! - that sounds pretty good. - [garbled speech] - hey, kenny! - [garbled] - that's awesome, kenny. - now, gosh darn it, fellas, my name's not kenny. kenny's dead. - okay, not-kenny. - and i'm not gonna wear this coat anymore neither. i should be able to be you guys' friend without wearing kenny's old coat. - be quiet, not-kenny, the maury povich freak show is on. - oh, all right then. - our next guest is a little girl who was born without a midsection. please welcome damla jones. [applause] - hello, maury. - ah, sick, dude! - you're a very brave little girl, and i'm very proud of you. - thank you. - can you tell the audience how miserable your life is? - ah, yes, it is. - ha ha, you're a cutie. do the other kids at school sometimes make fun of you? - sometimes. - do people sometimes stare at you? - sometimes. - do they go, "oh gross, what the hell is that thing?" - i don't know. - well, your mommy told us

- gobbles, timmy! noah. today is thursday, the 19th of november. which means there's only 62 days left until 900 hours of sean hannity episodes get deleted from the white house dvr. anyway, coming up on tonight's show: rudy giuliani has the worst hair day of all time, why you should put a facemask on your thanksgiving turkey, and bill gates joins me on the show! so let's do this people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show with trevor noah! ♪ ♪ >> trevor: okay. before we get into the serious news, i wanted to kick things off with an adorable story that will almost definitely be turned into a second-rate christmas special next year. >> well, it may just be new york's unofficial new holiday mascot. a small owl found inside the rockefeller christmas tree tree. >> a worker found it tucked away in the branches. it's a small bird called a saw wood owl, the smallest in the northeast, recovering at the ravens beard wildlife cent

timmy brought up such a great point. we have to realize were in a battle.ican people that voted for trump, against the establishment. the establishment is what wants to stop list. they are trying to teach everyone a lesson, and unfortunately the establishment has a mainstream media on their side that is working in conjunction with them. it's up to us as americans to stand up, to stand up to that in such a way, peacefully, and defend our constitution because she is the one thing that we have. that constitution and this country, once we give that up, if we allow the democrats to trample that constitution and rip it apart, we have nothing left and guess what, the rest of the world has nothing left because there is no place on this planet like the united states of america and that's a fact. >> exactly. jason. >> the election is not over until it's certified. we are eternally grateful for donald trump for returning the republican party in a conservative direction. the biggest bright spot for me was the rise of the republican women. you look at lauren and ashley

mean, they could just switch shifts with their kids. ( factory worker ) "thanks for covering my ass, timmyowe you a pint of guinness." ( boy ) ", but dad, i'm only seven years old." "right, straight whiskey then." although, when you think about it, it makes sense turnout this year is close to 1900, because life actually is a lot like 1900: we're home a lot, life is slow-paced, we're baking our own bread. the only difference is we have netflix, and back then, they only had hulu. i can't wait to watch the "handmaid's episode today." now, of course, the presidential race was the main thing bringing people to the polls, and after that, the senate and congressional races. but all across the country, people were also approaching voters on street corners and saying, "yo, you wanna vote on a ballot initiative?" >> also on the ballot in five states, legalization of marijuana in four states, arizona, montana, south dakota, and new jersey all voting to allow recreational marijuana use, while mississippi voting to allow the use of medical marijuana. >> voters in d.c. passed a measure dropping magic mu

timmy, thanks so much for coming on sunday.ee you. >> thanks. >> tucker: back in august you'll remember, a kid called kyle rittenhouse 17, was charged with murder for shooting two men during blm riots in kenosha, wisconsin. his lawyers say it was an act of self-defense. they have video to show that. now kyle rittenhouse's family is suing joe biden's campaign for defamation. what's the basis for that? we will talk to kyle rittenhouse's mother straight ahead. ♪ ♪ >> tucker: this show can report conclusively tonight the former president barack obama does not have a self-esteem problem. obama is still in his 50s and has already written his second autobiography. the new one drops next week with a thud. the book is 768 pages long. congratulations if you can read the entire thing. you'll be the only one. we will save you the trouble, trouble tonight. for the cliffsnotes. barack obama is a genius, you are a racist. remember that? it was the feel of the old tire obama residency. he doesn't seem to have learned a lot since then. here's b

so of course we want to think about timmy again, this is where not really going to talk about. there's six kind of principles that i argue for and think that we can use in order to sustain attention one of those is thinking about community. absolutely it's an equity issue when we think about how we are getting attention to our students in particular challenges they are facing. attention is reciprocal and you're more likely to pay attention to me so we need to pay attention to those two challenges they are facing. i'm not going to talk about that issue so much but in the book, i will talk about actually the cultivation of communitymore in the afternoon session . but i absolutely, we need to be aware of all the things that are drawing away the attention of our students and that is students who have things like for example anxiety, orattention or learning challenges . ultimately it's especially true now with all the stuff that's going on in the world around us including maybe a teachers paying closer attention to our students and the challenges they arefacing . >> the questions ke